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  1. #1122

    Line up on the Ruas

    Brief trip but lots of help from the forum, thank you all.

    I was interested in a mulata so I called the number for
    Yasmine http://www.apartadox.com/janela.php?id=1165
    and had
    Luciano Melo http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=397
    and Lavinia Hortega on my list, among others.

    I made a time on a Friday around 4pm and was told to come to Ruas C__ a block from Aeerio. I called when outside in the street and got buzzed in to second floor. Door opened and in I walked, I was met by Valeria, who clearly was not a mulata. She explained to me that Yasmin's prior client had requested an extra hour so she was not readily available. She offered me the line up or a later appointment. I said, no problem and she took me to a room where I was offered a seat. Its clean and well organized, relaxing music. The girls are pleasant, all appear to speak English and have safe practices.

    I then witnessed a procession of major talent (I hope I have web links correct):
    Brenna - cute, nice face
    http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=418
    Lavinia Hortega - very pretty face, great smile
    http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=399
    Rebeca - tall languid, a little coy - http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=411
    Nicole Santos - petite but appointed, burning light green eyes, young
    http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=394
    Valeria - very nice, maybe in mid twenties, good presence, great body.
    http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=163

    Torn but happy - could have picked any one. I was of half a mind to run with Valeria since I like ladies with a presence and a little experience and her bum is kind of hypnotic. I also wanted to ask Lavinia about the webshoot where she has angel wings on ... maybe next time.
    In any case, I settled on Nicole Santos since she was personable and I remembered from the web at least that she appeared to have breasts to die for. Will post follow up when have a chance.

    When I was finished, I asked to meet Yasmin but she had gone to see a client at a hotel.

    On my way out, I passed a very attractive black women on the stairs. I asked if she was Yasmin, she said no: I suspect this may have been Luciana Melo, she had a very beautiful and flawless face.
    Last edited by Bearsk; 02-10-09 at 17:36. Reason: Weblinks

  2. #1121
    Quote Originally Posted by Murilloa
    To Poço fans worldwide: Passing through the other day Mur was accosted by a very old acquaintance, possibly called Catarina, the tall slim long-black-haired one with the feline face, in tight jeans, high boots. He made that apologetic 'not-right-now-honey' gesture and she screeched at him a word which sounded like the UK English 'poofter!'

    With the common roots of our languages, it is not impossible that this word means what it does in England (faggot) but we can be certain that it is no complimentary kind new year's greeting. She even broke into a trot to try to chase after Muri, but as he is the fastest fifty-year-old footballer in Lisbon, and as she was wearing fifteen-centimetre spiky heels on her sexy boots, and as it was raining on the greasy calçada as it seems to have been for ever, she soon desisted, with another yell of rage. Looks like the crisis is hurting us all. You have to be truly desperate if you actually break into a run trying to fuck Muri.
    I think you are talking about a Romanian named Catalina. Very bad service indeed: no BJ, no kissing, and she even didn't remove her bra. And for all of this, she climbed me up to the 4th floor of a "pensao". That made me decide never to return to that area again.

  3. #1120

    Responses

    To bigblkman: These are not separate languages. Exactly as with the various American and British forms of English, there are differences in little words and expressions, and wide varieties of accent, but if you learn English in Louisiana you'll get by fine in London. Same goes for Porto and São Paulo.

    To Ozouville: Laugh or cry as you will: Mur's intervention was sincere, but your rebuke that it contained no information has to be accepted. Truth is that the mongering career is 'on hold' just now for personal reasons of a nature too disgustingly sentimental to be revealed here. As a token gesture towards hard fact, let us reveal that the excellent and convenient clinic, Mirage Klub in the Rua Rodrigues Sampaio is still flourishing, with at least three very charming Portuguese girls under the direction of the eternal Rute. Recommended - but please understand that Mur is not their agent.

    To KL: Stay around. And tell us (for pedant Mur hates to make crass errors) if Monsanto arrived too late for our great-grand-daddies, where exactly would, say Eça have gone to fight a duel if one of his café cronies had suddenly called him a pimp?

    To King Carlos: We veterans must stick together through thick and thin on this priceless forum. Carnaval beckons.

    To Piotr: greetings! fear not for the future of the Lisbon thread - throw yourself into the manly task of saving it.

    To Poço fans worldwide: Passing through the other day Mur was accosted by a very old acquaintance, possibly called Catarina, the tall slim long-black-haired one with the feline face, in tight jeans, high boots. He made that apologetic 'not-right-now-honey' gesture and she screeched at him a word which sounded like the UK English 'poofter!'

    With the common roots of our languages, it is not impossible that this Romanian word means what it does in England (faggot) but we can be certain that it is no complimentary kind new year's greeting. She even broke into a trot to try to chase after Muri, but as he is the fastest fifty-year-old footballer in Lisbon, and as she was wearing fifteen-centimetre spiky heels on her sexy boots, and as it was raining on the greasy calçada (as it seems to have been for ever), she soon desisted, with another yell of rage.

    Looks like the crisis is hurting us all. You have to be truly desperate if you actually run across a busy street in an attempt to get fucked by Muri.

    But whether we are broke, insulted, sentimentally distracted or challenged in any other way, there is no reason to stop writing here.

  4. #1119

    European v Brazilian Portuguese

    Knowing some Brazilian Portuguese will I be able to communicate in Portugal.

    Would learning a lot of European Portuguese help me when I go back to Brasil or is their Portuguese too different?

  5. #1118

    Ozouville: Making friends and influencing people

    Thanks all your contributions. Hope to add soon.
    We need to be respectful of any opinions regardless of whether we share them or not. Just my POV.


    Quote Originally Posted by Ozouville
    Murilloa! What a pleasure to see your posts grace this thread once more.

    I hope your return means that you're back in Lisbon ready for more adventures in the immortal Pozo!

    Please, if this report is not fictional than I am not sure if I should laugh or cry. You claim that reporting is a "civic responsibility" which every monger should abide to and yet as you yourself admit you don't care to post your experiences. Please don't insult the intelligence of the mongers on this thread.

  6. #1117

    It's all real (to Ozouville)

    My post is for real and I probably have to apologize that I did not contribute to this site so far. Probably it sounds incredible, but I have had about 60 to 70 encounters with working girls since last Summer in Lisboa only. I started at the famous Poco, but soon I gave up as I found it terrible: mostly Romanian girls who are out only out for your money.

    At my next stage I looked for girls through the internet sites: apartadox, momentosdeprazer, and portalprivado. Those are mostly Brazilian ladies, charging about 100-150E for the hour. Some of them are really worth it.

    Lately, my local friends introduced me to the elite clubs: Elefante Branco, Night and Day, and Gallery. During the first encounters, the ladies charged me 200E, which I more or less payed. Later, I returned over and over to the same girl, and the price become much, much lower (about 100E). At all the previously mentioned places, I have a whisky bottlle reserved for me (for 100E). The personnel greats me and takes me to my table. The girls are really happy to see me again.

  7. #1116
    Murilloa! What a pleasure to see your posts grace this thread once more.

    I hope your return means that you're back in Lisbon ready for more adventures in the immortal Pozo!

    Quote Originally Posted by Feijoada
    I have been reading the Lisboa Forum and followed from the shadows your advise ever since I moved here last Summer. Please do not leave us! Murilloa is right: contributing to this Forum is also a civic responsibility, which cannot be interrupted by some bad and inappropriate comments.
    Please, if this report is not fictional than I am not sure if I should laugh or cry. You claim that reporting is a "civic responsibility" which every monger should abide to and yet as you yourself admit you don't care to post your experiences. Please don't insult the intelligence of the mongers on this thread.

  8. #1115

    To Kama Leao

    I have been reading the Lisboa Forum and followed from the shadows your advise ever since I moved here last Summer. Please do not leave us! Murilloa is right: contributing to this Forum is also a civic responsibility, which cannot be interrupted by some bad and inappropriate comments.

  9. #1114
    Quote Originally Posted by Murilloa
    Yes, it’s sad if one dude calls another a pimp, but the ‘victim’ needn’t give a two penny shit. Sure, our great-grand-daddies would pen florid pages of elegant insult, then arrange to meet at dawn in Monsanto to exchange pistol shots. But times have changed.
    I beg to differ (and, when it concerns you, it's a pleasure and a honour): as I've said, it's not that my "honorability" has been tarnished but a case of pure and filthy SLANDERING and, as far as that is concerned, "times" (and the law) haven't changed.

    Monsanto, has changed, though: our great-grand-daddies could never have arranged shoot-outs there since Monsanto as we know it only came to be between 1934 and 1946 (lol)!

    Quote Originally Posted by Murilloa
    Ideally, Ozou would retract his rash words and KL would graciously forgive. But both of them, all of us, when we log on here, have but one duty – to report faithfully and funnily on the girls we meet and the places we go, whoever and wherever these may be.
    No duty at all, Muri, just pleasure and fun. And when fun and pleaasure are no more...

    Abraço.

  10. #1113

    The Master - Muri - is back

    Hi Muri,

    Thank you for appearing like a Jack-out-of-the-Box to take the helm over again. I thought you have left for good.

    Welcome back and please stay here for good.

    Carlos

  11. #1112

    Calma!

    Gentlemen, gentlemen, please! This will not do at all!

    Let us recall some facts of life here. Five thoughts:

    First, civic responsibility on ISG is not to ourselves, but to Society. We may enjoy abusing the office computer, still glowing from a lunch-hour orgasm, relating erotic exploits while nubile secretaries admire our work ethic. But our primary function is to inform and entertain.

    Second: these pages get viewed across the globe by Lisboetas, Luso-exiles, cybertravellers, mobile mongers, and weirdo wankers who’ll never come to (or in) Portugal. Writing for these unseen friends, not for self-glory, we also serve our city (better than the Câmara does) and its GPs. Lisbon offers a vivid variety of ladies and locations, without (thank the Lord) being a top destination for grungy sex tourists. Our writings support this status quo, just as our day’s work sutures the deep wounds of capitalism.

    Third, ISG is a site of post-modern discourse where dinosaur ideologies and fossil concepts of identity or integrity have no home. Yes, it’s sad if one dude calls another a pimp, but the ‘victim’ needn’t give a two penny shit. Sure, our great-grand-daddies would pen florid pages of elegant insult, then arrange to meet at dawn in Monsanto to exchange pistol shots. But times have changed.

    Fourth: forgive the clichés, but variety is the spice of life and it takes all kinds to make a world. So, Muri gets off by crawling hands and knees along the Poço, seeking a cigarette butt that might have graced the painted lips of Sabina? While Ozouville rents the Clinton Suite at the Hotel Dom Pedro, to sip Veuve Clicquot from the shiny stiletto shoe of a thousand-euro gallery girl? Kama Leão won’t die happy until he’s left his DNA in the bathroom of every single escort ever seen on ApartadoAdobe or PhotoshopPrivado? For Raskolnikov, Nirvana is incense, vapour, candles, hot stones, perfumed unguents, soft fresh towels and a two-hour tug-job? Why, gentlemen, honour and glory to each and every one of them!

    Fifth: idem for physical fancies. Mur adores pretty petite Portuguese princesses, exactly 28 years old with long auburn hair and big black eyes full of laughter and sorrow. Good luck to him! The guy sitting by him right now in the office has a hard-on, dreaming of a two-metre Ukrainian ogre with cropped blonde hair and the gaunt face of a camp guard. Pleasure to him! Behind that door over there, the boss is furtively jerking over his memories of a bouncy brown Brazuca babe with a bunda that causes solar eclipses on Carcavelos beach (at home, his wife paints her toenails, yells at the maid, and fantasises about the same girl). Good health and happy fucking to each and every one of them!

    So - Chega! ¡Basta! Enough already! No more rancour please, comrades. Other threads may decline into routine troglodyte abuse, barren of facts or fun. This must not happen here. If you were schoolboys, you’d be in the principal’s office enduring some stupefying piece of fuckin’ hypocrisy about social tolerance and civilised values. But you are men, and mongers. Bear yourselves accordingly.

    Ideally, Ozou would retract his rash words and KL would graciously forgive. But both of them, all of us, when we log on here, have but one duty – to report faithfully and funnily on the girls we meet and the places we go, whoever and wherever these may be.

  12. #1111
    Piotr,

    Like I stated previously, it may certainly be less to pick the same girl somewhere else, but it will be only for one hour maximum (my experience tells me that frequently, what is supposed to be one hour turns into 40 minutes.), while with a girl in EF it will generally be an all-nighter.

    Is this price premium worth the extra hours, the better environment in which to relax with, meet and choose the right girl?

    I certainly think so. I tend not to think of a mongering experience as going to the barber's, unless I'm running low on cash. And when that happens, Pozo comes into my mind.

    Which brings me to your first point. I must admit, the last time I went there, it seemed to have gone a bit downhill, but I presumed at the time that the situation was temporary, as SW spots' desirability tend to be more prone to cycles.

    From your statement, I must conclude that you believe this change is structural, and thus permanent. If that is the case, then this is certainly very upsetting news. Hopefully other SW spots will surface in the future to make up for this loss.

    Quote Originally Posted by Piotr
    I have to disagree.

    - Poço, the scenary of so many of the best Murillo's reports, is now a pale shadow of itself.

    - EB is known among Lisbon mongers, to be a place where you can pick the same girl that somewhere else asks you 30-50% less.

  13. #1110
    Quote Originally Posted by Piotr
    Unfortunately Jackson clipped the last post of Kama Leão leaving intact the evil accusation made by Ozouville in the first place.
    And on top of that, the suggestion to nominate that report to the Reports of Distinction thread remains…

    I fear for the future of this Lisbon thread.
    So do I.

    I maintain every single word I've written which has nothing to do whatsoever with "tantrums" or - always a gentleman in your choice of words, aren't you? -, for goodness sake!..., "blackmail".

    Quite probably... goodbye.

  14. #1109

    Lapin

    Unfortunately Jackson clipped the last post of Kama Leão leaving intact the evil accusation made by Ozouville in the first place.
    And on top of that, the suggestion to nominate that report to the Reports of Distinction thread remains…

    I fear for the future of this Lisbon thread.

  15. #1108

    Kama Leao

    Your reports have been very helpful to us and very accurate. It will be a pity to leave this forum. As you can see the Admin. edited his post, so you should come back and keep up the great work.

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