New Delhi

[KinkyKaran]

Called the SP located in south Delhi and got good review from him about the present bird with him.

Went to his den. Small chit chat and started the action.

Bird is not new to this thing so gave everything without asking. Good BBBJ but CIM was not in the menu.

Tried every possible way though back entry was restricted.

Took good 30 minutes to finish the deed.

Report card.

Bird 7/10.

Assests 7/10 firm and perfect cording to height.

Den 8/10.

Attitude and cooperation 8/10 a big chatter though.

Damage 2 k.

WIR yes for sure.

[Gventke]

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[JJamvant]

ROFL!

JJ you are really a charmer. Your company can be more entertaining that the same of ms K or ms D or even some ms DD..

Humbleness is a virtue CucumberGuy – and you have it.

Only few know what a chupaa ustaad (true senior) you are.

Your modest disciple.

JJ

[Big Chill]

So bros, I finally got the chance to meet the legend MRahul. After some small trouble locating him, had some rolls and a stiff vodka-limca mix, courtesy MRahul. By the way, he is a real gem of a person and amazing host. Did the rounds of the malls too visit the well-known 'stars' here, some were 'back-to-back' busy, haha. Finally went to Spa O. Fixed to meet Miss A at spa manager's recommendation. Game starts! A is so short, slim, long hair, silky smooth brown skin. What a sexy package! Negotiated hard for FS (apparently, she doesn't really do it, the presence of MRahul must have made the difference). She gives in and after a brief but pleasurable massage I grab her sexy little body. It was a long hard FK for 1 HR (thanks to MRahul for preparing his special long endurance 'Duracell' vodka cocktail! She has a really cute attitude, a real little bunny. Finished with her sweat and juices all over my body. Quick wash and paid 1 k at the counter. Stepped out and after a long and fun chat with MRahul left. This guy is the King of RG malls, almost every spa owner and girl seems to know him. Thanks!

[Member #4767]

Can someone please suggest me hotels where IDs of both the person is not required? Any area in Delhi will do, I have this girl who doesn't have ID, required for overnight.

Have sent you PM, check your Inbox. Jas.

[Jstlookin]

Hey,

I'm new to this posts. Interested in service taken by you. So if you can help it out. I didn't have pm service.

If your pockets are as deep, who am I to dick block you. I would happily share the contact. Just get PM. We need to keep in mind that Jackson needs his fun too, after all the assumption is the he too has a Johnny.

I am going to try this girl again, we are friends on Facebook and I can't get over her bloody smile and beauty. Missed her terribly yesterday night. She could be a Bollywood star. Very easy. In fact looks and feels much better then most. She is only here for another 6 months or till the time she has about 6 lakhs.

What I did forget to mention was that in between all our sessions, I actually gave the lady ab workout lessons. We discussed my physique. Told her I used to box back in the good old days, immediately she was on the floor showing me. Her workout regime, made a few changes and showed her the right way to do it, and gave her a diet plan.

Now that sort of interaction would be or should be considered GFE.

[MD007]

I can imagine it can be very frustrating paying 3 K for the massage with no extras at uber luxury. The girls there are good looking and polished but their massage skills are average to above average. Besides they are expensive, they won't budge below 5 K for B2 B & HJ. Although once you are a regular, you can manage FS too in the same amount. Most girls won't give BBBJ too.

Even talking of B2 B, specially the NI ones don't know the concept of b2 b. I don't know about the Thai ones, but others do not know the meaning of b2 b. You can play with their bodies and have some fun but than is it worth 5 K but in total we are talking of 8 K including the counter charges.

So after abstinence was practised for a while, I decided to venture out to GGN on Sunday, with a couple of spa tips that were handy I ended up in one of the malls to try out these places. First place I went to was in the mall where the uber lux spa is located, but on the first floor. Got a girl (who was not recommended) and it was a laugh getting a girl in a hot top and mini skirt to massage you for the entire one hour because I was not going to agree to her price of 4 K for FS or 2 K for B2 B. The girl tried to negotiate twice, but I told her, it's not that I don't have the ability to pay, it's just that I do not see value in paying that much and that I pay only a certain price. Since she had no massage skills to speak of, we just chatted and she massaged to the best of her ability and I left it at that (she did have a pretty face and a nice waist a shame that more value couldn't be extracted).

I tried Groupon for a couple of other spas, but the app on the phone just refused to accept payment. In any case, I finally decided to take the plunge and surrendered my CC at the counter at the Uber Lux Spa, at least need to experience this place once. Our King had recommended a Thai therapist for something he calls a 'screaming HJ'. I was intrigued. The counter charges at this place have gone up from 2,800 to 3,000. I could have taken a membership, but I would rather not at a place where they do not allow you to sneak protection in and there have been reports in the past about barebacking. So the thai masseuse was roughly between 35 to 40, also dolled up, because apparently this is what the business has come to. She immediately got very comfortable in my presence with the very basic touristy Thai that I tried to use on her. She was surprised why I had oil on me and I explained to her this is the result of a less than satisfying massage from a NE girl..

[Jstlookin]

ROFLMAXX!

DCG dude this requires a juicy detailed description in your inimitable style!! WTF happened that made this bro think of you as an SP?

Can't wait to hear the story!

DCG game me contact of some SPs and wrote me like 5 msgs with exquisite details. All was fine. I call the SP and ask him to send me pics over email, because I don't do whatsupp.

So the SP is like, OK SMS me your email ID and I will ask DCG to send you the pics.

Now I can understand DCG is a regular client and blah blah but it was a bit wack that the SP could ask and DCG would time off his life to do so. I am DCG is a very kind person but this was weird. So just casually asked if he was an SP too. And the fact that DCG seems to be screwing pretty much every WG in Delhi. NCR area.

That was it, DCG was super pissed but very diplomatically, obviously he is into Ahimsa too. Referring to his past posts, told me to [CodeWord140] off and never write to him again.

[CucumberGuy]

ROFL!

JJ, you are really a charmer. Your company can be more entertaining that the same of Ms K or Ms D or even some Ms DD.

Effect of Ms. K on economy.

By JJ Reuters (he he).

New Delhi: Ms. K has done it. There has been a noticeable increase in the metro revenue on the Akshardham metro line which will now allow the metro authorities to run 10 bogie trains on the track to increase revenue. There has also been a conspicuous augmentation in the income of rickshaw pullers that ply in the area. Thanks to Ms. K, these men can now afford better quality tobacco. Even the LG of Delhi has gleefully noticed this upsurge of business in that entire area with sales of vendors selling condoms, water bottles, cigarettes, tobacco reaching record levels. The LG will be holing a facilitation ceremony to honor of Ms. K soon. Naturally, all are invited.

P.S: The ticket cost will remain 2.5 K!

.

[JJamvant]

So after abstinence was practised for a while, I decided to venture out to GGN on Sunday, with a couple of spa tips that were handy I ended up in one of the malls to try out these places. First place I went to was in the mall where the uber lux spa is located, but on the first floor. Got a girl (who was not recommended) and it was a laugh getting a girl in a hot top and mini skirt to massage you for the entire one hour because I was not going to agree to her price of 4 K for FS or 2 K for B2 B. The girl tried to negotiate twice, but I told her, it's not that I don't have the ability to pay, it's just that I do not see value in paying that much and that I pay only a certain price. Since she had no massage skills to speak of, we just chatted and she massaged to the best of her ability and I left it at that (she did have a pretty face and a nice waist a shame that more value couldn't be extracted).

I tried Groupon for a couple of other spas, but the app on the phone just refused to accept payment. In any case, I finally decided to take the plunge and surrendered my CC at the counter at the Uber Lux Spa, at least need to experience this place once. Our King had recommended a Thai therapist for something he calls a 'screaming HJ'. I was intrigued..

My impressions about this spa are validated, yet again. Thanks for the report.

P.S: the amounts lalas (local businessmen) hurl at WG / MG is not funny. Easily earnt is easily spent (I guess).

[JJamvant]

Brothers,

It has been a while since we have had any posts about the student's Mecca for mongering. I myself paid my first homage while I was a student in Delhi more than a decade back.

And, both due to paucity of information and proximity to the railway station. I visited the den 5 times this year. And, I am myself surprised to report that my experience has been much better than what is commonly believed about the road.

Experience 1: I went in with a babe on 2nd floor, purely mechanical. And, when I was coming out saw Prachi (from Meghalaya). She was wearing a saree and had ample boobs. After recouping for an hour, went back again with her, the experience was slightly less mechanical but boy, the girl was sexy. I still get a hard on thinking of her..

Perhaps the black hole spirals down into a government hospital bro. Don't dip your nacho in the same salsa that a hundred rickshaw pullers share.

Just my half cents worth.

P.S: I have been wanting to take a tour of the area as well, but, just a tour.

[DelhiMonger69]

Can someone please suggest me hotels where IDs of both the person is not required? Any area in Delhi will do, I have this girl who doesn't have ID, required for overnight.

There is a hotel [Names in Code Deleted by Admin] grand near Delhi Haryana border. Some 500 mts before the border. Completely safe and sound. Have used it a lot of times. They do not require ID of the gal. But you have to provide your ID. Rooms start at 3 k, but privacy is 100 percent assured. For more info please send pm. I will guide you better over there.

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[ActionOriented]

So after abstinence was practised for a while, I decided to venture out to GGN on Sunday, with a couple of spa tips that were handy I ended up in one of the malls to try out these places. First place I went to was in the mall where the uber lux spa is located, but on the first floor. Got a girl (who was not recommended) and it was a laugh getting a girl in a hot top and mini skirt to massage you for the entire one hour because I was not going to agree to her price of 4 K for FS or 2 K for B2 B. The girl tried to negotiate twice, but I told her, it's not that I don't have the ability to pay, it's just that I do not see value in paying that much and that I pay only a certain price. Since she had no massage skills to speak of, we just chatted and she massaged to the best of her ability and I left it at that (she did have a pretty face and a nice waist a shame that more value couldn't be extracted).

I tried Groupon for a couple of other spas, but the app on the phone just refused to accept payment. In any case, I finally decided to take the plunge and surrendered my CC at the counter at the Uber Lux Spa, at least need to experience this place once. Our King had recommended a Thai therapist for something he calls a 'screaming HJ'. I was intrigued. The counter charges at this place have gone up from 2,800 to 3,000. I could have taken a membership, but I would rather not at a place where they do not allow you to sneak protection in and there have been reports in the past about barebacking. So the thai masseuse was roughly between 35 to 40, also dolled up, because apparently this is what the business has come to. She immediately got very comfortable in my presence with the very basic touristy Thai that I tried to use on her. She was surprised why I had oil on me and I explained to her this is the result of a less than satisfying massage from a NE girl. She more than made up for a good massage which I had been craving. But when it came time to negotiate extras, I remained adamant and refused all offers because they just seemed outrageous. I do understand that when in Rome, play like the Romans. But I was not going to shell out 5 K for B2 B and BJ (where her initial quote began at 8 K). This place has 21 massage rooms and over 20 girls and out of them earlier they had a stock of 7-8 thai girls but that has now come down to just 3. Well all this information doesn't mean anything for me, because I am not likely to go back to this spa again, unless I am feeling particularly rich.

On my way out and after changing in the locker room, I was behind this guy who was paying up his tip to the security guy. He took out a fat wad of cash and he told the security guy that somebody would have to accompany him to his car for the rest of the money. The tip that this guy had agreed with his girl was 13,000. I was so shocked that after half a joint and a smoke in my car I still couldn't digest how badly the market forces were being influenced in GGN. While I do know there are several board members who know where to look for great deals in GGN, this one-off incident made my stomach turn and I do hope for the sake of his 13 K that guy really got the time of his life. As for me, it was a dry day, I spent the evening chilling with VC, after two massages in the same mall.

[TheBeatless]

Hi guys,

Need some indie contacts in Ggn preferably a HW or an older gal. If you do have anything to share kindly PM me. Exchange guaranteed.

This is my 2 yr of paid subscription and have really enjoyed it so far.

Thanks

[Raj45]

A very entertaining and sporty FR.

You must be an avid cricketer to have written this report full of terminology from their game.

But the crux being that K is a champion team in herself to give you an inning defeat. And as Jj just pointed she has already lifted many trophies. Hope she continues her scoring.

Hi every body,

As you know I m a new player on ISG Pitch (Point to be noted my lord "on ISG pitch" Like every one I also want to play some memorable inning in this game and for that I needed a good and experienced coach. So I contacted some of big Names of this world. I think two of them are busy in guiding others but All's favorite Rahul84 and Delhi the thanda munda DCG came forward for my help. They provided some very useful tips along with the name of Players with whom I can play with. Believe me it was so confusing to decide my first opponent. But I always believe "The better the opponent, the better you perform". So I went for the best as per public demand. Should I need to tell her name also? I know every one got it. Yes it is K. I approached her on phone two days back but call was unanswered. You can guess my frustration level at that time. Took a deep breath and text her. Start waiting and wow after an hour or so I got the reply...