Canary Islands

[Bdonkadonk]

I am in Playa del Ingles for yet another week and I wonder if anyone can recommend a massage with a little more than just the massage itself. A handjob at the end would be nice.

I was here one year ago and read the reports and made notes of brothels to visit in Las Palmas and I did a tour of them but I didn't find any girls worthwhile to try out. So this year I won't bother with that but I could use a relaxing massage with a happy ending and I wonder if it will be easy to find. Any recommendations are welcome for this. Thai massage perhaps? Thanks!

[Zozimus]

Another year, another trip to Tenerife. As last year I will post this in the Canary Islands thread as well as the Tenerife one as the latter doesn't seem to have become any busier that it was a year ago. I again used http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/ and http://www.canarias69.com/ as my main sources of information.

Numero 15. Carretera General Puerto Cruz-Arenas No. 15, Puerto de la Cruz. 28.409683,-16.552494. http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/clubs...Numero_15.html. This place is as reported last year, still a decent line up, prices €60 for 30 minutes and €120 for an hour.

Barbies in El Sobradillo seems to have closed.

Geishas Sur. No. 19 On the TF-853 heading from LOS Menores to Taucho. 28.144837,-16.752476 . http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/clubs...shas_Sur.html. A large, pleasant house with a very steep drive out in the middle of nowhere. Pretty easy to get to from LOS Cristianos / Playa de las Americas. Decent quality line up, prices were €70 for 30 minutes and, I think, €130 for an hour.

I had some time to kill in La Laguna so I went to a couple of places:

Casa Emily. Calle Elias Serra Rafols No. 37 Apt. 104. http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/clubs...asa_Emily.html They only had one girl working when I went (just after lunch on a Tuesday) and she didn't appeal to me so I didn't stay.

Casa Clara. Calle Dr Zamenhof No. 32. http://www.canarias69.com/tenerife/c...a-escorts/2518 . This one was a bugger to find, mainly because they pronounce the street name as Semanov. The place is a bit shabby and the line up wasn't exactly spectacular but I stayed anyway. The bed I used was on it's last legs, in fact one of them kept collapsing thus requiring the bed to be lifted up by me while my girl put it back into place. The prices are €50 for 30 minutes and €100 for an hour. These two are quite close to each other and are just a short walk from the undergound parking in Av. Trinidad.

Casa Cristys. Calle Fundadores Cooperativa No. 92. Apt 8. Las Chafiras. 28.054541, -16.611592. http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/clubs...a_Cristys.html . This one was even harder to find but I managed it eventually. It's one motorway junction away from the airport and pretty easy to get to once you know where it is. The line up seems to change almost daily judging by the advert but it was alright when I visited. There was no A / see and their solitary fan was broken so I suggest you avoid during hot spells. The price was €100 for an hour.

SWs in Santa Cruz. There were a few girls (no more that a dozen I would say) working in Calle Miraflores and Calle de Juan de Padron. They were a pretty unattractive lot so I had no desire to ask their prices.

Places I didn't get to go to:

La Diosa. Las Galletas. http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/clubs...-La_Diosa.html . They wouldn't tell me their address but instead wanted me to go to some shopping centre from where they would collect me. I really didn't feel like going along with all their secret agent shite so said "Just give me an address or lose my business". They still wouldn't.

http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/clubs...74-Plan_B.html and http://www.canarias69.com/tenerife/c...scorts/1107712 One place with two names it seems. But only one phone number which they never answered.

La Casita. Subido El Pulpito, No. 13. La Laguna. 28.493267, -16.345205. http://www.canarias69.com/tenerife/l...a-escorts/2603 . Supposed to open at 11 am, 3 pm or 7 pm depending on which advert you see. I thought I'd play it safe and go even later just to be on the safe side and, as I'm sure you can guess, they still weren't open. I went at 9. 30 pm.

[Zozimus]

http://www.geishasgarden.es/es/

Geishas Garden, Calle Pio XII, No. 11.

Despite the name this isn't an asian place but yet another casa with mostly latinas plus occasional East Europeans. The line up is usually of a good standard although if you want a big selection you'd better wait until 8 pm or later as they don't usually have more that 2 or 3 girls available during the day. It is definately worth a visit if only to see how nice the houses are in this part of town (Ciudad Jardin) compared to the flats that almost everyone else has to live in. Prices are €60 for 30 minutes and €120 for an hour.

[Zozimus]

SirMarjalot asked about seedy bars so I have kept my eyes peeled. I have found a few, all very close to each other.

Tu why Yo. Calle Sagasta No. 14.

Club Gala Sensations. Calle Alfredo L Jones No. 30.

Jockey Boulevard. Calle Alfredo L Jones No. 5 These two are clearly connected as their tout gives out flyers which have the details of one on each side.

Moulin Rouge (I think that's the name anyway). Calle Juan de Miranda, I don't know the number but it's between Calle Secretario Artiles and Calle Segasta.

I didn't go into any of these places and the only useful info I could get out of any of the touts (one of them was mute, I kid you not) was that drinks in Moulin Rouge are €5. Neither of the two that could actually speak would tell me what the other prices were, they just said you have to discuss it with the girls. So I assume if you go there it's haggling time.

[Zozimus]

Minosas. Calle Montevideo No. 3.

http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/clubs...mosas_Vip.html

I wasn't terribly impressed with the line up in Dollhouse this evening so I decided to try out Mimosas which is only a short walk away. There were 5 girls available just after 8 pm and all but 1 appealed to me. I selected a local girl who turned out to be very energetic and I thoroughly enjoyed myself. Prices here are €60 for 30 minutes and €120 for an hour. They are open 24 hrs but I gather a lot of girls only work at night.

[Zozimus]

Thanks again Zozimus, very helpful.

I assume these casas are more directed at the local market. What are the typical costs for 30 minutes?

Do they bump up the prices when tourists come inside?

Is the service good? Does BBBJ CIM etc cost extra?

May spend a day or night down Maspalamos too? Any suggestions there for a one off?

30 minutes is usually €60 with an hour being €100 to €130 but €120 is by far the most common price. I'm not aware of prices being put up for tourists. In the unlikely event that they do try that just walk out, there are plenty of other places in town.

Service of course varies but on the whole I would say yes, it is good. I certainly have had far fewer disappointing sessions in Las Palmas that I get in the UK. BBBJ is common but not guaranteed. No idea about CIM. On http://www.guiasexcanarias.com each girl's profile will show the services they provide, Frances natural is BBBJ. The girls that do it have never tried to charge me extra for it.

I can't help you with Maspalomas I'm afraid. My one attempt down there involved visiting 3 casas to find that not one of them had a single girl available! Something that would never happen in Las Palmas. If you have a car then a trip to Vecindario might be worthwhile (it's about halfway between Maspalomas and the airport) as if you look on https://www.serviciosx.com you will see it has far more knocking shops that you would expect for such a small town.

[SirMarjAlot]

Dollhouse open from 10 am not 10 pm! Or so they claim anyway (8 pm on Saturdays and closed on Sundays). If you do go that early you will probably find a fairly limited availability, they are usually fully staffed by 7 pm or so. Their address is Calle Lucas Fernandez Navarro No. 5. The door to the street is always ajar, just walk in and press the buzzer at the security gate. If you look at my old reports I have tried to include full addresses but I'll happily supply you with any you can't find (assuming I know them of course). In the city itself I would recommend Dollhouse and Las Rosas which are only a couple of minutes walk away from each other but most of the other casas are pretty good too.

I have only ever been through Molino de Viento during the day so don't know what it's like at night, I assume there are still girls working at night but it's plenty busy enough during the day really. There are only ever at most a small number of attractive girls. Be prepared to see some really old and really fat ones. It's worth a trip just to see it even if you don't find anything you fancy. It's the 3 blocks between Calle Aguadulce and Calle Castrillo that you want. Regarding getting there: either a taxi or the bus I suggest. The number 1 bus runs the length of the city and conveniently enough stops on Calle Leon y Castillo very near the northen end of Calle Molino de Viento. You can catch it from Parque Santa Catalina. Taxis are astonishingly plentiful in Las Palmas and aren't overly expensive.

Thanks again Zozimus, very helpful.

I assume these casas are more directed at the local market. What are the typical costs for 30 minutes?

Do they bump up the prices when tourists come inside?

Is the service good? Does BBBJ CIM etc cost extra?

May spend a day or night down Maspalamos too? Any suggestions there for a one off?

[Zozimus]

Thanks Zozimus.

So its more a casa scene. Dollshouse looks good, but not open until 10 pm? Just street not door number, I guess you ring them up first but then my Spanish is not good?

What is the best way to get to Calle Molino de Viento for a night stroll? Is it the whole stretch? Are there some gems to be found amongst the rough?

Dollhouse open from 10 am not 10 pm! Or so they claim anyway (8 pm on Saturdays and closed on Sundays). If you do go that early you will probably find a fairly limited availability, they are usually fully staffed by 7 pm or so. Their address is Calle Lucas Fernandez Navarro No. 5. The door to the street is always ajar, just walk in and press the buzzer at the security gate. If you look at my old reports I have tried to include full addresses but I'll happily supply you with any you can't find (assuming I know them of course). In the city itself I would recommend Dollhouse and Las Rosas which are only a couple of minutes walk away from each other but most of the other casas are pretty good too.

I have only ever been through Molino de Viento during the day so don't know what it's like at night, I assume there are still girls working at night but it's plenty busy enough during the day really. There are only ever at most a small number of attractive girls. Be prepared to see some really old and really fat ones. It's worth a trip just to see it even if you don't find anything you fancy. It's the 3 blocks between Calle Aguadulce and Calle Castrillo that you want. Regarding getting there: either a taxi or the bus I suggest. The number 1 bus runs the length of the city and conveniently enough stops on Calle Leon y Castillo very near the northen end of Calle Molino de Viento. You can catch it from Parque Santa Catalina. Taxis are astonishingly plentiful in Las Palmas and aren't overly expensive.

[SirMarjAlot]

SirMarjalot,

Have a look at my reports over the last couple of years, the information in them is mostly still correct. For up to date lists of knocking shops try http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/ and https://www.serviciosx.com . Between them they pretty much list them all. The local papers also have plenty of info but it's basically the same as what you can find on the websites. If you look on http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/ you will see a button that says "Anuncios Canarias 7", click on it and you will see that someone has gone to the trouble of scanning in the adverts from Canarias 7.

Streetwalkers are largely confined to Calle Molino de Viento (there are also reports on this by me and others) which is a fair way from where you are staying. You may encounter a few late night ones in the streets near the beach but they are not always around and frankly I wouldn't touch any of them with a bargepole.

I can't help you about sleazy bars I'm afraid, not really my thing. I have noticed a few around (usually just a doorway in the street with steps going down) but I've not been in any.

Hope this helps.

Thanks Zozimus.

So its more a casa scene. Dollshouse looks good, but not open until 10 pm? Just street not door number, I guess you ring them up first but then my Spanish is not good?

What is the best way to get to Calle Molino de Viento for a night stroll? Is it the whole stretch? Are there some gems to be found amongst the rough?

[Zozimus]

Hi,

Fancy taking a quick break for some winter sun in Las Palmas Gran Canaria.

Staying in the beach area of playa de las canteras.

Iv been told by a reliable source there is plenty of streetwalkers, sleazy bars around this area?

Can anyone give me any more info on the Las Palmas P4 P scene?

Any brothels, massage places etc?

As always given some info will provide a full report as I always do on the ISG, check my record.

Thanks

SirMarjalot,

Have a look at my reports over the last couple of years, the information in them is mostly still correct. For up to date lists of knocking shops try http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/ and https://www.serviciosx.com . Between them they pretty much list them all. The local papers also have plenty of info but it's basically the same as what you can find on the websites. If you look on http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/ you will see a button that says "Anuncios Canarias 7", click on it and you will see that someone has gone to the trouble of scanning in the adverts from Canarias 7.

Streetwalkers are largely confined to Calle Molino de Viento (there are also reports on this by me and others) which is a fair way from where you are staying. You may encounter a few late night ones in the streets near the beach but they are not always around and frankly I wouldn't touch any of them with a bargepole.

I can't help you about sleazy bars I'm afraid, not really my thing. I have noticed a few around (usually just a doorway in the street with steps going down) but I've not been in any.

Hope this helps.

[SirMarjAlot]

Hi,

Fancy taking a quick break for some winter sun in Las Palmas Gran Canaria.

Staying in the beach area of playa de las canteras.

Iv been told by a reliable source there is plenty of streetwalkers, sleazy bars around this area?

Can anyone give me any more info on the Las Palmas P4 P scene?

Any brothels, massage places etc?

As always given some info will provide a full report as I always do on the ISG, check my record.

Thanks

[Zozimus]

Do they have a website?

As far as I know their web presence is restricted to this http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/clubs...06-Barbie.html which doesn't really tell you anything that you didn't know from the posts that SchmitzUK and I wrote about this place.

They used to have a more informative advert on http://www.canarias69.com/ but that seems to have disappeared.

[JoeProblo]

I am currently staying in Tenerife and decided to visit Barbie. Carretera de Sobradillo No. 84, El Sobradillo yesterday (Thursday) evening at about 6 pm. As Zozimus mentions below, there is plenty of parking available outside, although the house itself is slightly set back from the road so you might miss it if you're driving past. I rang the doorbell and was let in by a Colombian girl named Yohana who was wearing a tracksuit. I don't speak Spanish but she seemed to be trying to tell me something to do with the available chicas, but went away and came back changed. I believe there may have been one other girl available at the time (Sarah) but did not see her. I decided anyway to go with Yohana and paid 120 Euros for a very enjoyable hour with a BBBJ and sex in several positions. At the end, she started talking about cigarettes / cigars so wasn't sure if she was offering to sit and smoke with me but given that I don't smoke, I left. I would definitely return.

Do they have a website?

[ThunderStar]

Just come back from a week at Maspolomas.

The wife and I went for the swingers clubs and the dunes, however everyone told us we have come at the wrong time of year.

The dunes. Although they are there and you can see there has been some action previously (condoms, baby wipes etc) there was no action when we visited. Three times!

The swingers clubs. They were all quiet. However we are told this is family season time and not so much for the swingers. That said we had fun in Secrets Club in Cita Centre. That was the busiest place every time we visited.

Brothells. In the Cita Centre there are two new brothells. Well new to us anyway.

One wouldn't let a couple in (by the Comeback club), the other near to Kamelot Bar did. We found 6 girls working wanting 150 Euros an hour.

None of the ladies ticked our box, however one girl clearly liked couples. However she was 10 years too old for us.

Street Walkers. Around the Kasbah area we found around 10 - 15 working girls. All of them past their prime, however we did see them getting picked up so some guys must go for them. What put us off was they appeared to wear the same clothes every night! They come out around 10 pm and sometimes when we were comeing home at around 4 or 5 am, a few were still there.

Overall. Not the best place in the world for mongering, but if you are there on a family trip and can get out for an hour or two. There are options.

Our best experience was Nelly massage. She doesn't do full service, however I had my first nuru massage, which she helpfully tried to teach my wife how to do. Was a fun hour for me anyway!

[Zozimus]

I just spent a few days on Lanzarote so here is a short report.

There wasn't much action last time I was on Lanzarote which was a couple of years ago and I'm sorry to report there seems to be even less now.

Easily the best place I went to was El Numero 32, Calle Timbayba No. 32, Arrecife. 28.97002,-13.555702. http://www.elnumero32.es/.

It was easy enough to get to and it's easy to park nearby. They had a pretty good line-up when I went although I gather it changes frequently as most of the girls come from mainland Spain to work for a few weeks and then go back home. I had a very nice Brazilian and it cost me €130 for 60 minutes.

Calle Malpais de San Jose No. 9, Arrecife 28.97338,-13.532783 is still operating but they only seem to have 2 girls there now so it's not as good as it used to be. The factory at the same address is being used now so make sure that you go to the normal sized door at that address not the big factory door. I wasn't too impressed with the girls so I didn't stay but if I'd known that I was going to have no luck at all in Costa Teguise I might have done.

Calle Padron No. 73, Playa Honda. 28.956052,-13.585234. This is a 24 hour place with 3 girls working when I went; 1 Colombian, 1 Brazilian and 1 from Puerto Rico. The quality wasn't anything special but I stayed so I suppose it can't have been too bad! The price was €100 for an hour.

There is a Brazilan place advertising that is located at Calle Claudio Toledo Cabrera No. 63. I got the address from them by phone but when I went there nobody answered the door. My advice is to stay away from this one.

Sagitario Nightclub on Calle Padre Claret is closed. There is a sign on the door saying they will re-open soon but who knows how true that is.

Victoria Nightclub in Costa Teguise has also closed.

I was so short of places to go that I even tried to go to Nightclub 55 in Costa Teguise despite the dreadful time I had there on my last visit (see my report from a couple of years ago) but it wasn't open either. The neon lights were on so I assume they are still in business but all I can say is that at 9. 45 they were not open even though they are supposed to open at 8. 30.