Cartagena Reports

[Mojo Bandit]

Sorry that this report was so long, I'll have to try to shorten them in the future.

Do not apologize for long reports. You might mention something that you do not realize that someone else wanted to know or needed to hear.

[YippieKayay]

She noticed and then crossed her legs so I could get a better view of her thighs. After a while she put her legs down and spread them what a beautiful site. I'm sure she was thinking that she was giving an old man a show and she did. She got me warmed up for what was coming later.

This reads like lines out of a Bukowski novel. Hilarious.

I don't know if the chica from SA has a different arrangement with you but she might have flaked because you didn't give her enough the first time. Word to the wise, it's not complicated. You don't need to negotiate, just make an offer 150 k-200 k is more than enough. 90% of the chicas will take it.

[Sangnyc21]

Is this place like a Gustos. What can I expect to be charged for a TLN. Sorry don't have time to go back and read LOL.

[MaddTraveler]

Ended up 300 mill each for 2 to 3 hours. Game on! Turned out they were both from Venezuela. Instead of their hotel we went to my apartment. We had a great time. After three hours curfew had passed. I asked if they would stay until later in the morning and how much it would cost. They told me 400 mill each. I negotiated down to 400 for both of them.

Nice report my dude and glad your having fun. Try to negotiate sir. You definitely overpaid. Those hunnies around the clock tower usually will settle for 200-300 k all night, heck I've had some take less, like would agree for 150 k for an HR or two and end up staying cause we're drinking and having fun. Especially if late since they know they won't get anyone else. Never pay the immediate asking price, they will try you to see if you know going rates. It's obviously not an honest business and no honor or pride in it, hence you need to do your part or they'll take advantage. Yes we're all from the states and we all have dollars, but those precaution believe it or not are for safety too, and other obvious things like messing it up for the next dude LOL. Now those two vennies will walk away when I low ball, or they'll call you first before accept mine LOL.

Instead of paying 1 Million total for both, you could've paid 500 k total for both easily. Also when you make a deal for all night, be sure to confirm what time they will leave, and if they leave early, deduct from the amt. Don't be a target for being an easy gringo.

[Quim77]

Nice report Quim. Very informative and well written. I have been to Cartagena several times but not recently. I have stayed in hotels and AIR properties so interested in how you found your apartment. It appears from your description that it was private access and you had no issues taking chicas back, obviously since you arranged an all night threesome. My last stay I had an AIR apartment on Calle Moneda only a few blocks from the plaza but other times I have stayed elsewhere. My other last visit, I also recall that I stayed in Getesemani but that was too far a distance from the main plaza action.

For my next potential trip during this upcoming June, it's possible that I may be able to stay with a friend at the Hotel Santa Clara, probably the most upscale hotel in El Centro, where he has reserved a double suite. However, as we both are fully aware, there are no visitors allowed here and they are quite strict about this rule. Several years ago, I went with chicas on more than one occasion from the plaza to a cheap short term hotel, which was of the poorest quality imaginable with barely any running water and dingy as can be. I think it was called the Tropicana. Ironic to have a very nice place to stay but have to resort to doing the deed at a dump. On another visit, I stayed at a halfway decent place only a few minutes from the plaza but can't find it on Google maps now. I believe it was at one time called either Mar why Playa or the Indio or something close to those names but they had to change the latter as the name was too close to another nicer hotel in ElCentro. It was one flight up from the street and had several interior rooms with an additional two rooms with small balcons overlooking the Calle. I know sometimes that chicas used this hotel for short term romps judging by what I used to see in the hallways of the hotel..

I spent about half a day researching Airbnb. Originally wanted to stay overlooking the beach. Found this place by accident. I always checked visitor policy under rules of the house. If not mentioned, I would message the owner asking specifically if I could bring guests. And telling them that I won't have parties. Interesting enough this owner said no problem with visitors, but after booking a note was made no visitors. I made a copy and also bookmarked his msg say visitors were ok. It's been absolutely no problem. It's in a building with many other units. The guard leaves nightly at 9 pm and is off on Sundays. I have my own keys to the building. When my SA girl showed up the guard took her temp and sanitize her hands. No asking for ID. He's been very friendly. I believe that timekeeper 4444 mentioned the same building but different apartment in a previous posting.

[Tomasb]

Nice report Quim. Very informative and well written. I have been to Cartagena several times but not recently. I have stayed in hotels and AIR properties so interested in how you found your apartment. It appears from your description that it was private access and you had no issues taking chicas back, obviously since you arranged an all night threesome. My last stay I had an AIR apartment on Calle Moneda only a few blocks from the plaza but other times I have stayed elsewhere. My other last visit, I also recall that I stayed in Getesemani but that was too far a distance from the main plaza action.

For my next potential trip during this upcoming June, it's possible that I may be able to stay with a friend at the Hotel Santa Clara, probably the most upscale hotel in El Centro, where he has reserved a double suite. However, as we both are fully aware, there are no visitors allowed here and they are quite strict about this rule. Several years ago, I went with chicas on more than one occasion from the plaza to a cheap short term hotel, which was of the poorest quality imaginable with barely any running water and dingy as can be. I think it was called the Tropicana. Ironic to have a very nice place to stay but have to resort to doing the deed at a dump. On another visit, I stayed at a halfway decent place only a few minutes from the plaza but can't find it on Google maps now. I believe it was at one time called either Mar why Playa or the Indio or something close to those names but they had to change the latter as the name was too close to another nicer hotel in ElCentro. It was one flight up from the street and had several interior rooms with an additional two rooms with small balcons overlooking the Calle. I know sometimes that chicas used this hotel for short term romps judging by what I used to see in the hallways of the hotel.

Is this apartment an AiR unit where you are staying? I was thinking of finding a cheap hotel for short term assignations for my friend and I, which both of us can use but unclear if these establishments still exist in El Centro?

Any suggestions from other board members gratefully acknowledged.

[Quim77]

I want to think all the guys who contributed to this form. The reports and comments you've contributed have been helpful in planning my trip. This is my second trip. Though I really consider it my first. I was here in March 2020 had planned to stay for a month, however as soon as I saw that the virus had arrived in Columbia I left. I only spent two days at that time. I arrived on Friday and had the same experience going through immigration as Ktsrf. Prior to arriving I was stopped and had my documents checked three times. So under normal circumstances I would've been pissed having to wait because so many people did not have their documents available. However I was very excited to have arrived.

Because of my work and travel time I hadn't had any sleep for almost 30 hours. That's a long time for this old man. So once I got settled in the apartment I rented I plan to take a nap for a couple hours. Unfortunately couple hours lasted into all night and when I woke up it was 3 AM too late to go out.

On Saturday woman I met on SA came over. I thought we had a great time and she seemed to enjoy herself. We made plans to meet on Sunday. I only gave her Taxi money as she didn't ask for any money.

After she left at midnight I decided I would go to the clock tower which is only a two minute walk from where I'm staying. Soon as I stepped out of the building where I'm staying there was a very large group of people running and yelling coming up the street. Looks like a riot. Once they passed me I started walking, but then they suddenly turned around and ran really fast. Evidently they got into some big fight with someone who was injured seriously. They rounded the corner and stopped at delirium. Didn't think it was safe to walk past them. So I stayed a block away watching the action. It took the police about 20 minutes to show up. Then took them a little while to clear the area. So I finally made it to the clock tower. Walked around a bit saw a couple good looking ladies, however having just had my brains screwed out and thinking I was going to have a repeat session later that morning I did not partake. However for some reason she flaked on me on Sunday.

I had a good dinner at Buena Vida Marisqueria. I went there wanting to sit on the rooftop however because I didn't have a reservation I got a table on the ground floor. Wasn't very crowded and sitting near me were two very beautiful young ladies. Dressed very fashionably. The one facing me has beautiful legs I couldn't stop myself from taking long stares at her. She noticed and then crossed her legs so I could get a better view of her thighs. After a while she put her legs down and spread them what a beautiful site. I'm sure she was thinking that she was giving an old man a show and she did. She got me warmed up for what was coming later. After dinner headed to the clock tower. There were a lot more people then the night previously. Also see many police officers, it didn't look like they were doing much other than standing around. After doing a couple of a walk arounds I just stood in one spot. After about 10 minutes beautiful woman approached me. Now I don't speak any Spanish, and she didn't speak any English. Have a translating app worked great. After we chatted for a bit her friend came over and they asked me if I wanted to take them to their hotel. Ended up 300 mill each for 2 to 3 hours. Game on! Turned out they were both from Venezuela. Instead of their hotel we went to my apartment. We had a great time. After three hours curfew had passed. I asked if they would stay until later in the morning and how much it would cost. They told me 400 mill each. I negotiated down to 400 for both of them. I hardly remember everything that happened I got so wasted but I know I really enjoyed myself. The only downer was they decided to leave early. It appears that even during curfew you can call a taxi to take you to wherever you want to go. They wanted to go to a party. They kept on calling me their boyfriend and that they were my girlfriends. After they left kept on messaging me through WhatsApp to remind me how much they loved me and what a good time we had.

When I woke up this morning the apartment was a mess. This place has over a dozen towels, every single one was used. Beer and whiskey bottles, food trays all over the place. Took me an hour and a half to clean up. Now I'm going to have to find a laundry to wash everything.

Can't wait to see what adventure awaits me today.

Sorry that this report was so long, I'll have to try to shorten them in the future.

[Nyezhov]

WTF! Oh I fear getting surrounded by some small fucking Costenos, these lazy ass little tiny punks, what are you saying.

Like I said, they bother me and they are a problem and I have no issue with a bunch of them, matter-of-fact it has never happened, why? Because size matters and when you get right down to it they are timid little pussy asses and if their puny costeno amigos want I will get mid evil on their ass to.

I grew up in the eastern area of LOS Angeles and let me tell you I never ever would fuck with any Mexican or Black brother from there, why? Because they got my respect but these costenos, this puny machismo non-confrontational fucks, hell I tell the bunch of them to go back to their childhood donkeys.

The Tall Man.

Some how a knife in the back or a brick to the head on my pussy hunting vacation doesn't seem like its fun.

In Thailand, Laos, Cambodia and Burma I've personally seen big brash tough guys take a beating because they laid hands on a local or got aggressive.

To each his own, Ill get by with a smile and a polite refusal. I take the position that the mosquito is incapable of annoying the elephant, and in these countries, I am the elephant.

[The Tall Man]

In Cartagena you'll likely get surrounded by locals where they become threatening if you decide to start making an issue with one of them. That's all I've seen. I don't recommend. Colombians have this thing about protecting their own.

WTF! Oh I fear getting surrounded by some small fucking Costenos, these lazy ass little tiny punks, what are you saying.

Like I said, they bother me and they are a problem and I have no issue with a bunch of them, matter-of-fact it has never happened, why? Because size matters and when you get right down to it they are timid little pussy asses and if their puny costeno amigos want I will get mid evil on their ass to.

I grew up in the eastern area of LOS Angeles and let me tell you I never ever would fuck with any Mexican or Black brother from there, why? Because they got my respect but these costenos, this puny machismo non-confrontational fucks, hell I tell the bunch of them to go back to their childhood donkeys.

The Tall Man.

[YippieKayay]

So what your saying is that its OK to get aggressive with the locals?

If you pull that stuff in SE Asia you will get a beating.

In Cartagena you'll likely get surrounded by locals where they become threatening if you decide to start making an issue with one of them. That's all I've seen. I don't recommend. Colombians have this thing about protecting their own.

[The Tall Man]

I would definitely be down for that but not until next December. I'm too close to getting vaccinated at this point and I don't travel to tropical climates in the warmer months. Its too nice where I live (San Diego 25 minutes from Tijuana) to go sweat it out somewhere rainy and I'll be going to Cuba in November to see some regulars that I am missing now.

This is my type of plan right here! Will be in Cartagena March 14 - 22nd. If this is a feasible timeframe for you I am all in!

We need more guys to commit before we move forward with talking dates and details. Let's keep this topic on the radar screen and get more dudes involved.

Happy Funday / Sunday to all!

The Tall Man.

[Nyezhov]

First off you do not allow anyone to touch you, to invade your space, and this includes the massage putas that comb the beaches on the Caribbean. I know them and yes they are relentless and when I tell them NO 3 times I next call them for what they are PUTAS and stop molesting me, some have stood their ground and cast their evil stares thinking that their voodoo bull shit works.

Yes I have had yelling matches with a number of them that lasted literally them barking and yelling at me for 100 meters as they retreat to the next gringo.

Have even used the si-lo-mama paisa expression for when a girl asks something of you reply with this which means "sure, just suck my dick".

Never ever allow them to touch you let alone give you a massage no matter what they say. I would not let one of these hoes touch my dog let alone my body.

These women that roam the beaches doing massage have absolutely zero respect for any tourist let alone a gringo or gringa, they will steal from you and their culture ingrains in them that this is retribution for slavery. I know my history and the culture.

Oh and I love Colombia.

The Tall Man.

So what your saying is that its OK to get aggressive with the locals?

If you pull that stuff in SE Asia you will get a beating.

[YippieKayay]

So they mandate masks on the streets in heat and humidity, but not in bars and restaurants? Gee, how do you spell stupid?

Thanks for your report!

It is the same in Rio. I had a guy there start yelling at me when I was outside without a mask. And yes he posted a great report. Kudos.

[Ktsrf]

So they mandate masks on the streets in heat and humidity, but not in bars and restaurants? Gee, how do you spell stupid?

Thanks for your report!

Baby steps!

[Ktsrf]

So they mandate masks on the streets in heat and humidity, but not in bars and restaurants? Gee, how do you spell stupid?

Thanks for your report!

Well, we all got to eat and drink, so it works me. Kind of like the masks, the touts can't see your expression, makes it much easier to move away.