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  1. #9028

    Teeth

    Quote Originally Posted by RockPaper7777  [View Original Post]
    A full course of this dental treatment costs US $6000-10000. I wouldn't have thought that these local girls could have afforded it. Evidently, dental care is cheaper and more available in Colombia.
    In Colombia a complete course comes to about 200 usd. I know because I am investing in the future of my VZ GF by paying for her "brackets".

    That's much more affordable, even in relation to the lower minimum salary.

    So, if you are a dentist, work in the US. And if you have teeth, don't go near the place. Unless you belong to the upper class.

    In World Health Organization ranking of health systems in 2000, USA is ranked 37, Colombia is ranked 22 in Overall health system performance. In Health expenditure per capita in international dollars, USA is ranked 1, the world's most expensive health system.

  2. #9027
    Quote Originally Posted by Intercoarse  [View Original Post]
    Readers, allow me to provide the community with some updates for Cartagena from my point of view. It's lengthy because I wanted to provide as much detail as possible to help new people navigate Cartagena as best as possible. Photos included, but with respect to the promise of their privacy, their faces are hidden..
    That's what I call a "Report" Enjoyed reading it. Thanks! For posting.

  3. #9026
    Quote Originally Posted by RockPaper7777  [View Original Post]
    Evidently, dental care is cheaper and more available in Colombia.
    Many US guys go to Medellin not (only) for the girls, but to get some important dental therapy. Quality is good, and of course prices are much cheaper than in USA, where anything related to health care is prohibitively expensive.

    This was mentioned several times even on the Medellin thread of ISG. You can search there for details, if you are curious.

  4. #9025
    Quote Originally Posted by Intercoarse  [View Original Post]
    Readers, allow me to provide the community with some updates for Cartagena from my point of view. It's lengthy because I wanted to provide as much detail as possible to help new people navigate Cartagena as best as possible. Photos included, but with respect to the promise of their privacy, their faces are hidden.

    Quick Background:

    Arrived on Wed 9/11. Solo until wingman arrives tomorrow. Taxi to the house near Clock Tower for 20 mil. They tried to start at 30 mil but I'm well aware, thanks to the ISG, that the price is no more than 20 mil.

    This time I decided to go against the usual recommendation of staying in an apartment in Laguito from he Who Shall (Not?) Be Named. Coughjuancough. I did an Airbnb. The spot was absolutely Perfect. $130/ night. Included complete daily maid services (home and laundry). I did my research prior to locking it down. By research, I mean I found out that I'm able to bring chicas back with literally no hassle. There's no security or doorman. Just a lowkey door facing the streets. Super nice spot with 2 bedrooms each with bath. Huge open living room for partying with its own halfbath. Perfect for throwing huge parties where you can't keep eyes on all guest because it's completely separated from the bedrooms which have their own locks. For those who are super concerned of safety, I felt safe and will Definitely rent again. Balcony overlooking the street. The property manager explicitly told me to treat this house exactly how you would your own. Enough said.

    My mission for this trip was simple: To fuck as many girls as I can until I return home on Monday. I accomplished my mission with a story to tell:

    Day 1 (Wednesday):

    My Temporary Wifey (lives in Cali) was due to arrive today with her sexy amiga. I planned to double cuff for a few days. In typical Colombian fashion, she was late and did not arrive today. She kind of bullshitted and told me she would be there Saturday instead. No worries, there's plenty temporary wives in this country to replace her. The original plan was wingman and I would rent a boat to Cholon and Playa Blanca with us bringing two girls each. The two I were bringing were going to be Temporary Wifey and her amiga. She dropped the ball when it really counted. More on that later. Throughout the trip I would make plans for two others. We set up the boat trip through the property manager who knew a guy who knew a guy. 1400 mill for a 10 person boat between 8 am and 5:30 pm. I settle in and choose the appetizer of the trip.

    La Reina Del Sexo Anal (#1)

    "La Reina Del Sexo Anal" from photoprepago. I was already out so I stopped by her rinky dink apartment 8 min away from Clock Tower. She asked for 150 mil and she got it. She was not, however, the queen of anal. Ridiculously tiny bootyhole. She definitely tried but. It wasn't happening. A for effort. I gave up during the power outage that happened 15 minutes into my arrival. 3. 5 Sex, 3. 4 BBBJ, massage was 6. 4 though. I did the massage because I came fast and wanted to use my full hour. Venezuelan chica with a soft bubble butt and really long hair. Not mind blowing and no further details worth mentioning. Get that first one out the way quickly for the sake of Post-Nut Clarity.

    I stayed up all night so I'm ready to chill. I go home and relax for a few hours then prepare for the evening festivities. Hunger strikes and I find myself on a rooftop bar who had really good fried shrimp (Terreza) that overlooks the Plaza between 8 ish and 10 pm, you can slowly see the crowd transition. From tourists to tricks. The sounds of horseshoes starts to mix with the sounds of high heels entering the Plaza. The smell of horse shit starts to mix with cheap perfume. The crowd came and went in waves. Right at 8 pm, packed with tourists. I'm talking families, baby strollers, and couples; young and old. And of course the Cartagena see*Squad. 9 pm, kind of empties out. I counted 10 ish obvious see*Squad workers barely worth mentioning. Deadpool is also here, texting and wielding swords. He's so out of place. 10 pm, more of a mix but the be*Band is starting to arrive. The workers are literally just Standing There as previously mentioned 100's of times on the forum. No exaggeration. One chica got bumped and didn't even move a foot or stop staring at her phone. Discipline. I head to Dolce Vita right around 10 pm and it's still pretty dead. There's definitely a few early birds in there trying to get this worm. Within 5 min I spot her.

    Ghenesis (#2)

    A sexy mixed Colombian+Venezuelan chica with the big soft ass barely contained by a black cotton skirt arrives. Instantly sold. She goes by Ghenesis. She asks for 300 mil for 4 hours after I buy her a Corona for 13 mil. Not a terrible deal honestly, but I didn't want that much time. We settle on two hours for 200 mil. We walk a few minutes back to my house where we drink a bit more, shower together and get down to business. 6. 8 sex, No BBBJ, 9. 3 GFE, but only for the agreed upon time as expected. We shower again then head back to LDV around 1 am and it is PACKED with the A*Team. I'm overwhelmed at how beautiful these women are. With Ghenesis next to me, they're eyeing me, calling at me, grabbing on me, treating me like the piece of meat that I am. It's disgusting. I loved it. I really attempted to count the amount of "fuckable" bitches to report here and I lost count after 50. Even if your standards are unusually high, there's probably something there for you at LDV. Me and Ghenesis separate and I toss back a few drinks waiting to recoup for tonight's grand finale.

    Fast forward an hour and I grab more food at the rooftop bar again. The Plaza now has the A*Team, be*Band, and see*Squad in full effect. I head back down the street to check out Space. It's okay. Be*Band in full effect. I've finally realized I just don't like Space. I can't put a finger on it. Vibes or something. I swing back over to LDV around 3:30 and it's winding down. After a few more drinks I head outside for fresh air. I walk to the Plaza and the police are scurrying the chicas. Seriously, the police are doubled up on a bike doing a figure-8 to scatter the chicas. Chicas disappear within 3 min. Magic. I'm amazed at the resemblance this has to a herding dog doing this with its cattle. I'm empty handed because I didn't want to settle. I had a sweet tooth for a slim morena with a tear-drop bubble butt. I walk back to LDV for a final hunt. This Little Annoying Bit comes up to me and starts talking my head off. I clearly, and immediately, exhibit disinterest. "I'm no scort you don't have to pay me", she says. I tell her idgaf because she's so damn flat and annoying. While she's talking my head off, of course the slim type I'm looking for walks passed and we lock eyes. I'm glad these chicas are ruthless AF and don't care who you're with. She stood at the corner for a few seconds looking back at me.

    Leidy (#3)

    The Little Annoying Bit just doesn't get the hint so I abruptly walk off mid sentence and gesture to Leidy to follow me. My gut tells me she's the one. And damn she was! Super skinny. Morena. Friendly and fun as hell. Features you would expect of a runway model: Long thin legs, super symmetrical face, and this walk that'll turn any head. She asks for 200 mil and I counter with 150 mil plus propina. She quickly accepts and by the time the negotiation ends, we're at my front door. I know many have their preferences, however, I'll never stay in Laguito again. To each is own. She's so surprised at the entrance and living room. So surprised that she decides to model on the kitchen table for me. We did a mini photoshoot on the kitchen table. I feel like a king out here. Good for my self-esteem I presume. We head to the shower where she lets me do whatever I want for as long as I want. Hands down she had the best tasting bootyhole I've ever had. I swear she put a cherry Jolly Rancher in her ass and let it melt earlier. Complete GFE. Awesome vibes made me feel like she was an old friend. After we finish around 6 am, I tell her she's welcome to sleep with me and she immediately obliges and jumps under the covers. Her night being over played a factor here for sure. She squeezed me so tight and cuddled like newlyweds until we woke. In the morning I gave her 210 mil and she was very happy. She deserved the tip. 7.7 sex, 7.9 BBBJ, 10 GFE. I can tell she's going to be a repeat. And she was. More on that later.

    Day 2 (Thursday):

    Coolin out today until my wingman arrives at 3. I head to San Valentin for a delicious fried shrimp meal. Wingman arrives, first time in Colombia. The look on a man's face when he sees The Plaza full of women for the first time is priceless. We spend the day pregaming for the nightly festivities. It's 10:30 and we walk the plaza. He's clearly overwhelmed and can't choose his appetizer but he's on a mission. Within 10 minutes he chooses shortly after I settle on my 4th course.

    Maria (#4)

    I've been eyeing this super cute, light skin, tiny Venezuelan chica with wide hips and bubble ass in the plaza. She was mad chill, negotiated very easily to 150 mil. The four of us are back at the house drinking, smoking, listening to music, just having a good time. Maria seems a little down as if she wasn't enjoying herself. I inquire as to why she seems so down. Fellas, I Really wish I hadn't. Vibes are all high and she hits me with the "My grandma just died". Fuck. That would make me sad also. Her statement is either: 1.) a lie. Or 2.) the truth. Either way I'm still fuckin. I reply "damn lo siento, shower?" She's so easy going, did everything I asked for. 17 strokes in from the back, I notice that statement earlier was probably option #2. I know these hoes lie all the time, about anything, for money. However, she did seem like someone whose grandma just died. I always try to remove my heart from the equation during hunting season. Keyword: try. I nut quickly and get her the fuck out of there after paying her the agreed upon rate. 1.4 Sex, 2.2 BBBJ, 2. 7 GFE. Rendezvous with wingman after he finished his session and we head back out to eat around 1 am. From a balcony, wingman spots a couple of chicas he didn't get a chance to speak to earlier. He drops fork and is downstairs in 5 seconds. I see him exchanging info from the balcony then returns to tell me their both Colombian sisters from Medellin both with the crazy heavy butt.

    Around 1 am, we enter LDV and that First Time Jaw Drop wingman has makes my day again. LDV is packed even more than yesterday. We hang out for a while critiquing the chicas, dancing, interviewing, and drinking. A very helpful tip I picked up some time ago is to show love to the establishments you frequent. I cannot stress this enough. Imagine two scenarios:

    1.) You walk into a crowded club where nobody knows you, have to muscle through to the bar, have to do jumping jacks to get a bartenders' attention, ask for what you want in a foreign language, risk miscommunication, order incorrectly, you feel unhappy, you settle for the first and worst chica, the worst chica steals all of your money, passport and cell phone. Now you're stuck as a bum in a foreign country. Don't get stuck as a bum in a foreign country and get rid of cable and upgrade to DirectTV.

    OR 2.) Because you showed love yesterday (I tipped the equivalent of around $12 US), The bartenders and waiters especially recognize your face, run to welcome you with open arms, shout "Amigoooooo!" Ask if you want "the usual" although it was only one time yesterday, and chicas in the establishment go "damn why is that gringo so important", and now they're all waiting in line to suck your dick. I'll choose the scenario 2.) EVERY time. Fast forward to 3:25 am and I see this ridiculously large ass on this light skin Venezuelan that I've got to try on for size.

    Mily (#5)

    Asked for 300 mil. Settled on 200 mil. For the hour. Sweet girl, horrible boob job once she's naked, super thick with a relatively smaller waist. Face was probably a 6.3. But That Ass Though. Humongous and soft. Even the chicas that saw it had their eyebrows raised. 5.7 Sex, 6.0 BBBJ, 5.0 GFE. I end my night as she exits around 5 am and knock out.

    Day 3 (Friday The 13th):

    Wingman and I head to grab food. San Valentin again because there were several things I wanted to try on their menu. Delicious langostinos al ajillo presented in a shell. Lots of water, rice and veggies to help bring me back to life. Wingman and I separate as he is in search for a professional massage and I'm in search for the opposite. Allow my opinion in an attempt to make sense of some controversy within these pages: Here's probably why some would say it's hard to find chicas walking the streets during the day; because it is. BUT those that say that are likely individuals who do not have a WhatsApp contact list FULL of chicas acquired throughout their stay (s). Walking around the busy streets between 1 pm and 4 pm I found one chica I would actually fuck. She was pretty as hell, super wide hips, but her ass was so damn weak it's a shame she can identify as a Colombiana. She asked for 250 mil. I told her 200 mil but it must include photos and videos. That is always a contingency before I session and I'm fair if they elect not to include their face. I'll tip better if they do. She said 200 mil but she was adamant no photos. I stick to my criteria and on to the next. I text a girl I met last night who was a sweetheart and tell her I want my tongue in that butt for 150 mil. She says sorry because she's an hour away, BUT immediately introduces me to her friend Cielo.

    Cielo (#6)

    She was referred to me by her friend I booked last night. The importance of having a contact list at your disposal. I get home and she send me pictures of her friend Cielo. I immediately agree after I see her tiny waist and extremely large ass and perfectly aged the cups. She was a darker skinned Colombian with a pretty face. Cielo texts me shortly after I agree with her friend and sends a pic of her asshole. A hilarious moment we all shared: Cielo text the wrong number first so my number neighbor just received a random pic of an asshole LMAO. I like her already. She knew exactly what I wanted. I tell her to come right now and she ask for 15 minutes to get dressed and she'll be over. She shows up in 15 minutes and I'm even more impressed, thinking I'the be waiting. She pulls up, walks in and instantly drops clothes and jumps into my arms. This chick could fuck! One of the softest, biggest asses on a nonexistent waist. She worked in front of the camera too. 9.2 Sex, 8.2 BBBJ, 10 GFE. I wish I got a chance to repeat with her. I gave her the agreed 150 mil + 30 mil propina since she stayed a while and let me do everything I wanted. Her friend even text me later to see how our session went. I loved the follow up!

    After chillin in the crib a few hours, me and wingman head to get food and watch the talent walk into the Plaza. Around 11:30, wingman spots the sister chicas from yesterday he didn't get a chance with from a balcony. He text her to wait for him downstairs. She replied that she already saw us. Either Colombians have excellent vision or we just stuck out like sore thumbs even a few floors above the Plaza. I have yet to see the other sister up close so I'm not pressed. We finish eating, walk up to the sisters then I play my wingman part. He chooses the shorter more hood looking type and leaves the older, more classy type to me. He is instantly sold and doesn't wait for my interview with the other sister to finish before he leaves.

    Angela (#7)

    Initially, I planned to wait until later. She asks for 250 mil, I counter with the usual 150, and she says she'll do 200 mil. For the hour. Well, chick, so will I. After talking with her, her NAILING the interview, and me learning that she actually was funny and pretty intelligent, I couldn't resist. She was physically AND mentally attractive. She was so relaxed. Pretty face. She was very nasty too. Very cliche Lady In The Street, Freak In The Sheets type. She loved sucking my balls, which I'm not a fan of, but she was a pro ball sucker. I'the let her do it again. Pro dick sucker too. She also had a fetish for sniffing my gooch LOL, which was a first. As the gentleman I am, I returned the favor and sniffed her too which turned her on to no end. I loved having her huge, soft bubble butt in my face anyway. Finally she hit me with the reverse cowgirl while I was on the couch and made her ass clap simultaneously. NUT. 9.2 Sex, 8.5 BBBJ, 9.1 GFE. She was an excellent choice that I am sure to repeat with. I love a freaky chick. I even drop a hint we might be renting a boat Sunday and she might be invited. More on that later too. After wingman and I finish, we head to LDV yet again. I tell him about Space and he wants to check it out. We head over but they're asking for a cover at the door. We look at each other and say aloud "Fuck That" and walk into LDV. It's even more packed today. With the super Post-Nut Clarity, wingman and I can enjoy the show for a while just having a good time.

    Carolina (#8)

    4 am rolls around and I've turned down a lot of chicas because I'm searching for a specific type: short, nerdy, tiny everywhere except her ass. Me and wingman do another street lap and walk back inside. I spot her and we instantly lock eyes. Cute and quirky little pothead. Super wide hips with the matching butt. Glasses and a bullring piercing. Nice tattoos all over. We stare at each other for 10 seconds then she comes running to hug me like she hasn't seen me in years. Wingman nods knowing instantly that I've chosen as I mentioned to him earlier my taste for the night. He's dancing with his selection and we both head out to the house. This little chica could not stop giggling. When she saw the smoke on the table she got extremely hyper. I had her roll some up and we smoked and chilled before heading to our rooms. She even pulled out a bowl from her purse and packed a few hits. I know a pothead when I see one. I was wasted at this point. Wingman and his girl found the tiny quirky girl on my shoulders doing all types of drunk shit. She was really cool and fun, but extremely ditzy. 6. 3 Sex, 7. 2 BBBJ, 3. 7 GFE. I end my night with her around 6 am.

    Day 4 (Saturday. Colombian Valentines Day)

    I got very lucky. I didn't know today would be the Colombian Valentines Day. Apparently it's a big thing. All of the Colombian chicas are in a red dress and there's decoration inside a lot of the establishments at night, especially La Dolce Vita. And there's a LOT of people in the clubs. Temporary Wifey hits me up around 4 pm and tells me she missed her flight and she'll be on the next one in an hour. I instantly write her off. She texts back telling me how mad she is and something happened with her second flight and she will arrive tomorrow. I tell her to never write me again. Temporary is temporary. I don't care how many crying emojis she sends. Me and wingman did more typical tourist shit like walking the streets, shops, food, semi-tours. Fast forward, we find ourselves back at, you guessed it, LDV, around 11:30. Worth noting every chica's starting rate was 300 mil tonight. I also notice a lot of gringos acting like gringos. Go figure.

    Andrea (#9)

    11:33 I'm leaving with this bad chica from Medellin. I got her down to 250 mil because I just had to have her. I leave wingman there to fend for himself. She loves taking nude selfies of herself with my iPhone. A real pro in front of the camera I might add. We get down to business after I stop drooling over her perfectly shaped natural body. She attempts to give me a CBJ and I instantly decline. She folds and gives me one of the best BBBJs on the trip. Her pussy was extremely tight. Which is unfortunate for me. Being above average and running out of Golden Tickets, I had to settle for the Colombian Preventor Condom. Man that condom sucks. I know better to not bring enough but somehow I left my extra extras at home. I'm only mentioning this because halfway into a rough ass doggy session, it pops without us knowing. I bust all wild and crazy inside her and let my dick marinate inside her for minutes after we finish. We both notice what has happened and the mood quickly changes. No use crying over spilled leche, right? She asks for 50 mil for the morning after pill. Yeah right. I noticed how she used her sharp ass nails to put the condom on. 7.8 Sex, 9.5 BBBJ, 8. 8 GFE (until the incident). Back to LDV to meet with wingman.

    Jessica (#10)

    I return around 1 am to meet with wingman and it's crazy inside the place. 100+ Colombian women in red dresses. They're everywhere. Except the Venezuelans. They weren't celebrating and I found that out when I asked Jessica why she was wearing black. She was very relaxed but dancing by herself the entire time and giving nobody any attention until I gestured her to come over. She was So. Fucking. Soft. Soft everywhere. Not hot but cute. Smooth skin, light hair, always smiling. She danced like she could fuck your brains out. Wingman has chosen a repeat from the other night with a freckled light skin Venezuelan. We take them back to the house and our dates mesh well together. We're dancing and drinking and smoking in the house. The girls are laughing and joking with us and each other. Wingman gets a crazy idea that we should throw pesos off of the balcony. We do and it starts a tiny riot in the street. The chicas found it hilarious. After another photo session with Jessica, we get down to business. 8.8 Sex, No BBBJ, 8. 8 GFE. She was so fun I drop a hint to her about the boat we're renting tomorrow. And by tomorrow, I mean in 5 hours. She loves the idea. She wants money of course. She asks for 500 mil. The previous chicas I've been with have also asked for that same 500 mil when I inquired. It's crunch time and I could have done a better job at securing free chicas. I snoozed and lost and paid for it. I negotiate her down to 400 mil and lay out a criteria for her to follow. One specifically, she is to not stop dancing the entire boat trip LOL. She agrees to be at my house at 9 am. Recall Angela (#7), she is still on ice waiting for my confirmation to invite her on the boat. I lock her down too because wingman is taking her sister. This should be fun. I get her down to 400 mil as well with the my expectations.

    It's 6 am and Leidy (#3) is texting me. She's been a sweetheart this entire trip trying to plan to see me and just hang out. Video chatting me while she's out and about doing her daily activities like the gym. I kind of felt bad because I haven't been receptive to her and girls like her don't come around too often. Dare I say 20% of the time? Well on this trip, 2 out of 10 wanted to just "hang out". In other words, hang out without money directly exchanged for sex. Kind of like here in America LOL. She tells me she's near my house and asks if I'm with another chica. I tell her no and she's welcome to come sleep with me. She's a great cuddler. She quickly shows up and we head to the shower. At this point I'm exhausted, need to be up in three hours, and my balls are completely empty. My intentions were to simply go to sleep with her. Damn her for coming over all sexy, smelling good and dancing in the shower. We had another excellent session. This time the BBBJ was 8.7. I tell her my plans for the boat and Cholon / Playa Blanca. I toss an invite to her. Especially since wingman didn't lock down his 2nd chica. She declines initially then I see her wheels turning. She says she would have to go home to get her bathing suit and stuff. I tell her we can pick up a bathing suit and stuff in the morning before we leave and her eyes light up. She agrees to come for no money. We exchanged massages and finally fell asleep for an hour.

    Day 5 (Sunday. Cholon, Playa Blanca)

    It's 9 am and my alarm is going off. Bad fucking move staying up so late having to get ready to leave to be on a boat for an entire day. The tour manager and captain would arrive at my house at 9:30. Angela (#7), her sister (my wingmans date), and Jessica (#10) all pull up at the house around 9:15. Leidy (#3) is still in my bed sleep. She's woken up by the sweet sounds of Anuel AA blaring from my bluetooth speaker that Jessica is playing to get the party started as I encouraged a few hours ago. She was also tasked with being the boat's DJ and grass roller. We leave the house, the 6 of us + tour manager and captain. Wingman and his date and me and my 3 dates. We grab a few things like water, beer and snacks before we catch a taxi to the pier. Tour manager knew a way to avoid the 17 mil / per person tax by catching a taxi to another pier 10 minutes away. We board and set off for an amazing time. At this point me and wingman have broken all ice and got the girls all warmed up and having fun with each other. Lots of dancing, picture taking, drinking, and smoking. We had a great time and I would totally recommend a boat trip to Cholon and Playa Blanca if you've never been. Simply put, Cholon is a party island. At Playa Blanca we swam together and did a bunch of beach shit. I wouldn't go there without secured chicas though. Most of the women I saw there were already cuffed. I also didn't do any hunting while off the boat.

    We return from a full day of fun back to the house where the grand finale begins. I had every intention to pull off three, but I just couldn't. Not after a night like last night. Jessica ended up getting too wasted and high, which was okay with me because I was pretty much done, so she was dismissed after a while once we settled in my house. Immediately after I'm showering with Leidy and Angela. If you've never had the Double Hand Colombian Shampoo Special I highly recommend it. Angela wasn't really with the threesome, and I never planned to so I had her wait while I fucked Leidy. Session this time was 8.2. I then told Leidy I wanted her to wait in the kitchen for me while I fucked Angela. Session this time was 9.3 and BBBJ was 8. 8. This time she used this icing lube shit and put it on me before she sucked it. It was actually delicious and I put some on her and devoured her holes. After we finished and Angela leaves, I invited Leidy back from the kitchen to chill for a while then we'the go for a real date later that night. Her eyes lit up. She told me she would go home and get pretty for me.

    She returned in an hour around 9 and we went off on a real date. Food and drinks first. Then we walked the street hand-holding and kissing. We looked like a real couple. Especially taking touristy photos in the streets as she pointed out significant buildings to me. Next she took me to her favorite bar about 12 min walking from the Clock Tower. It was very low-key but I loved every moment of it. Not a chica in sight at this bar. We danced the night away until we couldn't stop yawning. Realizing she wasn't expecting any money, I give her the last of my pesos. I over budgeted around 300 mil and giving it to her was well worth it. Especially considering she's been with me since 6 am and doing another TLN tonight. She was not expecting it and gave me a heartfelt thank you. We headed back to my house for another shower and session before we fall asleep.

    Day 6 (Monday)

    I wake up Leidy with my tongue in her ass. I had a feeling I would be late for a real breakfast with her. I've only got 30 min before I need to head to the airport. I used 29 min of the 30 to get a final session with new Temporary Wifey. The last minute was spent rushing to get my shit together and her helping. I tell her I need to hit an ATM for the taxi and she tells me not to worry and tells me she'll pay for my taxi. What a sweetheart. She's definitely on the team now. She hails me a taxi and sends me off with a huge hug and kiss like any good (temporary) wife should.

    TL; DR

    Stayed near Clock Tower Wednesday 11th to Monday 16th in Airbnb with wingman. Fucked 10 bitches. Good to Great sessions. 150 mil-250 mil. The Plaza and La Dolce Vita was always packed after 11 pm. Had a great time on a boat. Got lots of footage. Will repeat.
    That's a report! And that's how you do it! Sound like you was living that life my man!

  5. #9024
    Great report! Thanks for contributing. Cartagena is not one of my favorite places in Colombia but you report made me want to give it another chance LOL! And your banter was great LOL! Glad you enjoyed yourself.

    Quote Originally Posted by Intercoarse  [View Original Post]
    Maria seems a little down as if she wasn't enjoying herself. I inquire as to why she seems so down. Fellas, I Really wish I hadn't. Vibes are all high and she hits me with the "My grandma just died". Fuck. That would make me sad also. Her statement is either: 1.) a lie. Or 2.) the truth. Either way I'm still fuckin. I reply "damn lo siento, shower?" She's so easy going, did everything I asked for. 17 strokes in from the back, I notice that statement earlier was probably option #2. I know these hoes lie all the time, about anything, for money. However, she did seem like someone whose grandma just died. I always try to remove my heart from the equation during hunting season. Keyword: try.

  6. #9023

    Chicas with braces

    Just a point of information for those anticipating a trip to CTL, many of the chicas strolling about the Clock Tower, have braces on their teeth. The girls call them "brackets' in espanol. This struck me as an oddity, as nowhere else in the world have I seen "escorts" with braces. I have always figured that in the US, braces were found on upper middle class teenage girls. A full course of this dental treatment costs US $6000-10000. I wouldn't have thought that these local girls could have afforded it. Evidently, dental care is cheaper and more available in Colombia. Not just the braces, but the general condition of the girls' teeth is excellent. Beautiful white teeth, excellent dental hygiene. Just makes them even more kissable. CTL, what a great place to practice the monger art. Comments?

  7. #9022

    Vr suites

    Has anyone ever stayed at VR Suites in El Laguito? Can you let me know your experience? Guest friendly, quality of stay, etc? Thanks!

  8. #9021

    Ibis

    Quote Originally Posted by Luminous  [View Original Post]
    Does anyone have information on guest policy at IBIS hotel in Cartagena? My friends are recommending it but I want to make sure they don't create problems with visitors?

    Thanks!
    I have never stayed at this IBIS personally, but when I contacted them they confirmed that guests are okay as long as you book the room for 2 people you will not be charged extra. They will as for the chica's ID upon entering, that's all. I have stayed at the IBIS in Bogota and never had any problems there. Also going to Brazil in January and staying at an IBIS there after confirming the same policy.

  9. #9020

    The Tale of Ten Thots

    Readers, allow me to provide the community with some updates for Cartagena from my point of view. It's lengthy because I wanted to provide as much detail as possible to help new people navigate Cartagena as best as possible. Photos included, but with respect to the promise of their privacy, their faces are hidden.

    Quick Background:

    Arrived on Wed 9/11. Solo until wingman arrives tomorrow. Taxi to the house near Clock Tower for 20 mil. They tried to start at 30 mil but I'm well aware, thanks to the ISG, that the price is no more than 20 mil.

    This time I decided to go against the usual recommendation of staying in an apartment in Laguito from he Who Shall (Not?) Be Named. Coughjuancough. I did an Airbnb. The spot was absolutely Perfect. $130/ night. Included complete daily maid services (home and laundry). I did my research prior to locking it down. By research, I mean I found out that I'm able to bring chicas back with literally no hassle. There's no security or doorman. Just a lowkey door facing the streets. Super nice spot with 2 bedrooms each with bath. Huge open living room for partying with its own halfbath. Perfect for throwing huge parties where you can't keep eyes on all guest because it's completely separated from the bedrooms which have their own locks. For those who are super concerned of safety, I felt safe and will Definitely rent again. Balcony overlooking the street. The property manager explicitly told me to treat this house exactly how you would your own. Enough said.

    My mission for this trip was simple: To fuck as many girls as I can until I return home on Monday. I accomplished my mission with a story to tell:

    Day 1 (Wednesday):

    My Temporary Wifey (lives in Cali) was due to arrive today with her sexy amiga. I planned to double cuff for a few days. In typical Colombian fashion, she was late and did not arrive today. She kind of bullshitted and told me she would be there Saturday instead. No worries, there's plenty temporary wives in this country to replace her. The original plan was wingman and I would rent a boat to Cholon and Playa Blanca with us bringing two girls each. The two I were bringing were going to be Temporary Wifey and her amiga. She dropped the ball when it really counted. More on that later. Throughout the trip I would make plans for two others. We set up the boat trip through the property manager who knew a guy who knew a guy. 1400 mill for a 10 person boat between 8 am and 5:30 pm. I settle in and choose the appetizer of the trip.

    La Reina Del Sexo Anal (#1)

    "La Reina Del Sexo Anal" from photoprepago. I was already out so I stopped by her rinky dink apartment 8 min away from Clock Tower. She asked for 150 mil and she got it. She was not, however, the queen of anal. Ridiculously tiny bootyhole. She definitely tried but. It wasn't happening. A for effort. I gave up during the power outage that happened 15 minutes into my arrival. 3. 5 Sex, 3. 4 BBBJ, massage was 6. 4 though. I did the massage because I came fast and wanted to use my full hour. Venezuelan chica with a soft bubble butt and really long hair. Not mind blowing and no further details worth mentioning. Get that first one out the way quickly for the sake of Post-Nut Clarity.

    I stayed up all night so I'm ready to chill. I go home and relax for a few hours then prepare for the evening festivities. Hunger strikes and I find myself on a rooftop bar who had really good fried shrimp (Terreza) that overlooks the Plaza between 8 ish and 10 pm, you can slowly see the crowd transition. From tourists to tricks. The sounds of horseshoes starts to mix with the sounds of high heels entering the Plaza. The smell of horse shit starts to mix with cheap perfume. The crowd came and went in waves. Right at 8 pm, packed with tourists. I'm talking families, baby strollers, and couples; young and old. And of course the Cartagena see*Squad. 9 pm, kind of empties out. I counted 10 ish obvious see*Squad workers barely worth mentioning. Deadpool is also here, texting and wielding swords. He's so out of place. 10 pm, more of a mix but the be*Band is starting to arrive. The workers are literally just Standing There as previously mentioned 100's of times on the forum. No exaggeration. One chica got bumped and didn't even move a foot or stop staring at her phone. Discipline. I head to Dolce Vita right around 10 pm and it's still pretty dead. There's definitely a few early birds in there trying to get this worm. Within 5 min I spot her.

    Ghenesis (#2)

    A sexy mixed Colombian+Venezuelan chica with the big soft ass barely contained by a black cotton skirt arrives. Instantly sold. She goes by Ghenesis. She asks for 300 mil for 4 hours after I buy her a Corona for 13 mil. Not a terrible deal honestly, but I didn't want that much time. We settle on two hours for 200 mil. We walk a few minutes back to my house where we drink a bit more, shower together and get down to business. 6. 8 sex, No BBBJ, 9. 3 GFE, but only for the agreed upon time as expected. We shower again then head back to LDV around 1 am and it is PACKED with the A*Team. I'm overwhelmed at how beautiful these women are. With Ghenesis next to me, they're eyeing me, calling at me, grabbing on me, treating me like the piece of meat that I am. It's disgusting. I loved it. I really attempted to count the amount of "fuckable" bitches to report here and I lost count after 50. Even if your standards are unusually high, there's probably something there for you at LDV. Me and Ghenesis separate and I toss back a few drinks waiting to recoup for tonight's grand finale.

    Fast forward an hour and I grab more food at the rooftop bar again. The Plaza now has the A*Team, be*Band, and see*Squad in full effect. I head back down the street to check out Space. It's okay. Be*Band in full effect. I've finally realized I just don't like Space. I can't put a finger on it. Vibes or something. I swing back over to LDV around 3:30 and it's winding down. After a few more drinks I head outside for fresh air. I walk to the Plaza and the police are scurrying the chicas. Seriously, the police are doubled up on a bike doing a figure-8 to scatter the chicas. Chicas disappear within 3 min. Magic. I'm amazed at the resemblance this has to a herding dog doing this with its cattle. I'm empty handed because I didn't want to settle. I had a sweet tooth for a slim morena with a tear-drop bubble butt. I walk back to LDV for a final hunt. This Little Annoying Bit comes up to me and starts talking my head off. I clearly, and immediately, exhibit disinterest. "I'm no scort you don't have to pay me", she says. I tell her idgaf because she's so damn flat and annoying. While she's talking my head off, of course the slim type I'm looking for walks passed and we lock eyes. I'm glad these chicas are ruthless AF and don't care who you're with. She stood at the corner for a few seconds looking back at me.

    Leidy (#3)

    The Little Annoying Bit just doesn't get the hint so I abruptly walk off mid sentence and gesture to Leidy to follow me. My gut tells me she's the one. And damn she was! Super skinny. Morena. Friendly and fun as hell. Features you would expect of a runway model: Long thin legs, super symmetrical face, and this walk that'll turn any head. She asks for 200 mil and I counter with 150 mil plus propina. She quickly accepts and by the time the negotiation ends, we're at my front door. I know many have their preferences, however, I'll never stay in Laguito again. To each is own. She's so surprised at the entrance and living room. So surprised that she decides to model on the kitchen table for me. We did a mini photoshoot on the kitchen table. I feel like a king out here. Good for my self-esteem I presume. We head to the shower where she lets me do whatever I want for as long as I want. Hands down she had the best tasting bootyhole I've ever had. I swear she put a cherry Jolly Rancher in her ass and let it melt earlier. Complete GFE. Awesome vibes made me feel like she was an old friend. After we finish around 6 am, I tell her she's welcome to sleep with me and she immediately obliges and jumps under the covers. Her night being over played a factor here for sure. She squeezed me so tight and cuddled like newlyweds until we woke. In the morning I gave her 210 mil and she was very happy. She deserved the tip. 7.7 sex, 7.9 BBBJ, 10 GFE. I can tell she's going to be a repeat. And she was. More on that later.

    Day 2 (Thursday):

    Coolin out today until my wingman arrives at 3. I head to San Valentin for a delicious fried shrimp meal. Wingman arrives, first time in Colombia. The look on a man's face when he sees The Plaza full of women for the first time is priceless. We spend the day pregaming for the nightly festivities. It's 10:30 and we walk the plaza. He's clearly overwhelmed and can't choose his appetizer but he's on a mission. Within 10 minutes he chooses shortly after I settle on my 4th course.

    Maria (#4)

    I've been eyeing this super cute, light skin, tiny Venezuelan chica with wide hips and bubble ass in the plaza. She was mad chill, negotiated very easily to 150 mil. The four of us are back at the house drinking, smoking, listening to music, just having a good time. Maria seems a little down as if she wasn't enjoying herself. I inquire as to why she seems so down. Fellas, I Really wish I hadn't. Vibes are all high and she hits me with the "My grandma just died". Fuck. That would make me sad also. Her statement is either: 1.) a lie. Or 2.) the truth. Either way I'm still fuckin. I reply "damn lo siento, shower?" She's so easy going, did everything I asked for. 17 strokes in from the back, I notice that statement earlier was probably option #2. I know these hoes lie all the time, about anything, for money. However, she did seem like someone whose grandma just died. I always try to remove my heart from the equation during hunting season. Keyword: try. I nut quickly and get her the fuck out of there after paying her the agreed upon rate. 1.4 Sex, 2.2 BBBJ, 2. 7 GFE. Rendezvous with wingman after he finished his session and we head back out to eat around 1 am. From a balcony, wingman spots a couple of chicas he didn't get a chance to speak to earlier. He drops fork and is downstairs in 5 seconds. I see him exchanging info from the balcony then returns to tell me their both Colombian sisters from Medellin both with the crazy heavy butt.

    Around 1 am, we enter LDV and that First Time Jaw Drop wingman has makes my day again. LDV is packed even more than yesterday. We hang out for a while critiquing the chicas, dancing, interviewing, and drinking. A very helpful tip I picked up some time ago is to show love to the establishments you frequent. I cannot stress this enough. Imagine two scenarios:

    1.) You walk into a crowded club where nobody knows you, have to muscle through to the bar, have to do jumping jacks to get a bartenders' attention, ask for what you want in a foreign language, risk miscommunication, order incorrectly, you feel unhappy, you settle for the first and worst chica, the worst chica steals all of your money, passport and cell phone. Now you're stuck as a bum in a foreign country. Don't get stuck as a bum in a foreign country and get rid of cable and upgrade to DirectTV.

    OR 2.) Because you showed love yesterday (I tipped the equivalent of around $12 US), The bartenders and waiters especially recognize your face, run to welcome you with open arms, shout "Amigoooooo!" Ask if you want "the usual" although it was only one time yesterday, and chicas in the establishment go "damn why is that gringo so important", and now they're all waiting in line to suck your dick. I'll choose the scenario 2.) EVERY time. Fast forward to 3:25 am and I see this ridiculously large ass on this light skin Venezuelan that I've got to try on for size.

    Mily (#5)

    Asked for 300 mil. Settled on 200 mil. For the hour. Sweet girl, horrible boob job once she's naked, super thick with a relatively smaller waist. Face was probably a 6.3. But That Ass Though. Humongous and soft. Even the chicas that saw it had their eyebrows raised. 5.7 Sex, 6.0 BBBJ, 5.0 GFE. I end my night as she exits around 5 am and knock out.

    Day 3 (Friday The 13th):

    Wingman and I head to grab food. San Valentin again because there were several things I wanted to try on their menu. Delicious langostinos al ajillo presented in a shell. Lots of water, rice and veggies to help bring me back to life. Wingman and I separate as he is in search for a professional massage and I'm in search for the opposite. Allow my opinion in an attempt to make sense of some controversy within these pages: Here's probably why some would say it's hard to find chicas walking the streets during the day; because it is. BUT those that say that are likely individuals who do not have a WhatsApp contact list FULL of chicas acquired throughout their stay (s). Walking around the busy streets between 1 pm and 4 pm I found one chica I would actually fuck. She was pretty as hell, super wide hips, but her ass was so damn weak it's a shame she can identify as a Colombiana. She asked for 250 mil. I told her 200 mil but it must include photos and videos. That is always a contingency before I session and I'm fair if they elect not to include their face. I'll tip better if they do. She said 200 mil but she was adamant no photos. I stick to my criteria and on to the next. I text a girl I met last night who was a sweetheart and tell her I want my tongue in that butt for 150 mil. She says sorry because she's an hour away, BUT immediately introduces me to her friend Cielo.

    Cielo (#6)

    She was referred to me by her friend I booked last night. The importance of having a contact list at your disposal. I get home and she send me pictures of her friend Cielo. I immediately agree after I see her tiny waist and extremely large ass and perfectly aged the cups. She was a darker skinned Colombian with a pretty face. Cielo texts me shortly after I agree with her friend and sends a pic of her asshole. A hilarious moment we all shared: Cielo text the wrong number first so my number neighbor just received a random pic of an asshole LMAO. I like her already. She knew exactly what I wanted. I tell her to come right now and she ask for 15 minutes to get dressed and she'll be over. She shows up in 15 minutes and I'm even more impressed, thinking I'the be waiting. She pulls up, walks in and instantly drops clothes and jumps into my arms. This chick could fuck! One of the softest, biggest asses on a nonexistent waist. She worked in front of the camera too. 9.2 Sex, 8.2 BBBJ, 10 GFE. I wish I got a chance to repeat with her. I gave her the agreed 150 mil + 30 mil propina since she stayed a while and let me do everything I wanted. Her friend even text me later to see how our session went. I loved the follow up!

    After chillin in the crib a few hours, me and wingman head to get food and watch the talent walk into the Plaza. Around 11:30, wingman spots the sister chicas from yesterday he didn't get a chance with from a balcony. He text her to wait for him downstairs. She replied that she already saw us. Either Colombians have excellent vision or we just stuck out like sore thumbs even a few floors above the Plaza. I have yet to see the other sister up close so I'm not pressed. We finish eating, walk up to the sisters then I play my wingman part. He chooses the shorter more hood looking type and leaves the older, more classy type to me. He is instantly sold and doesn't wait for my interview with the other sister to finish before he leaves.

    Angela (#7)

    Initially, I planned to wait until later. She asks for 250 mil, I counter with the usual 150, and she says she'll do 200 mil. For the hour. Well, chick, so will I. After talking with her, her NAILING the interview, and me learning that she actually was funny and pretty intelligent, I couldn't resist. She was physically AND mentally attractive. She was so relaxed. Pretty face. She was very nasty too. Very cliche Lady In The Street, Freak In The Sheets type. She loved sucking my balls, which I'm not a fan of, but she was a pro ball sucker. I'the let her do it again. Pro dick sucker too. She also had a fetish for sniffing my gooch LOL, which was a first. As the gentleman I am, I returned the favor and sniffed her too which turned her on to no end. I loved having her huge, soft bubble butt in my face anyway. Finally she hit me with the reverse cowgirl while I was on the couch and made her ass clap simultaneously. NUT. 9.2 Sex, 8.5 BBBJ, 9.1 GFE. She was an excellent choice that I am sure to repeat with. I love a freaky chick. I even drop a hint we might be renting a boat Sunday and she might be invited. More on that later too. After wingman and I finish, we head to LDV yet again. I tell him about Space and he wants to check it out. We head over but they're asking for a cover at the door. We look at each other and say aloud "Fuck That" and walk into LDV. It's even more packed today. With the super Post-Nut Clarity, wingman and I can enjoy the show for a while just having a good time.

    Carolina (#8)

    4 am rolls around and I've turned down a lot of chicas because I'm searching for a specific type: short, nerdy, tiny everywhere except her ass. Me and wingman do another street lap and walk back inside. I spot her and we instantly lock eyes. Cute and quirky little pothead. Super wide hips with the matching butt. Glasses and a bullring piercing. Nice tattoos all over. We stare at each other for 10 seconds then she comes running to hug me like she hasn't seen me in years. Wingman nods knowing instantly that I've chosen as I mentioned to him earlier my taste for the night. He's dancing with his selection and we both head out to the house. This little chica could not stop giggling. When she saw the smoke on the table she got extremely hyper. I had her roll some up and we smoked and chilled before heading to our rooms. She even pulled out a bowl from her purse and packed a few hits. I know a pothead when I see one. I was wasted at this point. Wingman and his girl found the tiny quirky girl on my shoulders doing all types of drunk shit. She was really cool and fun, but extremely ditzy. 6. 3 Sex, 7. 2 BBBJ, 3. 7 GFE. I end my night with her around 6 am.

    Day 4 (Saturday. Colombian Valentines Day)

    I got very lucky. I didn't know today would be the Colombian Valentines Day. Apparently it's a big thing. All of the Colombian chicas are in a red dress and there's decoration inside a lot of the establishments at night, especially La Dolce Vita. And there's a LOT of people in the clubs. Temporary Wifey hits me up around 4 pm and tells me she missed her flight and she'll be on the next one in an hour. I instantly write her off. She texts back telling me how mad she is and something happened with her second flight and she will arrive tomorrow. I tell her to never write me again. Temporary is temporary. I don't care how many crying emojis she sends. Me and wingman did more typical tourist shit like walking the streets, shops, food, semi-tours. Fast forward, we find ourselves back at, you guessed it, LDV, around 11:30. Worth noting every chica's starting rate was 300 mil tonight. I also notice a lot of gringos acting like gringos. Go figure.

    Andrea (#9)

    11:33 I'm leaving with this bad chica from Medellin. I got her down to 250 mil because I just had to have her. I leave wingman there to fend for himself. She loves taking nude selfies of herself with my iPhone. A real pro in front of the camera I might add. We get down to business after I stop drooling over her perfectly shaped natural body. She attempts to give me a CBJ and I instantly decline. She folds and gives me one of the best BBBJs on the trip. Her pussy was extremely tight. Which is unfortunate for me. Being above average and running out of Golden Tickets, I had to settle for the Colombian Preventor Condom. Man that condom sucks. I know better to not bring enough but somehow I left my extra extras at home. I'm only mentioning this because halfway into a rough ass doggy session, it pops without us knowing. I bust all wild and crazy inside her and let my dick marinate inside her for minutes after we finish. We both notice what has happened and the mood quickly changes. No use crying over spilled leche, right? She asks for 50 mil for the morning after pill. Yeah right. I noticed how she used her sharp ass nails to put the condom on. 7.8 Sex, 9.5 BBBJ, 8. 8 GFE (until the incident). Back to LDV to meet with wingman.

    Jessica (#10)

    I return around 1 am to meet with wingman and it's crazy inside the place. 100+ Colombian women in red dresses. They're everywhere. Except the Venezuelans. They weren't celebrating and I found that out when I asked Jessica why she was wearing black. She was very relaxed but dancing by herself the entire time and giving nobody any attention until I gestured her to come over. She was So. Fucking. Soft. Soft everywhere. Not hot but cute. Smooth skin, light hair, always smiling. She danced like she could fuck your brains out. Wingman has chosen a repeat from the other night with a freckled light skin Venezuelan. We take them back to the house and our dates mesh well together. We're dancing and drinking and smoking in the house. The girls are laughing and joking with us and each other. Wingman gets a crazy idea that we should throw pesos off of the balcony. We do and it starts a tiny riot in the street. The chicas found it hilarious. After another photo session with Jessica, we get down to business. 8.8 Sex, No BBBJ, 8. 8 GFE. She was so fun I drop a hint to her about the boat we're renting tomorrow. And by tomorrow, I mean in 5 hours. She loves the idea. She wants money of course. She asks for 500 mil. The previous chicas I've been with have also asked for that same 500 mil when I inquired. It's crunch time and I could have done a better job at securing free chicas. I snoozed and lost and paid for it. I negotiate her down to 400 mil and lay out a criteria for her to follow. One specifically, she is to not stop dancing the entire boat trip LOL. She agrees to be at my house at 9 am. Recall Angela (#7), she is still on ice waiting for my confirmation to invite her on the boat. I lock her down too because wingman is taking her sister. This should be fun. I get her down to 400 mil as well with the my expectations.

    It's 6 am and Leidy (#3) is texting me. She's been a sweetheart this entire trip trying to plan to see me and just hang out. Video chatting me while she's out and about doing her daily activities like the gym. I kind of felt bad because I haven't been receptive to her and girls like her don't come around too often. Dare I say 20% of the time? Well on this trip, 2 out of 10 wanted to just "hang out". In other words, hang out without money directly exchanged for sex. Kind of like here in America LOL. She tells me she's near my house and asks if I'm with another chica. I tell her no and she's welcome to come sleep with me. She's a great cuddler. She quickly shows up and we head to the shower. At this point I'm exhausted, need to be up in three hours, and my balls are completely empty. My intentions were to simply go to sleep with her. Damn her for coming over all sexy, smelling good and dancing in the shower. We had another excellent session. This time the BBBJ was 8.7. I tell her my plans for the boat and Cholon / Playa Blanca. I toss an invite to her. Especially since wingman didn't lock down his 2nd chica. She declines initially then I see her wheels turning. She says she would have to go home to get her bathing suit and stuff. I tell her we can pick up a bathing suit and stuff in the morning before we leave and her eyes light up. She agrees to come for no money. We exchanged massages and finally fell asleep for an hour.

    Day 5 (Sunday. Cholon, Playa Blanca)

    It's 9 am and my alarm is going off. Bad fucking move staying up so late having to get ready to leave to be on a boat for an entire day. The tour manager and captain would arrive at my house at 9:30. Angela (#7), her sister (my wingmans date), and Jessica (#10) all pull up at the house around 9:15. Leidy (#3) is still in my bed sleep. She's woken up by the sweet sounds of Anuel AA blaring from my bluetooth speaker that Jessica is playing to get the party started as I encouraged a few hours ago. She was also tasked with being the boat's DJ and grass roller. We leave the house, the 6 of us + tour manager and captain. Wingman and his date and me and my 3 dates. We grab a few things like water, beer and snacks before we catch a taxi to the pier. Tour manager knew a way to avoid the 17 mil / per person tax by catching a taxi to another pier 10 minutes away. We board and set off for an amazing time. At this point me and wingman have broken all ice and got the girls all warmed up and having fun with each other. Lots of dancing, picture taking, drinking, and smoking. We had a great time and I would totally recommend a boat trip to Cholon and Playa Blanca if you've never been. Simply put, Cholon is a party island. At Playa Blanca we swam together and did a bunch of beach shit. I wouldn't go there without secured chicas though. Most of the women I saw there were already cuffed. I also didn't do any hunting while off the boat.

    We return from a full day of fun back to the house where the grand finale begins. I had every intention to pull off three, but I just couldn't. Not after a night like last night. Jessica ended up getting too wasted and high, which was okay with me because I was pretty much done, so she was dismissed after a while once we settled in my house. Immediately after I'm showering with Leidy and Angela. If you've never had the Double Hand Colombian Shampoo Special I highly recommend it. Angela wasn't really with the threesome, and I never planned to so I had her wait while I fucked Leidy. Session this time was 8.2. I then told Leidy I wanted her to wait in the kitchen for me while I fucked Angela. Session this time was 9.3 and BBBJ was 8. 8. This time she used this icing lube shit and put it on me before she sucked it. It was actually delicious and I put some on her and devoured her holes. After we finished and Angela leaves, I invited Leidy back from the kitchen to chill for a while then we'the go for a real date later that night. Her eyes lit up. She told me she would go home and get pretty for me.

    She returned in an hour around 9 and we went off on a real date. Food and drinks first. Then we walked the street hand-holding and kissing. We looked like a real couple. Especially taking touristy photos in the streets as she pointed out significant buildings to me. Next she took me to her favorite bar about 12 min walking from the Clock Tower. It was very low-key but I loved every moment of it. Not a chica in sight at this bar. We danced the night away until we couldn't stop yawning. Realizing she wasn't expecting any money, I give her the last of my pesos. I over budgeted around 300 mil and giving it to her was well worth it. Especially considering she's been with me since 6 am and doing another TLN tonight. She was not expecting it and gave me a heartfelt thank you. We headed back to my house for another shower and session before we fall asleep.

    Day 6 (Monday)

    I wake up Leidy with my tongue in her ass. I had a feeling I would be late for a real breakfast with her. I've only got 30 min before I need to head to the airport. I used 29 min of the 30 to get a final session with new Temporary Wifey. The last minute was spent rushing to get my shit together and her helping. I tell her I need to hit an ATM for the taxi and she tells me not to worry and tells me she'll pay for my taxi. What a sweetheart. She's definitely on the team now. She hails me a taxi and sends me off with a huge hug and kiss like any good (temporary) wife should.

    TL; DR

    Stayed near Clock Tower Wednesday 11th to Monday 16th in Airbnb with wingman. Fucked 10 bitches. Good to Great sessions. 150 mil-250 mil. The Plaza and La Dolce Vita was always packed after 11 pm. Had a great time on a boat. Got lots of footage. Will repeat.
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  10. #9019

    Gorditas

    Hey guys,

    Anyone have any leads on some chubby ladies in CTG? My usual girl moved to Barranquilla and I'll be there soon.

    Thanks,

    Perk.

  11. #9018

    Going October 4-6

    First, thanks for that great report!!

    I will be going October 4-6 and staying at one of Juan's spots. This will be my 6th trip I believe. Seems like nothing much has changed!?

    Still plan on going to arepas pues first hahahaha.

    I do have one question.

    Can anyone recommend a good breakfast spot? I'm a early bird even after a crazy night. Finding breakfast and any morning activities have always been a struggle.

    Thanks all and good luck!

  12. #9017

    24 HR to cancel

    Quote Originally Posted by Trilon  [View Original Post]
    If you're on the fence, pull the trigger. I'm glad I did before visiting a friend in Peru. My Spanish is basic level one, not conversational. I did a lot of pointing and used simple words. If someone wants your money, they will work with you. With smartphones, translator apps, and forums like this, you don't have an excuse. Book your flight and see how you feel afterwards because you have 24 hours to refund it.

    Read the last 80-100 pages of the forum, at least. Learn to count to 300 without assistance. Just add "mil pesos" to everything. Message the Airbnb owner if bringing girls are okay. I had a private / direct entrance, so that helps stop a possible building policy from getting in the way. However, without a layer of security checking IDs, you assume the risk of no help if something goes wrong. I didn't have any problems after several girls, maybe I was just lucky.

    You're going to get quoted prices from 60 k pesos online to $200 USD offline. I purposely sampled girls from both price ends to find out for myself. I found the more expensive ones were more aggressive at marketing and were just willing to ask those prices. My favorites ended up being the more economical ones, 120 k pesos, that would be way out of my league back home. Try to open with your offer first..
    Sounds like you had a great time, awesome, no place better for a Point and click destination (without 24 HR plane ride) was their for first time in a couple yrs, the quality was out of control,(best in the 5-6 times I been) oh and the 24 HR cancellation policy on airline is if book at least a week in advance, Great first report it gives a little insight on what's going on.

  13. #9016
    Quote Originally Posted by Hilltopper  [View Original Post]
    If you really believe that Harvey's is a fast food place, then the question begs: Have you actually ever sat down and enjoyed lunch there?
    I'm completely out of my depth here, but I have a few thoughts on "fast food" in Colombia.

    Unless you're getting the food from a street vendor, you won't get any food fast. It takes about the same amount of time to get a burger from Presto or El Corral as it takes at Burgers, Barbacoa and Beer. It's fast food quality at quality food speed.

    Generally speaking, in the US, I consider any mall food court business to be fast food, both in quality and speed of service. It's always served on disposable plates with plastic utensils on a reusable tray of questionable cleanliness. However, in Colombia, many mall food court restaurants serve on real plates with metal silverware and your drink in glass. The quality tends to be much higher with better presentation and excellent prices.

  14. #9015

    Solo Trip Report, First-Timer

    If you're on the fence, pull the trigger. I'm glad I did before visiting a friend in Peru. My Spanish is basic level one, not conversational. I did a lot of pointing and used simple words. If someone wants your money, they will work with you. With smartphones, translator apps, and forums like this, you don't have an excuse. Book your flight and see how you feel afterwards because you have 24 hours to refund it.

    Read the last 80-100 pages of the forum, at least. Learn to count to 300 without assistance. Just add "mil pesos" to everything. Message the Airbnb owner if bringing girls are okay. I had a private / direct entrance, so that helps stop a possible building policy from getting in the way. However, without a layer of security checking IDs, you assume the risk of no help if something goes wrong. I didn't have any problems after several girls, maybe I was just lucky.

    You're going to get quoted prices from 60 k pesos online to $200 USD offline. I purposely sampled girls from both price ends to find out for myself. I found the more expensive ones were more aggressive at marketing and were just willing to ask those prices. My favorites ended up being the more economical ones, 120 k pesos, that would be way out of my league back home. Try to open with your offer first.

    The clock tower is great because you can feel out someone's personality. My first night I paid 200 k for 2 hours. She was Venezuelan and spoke a little English. I didn't pursue TLN on my first trip since I was a rookie and didn't want to sleep with one eye open.

    The girls are not just at the clock tower. After dark, they start showing up in the side streets and they become easy to spot. Anytime you see a girl that catches your eye, at least get her WhatsApp because you're appetite will return. I made the mistake of not approaching lookers during my down time.

    Tinder: Found my two favs here. I didn't use my real photo.

    Photoprepagos: Used this the most.

    Mileroticos: Sourced a few.

    Facebook: Didn't use / try.

    After arriving, I stocked up the fridge with beer, juice, water, and desserts to share. I never saw any violence or felt unsafe walking at night. If you look for trouble or don't look like you're in control, trouble will probably find you as with any city.

    Thanks to all the posters for sharing a wealth of information to study.

  15. #9014
    Quote Originally Posted by Hilltopper  [View Original Post]
    If you really believe that Harvey's is a fast food place, then the question begs: Have you actually ever sat down and enjoyed lunch there?
    Hit and killed (me). No, I never sat down and ate there, and therefore you are justified to knock at my door and call me "unreliable commenter". Touche'.

    However, I have walked in front of it several times (Av. S. Martin, right?) and honestly the visual impression it gives is that it is just one of the many tourist places where to have lunch, at best. This does not mean it is a tourist trap, or it is necessarily a place where bad food is served, and ok when I named it "fast food" I was exaggerated or unfair, but NO WAY I could think it is one of the best restaurants in Cartagena. Am I wrong? Did I miss the top restaurant of Cartagena because negatively biased by its look? Ok, my fault, sorry.

    Now you made me curious, and of course I feel hit by your comment, so I rushed to check Tripadvisor. I don't trust Tripadvisor in general, but it may help to get some idea.
    In this case, Tripadvisor ranks Harvey "#243 of 831 Restaurants in Cartagena" with score 4.0. By chance, the first 2 comments I read are "Local place for a quick meal", "Average at best".
    As a comparison, Tripadvisor ranks Carbon de Palo 4.5 and "#59 of 831 Restaurants in Cartagena" and Cuzco 4.5 "#33 of 831 Restaurants in Cartagena".
    Now guess what? Tripadvisor ranks Restaurant #1 in Cartagena a place called LA TAPERIA (:eek:), so my conclusion is: forget TripAdvisor! :(

    Now let me reverse it back on you. Did you ever have dinner at Cuzco and Santisimo? Where would you take your most significant one for a romantic dinner? Is the ambient at Harvey's elegant as at Cuzco? Are dishes so good? Tell me I am too negatively biased by my visual impression, but I will keep on considering Cuzco two categories higher and preferring it for my dinners.

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