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**VanessasClient** · 11-20-23 20:31

Originally Posted by KrumeLurer [View Original Post]

I was down taking a look in som clubs that is located in north Las Palmas. Outside there are sometimes guys that try to get you in for a look. And yes its only a look and ask prices etc. The prcies were chocking. 30 minutes 150 euro and 1 hour 300 euro. I left. But I always felt sorry for a colombian girl that seemed happy that there were customers. I wonder what kind of expecations the women have. ?

Compare this to what webpage-girls (freelancers) ask for which is 50-70 euro for 30 minutes and 100-130 euro for an hour. Many latinamerican girls working in Las Palmas.

I can't make sense of this rip-off joints, do they really work? I did not see one customers in any one of them. Why not just ask normal prices and get some real buisness. Must be plenty of people in Europe who wants to go right now to a girlbar and have fun.

I found out from my semi novia that some brothels, especially in Spain and on the islands, are underground. While some of them advertise as nightclubs, there are others that have no online presence at all. I guess they get all of their business from "established" customers, who spread word of the place by mouth to their friends. One guy from the UK goes there and has a good time, he goes back to England and tells all his buddies, then they all go there, and tell more of their friends. Doesn't seem like a very lucrative way to run a business, but maybe they are worried about the cops or local government shaking them down for "taxes" or something. I'm sure also some men passing through the area looking for that kind of thing, just as the locals where the "red light" district is, and just happen upon some of these places.

**KrumeLurer** · 11-14-23 19:57

I was down taking a look in som clubs that is located in north Las Palmas. Outside there are sometimes guys that try to get you in for a look. And yes its only a look and ask prices etc. The prcies were chocking. 30 minutes 150 euro and 1 hour 300 euro. I left. But I always felt sorry for a colombian girl that seemed happy that there were customers. I wonder what kind of expecations the women have. ?

Compare this to what webpage-girls (freelancers) ask for which is 50-70 euro for 30 minutes and 100-130 euro for an hour. Many latinamerican girls working in Las Palmas.

I can't make sense of this rip-off joints, do they really work? I did not see one customers in any one of them. Why not just ask normal prices and get some real buisness. Must be plenty of people in Europe who wants to go right now to a girlbar and have fun.

**Woorace** · 08-23-23 00:29

I'll be stopping at the Cruise Port in Tenerife on a Transatlantic cruise. Any recommendations for an Erotic Massage place near the port area there. Thanks!

**VanessasClient** · 07-19-23 01:44

I've heard there's an active brothel on Lanzarote that is open 24 hours. I don't know if there's more than one on the island, but does anyone know if there's one of particular prominence?

**SunSwinger2006** · 03-04-23 17:26

I was a real supporter of Kundalini until recently but need to say the salon now needs some TLC and the Italian lady who runs it has been there for at least 15 years.

How's that for diplomacy.

Perhaps should mention I have lived in Tenerife for 20 years so have a pretty broad experience of the scene here. If you use this internationalsex guide Website wisely, you will usually strike gold.

That's how I came to recently came to find Oasis in Palm Mar.

To the Contributors and Moderators, well done and thanks for saving me so many times.

**Werqweq** · 03-13-22 18:48

Originally Posted by ShinyCrazy [View Original Post]

Did my research and it seemed like Sugar Girls was the best option in southern Tenerife. Found a hotel within walking distance and expected to spend every evening at Sugar Girls in Costa Adeje. They have a great website (www.sugargirls.es) and have a great selection of reasonably young and attractive girls. Unfortunately, the service was miserable.

Pricing was 160 Euro per hour for in-house service. I communicated via WhatsApp and confirmed with the scheduler the services that I wanted (DFK, BBBJ, DATY, and covered FS). They recommended a girl (Liz) who provided the services that I requested. When you look at my list, you start to wonder what sex worker would NOT provide these basic services, but whatever. Anyhow, as you might have guessed, she didn't provide ANY of these services. Only chaste kisses, only covered BJ, and no DATY. I was forced to argue with her and show her my WhatsApp conversation with her scheduler. She acted like this was all news to her and the scheduler never told her. She finally relented to begrudgingly offer those services, but by this time I was angry and not really able to enjoy the experience. Left without cumming. As I left, I told the scheduler and she acted surprised and said she definitely told the girl about my list of services. She told me this was unusual and apologized.

Foolishly, I tried again the next night. Different girl, same experience. Basically, a beautiful casa with beautiful girls who provide crap service. AVOID this waste of time and money! I hope the manager reads this review. I was planning daily visits for 2 weeks. Instead, they lost almost $2000 of my business because their girls are crap providers.

Sorry for your bad experiences, but an amusing report none the less, and interesting for anyone going to Tenerife.

Coincidentally I had the same experience myself today (though in Malaga), but even more bizarrely it was not at an house but with an independent, who after sending me her canned whatsapp message with services and prices, BBBJ included, seemed completely flabbergasted about the BBBJ I was expecting half an hour, insisting she did not do that. That is, unless paid for with extra money.

The whatsapp message not saying anything about the extra money for BBBJ, I was not in the mood to pay any extra and indicated as such. I could not understand most of her subsequent rambling, except she seemed to think her covered BJ would be really good or something, so since my first course of action had been the BBBJ, I told to cancel the session and refund me my money. Some more rambling I could not understand, so I just started to get dressed and repeated my refund request, at which point she relented.

I know the games some of the women here try to play though, so BBBJ is always the first thing I do (and most of the time, only thing). If other services have already been rendered, demanding a full refund is obviously a more difficult task, and as you say, it's mood killer too. Best do it first, and then I just request a full refund and leave if there's a problem. Normally a refund is no problem, though one idiot of a woman tried to demand she only give a partial refund since I had by then "seen" her no better than average tits, and sent some curse words in my direction on whatsapp after I had left.

**ShinyCrazy** · 03-13-22 00:14

Did my research and it seemed like Sugar Girls was the best option in southern Tenerife. Found a hotel within walking distance and expected to spend every evening at Sugar Girls in Costa Adeje. They have a great website (www.sugargirls.es) and have a great selection of reasonably young and attractive girls. Unfortunately, the service was miserable.

Pricing was 160 Euro per hour for in-house service. I communicated via WhatsApp and confirmed with the scheduler the services that I wanted (DFK, BBBJ, DATY, and covered FS). They recommended a girl (Liz) who provided the services that I requested. When you look at my list, you start to wonder what sex worker would NOT provide these basic services, but whatever. Anyhow, as you might have guessed, she didn't provide ANY of these services. Only chaste kisses, only covered BJ, and no DATY. I was forced to argue with her and show her my WhatsApp conversation with her scheduler. She acted like this was all news to her and the scheduler never told her. She finally relented to begrudgingly offer those services, but by this time I was angry and not really able to enjoy the experience. Left without cumming. As I left, I told the scheduler and she acted surprised and said she definitely told the girl about my list of services. She told me this was unusual and apologized.

Foolishly, I tried again the next night. Different girl, same experience. Basically, a beautiful casa with beautiful girls who provide crap service. AVOID this waste of time and money! I hope the manager reads this review. I was planning daily visits for 2 weeks. Instead, they lost almost $2000 of my business because their girls are crap providers.

Next I tried an erotic massage place. There are tons of these along the south coast of Tenerife. Seem to be primarily Russian providers. I found one within walking distance of Sugar Girls called Eden (www.edentenetife.info). They offer a one hour erotic massage with prostate massage for 150 Euro. I tried 3 different girls (Sofia, Dahlia, and Katia) on 3 different occasions and all were quite good. Dahlia was in her late 20's. The others were late 30's / early 40's. That's usually older than I prefer, but the enthusiasm and overall sexual energy was excellent. They were all open to DATY, but I didn't push my luck asking for FS or BJ. Usually these types of providers don't allow that and it can ruin the vibe if you push too far (one exception for me was a place in Barcelona, which I reviewed on the Barcelona thread which stated up front that full service was included). I will say that the body on body rub was so involved that I wondered if penetration wasn't seconds away, and honestly, the possibility of accidentally exchanging fluids was high enough that I started thinking that I should have worn a condom. I'm not complaining. It was very erotic. Just a little concerned about STD risk when your bare cock is getting wet with her juices. Of the three, I would repeat soonest with Dahlia. Her technique was stellar and she was quite pretty (although I will say that it is very dark in these erotic massage places, so she might not stand up to the light of day).

Next I tried an independent. This was another mess worse than Sugar Girls. I couldn't find any independents within walking distance from the hotel in Playa Paraiso and I didn't want to bring a girl into my hotel. The girl I chose was very attractive and young and her pictures were accurate. The 20 minute drive from my hotel was nerve-wracking. Tiny streets with aggressive drivers. Parking is also a nightmare throughout the Playa del Americas area where many independents ply their wares. She was named "Merci" and her ad has already disappeared. After driving for a half hour, looking for parking for a half hour, then finally arriving to her apartment (where a friend was sleeping on the sofa in the middle of the day), she sat on the bed topless with a tiny g string looking very disinterested as I undressed. When I asked about showering, she told me the shower was broken. When I started to kiss her, she said "no kissing". I had already made it excruciatingly clear in my WhatsApp messages that this was a requirement, so I stood up, got dressed, and left. She had asked for 250 Euro for 90 minutes, which was pretty steep. I was fairly shocked that she was willing to let that kind of money slip from her fingers over something like DFK. She made exactly zero euros from me.

Just to be clear, I am a fastidiously clean person, both mouth and body. I am slim and often mistaken for a male celebrity, so the service level in Tenerife was not due to my slovenly appearance and filthy hygiene. It was just crap service, which appears to be the norm in Tenerife.

For what it's worth, the primary venues for independents on Tenerife are:

www.pasion.com

www.destacamos.com

It is very difficult to tease out independents since the casas tend to use the same websites and try to make their providers "look" like they are independent. I tried searching the girl's telephone number in the search box on the website. If there were 50 ads with 10 different girls using the same number, I knew she wasn't an independent.

The other major websites are:

https://www.guiasexcanarias.com/

(This is basically 95% filled with huge banner ads from girls working at Sugar Girls, so I expect the website is just owned by Sugar Girls).

https://www.islasex.com

https://www.canarias69.com

(These are mostly girls from casas, but not entirely, and helpfully, these sites have more details about specific services).

The next venue was the north. This time I tried "Casa Clara" in La Laguna. In general, I really like to find a hotel near my target casa. This means I can walk to appointments. The other casas near La Laguna, El Hotelito and La Mansion 128 (and these two seem to be owned by the same people) are not in a fun touristy area that you would want to stay in overnight. Laguna is considered the most beautiful town in Tenerife and is a pleasure to walk around the cobbled streets, hence I chose Casa Clara.

https://www.islasex.com/agencias/casa-clara-1/

https://www.canarias69.com/anuncios/...ife/casa-clara

This casa is a classic lower budget "local" casa. Clearly not aimed at international tourists. It has very simple rooms and I was not offered a shower. (Unlike Sugar Girls or Eden Tenerife which have classy clean facilities and en suite showers). I used Google Translate and Whatapp to make the appointment. The pricing is: 15 minutes = 30 Euro, 30 minutes = 50 Euro, one hour = 100 Euro. I can't imagine having a decent experience in 15 minutes, but hey different strokes for different folks. Anyhow, I chose Melanie for one hour. She is very slim with small breasts and a few tattoos. I would guess early 20's in age. She said 22 years old, which sounds about right. This time I didn't discuss services since her ad says basically all services except Greek. The session included a very nice long session of DATY, kissing (but no tongue), BBBJ, prostate massage, covered FS. She was still going strong when the bell went off at one hour. Great value for money. Cute young girl, enthusiastic service. I can't speak Spanish and she couldn't speak English, but it didn't really matter. I repeated here with Mariana, and again found the quality of the girls (young and pretty) and the quality of the service overall very good value for money. You just need to be ready to have a slightly grungier experience. Use Google translate and have a sense of humor if you don't speak Spanish. They want your money and they know how to speak sex. If I were heading back to Tenerife, I would spend more time in the north, since the local market appears to keep the pricing under control and the service better. I would make Casa Clara my first stop, but I would also try El Hotelito and La Mansion 128. I would avoid the lower quality service in the south.

**ShinyCrazy** · 11-25-21 16:20

Has anyone tried Sugar Girls? Any idea what they are charging per hour?

**ShinyCrazy** · 11-25-21 16:16

**Wanking** · 11-07-21 22:32

Currently in Puerto Del Carmen. Last time I was here in 2018 there were some options.

My Lady Brothel -.

Located opposite the Las Costas Hotel, it is currently closed. I had a couple of good sessions in the past.

Centro Oliven. There used to be a small Red light district in this square down near the harbour of Puerto del Carmen. 4 brothels and a couple of Irish Bars, all closed at the moment except for one Irish bar, Nellys.

Club 17 Arrecife -.

Took a trip to Arrecife yesterday, and tried 17 club - 17 Calle Rivera Arrecife. It's a discrete house on residential street in the suburbs around 3 km from the harbour.

I arrived at 12 pm and the young madam answered me at the door and said the girls were still sleeping. Sje said return in a few hours. I went for lunch downtown and returned a few hours later.

3 girls in attendance, an 8 and 2 x 5's. I took the cute 8, a young Venezuelan. 70 euro for 30 minutes. 1 hour is 130..I took 30 min option..

Daty welcome, but covered bj.. Overall mediocre but she made me cum..

**69'er** · 01-06-21 16:51

Originally Posted by HotDog666 [View Original Post]

Could you please link to which one gave you the break negro? And how did you correspond with them, I don't speak Spanish.

https://www.mileroticos.com/escorts/...-24h/16335503/

Las Palmas, Calle Alfredo l Jones 14, segundo piso. We talked in spanish but she told me she could speak a little bit English.

**HotDog666** · 01-05-21 11:39

Originally Posted by 69'er [View Original Post]

Had been in the calle molino de viento in the early afternoon. At that time I saw about 10.15 girls. I decided for a black colombiana and paid 30 for frances natural..

Could you please link to which one gave you the break negro? And how did you correspond with them, I don't speak Spanish.

**69'er** · 01-04-21 20:20

Had been in the calle molino de viento in the early afternoon. At that time I saw about 10.15 girls. I decided for a black colombiana and paid 30€ for frances natural.

Using the website www.mileroticos.com I found 2 girls. One gave me a good massage (60€ for half an hour or 90€ for an hour) with happy end. The other one was Chinese (60€ for half an hour or 100€ for an hour). I received excellent beso negro, kisses, postura del misionero and frances natural hasta el final. For additional 20€ everything posible without condom.

Everything happened in Las Palmas. But using the bus I also have also visited Maspalomas and Playa de Ingles. Don't need swim trunks there when relaxing in the dunes.

**69'er** · 01-02-21 18:36

Originally Posted by 69'er [View Original Post]

Hola chicos,

Yes. I had been there. Hard to understand why this place is not a premier place to monger. In time of corona it looks perfect for me. Listen my next posts.

These days travelling is not easy. I am German but going to Las Canarias is easy. I had been there the first time. They are accepting only people with negative PCR test and after offering this insurance for cases looking like corona.

**69'er** · 01-02-21 00:28

Hola chicos,

Yes. I had been there. Hard to understand why this place is not a premier place to monger. In time of corona it looks perfect for me. Listen my next posts.

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