Hanoi

[Richard Dawkins]

Out of curiosity (and love of BJ) I went to #473 after lunch today.

I'm glad everyone seems to be having fun with my recommendation. It's a shame my Vietnamese isn't quite good enough to ask for a referrer's discount. As for those now determined to go from one end of the street to the other, good luck and happy hunting; been there, got the t-shirt. There are a few hidden hotties and definitely a few notties as well, all mixed in with a combination of good and bad service, honest pricing and price gouging. The street seems to be a real microcosm for the Hanoi market overall. You may find the odd one that'll do full service and yet more that'll give you an uninterested HJ and a few that may want to exchange phone numbers.

I certainly won't try to put anyone off, it's a very satisfying challenge to hit every place on a street. I felt a great sense of pleasure as I blew my load to complete my PVD end to end adventure and still lament that all those girls have disappeared.

I just keep going back to #473 whenever I get the chance to head out that way because of the consistency, friendliness and great service. And that was before I had the fun of having one girl sit on my face while I fingered another sucking on my cock with girl number 3 rimming me for all she was worth!

[XPrimate]

Hahaha! I just arrived. You guys make it sound so adventurous I am going to try today.

Out of curiosity (and love of BJ) I went to #473 after lunch today. My first encounter. Greeted by one (look=6/10) who looked twentish. Then the older woman came out (look=7 considering her age) and she was really friendly. Both didn't speak English. The younger one brought me to the back while the older one started to shut the front gate.

The girl told me to take off my shirt and my shoes but not my jeans. I was puzzled. She asked me to lie down and started to unzip me but only pulled my jeans halfway down. She then clean my thing with wipes and started to kiss my chest. The older woman then came in and started kissing my chest on the other side. The young one then moved down and started the BBBJ. After about 5 minutes (I really didn't keep track of the time) they switched. The older one was much more skillful. As a matter of fact, I found the young one too rough when she sucked on my balls. It got worse when she kissed my nipple and her hand was playing with my balls. I don't know if she was nervous or not but her hand was actually hurting me. I finally told her to stop with my balls and just enjoyed what the older woman was doing. This went on for about 10 minutes or so and I started feeling it. At this point the woman took my hand to her breast (with bra). I really liked the softness of her breast and the action down below. I finally exploded CIM and it felt great. All the while the young one was only kissing my nipple.

Afterwards the young one asked for 500k but I paid the older one 200k and the young one 100k. They seemed happy and I certainly left happy. Thanks to good reports by Dawkins and CaseyStar. I definitely will go for the older woman again on my next trip.

[XPrimate]

I. I also plan to try other joints as well. There's so many there it'd be rude not to!

Hahaha! I just arrived. You guys make it sound so adventurous I am going to try today.

[CaseyStar]

I went back to #473 again today. This time I was greeted by the chick in the dress and the, I assume, the mamasan. They tried to get me to take two girls but I only wanted one this time so I took the chick in the dress. They promised me only 300k for two girls. I think Uncle Dawkins has convinced them that we Tays like multiple girls!

Anyway, the single version was just fine this time. Thoroughly enjoyable and I think will get better and better with repeat visits. 200k for CIM is a good deal for me.

Like Ong Tay, I also plan to try other joints as well. There's so many there it'd be rude not to!

[MutantChicken]

Not really I go there often with my Vietnamese friend who just pays 150 while I pay 200 but they all really hate just getting 150 from him as they state 200 to him is the price. He just explains he's to poor to pay more so they still do it but 200 is the price these days but no need to pay more the service does tend to be brisk.

doesn't explain the sign saying 150k, then the fact I went in 3 diff ones either asking "the price here is 150k right" or "how much is a session here". And all 3. 2 in dff areas all tellin g me its 150k

[Athena1]

I was in 9x 2 days ago paid 150k. 9x even has a sign in Vietnamese that says the price is 150k. 80k to the shop and 70k for the girl. Same as 473. They tried to get me to pay 200k, I told them its 150k everywhere else. Its this overpaying and accepting less service, the girls at 9x took down her pants and grind her pussy in my face. She was the prettiest one there slim and 23. Why do you guys overpay. You even comment yourself geisha massage will decline. Have Oasis, Zeus, Moscow and a bunch of other places once word goes out that good cheap service can be found xyz. Then guys come along over pay and then service goes down prices goes up. And the cycle repeats its self. The price Is 150K in those tam quat. I'll repeat again 150k!

Not really I go there often with my Vietnamese friend who just pays 150 while I pay 200 but they all really hate just getting 150 from him as they state 200 to him is the price. He just explains he's to poor to pay more so they still do it but 200 is the price these days but no need to pay more the service does tend to be brisk.

[MutantChicken]

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[Ong Tay]

Maybe what is happening at the Tam Quats is they don't think foreigners can speak Vietnamese, so they just hold up two fingers or say "hai tram", which is a hell of a lot easier than trying to explain 150. Or maybe they charge by the inch so I had to pay more and MutantChicken got it for a lot cheaper LOL. Anyways I'm just reporting what happened when I went to some random places, since that's what most people on here can expect. Just to be an ass, from now on I vow that I'm going to pay 300k to each Tam Quat heheh

[DoctorSlump]

As I predicted, for massage service Massage One / Geisha Massage is the new front runner, at least for now until the girls start getting jaded like at all the other places. But since all of you dudes have started going there, I've moved on already LOL.

Well, maybe it's already started because I was there last Saturday, and had less than stellar service.

30 minutes of crappy massage, followed by the fatal question, and a very mechanic HJ. The girl was more interested in the TV, than in her job. I stopped her, pretexting that I had a girlfriend waiting for me. I was out of there in a hour, when I paid for two.

[MutantChicken]

as i predicted, for massage service massage one / geisha massage is the new front runner, at least for now until the girls start getting jaded like at all the other places. but since all of you dudes have started going there, i've moved on already lol.

but ok, i'll admit that i went to nguyen hoang ton to check out what the fuss was about. this street has more tam quats than even thuy khue. but no way was i going to go to the same place that all you guys were going to, and since i'm always up for a challenge, i started on a mission to try them all!

it had started to rain, and on my way down the street i saw a store selling mobile credit, so i braked and started to turn. which apparently you should never do! i wasn't going that fast, but the road was slippery enough that the motorbike slid sideways out from underneath me and i lost my balance and crashed it to the dirty ground. i thought i would be out of commission for the day, but luckily i was wearing jeans so the only damage was a slightly scraped knee. the guys at the shop were nice enough and came to help me get back on my feet...

i was in 9x 2 days ago paid 150k. 9x even has a sign in vietnamese that says the price is 150k. 80k to the shop and 70k for the girl. same as 473. they tried to get me to pay 200k, i told them its 150k everywhere else. its this overpaying and accepting less service, the girls at 9x took down her pants and grind her pussy in my face. she was the prettiest one there slim and 23. why do you guys overpay. you even comment yourself geisha massage will decline. have oasis, zeus, moscow and a bunch of other places once word goes out that good cheap service can be found xyz. then guys come along over pay and then service goes down prices goes up. and the cycle repeats its self. the price is 150k in those tam quat. i'll repeat again 150k!

[Ong Tay]

as i predicted, for massage service massage one / geisha massage is the new front runner, at least for now until the girls start getting jaded like at all the other places. but since all of you dudes have started going there, i've moved on already lol.

but ok, i'll admit that i went to nguyen hoang ton to check out what the fuss was about. this street has more tam quats than even thuy khue. but no way was i going to go to the same place that all you guys were going to, and since i'm always up for a challenge, i started on a mission to try them all!

it had started to rain, and on my way down the street i saw a store selling mobile credit, so i braked and started to turn. which apparently you should never do! i wasn't going that fast, but the road was slippery enough that the motorbike slid sideways out from underneath me and i lost my balance and crashed it to the dirty ground. i thought i would be out of commission for the day, but luckily i was wearing jeans so the only damage was a slightly scraped knee. the guys at the shop were nice enough and came to help me get back on my feet.

anyways, i continued on a bit to find the first place coming from pham van dong, which was 677 nguyen hoang ton i think it was. the sign said 9x tam quat (i did see an 8x later down the street, so maybe they own a chain of them of something lol). there were about 5 girls sitting around the entrance. three were fairly young and nicely dressed, one was pregnant, one was older and either a family member or the owner. i'm sure i could have chosen one i liked, but after just standing around for a bit, one of the girls took me to the back. which consisted of a bunch of sheets separating massage tables with just enough room for the tables. luckily it was mid afternoon so the place was empty. the girl was nice though, she cleaned up my dirty feet and hands from the fall, and then got down to business. her technique was good enough, lots of extra licking everywhere that mattered. but although i could grab her ass, she didn't let me do much else. after the deed was done, she led me back out front and sat me down for a tea. when i was ready to leave, i asked how much and she replied 200k. not a bad price for a bbbj, yet the whole thing was over pretty quick so the experience seemed kind of empty. i much prefer the pampering of a vip massage.

so after work, the next target on the list was starting from the other end of the street (since i didn't want the locals to notice that i'm a perv) was number 12 nguyen hoang ton. i went inside and there was a guy and a young girl sitting at a desk. the guy asked "massage?" and i replied in vietnamese that no i didn't want a massage from him, i wanted the girl. he laughed and told me to go down the stairs behind him. very steep metal stairs that lead outside the back of the building down to what looked like a construction site outside. very third world looking and kind of scary. but the girl told me to just continue and then go back inside the house on the bottom floor. she turned on the lights to the room, which was a typical tam quat setup of a bunch of massage tables separated by curtains. the girl was pretty young, i would be surprised if she was over 22. i was a bit worried that she was wearing pants, so obviously no extra groping would be possible. but to my surprise during the action she was getting pretty worked up and she pulled her pants down and grabbed my hand and put it between her legs. she had really long hair at the top but shaved smooth elsewhere, and her pussy felt really small as she was grinding into my hand. she then took my other hand and placed it under her shirt, but her boobs were less than half the size of what her padded bra advertised. but anyways the experience was pretty fun even if in a questionable setting. after it was over, she was washing up outside and i went back upstairs to the guy at the desk. he asked for 200k and i happily paid it and went on my way.

so the big question is: will i be back to nguyen hoang ton? of course, yes. still lots of other places to try! and it's a quick and cheap way to have some fun. i stocked up on antibacterial soap and have my antibiotics on hand lol. but what i really need today is a good vip massage, seems like forever since i had one, but probably less than two weeks heheh

[Minus]

After reading a few good reports on this place-really easy to find, right off the big airport road near the flower market-I decided to go check it out. I've been twice so far, but I don't think I'll go back. I got excited when I read that here the girls will remove their clothes at the end of the massage and give BBBJ, but I don't know who had this experience, because for me, it's always been very bad and boring, with lots of haggling for tips and really crap attitudes from the girls. I know YMMV, but I'm usually pretty good at reading a place, and I speak fluent Vietnamese, so that wasn't the problem either. After my first bad experience (or just mediocre experience, I guess) , I went back to make sure it wasn't just my own bad luck, but now with two strikes, I don't think I'll return for a third try.

The atmosphere there is really nice, very luxury, and the girls are as cute as most VIP places, so I wouldn't completely discourage people from trying this place out, just wanted to give my experiences. It's always a big turn off to have to haggle over tips, and for me, this is the mark of a bad place. All of my favorite VIP spas must teach their girls not to do this, because I never have trouble at any of them, like Zeus or Oasis. So yeah, I don't know who was saying that standard service here was for the girls to remove their clothes (I thought I read it on this forum!) , but this is certainly not the case. Hope this helps you guys!

I wrote it. 3 month ago. Sorry you had a bad experience. I don't know what is in Sakura now, long time ago not visited, but not surprised about what you experienced.

Funny you mention Zeus! It was one of my favorite spa until 2-3 weeks ago: the guy who escort me to the room told me I have to pay him 500K to choose a girl for me, if I don't pay no girl. I wanted to go when he said okay! Stay! He will bring the girl. The girl appeared. She did the massage. Then she said only HJ, and the HJ price is 100USD. When I tried to change the price she changed to be super grumpy, and don't want to accept anything else. So I gone without any tip.

A year ago my favorite was Moscow, than the average tip rate for HJ moved up to 1 million, and the BJ removed from the menu.

This is Hanoi. Quality and service change day by day.

[Paperman]

After reading a few good reports on this place-really easy to find, right off the big airport road near the flower market-I decided to go check it out. I've been twice so far, but I don't think I'll go back. I got excited when I read that here the girls will remove their clothes at the end of the massage and give BBBJ, but I don't know who had this experience, because for me, it's always been very bad and boring, with lots of haggling for tips and really crap attitudes from the girls. I know YMMV, but I'm usually pretty good at reading a place, and I speak fluent Vietnamese, so that wasn't the problem either. After my first bad experience (or just mediocre experience, I guess) , I went back to make sure it wasn't just my own bad luck, but now with two strikes, I don't think I'll return for a third try.

The atmosphere there is really nice, very luxury, and the girls are as cute as most VIP places, so I wouldn't completely discourage people from trying this place out, just wanted to give my experiences. It's always a big turn off to have to haggle over tips, and for me, this is the mark of a bad place. All of my favorite VIP spas must teach their girls not to do this, because I never have trouble at any of them, like Zeus or Oasis. So yeah, I don't know who was saying that standard service here was for the girls to remove their clothes (I thought I read it on this forum!) , but this is certainly not the case.

Hope this helps you guys!

[Anjum1]

Hi,

I visited Massage One (previously referred to as Geisha Massage) yesterday at 4pm in the afternoon. 92 Nguy Nhu Kon Tum.

Taxi from town costs see. 100k VND.

When I arrived the place was empty with just a receptionist guy. Welcomed me in and showed me the price options. Opted for 90min at 450k. 120min was available at 500k. Was taken up to the third floor and shown the room with jacuzzi and shower. Clean and functional. Soon after Hoa enters and is 6/7 with a nice smile. Does the normal, shower, jacuzzi wash with special attention and then on to the massage table.

5 mins into the massage the standard question and I say yes and she asks you will give tip. Yes! She starts the BJ and has good skills, she was happy with CIM. She gives a light massage for another 30 minutes and says is that enough. Wasn't in the mood for her massage so called it a day and made my way out.

Have her the tip of 300k and went downstairs and paid for the 'massage' 450k.

Total damage 750k.

I would only go back if in the area.

I've recently moved to Hanoi for work and will be here for a few years. Look forward to sharing knowledge and experiences.

[Paperman]

Hello everyone,

I wanted to post an update and review of the Boss KTV in the basement of the Fortuna Hotel. I think most people on this forum know about this place-beautiful women, nice atmosphere, pretty high ticket price. I've always liked it, and found it worth the money spent, for the most part, but I made a trip back a few weeks ago, and learned that they have a few new rules in place for customers, most of which are pretty annoying.

I think someone mentioned that now, if you aren't staying at the hotel, you need to have your passport on you to book a room. I don't know when this was first implemented, but it's definitely true. If you don't have a room booked at the hotel, make sure you bring your passport with you, lest you go home alone! There's also a new rule that even if you go as a single guest, and plan to have a girl sit with you, you still need to spend at least 660,000VND (I think, or around that much) on drinks. This was the worst for me, because I don't want to buy a bottle, and I don't drink all that much when I go out, so it's really just them charging even more to go there, with nothing in return.

In short, it's still a great place to go and have a fun night with a beautiful woman, but these new rules are annoying, making it more expensive than before, and I'm not sure if I'll go back any time soon. I've never been to the Hanoi Hotel KTV, but maybe it's time I gave that one a try, to see if it's any better. Hope this helps you guys.