Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Jon101]

Has anyone tried the kinky massage at Analisa? Please help! Can't decide if its worth it and if its good!

Thanks

I haven't had the kinky massage, but a sensual massage with prostate massage at the end. Did this a few weeks ago. 1 hr THB 1,300.

Did an oil massage with same ending in September last year.

First time was very average. I loved to be touched and teased while face down and there was not much of this. And the PM was not integrated enough into the massage for me. It was a case of "ok, so I've done the massage, now I'm going to get my gloves on and give you the PM." For me I want the PM to be done while I'm getting flustered lying down. I perhaps should have communicated that better in advance, but I'm not sure it would have made much difference.

Second time was better, bit more touching and teasing, but same ending.

Girls were average looking. I didn't try touching them.

[Bangala]

If you pay the money so you get PM, I can give you her email and you can ask her yourself.

I heard from one of her close friends in SW that Yuki went back to her village and she gets a monthly allowance from 2 or 3 customers. She comes to BKK only when they come to Thailand.

Thanks anyway First Lover.

[Dan7373]

Never been to Mango but am tempted to give it a go.

Just to save me a bit of hiking around, Where do you guys think is the best place at the moment in terms of quality and quantity of women (especially 3 holers) please?

Thanks,

If you are looking for 3-holers, then this excludes most massage places. The ones you've listed are the ones to go to.

You might also want to visit Eden Club, where you have to take two ladies at the same time. Ladies there always work in pairs, which means that they are probably better at it than most other women in most other places.

But the number of women at any one place varies a lot even depending on the time of the day you come there. Most attractive women are usually the busiest. Which means that you might need to visit a place several times before you get to see a woman you really like and be able to go with her.

Being in a hurry and having only a couple of days isn't the best situation for enjoying this kind of thing.

[Eric Swiss]

Went to Addict Massage shortly after 2 pm. Impressive line-up of about 20 girls, 5 of which were do-able (and a few of which I'd already done). Air was sitting next to me on the couch playing mamasan and recommended a new girl who'd only been there for a week. She was short, thin, with small natural tits, with a pretty face. So I said yes.

Her name was Mai. She spoke some English. She was a bit shy and inexperienced, but very friendly. Very sensual shower. Decent massage. She flipped me and gave me a nice long BBBJ. Condom time, she barely had a clue how to put one on. Instead of starting cowgirl like all the others she lay down on her back and waited for me to put my man-moves on her. I felt she needed some DATY to loosen up, and surely after I was done with her she was ready for my cock. Missionary was very GFE. All in all a nice experience that was a throwback to my first girlfriends in the 90's.

Highly recommended. Would repeat.

[Mjen1970]

Hi all,

I'm due to arrive in Bangkok on June 6th for a couple of nights before heading down to Pattaya for 10 days or so.

On previous trips I've visited Dr BJs, Snow White (1+2), Cherry (but didn't partake) and Bamboo. I'm not asking about specific girls as I am a believer in turn up and see who takes your fancy.

First time in Tulip was mind-blowing, subsequent visits were not so good.

Snow White has been consistently good for me.

Saw Ploy in Bamboo which was fab.

Never been to Mango but am tempted to give it a go.

Just to save me a bit of hiking around, Where do you guys think is the best place at the moment in terms of quality and quantity of women (especially 3 holers) please?

Thanks,

[Ixgzca]

She was born in 1984, so she is not as young as you may think (or being told). Also I believe another member mentioned she was booking 6 or 7 a day at Cherry, plus BGE on top.

Did you ever book Ploy through Bangkok Gold?

[Dan7373]

As long as you realise you cannot really find the truth. Only a story they want to tell you. Ask the girl as well as the mamas an and see it story is totally consistent, just as a start.

Nope, the Farang surcharge is not waived. I have not met any girl who wanted to return it after going upstairs. It does not depend on your dick size or roughness or whether you are regular. Girls do not get the full Farang surcharge at all venues. Much as that may seem not fair. Are Farangs rougher? I think it may more-so be a combination of power and dick length.

At Thonglor 2, I once had a girl ride me cowgirl very powerfully. She started to bleed, but really it was not my fault as I was just lying there while she impaled herself viciously. I am actually a very slow gentle fucker.

Such bleeding is most likely natural menstruation and not an injury.

Because most young women normally menstruate for at least 3-4 days every month. And the woman can't predict the exact time when her menstruation will start. She usually finds out that she is menstruating, when she sees her blood.

And I can say from my own experience that at least some Thai women have real concerns about the big dick size of some Farangs. Because my regular Thai lady even had to see a doctor and get some treatment for bruising and tearing she had after having sex with me. It wasn't just my big dick size that was the problem. It was the use of condoms, whose lube dried out, which caused a lot of friction for her.

There is no way she would've had this problem with me, if we weren't using condoms. Because I'm not circumcised and the skin around my cock is so loose that my cock moves mostly within its own skin, without causing much friction for the lady at all. It's the use of condoms that stops this natural mechanism from working and causes too much friction for the lady. Because wearing a condom prevents the uncircumcised cock from moving much within its own loose skin.

Of course, if you are circumcised, then wearing a condom or not doesn't make much difference in terms of friction for the lady. Because circumcised cock usually doesn't have any loose skin within which it can move.

[JonzBoy]

Has anyone tried the kinky massage at Analisa? Please help! Can't decide if its worth it and if its good!

Thanks

Tried this place two weeks ago. 2 K for two hours all inclusive for the prostate style massage. Girl was a sweet looking 30 ish, but that was the high point. Totally disinterested attitude, robotic massage and HJ. Declined the gloved finger inside. Refused me access inside clothing. All finished inside 90 minutes. Will never return here again.

[Member #4263]

Out of curiosity to find out the real reason behind the surcharge, I asked a mamasan at one of the more popular, classy MPs (farang surcharge of THB1,000) concerning this. Here's the explanation I got:

1. Farang surcharge applies only to Farangs (Westerners) and Indians.

2. Syzygies's theory on bigger dicks and increased risk of injury is the number 1 reason.

3. The above categories of customers tend to be rough with the girls as compared to S.E.Asian / East Asian (based on general feedback from the girls).

4. Girls here get the full surcharge amount (MP takes none).

I'm guessing on a case-to-case basis, if a farang repeats a girl, and the girl knows him to be non-violent or rough, and does not carry a canon between his legs, the surcharge could be waived (decision would be on the girl, since this surcharge goes into her pocket eventually).

Makes sense. I can accept that. As much as I believe I'm not too rough by Western standards, it may be perceived differently by Asians.

[ThugDada]

Yesterday went to A touch of class massage near emporium.

Choose a girl name Ann (But not Anne on the website http://www.atouchofclassbangkok.com) , she have irregular teeth, but the look & body is my type.

Take a 2300 bth package. Bring me upstairs then.

DFK shower DFK CBJ doggystyle mission unload shower massage DFK CBJ cowgirl doggy mission unload, 2 shot.

I have a good session with her, love her GFE.

Got her Line ID but when I try to search, system said unknown. I think she typed the wrong ID.

If anyone tried her please let ask her Line ID. And let me know, she a gem.

[TeleBiker]

Ploy is relatively young (22 she says) , but she can perform well on her own. PSE all the way, takes vigorous anal just fine and still remains so sweet. As for experience, she's probably been in the business for 2+ (not all at Cherry) , and it does not exactly take 10 years to gain expertise in her line of work, especially when dealing with 1-4 guys per day, every day (I reckon she is quite popular). That's 30-100 dicks per month, more or less, so learning is fast, especially in a soapy like Cherry where customers and staff expect a lot more than your usual starfish sex.

She was born in 1984, so she is not as young as you may think (or being told). Also I believe another member mentioned she was booking 6 or 7 a day at Cherry, plus BGE on top.

[Paul Kausch]

And of course you believed her? LOL!

Is that what I wrote?

[Traveler1234]

Goldie has told me she did not like to hire former MP girls.

And of course you believed her? LOL!

[First Lover]

Does anyone know what happened to Yuki of Snow White?

She is still on their web site but she has not gone to the shop for about a month and the lady boy and ladies working there don't give info. Has she changed shop? I had very good sessions with her.

If you pay the money so you get PM, I can give you her email and you can ask her yourself.

[Syzygies]

Out of curiosity to find out the real reason behind the surcharge, I asked a mamasan at one of the more popular, classy MPs (farang surcharge of THB1,000) concerning this. Here's the explanation I got:

1. Farang surcharge applies only to Farangs (Westerners) and Indians.

2. Syzygies's theory on bigger dicks and increased risk of injury is the number 1 reason.

3. The above categories of customers tend to be rough with the girls as compared to S.E.Asian / East Asian (based on general feedback from the girls).

4. Girls here get the full surcharge amount (MP takes none).

I'm guessing on a case-to-case basis, if a farang repeats a girl, and the girl knows him to be non-violent or rough, and does not carry a canon between his legs, the surcharge could be waived (decision would be on the girl, since this surcharge goes into her pocket eventually).

As long as you realise you cannot really find the truth. Only a story they want to tell you. Ask the girl as well as the mamas an and see it story is totally consistent, just as a start.

Nope, the Farang surcharge is not waived. I have not met any girl who wanted to return it after going upstairs. It does not depend on your dick size or roughness or whether you are regular. Girls do not get the full Farang surcharge at all venues. Much as that may seem not fair. Are Farangs rougher? I think it may more-so be a combination of power and dick length.

At Thonglor 2, I once had a girl ride me cowgirl very powerfully. She started to bleed, but really it was not my fault as I was just lying there while she impaled herself viciously. I am actually a very slow gentle fucker.