Bali

[Pez612]

To follow on from my previous Ubud post. I managed to find another couple of places:

1. Jl Raya Ubud. / Jl Sugriwa.

Walk east from the crossroads mentioned above. You'll see Gisella Spa and Lyang Lyang Spa, but keep walking east on the opposite side of the road. Very quickly you'll see a massage place with young girls sitting on the step outside. Very hard sell of 'four hands', 'sexy bum massage', but I turned them down. Then was asked if I wanted HJ for 1 juta. I refused and we settled on 300 k, which I still feel was too expensive but she was very young and pretty so I caved in. The negotiations were very tedious and she even called in the boss to explain the prices. Not what you really want and no I would not return.

2. Jl Goutama Sel. Near the Vagabond Cafe.

Wandering hands started very soon after the massage started at this small shop. Lots of teasing and touching before the flip. Then asked if I wanted HJ. Yes please. Andxagain 1 juta quoted. However, easily negotiated down to 200 and a very fine happy ending. I would definitely return.

That's me done in Ubud. Definitely can find some relief in the massage shops if you look around.

Happy days.

[Granite St8]

Is there any action in canggu? If so, where?

That might be like looking for a needle in a haystack. There are many small local massage spots north of Canggu. Mind you don't expect any English spoken and bring your own sarong if you want to lay on something clean.

The best and most plentiful options I've found are on the section of Jl. Panji that becomes Jl. Tubing Sari. Normal prices are 200 for HJ, 300 for BJ (if offered), and for 400 FS.

Happy hunting.

[Pez612]

I was in the area and had a look see at these spots. Normally I'm seeking a somewhat decent massage followed by some fun.

Risca had two girls but it looked as if there wasn't a decent massage to be had so I took a look across the street at Magic Hands. The group of five middle aged and up women hanging out and smoking was not an inviting picture but I did notice a youngish girl outside sweeping and after asking her for massage, in we went. Massage was decent as I had hoped and nego started at 300 for HJ. Countered with 200 which she agreed on but went back up to 300 to get her clothes off. BJ was not on offer. DATY served, overall not really enthusiastic on her part but she was at least game. Many of these types of massage places all over Denpasar area but this place is more clean and a better facility.

Happy hunting.

Great to hear prices are reasonable. I'm looking forward to getting back to Sanur. Currently in Ubud and was quoted 1 juta for a happy ending yesterday. Absolutely ridiculous, who is paying these prices! Will write a report soon, I managed to get price down to 300 but it was a battle and not something I wish to repeat.

[Macau81]

Is there any action in canggu? If so, where?

[Granite St8]

Try Risca Salon & Spa or Magic Hands. Both on JI. Sudamala.

Risca is my favorite. They provide good service.

Please let us know if you had the same good experience at Risca.

I was in the area and had a look see at these spots. Normally I'm seeking a somewhat decent massage followed by some fun.

Risca had two girls but it looked as if there wasn't a decent massage to be had so I took a look across the street at Magic Hands. The group of five middle aged and up women hanging out and smoking was not an inviting picture but I did notice a youngish girl outside sweeping and after asking her for massage, in we went. Massage was decent as I had hoped and nego started at 300 for HJ. Countered with 200 which she agreed on but went back up to 300 to get her clothes off. BJ was not on offer. DATY served, overall not really enthusiastic on her part but she was at least game. Many of these types of massage places all over Denpasar area but this place is more clean and a better facility.

Happy hunting.

[Pez612]

Try Risca Salon & Spa or Magic Hands. Both on JI. Sudamala.

Risca is my favorite. They provide good service.

Please let us know if you had the same good experience at Risca.

Great advice thanks. I'm back in Sanur in a couple of weeks will check them out and report. Cheers.

[Pez612]

Just when I thought there was no fun to be had in Ubud massage shops. Was walking west from the Arts Market (see Starbucks on map) around lunchtime and passed a massage shop with some pretty girls sitting outside on the step. One was quite cheeky asking me to come in and I thought there may be extras on the menu. Went in for a standard 100 k body massage.

Inside was the curtained area, but good fitting I. E. No gaps. Quickly the sales pitch started, asking to have a two girl massage. I declined and price dropped to 150 k but I insisted just one girl. The second girl popped back a couple of times to try to persuade me but I stuck to my guns.

The (very cute) massage girl then said she would give me a bum massage for 400 k extra. Obviously I declined but said I could be interested in extras. We agreed on 100 k extra for the bum massage but I said I want more.

Anyhow, she then wanted 500 k for a hand job. I said 300 k maximum for massage and HJ. But she wasn't agreeing. Her final offer was 300 k total with 'some 'touching' of my dick, but I said I wanted full handjob. Anyhow. A stalemate was reached and I left even hornier than ever, having received a great bum massage but nothing else.

The girl was good looking, 22 years old, and gorgeously cheeky. She said that if I returned the next day she would give me massage, bum massage, and handjob for 500 k. However, I don't think I'll be taking her up on it. Even though she was so very cute. It was all just too much bargaining for me.

[RedBullJunky]

It has been many many years but I'm now back in Sanur. I'm not a fan of x houses. I just like my massage to finish with a little extra. I've been to a dozen places but still have not been able to find a happy ending. Can anyone point me in the right direction? Thanks.

Try Risca Salon & Spa or Magic Hands. Both on JI. Sudamala.

Risca is my favorite. They provide good service.

Please let us know if you had the same good experience at Risca.

[RysZardo]

Where s the best place in Kuta to find happy ending massages or just full service girls? I usually go to Sway Massage for happy ending in Seminyak, but I d like to find something else. Sway costs too much for massage + BJ. I don't get almost any action on apps (bumble, tinder, badoo) from working girls recently. How about scene in sky garden? I wasnt there for years, are there still many $$$ girls, what s the price for short I should pay? I would appreciate some advice.

[DeyoWulf]

All the girls I'm talking to on MiChat is telling me to meet them at rain residence and agreeing to 300 k. Is this place a brothel? A scam?

MiChat girls are the cheapest girls here. They mainly cater to locals from what I can tell. It's normal that their price is between 300-500 k and you'll meet them at some random shitty guest house / kos kosan that they're staying at temporarily. They are usually not very attractive and offer bad service. The places usually have bad vibes, and they expect you to finish within 5-10 minutes. I think it's the normal length of sex with local guys.

The only reason to try them out is if you're super broke, or if you want to experience terrible sex.

[Pez612]

It has been many many years but I'm now back in Sanur. I'm not a fan of x houses. I just like my massage to finish with a little extra. I've been to a dozen places but still have not been able to find a happy ending. Can anyone point me in the right direction? Thanks.

[Offshore Swell]

All the girls I'm talking to on MiChat is telling me to meet them at rain residence and agreeing to 300 k. Is this place a brothel? A scam?

One of the principles of mongering is you need somewhere private to execute your transaction, the lady has proposed the rain residence, not a lot different to online mongering in every country on the globe where you are given an address to attend.

That brings us to part II of your question. 300,000 seems rather cheap which conjures up images of toothless old boilers although OS has partaken in some gorgeous pleasures in Jakarta for less than that. OS would counsel to embrace the risk and drive on down to rain residence, half the thrill is finding out just what lies on the other side of that door.

Then you could actually add some value to this forum by reporting back exactly what you find. Do your duty and take one for the team.

[Macau81]

All the girls I'm talking to on MiChat is telling me to meet them at rain residence and agreeing to 300 k. Is this place a brothel? A scam?

[Offshore Swell]

That put a smile on my face on an otherwise shitty day, but then again, clearing Bali of Rockingham bogins probably isn't that bad an idea.

It's a geographical thing, The bogans have to holiday somewhere, think Britons and Ibiza, Americans and Mexico. If the governor wanted to have a really killer thought bubble, he should close down all the tattooo parlours. That would stop them coming in a flash. Then he could follow up with a lecture to all his fellow Indonesians about throwing their trash everywhere and he may be heading in the right direction. Probably enough pressure to make him drive down to Sanur for a quick gobby to relieve the stress.

[Irish Mongrel]

What needs to be understood about Indonesian law making is that it follows the principle of thought bubbles, top down leadership and the concept of "asal bapak senang" - "as long as the boss is happy" The boss, in this case the governor. Is a prolific thought bubble man. He had some rather interesting thought bubbles about the Israili soccer team that burnt him rather badly. You should take comfort in the knowledge that Indonesia is a very patriarchal society and one of perks of power is the availability of sex and lots of it. So while the thought bubbles flow freely in the public sphere, our interests are possibly more closely aligned than you would think on this one.

That put a smile on my face on an otherwise shitty day, but then again, clearing Bali of Rockingham bogins probably isn't that bad an idea.