Rwanda

[MysteryOcean]

Thank you MysteryOcean. I appreciate. I was a bit nervous about the bus trip. What bus company did you use? Yes, I'm traveling from Kigali to Kampala. Same route as you I guess. What about a stop over to cut the long trip in 2? Any town or village worth it?

Why are you done with Uganda? I still need to start working on connecting girls on social media, that's probably the easy part I have a couple of weeks for that before I travel. If Kampala is as bad as you say I might continue all the way to Kenya, Kisumu and around.

Salud!

I don't remember the bus company. There were 2 good companies. I suggest you go to bus station personally and check bus and seat.

They will show you bus and seats and all.

I don't found Kamapala chaotic so didn't bother to try any smaller town.

Kampala is super crowded, terrible roads, very limited food choices, not safer after dark and ugly girls.

Nairobi is much better, girls are a lot better (on avg $5-$7 more expensive than Ugandan).

It has a crazy party scene and overall more facilities.

My goal is not to fuck as cheap as possible. My goal is have sex with best looking girls, with best attitude? Enjoy great nightlife and food.

So I look for different thing.

Kigali has a limited night life but girls are pretty and great attitude.

Go to a coffee shop at the entrance of Univ. It's full of college girls and almost all girls sre on the menu for you to pick up.

[Novatron]

My bustrip Kampala-Kigali was 2018. It took 10 hours inclusive 90 minutes at the boarder. They looked for plastic bags there and moneychangers tried to trick me. I think Ugandan girls are easier to approach and Ruandans reserved, communication in English might be a challenge with the later. French I don't speak. I cannot confirm a big difference in the way they look.

I'm going the opposite way. Probably the crossing from Uganda to Rwanda is more complicated? Thank you for your comment. I will of course report about how it went at the end of my trip. So far I have no experience with Ugandans nor Rwandese either.

Salud!

[Novatron]

I traveled from Kigali to Kampala in Bus in last April. Absolutely no problem.

Border crossing was breeze, just have yoir Yellow fever certificate.

Try to book 2 day in advance for VVIP seat.

The only scare I had was they unload everything from bus at the border. My bags were on the floor on the side of the road when I was asked to go through stamp. I was like it might get stolen but thank god it didn't.

Food stop were really unhygienic, So get your water and food supply. Roads were surprisingly ok so no issue there as well.

From my experience, I was totally fine and if I get a chance I would travel again (but I am fuckin done with Uganda). If you travel from Rwanda to Uganda, you will see massive decline in beauty.

Rwandan girls are smokin hot while Ugandans were ugly.

Thank you MysteryOcean. I appreciate. I was a bit nervous about the bus trip. What bus company did you use? Yes, I'm traveling from Kigali to Kampala. Same route as you I guess. What about a stop over to cut the long trip in 2? Any town or village worth it?

Why are you done with Uganda? I still need to start working on connecting girls on social media, that's probably the easy part I have a couple of weeks for that before I travel. If Kampala is as bad as you say I might continue all the way to Kenya, Kisumu and around.

Salud!

[SceticoBlu]

My bustrip Kampala-Kigali was 2018. It took 10 hours inclusive 90 minutes at the boarder. They looked for plastic bags there and moneychangers tried to trick me. I think Ugandan girls are easier to approach and Ruandans reserved, communication in English might be a challenge with the later. French I don't speak. I cannot confirm a big difference in the way they look.

[MysteryOcean]

Hello friends.

Thank you for all your reports and reviews. They are very valuable.

Does anyone have experience traveling by bus from Kigali to Kampala? Is it safe? Is it worth it?

Is there any town or village worth making a 1 or 2 days stop over before proceeding to Kampala?

I'm planning a 20 days trip in Rwanda and Uganda and all your input would be highly appreciated. I'm a Latino man living in Europe for the last 22 years. As you can imagine I don't know anybody in those countries, so I'm very excited about that adventure.

Salud!

I traveled from Kigali to Kampala in Bus in last April. Absolutely no problem.

Border crossing was breeze, just have yoir Yellow fever certificate.

Try to book 2 day in advance for VVIP seat.

The only scare I had was they unload everything from bus at the border. My bags were on the floor on the side of the road when I was asked to go through stamp. I was like it might get stolen but thank god it didn't.

Food stop were really unhygienic, So get your water and food supply. Roads were surprisingly ok so no issue there as well.

From my experience, I was totally fine and if I get a chance I would travel again (but I am fuckin done with Uganda). If you travel from Rwanda to Uganda, you will see massive decline in beauty.

Rwandan girls are smokin hot while Ugandans were ugly.

[Novatron]

Hello friends.

Thank you for all your reports and reviews. They are very valuable.

Does anyone have experience traveling by bus from Kigali to Kampala? Is it safe? Is it worth it?

Is there any town or village worth making a 1 or 2 days stop over before proceeding to Kampala?

I'm planning a 20 days trip in Rwanda and Uganda and all your input would be highly appreciated. I'm a Latino man living in Europe for the last 22 years. As you can imagine I don't know anybody in those countries, so I'm very excited about that adventure.

Salud!

[Terry09]

The club review is very helpful.

The key point if I may quote is that, "The good news about clubs that open past curfew is all the talent concentrates in these clubs since only a handful of them are open on a given day. ".

Info on pussy goes hand in hand with info such as flights, accommodation, Visa issue as well as the club scene itself.

[Amadeuss]

I had a short business trip to Tanzania recently so I decided to take my post business trip vacation in Kigali away from the prying eyes of colleagues.

I was surprised to see on Thursdays to Sundays some clubs stay open way past the 1 am /2 am curfew.

There seems to be an agreed upon schedule for which clubs stay open on which nights.

Here is what the schedule looks like.

People club. Thursdays and Sundays (Entrance fee: 5 k on Thursdays 10 k on Sundays).

Chillax lounge. Fridays (10 k RWF entrance fee).

Inferno club. Thursdays (was there before the "last call" so didn't pay anything).

Kigali lounge. Wednesdays - Sundays (people start arriving around 3 am, entrance fee: 10 k RWF).

La. Noche club. Saturdays.

A local contact mentioned that you can know which club will stay open beyond curfew by checking on Instagram where a certain DJ will be performing a given night..

Is this now a board for club reviews? Tell us of your fucks instead!

[PussNet]

I had a short business trip to Tanzania recently so I decided to take my post business trip vacation in Kigali away from the prying eyes of colleagues.

I was surprised to see on Thursdays to Sundays some clubs stay open way past the 1 am /2 am curfew.

There seems to be an agreed upon schedule for which clubs stay open on which nights.

Here is what the schedule looks like.

People club. Thursdays and Sundays (Entrance fee: 5 k on Thursdays 10 k on Sundays).

Chillax lounge. Fridays (10 k RWF entrance fee).

Inferno club. Thursdays (was there before the "last call" so didn't pay anything).

Kigali lounge. Wednesdays - Sundays (people start arriving around 3 am, entrance fee: 10 k RWF).

La. Noche club. Saturdays.

A local contact mentioned that you can know which club will stay open beyond curfew by checking on Instagram where a certain DJ will be performing a given night.

The good news about clubs that open past curfew is all the talent concentrates in these clubs since only a handful of them are open on a given day.

[Mombie75]

I concluded my recent trip to Rwanda.

Visa: For my Canadian passport, Its visa-free entry. It saves me a lot of headaches of applying and visa fees (Worth of 2 pussies at least). Immigration check was a breeze.

Sim: As soon as you walk out, There are booths for MTN & Airtel. MTN is highly recommended (I bought Airtel big mistake). $10 -You'll get 2 GB of data daily for the whole month.

Currency: I exchanged $300 at the gate, there was a bank counter. They offer the lowest rate, So don't do it, As you walk a few steps further, there are set of shops and they offer a much better rate (.

These shops are in the Airport Parking premises so you don't worry).

Hotel: I found a gem. "Inside Afrika Boutique Hotel", It is in Kiyovu. 1-2 km from Cadillac, 0. 5 km from famous hotel Rwanda. 0. 3 KM from the former President's house and 1. 2 km from the city.

Center. $40 a night, with a villa-type setting. Super safe neighborhood, Mostly hotels in this area. Give it a try. At this price, it was incredible. All the girls I invited, didn't want to leave, they just.

Wanted to spend the whole time around the swimming pool...

Excellent report. Kigali is deffo on my list, possibly for September.

Did you see any massage salons for real massages.

How is the coffee shop situation there if you noticed? I need a few coffee shops on my trips.

[MysteryOcean]

I concluded my recent trip to Rwanda.

Visa: For my Canadian passport, Its visa-free entry. It saves me a lot of headaches of applying and visa fees (Worth of 2 pussies at least). Immigration check was a breeze.

Sim: As soon as you walk out, There are booths for MTN & Airtel. MTN is highly recommended (I bought Airtel big mistake). $10 -You'll get 2 GB of data daily for the whole month.

Currency: I exchanged $300 at the gate, there was a bank counter. They offer the lowest rate, So don't do it, As you walk a few steps further, there are set of shops and they offer a much better rate (.

These shops are in the Airport Parking premises so you don't worry).

Hotel: I found a gem. "Inside Afrika Boutique Hotel", It is in Kiyovu. 1-2 km from Cadillac, 0. 5 km from famous hotel Rwanda. 0. 3 KM from the former President's house and 1. 2 km from the city.

Center. $40 a night, with a villa-type setting. Super safe neighborhood, Mostly hotels in this area. Give it a try. At this price, it was incredible. All the girls I invited, didn't want to leave, they just.

Wanted to spend the whole time around the swimming pool.

Ride: Uber doesn't work, There is a Yebocab but its hit and miss (mostly miss). The only option is Boda Boda.

Food: There is only food delivery app: Vuba Vuba. Overall food option is ok, I ate mostly Indian food (Khana Khazana is great).

Clubs: Unfortunately I ended up in Genocide Memorial Week, So all club activity was prohibited.

Tinder: Works like a charm, mostly college girls, Never paid more than 30 k ($23).

Facebook: I started sending friend requests to any hot girls I saw on FB in Kigali. Most accepted request and got the best one for non-pros Univ students, happy to hook up for quick cash.

Girls: Rwanda has insane Women to Men ration, you'll find mostly girls all around. All like to dress sharp and have great body features. Tutsi girls are tall and well-built. Overall their sexual performance.

Was amazing too.

City: Kigali is amazing, and super clean, it is actually like a city from the developed world. Its on all hills so, anywhere you go, you'll have amazing views.

Safety: This country takes safety very seriously, at every corner, and intersection, you'll see a guard standing with a gun. People are scared to shit to commit a crime here.

I have had about 10 girls total. And each one of them was like a model. This country is a gold mine. The only thing I missed was shisha,. It is banned here.

Laws: Drink & drive is 5 days in jail. Sex with minor - 25 yrs. Laws are extremely strict here. Do not even talk to Minor (not my thing but if any of you have any kink, you better not come here).

Police is watching, you believe it or no but they have eyes and ears all over the city. Cannabis is banned, people do it but if you get caught, you'll be going to jail, So make yourself well aware of.

The laws and stay out of any trouble.

[Jargonizations]

There's street meat available around NM 2.

NM 23. Downside is fornication is prohibited in most of the guestrooms located in the area. Blame the very large Church in the are for that. My stomach flared up while here which meant I had to laying low for a day. Wing man reports to the same location for breakfast and spends the rest of his day shitting in his room. I spotted Gorilla Trekkers in the same restaurant so we might have picked the bug from somewhere else. Carry Imodium!

We managed to grab us some girls but the language barrier and entire experience was just underwhelming. The views around the area are really nice. I might come back to play tourist!

[Jargonizations]

Called my wing man (a local) after settling in and went to a pub nearby to catch up and go over my planned itinerary for the next few days. My schedule was tight and I didn't have time to waste. I wanted to see what the rest of the country looked like outside the Capital city. We were having some drinks a little past 2 am when a female police officer barged into the pub and ordered us out. Last call is 1 am weekdays and 2 am weekends. Not wanting to risk her ire we left and went to bed.

Woke up the next day to a torrential downpour and decided to stay put until the weather cleared. Called up one of my contacts from last time who came thru after stopping at the supermarket to buy some food and supplies for us. Drank a few Heineken's before taking her to the bedroom and smashing her over the night. The next morning, I sent her away with 50 k and started getting ready to head out west. I rarely do repeats and will not be seeing her again. For those suckers on her social media pages, insist on a video call or prepare to be surprised by her in person appearance!

[Jargonizations]

Arrived safely after a semi-interesting flight from a European capital. The flight was initially delayed because one of the doors wasn't sealing properly. We then had to relocate to another gate so that maintenance could fix the issue. Once that was done, we had to take on additional fuel with the doors open and passengers on the ready. Just in case! On final approach to Kigali, the pilots decided to go around which increased my anxiety levels because of all those hills that surround the airport. I was glad when we landed and my boots were on terra firma.

Immigration took my passport scanned / stamped it taking the lesser part of a minute to do so. Collected my bags, exchanged some currency and later headed to the MTN store to get connected. MTN now has esim as an option. Once all was said and done, I had 10 GB of data, airtime and my MoMo account ready to go. The MoMo can be used for 99.999% of all transactions in Rwanda! Just like Mpesa in Kenya, carrying cash should now be a thing of the past. Topping up can be done via WorldRemit. To prevent loss of your number and MoMo account, occasionally add money to the account, make a call or have MTN save your number for you.

Configuring MTN took far longer than clearing immigration. I'm aiming to be on a backpack on my next trip and hope to be on a Moto headed to my hotel 20 minutes after landing.

[MysteryOcean]

So finally I get to make it to Rwanda next week.

Just wondering any fellow monger would be there?

Also anyone can share the information for accommodation, coolest clubs etc?