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[Eros74]

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Wishing you all a happy spring.

Thanks but I am sure between us, you will be the one who will have the best spring if you will spend it in Russia

[Ziggym]

So relocating here soon. I've had some good experiences in St Piter (see my reports) but don't know what to expect. I'm going to be living here for the summer it looks like. Can anyone give me some idea what to expect in this region or where to look for some clues? I will continue searching archives in the meantime.

Wishing you all a happy spring.

[Bez Bezarra]

I searched my files, and I don't think I have any of those.

I usually just tell the dyev that she can keep her hat on.

[Jake993]

fur and boots?

well, fur burgers, or puss and boots, would've been a little more interesting, but to each his own.

don't know what hole you're in at the moment, but its 83 and sunny on my balcony this morning, not a drop of breeze blowing through the palm trees yet, the ocean is super calm and sparkling with the sunrise, looks like a great day to go snorkeling and spear a snapper for lunch. hope you're well, wherever you are.

will happily leave this all behind in the not too distant future, for a new candyland adventure of my own. just need to let the temps get above freezing. girlfriends and models eagerly waiting my return. see ya out there, druk.

bez,

since you put it that way i will concede the point and give you a little peek (being the tease that i am).

as for the hole that i am in at the moment, as i type this i am in houston (iah) airport headed back to candy land via frankfurt. will touchdown in moscow thursday night. a guy can only take so much arizona sunshine before the lure of the east overpowers.

happy trails.

jake

[Dogger862]

Fur and boots?

Its been snowing like a god damn motherfucker this week at 52 degrees latitutde. Well, that's what my models tell me. Very heavy snow sitting in the trees, looks like a fairy tale. So much for Russian spring, eh?

Ah Bez, it's not that bad. Sitting around 25F today in NN. Not too cold for a stroll down ulitsa Bolshaya Pokrovskaya and Jake would be in heaven with all of the boots and furs on offer. Not to mention what's inside them.

The cold is easy to handle when you have this to keep the fire going. Enjoy your snapper, I'll enjoy mine!







Cheers

[Bez Bezarra]

Bez,

Where's the fotki?

Golly, dude, if you're going to make us read through your rant about spearing snapper, the least you can do is leave us with a photo.

I think a Russian woman, walking away, in a fur coat, looks 10x better than anything you will see here in the States, in a bikini.

This ain't the gallery, pallery.

Golly schmolly! Just letting ya know that summer's already here down south, while the northeast & midwest, and the motherland suffer and trudge onward through the slush. You got something against fresh seafood?

And obviously, you haven't been walking down the beach here this weekend, to see all the camel toes and spring break snappers soaking up the rays. Anyone that thinks a fur coat walking away looks better than SoFla beach thongs during March Madness, has been away far too long from this neighborhood, I can promise you that much.

LeBron & D Wade are kickin' ass, even the Gators made it to the round of 8, this town is jammin! But CandyLand is always calling me back.

Here's what you want:

[Stravinsky]

Bez,

Shame on you, you're slipping. Where's the fotki? Gosh 'n golly, dude, if you're going to make us read through your rant about spearing snapper, the least you can do is leave us with a photo.

I think what Jake is trying to point out in his photos is that: a Russian woman, walking away, in a fur coat, looks 10x better than anything you will see here in the States, in a bikini, when the ocean is sparkling with the sunrise.

Russian lesson for the day. . .

чья это попа? это ни попа Беза! (Whose popa is this? It's not Bez's popa!)

[Bez Bezarra]

Bez,

I was holed up in Hoboken.

I do have a little something to get everyone's imagination going.

Fur and boots?

Well, fur burgers, or puss and boots, would've been a little more interesting, but to each his own.

I'm disappointed with the membership, that nobody gave you a little credit for your illustrative effort.

I guess you must be right, that nobody even cares about seeing even one single example of a pretty girl's smile from the far off hinterlands, where few, if ANY, will EVER have the balls to venture into. I guess you're right, that we'll never have anything better than our imaginations to admire their beauty, that you boasted are so lovely, except for what they look like walking away in their coats on a snowy day. Oh well.

Its not that I don't believe you, you know. Its just curiosity, I just want to see myself. And I know that you know that. Complaining that you're too sarcastic, would be like saying that I'm not a nasty little troublemaker.

Its been snowing like a god damn motherfucker this week at 52 degrees latitutde. Well, that's what my models tell me. Very heavy snow sitting in the trees, looks like a fairy tale. So much for Russian spring, eh?

Don't know what hole you're in at the moment, but its 83 and sunny on my balcony this morning, not a drop of breeze blowing through the palm trees yet, the ocean is super calm and sparkling with the sunrise, looks like a great day to go snorkeling and spear a snapper for lunch. Hope you're well, wherever you are.

Will happily leave this all behind in the not too distant future, for a new candyland adventure of my own. Just need to let the temps get above freezing. Girlfriends and models eagerly waiting my return. See ya out there, druk.

Escho posmotrim chia zhopa shire! .

[Prosal]

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[Jake993]

Go ahead everybody and slam me, I know you all will. Mercilessly and endlessly.

But while everyone's slapping you on the back, somebody still needs to point out the obviously glaring similarity.

Just like Frenchie wrote about his Uzbek paradise, you create a nearly unbelievable image of words, and back it up with nothing except websites.

I guess that's all that most members need to be spoon fed and blindly accept it without question.

But some of us can actually see, you know.

Don't take it personally, ok?

We're all well aware of your personal preference against, or problem with, cameras and females.

There's no requirement to be a photographer.

Let's be very fair about this, everybody's entitled to their post in their own style.

But seeing is believing.

And I'm not talking about photos of building architecture or stairways, like Frenchie's.

This is what I'm talking about:

Bez,

You got me. What can I say? You caught me red handed. I am perpetrating a ruse for the Krasnoyarsk Chamber of Commerce. There are actually NO girls in Krasnoyarsk. None what-so-ever. I am part of a dirty plot to lure unsuspecting foreign men to Krasnoyarsk where there are no women at all. It's all bullshit. You can't believe a word I say because I did not capture one single photo of a naked girl. Hell, I wasn't even there. In fact I wasn't even in Russia. I was holed up in a basement apartment in Hoboken. Slam you Bez? Why would I (or anyone else on this board) want to slam you for calling me a liar? It's all just harmless banter. Right Bez?

Hugs & Kisses,

Jake.

PS. While I do not have any naked photos, I do have a bit of Boots and Furs fetish so here's a little something to get everyone's imagination going.

[Bez Bezarra]

Guys,

This place is a GOLD MINE.

The place is crawling with beautiful girls.

These girls are HOT.

Very well dressed with money to buy their own drinks.

I estimate the Female : Male ratio to be about 3:1. No joke.

I don't know where the guys are in this city.

Local guys just laugh saying that most girls in Krasnoyarsk are pretty available.

Things have been quite easy.

The girls are really interesting looking.

Most are tall and slender with great bodies.

VERY exotic.

Put it on the list.

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Go ahead everybody and slam me, I know you all will. Mercilessly and endlessly.

But while everyone's slapping you on the back, somebody still needs to point out the obviously glaring similarity.

Just like Frenchie wrote about his Uzbek paradise, you create a nearly unbelievable image of words, and back it up with nothing except websites.

I guess that's all that most members need to be spoon fed and blindly accept it without question.

But some of us can actually see, you know.

Don't take it personally, ok?

We're all well aware of your personal preference against, or problem with, cameras and females.

There's no requirement to be a photographer.

Let's be very fair about this, everybody's entitled to their post in their own style.

But seeing is believing.

And I'm not talking about photos of building architecture or stairways, like Frenchie's.

This is what I'm talking about:

[Dogger862]

Jake,

Thanks for the report on Krasnoyarsk. Brought back some fond memories.

As I mentioned in an earlier post, one of the must-monger destinations of provincial Russia.

I got to know a beautiful brunette from Club Shpilka named Diana, spoke fluent English and would look after me well when I visted the city / club. Picked up a blonde from a tochka in the middle of nowhere (stumbled out of Mama Roma one night and into a taxi, asked for Girls! And he delivered) who couldn't get off without something in her ass and I didn't even have to pay extra.

Stayed at the Metilitsa, girl friendly, fairly central. They used to give me the room with the near naked girl painting above my bed, must have known what was going on in there.

Haven't been back for a while, might have to get back there next summer.

Cheers,

[Jake993]

Jake,

Thanks for the great reports from the Wild East.

Incidentally, did you consider calling on her Padrooga Dazha?

Equally gorgeous going by these photos.

http://mamba.ru/un-123/?afolder=albu..._id=590178940&

Could have been a superior trio, perhaps?

Maybe even worth evading wild dogs for.

VG.

No kidding. Unfortunately Dasha was visiting Moscow.

[Gergiev]

Tuesday. I was back to my old self and trolled Mamba and Rusdosug.

But a quick troll on Mamba DID turn up this little peach.

http://mamba.ru/un-123?afolder=album_photos

She was absolutely gorgeous. Damn, it was worth R3, 000 an hour just to look at her. REALLY interesting body because for relatively small tits she has sizable nipples. Look closely at the photos.

Jake,

Thanks for the great reports from the Wild East.

Incidentally, did you consider calling on her Padrooga Dazha?

Equally gorgeous going by these photos.

http://mamba.ru/un-123/?afolder=albu..._id=590178940&

Could have been a superior trio, perhaps?

Maybe even worth evading wild dogs for.

VG.

[Stravinsky]

Having said all that, check out the item about 15th from the bottom. Release Dancer from her duties for one hour (6, 000 R). Hmmmmm. Seems like that could be construed as sex-on-premises.

Jake,

молодец! Thanks for providing the Crazy Menu.

такой хитрый парен! (such a clever guy)

Release a dancer from her duties (in accordance with her wish) 1 hour 6000 руб. That's usually referred to as an увольнение (excused or dismissed) and it doesn't mean sex-on-premises. For 6,000 руб. the club will allow a girl to leave the club with you for 1 hour. But you need to have some place to take her, usually your hotel or apartment. That's actually a very good price. In Moscow it can be 10,000 or 15,000, and that's just what you pay to the club.

Romantic time with a dancer 30 minutes 3000 руб. I wonder what that is... is that at the table or in the Veep kabinet?

I have to say, the prices in Krasnoyarsk are not bad, at least when compared to Москва.