Uganda

[MwenByen]

There are plenty of people who'll assist you there in finding what you're looking for especially the Taxi drivers.

I'm in Kampala in a about a weeks time. Wanted to know which areas, clubs or venues will have the Ugandan ladies with the biggest asses? I'm looking for curvy, round bubble butts or big heavy rounded asses.

Where is the best place to hunt?

[King Amir]

In my opinion it's easier because you have more choices. In Nairobi you have tons of places to go, like the tourist things National Park, Giraffe center, etc. Lot of clubs in your area, doesn't matter where you stay. You don't have to drive very far, everything is near. And when you tired of the big city, you can take a plane to Mombasa and swim a bit.

I also think the Kenyans are a bit more open to foreigners. In Kampala there are not so many places to go like Nairobi. You have to drive more to reach the places. And I think the Ugandans are a bit more reserved.

I just compare the two big Cities cause this is typically the first where you go when you visit Kenya or Uganda. This is only my opinion and I would / will visit Kampala again though I'm not happy about the changes there.

I was in Kampala for only 6 days, so I don't know if I really can talk so much, but yes, Nairobi is way more developed than kampala, and the traffic jam in Kampala is really annoying! However, compared to the girls there, I think Ugandan girls are very attractive with their dark skin tone. I really find them attractive. I plan to go to Uganda, maybe in March. I can also say that maybe Ugandan girls have nice hips and a jiggly ass, but again, I was there only 6 days, and these 6 days were a good impression.

[Tonsillol]

Kenya is easier than Uganda in what terms?

In my opinion it's easier because you have more choices. In Nairobi you have tons of places to go, like the tourist things National Park, Giraffe center, etc. Lot of clubs in your area, doesn't matter where you stay. You don't have to drive very far, everything is near. And when you tired of the big city, you can take a plane to Mombasa and swim a bit.

I also think the Kenyans are a bit more open to foreigners. In Kampala there are not so many places to go like Nairobi. You have to drive more to reach the places. And I think the Ugandans are a bit more reserved.

I just compare the two big Cities cause this is typically the first where you go when you visit Kenya or Uganda. This is only my opinion and I would / will visit Kampala again though I'm not happy about the changes there.

[King Amir]

When you are over the point talking about SIM cards and reading the messages written here then you know a lot.

Then you know prices can be a matter of how you look like and what you expect. Expect that every lady starts with a higher price, doesn't matter which town.

Kenya is easier but Kampala is also manageable. Why not dividing one week Kampala and the rest in Kenya?

You will still find places where you can hunt. At some clubs the action starts late around 1 am but other places are earlier ongoing.

A problem is the traffic. When you stay in Kololo and you want to go to Kabalagala this can take time with the car and vice versa. I'm not a fan of boda boda, except for very short distance.

I stayed one time 3 weeks in Kololo and had payed around 7-800, wasn't far from acacia mall.

Your search age range is too small for me. A small hint, when a lady looks too young stay away doesn't matter what she is telling about her age. This can cause serious problems.

Have fun there and let us know your experiences.

Kenya is easier than Uganda in what terms?

[Tonsillol]

Hey guys, I'm planning my first trip to Africa for 3 weeks and will be focused solely on mongering. Younger American guy (35 yo) and on somewhat of a budget, so low price for 7+ girls is important but will also be trying for non-pros. Interested in younger (18-24) skinny / fit girls with big tits (the darker the better) more than BBW / huge asses and like to do LT GFE temporary girlfriend and let them stay with me for multiple days, not ST.

A few questions:

Is it still true that Kampala semi-pro and pro p4 p girls are half the cost of Nairobi? LT price still 50 k UGX for pretty girls or has that gone up since the reports I've read here a couple of years back?

For a first timer to Africa, do you recommend Kampala or Kenya (Nairobi or Mombasa) for what I'm looking for? If Kampala, any clubs or bars in particular that a solid selection of girls regularly hang out at in the evenings? I was reading the thread here and saw that many have apparently closed down since COVID.

Everyone seems to recommend staying in Kololo, but the decent airbnbs there are like $2 k USD for a month (I'm spoiled and will want A / see. Any other areas nearby the nightlife area that would be good to stay in for like $1 k? Is Kabalagala still a good place to be targeting? I don't mind taking a short uber ride to get to the action.

Any insight greatly appreciated!

When you are over the point talking about SIM cards and reading the messages written here then you know a lot.

Then you know prices can be a matter of how you look like and what you expect. Expect that every lady starts with a higher price, doesn't matter which town.

Kenya is easier but Kampala is also manageable. Why not dividing one week Kampala and the rest in Kenya?

You will still find places where you can hunt. At some clubs the action starts late around 1 am but other places are earlier ongoing.

A problem is the traffic. When you stay in Kololo and you want to go to Kabalagala this can take time with the car and vice versa. I'm not a fan of boda boda, except for very short distance.

I stayed one time 3 weeks in Kololo and had payed around 7-800, wasn't far from acacia mall.

Your search age range is too small for me. A small hint, when a lady looks too young stay away doesn't matter what she is telling about her age. This can cause serious problems.

Have fun there and let us know your experiences.

[DankMonty]

Hey guys, I'm planning my first trip to Africa for 3 weeks and will be focused solely on mongering. Younger American guy (35 yo) and on somewhat of a budget, so low price for 7+ girls is important but will also be trying for non-pros. Interested in younger (18-24) skinny / fit girls with big tits (the darker the better) more than BBW / huge asses and like to do LT GFE temporary girlfriend and let them stay with me for multiple days, not ST.

A few questions:

Is it still true that Kampala semi-pro and pro p4 p girls are half the cost of Nairobi? LT price still 50 k UGX for pretty girls or has that gone up since the reports I've read here a couple of years back?

For a first timer to Africa, do you recommend Kampala or Kenya (Nairobi or Mombasa) for what I'm looking for? If Kampala, any clubs or bars in particular that a solid selection of girls regularly hang out at in the evenings? I was reading the thread here and saw that many have apparently closed down since COVID.

Everyone seems to recommend staying in Kololo, but the decent airbnbs there are like $2 k USD for a month (I'm spoiled and will want A / see. Any other areas nearby the nightlife area that would be good to stay in for like $1 k? Is Kabalagala still a good place to be targeting? I don't mind taking a short uber ride to get to the action.

Any insight greatly appreciated!

[Ibaski]

I traveled already a few times to Uganda, for the application they ask your personal home adress.

Is is necessary to give you a detailed adress or is just the city and country enough, without the exact streetname etc.

Can they verify on the spot your home adress.

Type your name in google and you will see your full address. So not sure why the reluctance to put it on your E Visa application!

[CleanShave]

I traveled already a few times to Uganda, for the application they ask your personal home adress.

Is is necessary to give you a detailed adress or is just the city and country enough, without the exact streetname etc.

Can they verify on the spot your home adress.

There is no way that this is possible because each country has its own databases of home addresses (such as electoral registers) which cannot legally be accessed by third parties. In my experience with East African visas, the most important thing is to ensure that the application matches your passport data exactly. Missing out your middle name on your application when appears on your passport, for instance, will delay the application. They are therefore likely to insist that it has something that resembles a home address rather than just your country but will not ask for verification.

[Golds]

I traveled already a few times to Uganda, for the application they ask your personal home adress.

Is is necessary to give you a detailed adress or is just the city and country enough, without the exact streetname etc.

Can they verify on the spot your home adress.

[King Amir]

I apologize if I have a lot of errors in words and spelling; the report was written using Google Translate.

I was in Kampala for 6 days in total. Ugandan Airlines canceled my flight 24 hours before and I had to book a new one with Air Kenya. I do not recommend taking a Ugandan Airlines flight!

I arrived in the colorful city, it seemed as if the country was painted in beautiful colors that I had not seen in Kenya. In other words, Nairobi looks gray compared to Kampala which is full of colors.

I met 5 girls in total, 3 I had sex with, 2 I did not.

I met the girls after long conversations on WhatsApp.

First girl: I took her to a famous shawarma, but it was not very tasty, full of oil.

On the first day, I did not have sex with her because I was tired.

On our first morning I asked her to suck me and we also did 69, her pussy did not smell good. She was waiting for me to bring her money for the taxi, but I did not know that this was what she wanted. She went back to work, and after work, she met me.

We went to eat in a taxi, and she did a stinky thing to me in the taxi, she took the change the taxi driver brought me! I was very angry but I wanted to fuck her. I paid for her food and her movie ticket, and popcorn too. We went back to the hotel and there I fucked her, she moaned like in the movies. Her ass was good, not too big and not too small. I finished, and they went to bed. In the morning, she asked me for help with 30 thousand for the taxi!, I brought her out of no choice, but there is no way I will see her again, and I will not text her.

Second girl:

She was a teacher for children. She was short and full in the right places, with a dream African ass!

She told me that teachers only earn 400,000, and that comes with an apartment where they live.

The sex with her was good; she didn't moan, but we did good positions together.

She didn't ask for any money, but she did after I returned to my country and I didn't like it, so she blocked me, no big deal.

Third girl:

She had it all, a sexy face, a big, liquid, bouncy ass that jumped with every blow. When I cummed, I put her in doggy style while standing in front of the mirror, and the cum was divine, very strong!.

She didn't ask me for money, I only paid for the motorbike to take her back to her house. In general, it's cheaper to pay for a taxi because most women take a boda boda taxi, which is cheaper, compared to Nairobi, where I had to pay for a taxi because Kenyans don't like motorbikes.

Fourth girl:

Here was a problem, I talked to the girl for a long time, even more than 6 months, she was my style icon, a very big ass! And not fat. I fantasized about meeting her for a long time, but, when she came to me, I saw that she had hair on her chin, it immediately lowered my enthusiasm, and I wasn't horny at all!. After she left, I blocked her immediately.

Conclusions and tips:

1. If you don't want a girl to come to you smelling of sweat after a day of work, let me shower at home.

2. Always make sure you have extra cash.

3. Pay through an app like in Kenya, less work here, that is, it works but they ask you to pay another 3,000 for the commission.

4. Don't walk around in the evening and at night, starting at 6:00 PM when it starts to get dark. Always take a taxi in the evening and at night, and I recommend always taking a taxi, and not walking around in a crowded place.

5. The girls here have big butts, more than Kenyan ones.

6. As of April, it's cheap here, but the brands aren't, and as for the food, I would say it's a bit like the prices in Nairobi, which is also cheap there.

7. If you're walking around the city center with a girl, expect a lot of eye contact! In general, it's the same in Nairobi, but because the center of Kampala is full of people, it's less pleasant.

[Neddy69]

Thanks. None of the groups you listed are retirees. Which is the largest group and the most active on the web and on YouTube in the Philippines, Thailand and Cambodia etc. This is the group made up of men in their 60's or late 50's on militaly pensions. Men who live on social security pensions, military pensions or company pensions. I guess that class of expats don't exist in East Africa. Not from English-speaking countries such as the USA, Canada, Australia, or GB etc. I know about French retirees from your post who live in Madagascar. You said that's the place for small pensioners, and they have their community there. Also, Germans who live in Namibia. South Africa maybe has some retirees? Am I correct about this?

Well. Philippines of course majority US Pensioners. Africa there's plenty of English speaking Retirees in Kenya and South Africa. Obviously English is spoken everywhere. You need deep pockets in order to afford the official retirement Visa. But there is Americans and British with deep pockets aplenty in Nairobi. Uganda there's too. Living on a variety of Visas. Anything can be bought there. Not an issue. If you're in the know. Majority of Pensioners live in Jinja and Entebbe. Some in Kampala. Most are married therefore they have a dependents pass. Same as Rwanda. Retirement Visa easy and cheap. French of course retire in the former french colonies. Séandégal. Cote the Ivoire. Cameroon. Even in Mali you can find some Ex Legiónaires running boîtes. And Madagascar of course. If you speak French that is. Plenty of Legionnaires retired Italian Mafioso. And pied noires. Former French Algériens on minimum pension. Africa is not for pussies. If you like security and running water. Electricity got to Asia.

Mwalimu.

[AttilaTheHun]

Of course there's an expat community. Check out Facebook. But mostly they're either working for NGOs Embassies international organisations. Some are married to Ugandans and live in Uganda for decades. These are the most knowledgeable expats. All other groups are useless. Why? They live pretty much isolated and are not even talking to you. They live in their bubble. Pampered as they are. No good source of information. In all subsaharan countries it's the same. There's also a Madagascar expat group. But. Mostly clueless people asking dumb questions. Find out where the local expat groups congregate. I. e. Coffee houses for non alcoholics. Bars for alcoholics. But one caveat. These long term expats fall in several groups. The ones who gone completely native. They speak not only Kiswahili but Luganda as well. They will not normally talk to you as they can't be bothered. The absolutely penniless alcoholics might be a good source of information but more likely than not they try to fleece you out if some money as this is their mode of living. Finally the very few who made money in Africa. They're usually well heeled and more important very well connected. If they like you they'll help you. For them solving administrative problems is just a phone call to the relevant politicians. But to befriend them is not easy easy. Unless you're a certified African and know your way around.

Mwalimu.

Thanks. None of the groups you listed are retirees. Which is the largest group and the most active on the web and on YouTube in the Philippines, Thailand and Cambodia etc. This is the group made up of men in their 60's or late 50's on militaly pensions. Men who live on social security pensions, military pensions or company pensions. I guess that class of expats don't exist in East Africa. Not from English-speaking countries such as the USA, Canada, Australia, or GB etc. I know about French retirees from your post who live in Madagascar. You said that's the place for small pensioners, and they have their community there. Also, Germans who live in Namibia. South Africa maybe has some retirees? Am I correct about this?

[Neddy69]

Must be a very small percentage who have sponsors, what do you see there? Compared to Kenya, there must be way less number of wazungu living or even visiting there. And those women probably are overhyped on social media and get tons of attention, treated as mini celebrities and get the respect and envy of other girls. Is there a retirement community of expat wazungu there in Uganda? I couldn't find any info on the web. When it comes to the Philippines (my former hunting ground) there are tons of info about expats and their communities and I was also part of it at some point. However, in Africa it's nonexistent other than a few loner AA YouTubers here and there. At least in Kenya you know where they are spread out, what bars and restaurants etc. Even if their number are small.

Of course there's an expat community. Check out Facebook. But mostly they're either working for NGOs Embassies international organisations. Some are married to Ugandans and live in Uganda for decades. These are the most knowledgeable expats. All other groups are useless. Why? They live pretty much isolated and are not even talking to you. They live in their bubble. Pampered as they are. No good source of information. In all subsaharan countries it's the same. There's also a Madagascar expat group. But. Mostly clueless people asking dumb questions. Find out where the local expat groups congregate. I. e. Coffee houses for non alcoholics. Bars for alcoholics. But one caveat. These long term expats fall in several groups. The ones who gone completely native. They speak not only Kiswahili but Luganda as well. They will not normally talk to you as they can't be bothered. The absolutely penniless alcoholics might be a good source of information but more likely than not they try to fleece you out if some money as this is their mode of living. Finally the very few who made money in Africa. They're usually well heeled and more important very well connected. If they like you they'll help you. For them solving administrative problems is just a phone call to the relevant politicians. But to befriend them is not easy easy. Unless you're a certified African and know your way around.

Mwalimu.

[AttilaTheHun]

I know Uganda very well, as a muzungu, 99 % of the girls looking and have sponsors. If you are good looking it's not that difficult to find some sponsors.

Must be a very small percentage who have sponsors, what do you see there? Compared to Kenya, there must be way less number of wazungu living or even visiting there. And those women probably are overhyped on social media and get tons of attention, treated as mini celebrities and get the respect and envy of other girls. Is there a retirement community of expat wazungu there in Uganda? I couldn't find any info on the web. When it comes to the Philippines (my former hunting ground) there are tons of info about expats and their communities and I was also part of it at some point. However, in Africa it's nonexistent other than a few loner AA YouTubers here and there. At least in Kenya you know where they are spread out, what bars and restaurants etc. Even if their number are small.

[Golds]

A nurse who works in a hospital makes 500 k UGX a month. ($140 us) Just talked to a nurse a week ago. She is raising pigs to substitute her earnings. According to the Knight Frank Wealth report, it takes Sh2. 2 m to join the richest 1 pc of Kenyans. That was in 2021 and that time it was $20 k US equivalent. Only 1% of adults in Uganda earn more than 1 million Ugandan Shillings (approximately $270 USD) per month. Half of Uganda's working adults earn less than 150,000 Ugandan Shillings (approximately $40 USD) per month. Data Source: Financial Capability Survey (FCS) 2020. Neddy, your $1000 month (3.6 m UGX) will easily put you over the 1% in Uganda.

I know Uganda very well, as a muzungu, 99 % of the girls looking and have sponsors. If you are good looking it's not that difficult to find some sponsors.