Bangalore

**NKryptor** · 01-14-15 20:50

I think I woke up my entire house laughing my ass off. They asked me what the hell I am laughing for at 1 am and all I could say before starting the laughing about again was vegetables!

Originally Posted by Exnri [View Original Post]

Is that you always attack from the back.

See, the veggies are like the watering hole. Thats where the prey head. Any predator worth his salt would stake out there. There's no need to "know" anything dude, this is primal stuff. Evolution has already put this in our DNA. Yours and mine and everybody else's.

Currently, I operate in tiger mode. Solo. Once I have my housewife harem all built up and trained, I plan to go into lion mode. The lionesses all scare the prey. And BAM, the lion lands up scoring!

**Exnri** · 01-14-15 20:44

Is that you always attack from the back.

See, the veggies are like the watering hole. Thats where the prey head. Any predator worth his salt would stake out there. There's no need to "know" anything dude, this is primal stuff. Evolution has already put this in our DNA. Yours and mine and everybody else's.

Currently, I operate in tiger mode. Solo. Once I have my housewife harem all built up and trained, I plan to go into lion mode. The lionesses all scare the prey. And BAM, the lion lands up scoring!

Originally Posted by VictorStar [View Original Post]

Seriously. How do you know and how do you approach them dude?

**Hpvs15** · 01-14-15 20:44

Bro.

Are you trying to give us a laugh here or are you serious about melon / lemon / carrot. Need to visit the veggies section for sure now.

Originally Posted by Eliksir [View Original Post]

Search for the ones that'd be playing with melons or lemons or carrots. Grab the melon / lemon / carrot and put it into your basket / kart. They'll follow you.

**Exnri** · 01-14-15 20:34

All I do is go WHAM BAM. And thank you ma'am. Just because I caught them in a moment of lust doesn't mean I forgo basic courtesies.

I usually fund their entire grocery purchase too.

Originally Posted by PapiMama [View Original Post]

Are they good veggies, do you have any digits?

**Ajay2203** · 01-14-15 20:33

Originally Posted by NKryptor [View Original Post]

Looks like IFuckDesi managed to bring out the funny side of all the ISG members. Desperately was needed with all the LE stuff going on.

I wonder how this guys gets 3-4 awesome babes to lay. Too good to be true. I smell fish.

**NKryptor** · 01-14-15 20:30

Looks like IFuckDesi managed to bring out the funny side of all the ISG members. Desperately was needed with all the LE stuff going on.

Originally Posted by Eliksir [View Original Post]

Search for the ones that'd be playing with melons or lemons or carrots. Grab the melon / lemon / carrot and put it into your basket / kart. They'll follow you.

**KrishnaMongers** · 01-14-15 19:42

Originally Posted by AshishAshes [View Original Post]

Bro she is a married bong, guess her husband is pimping her.

Bro can you please give me her FB profile ID? Please PM me the details.

Thanks,

Krishna

**SureshMca22** · 01-14-15 19:38

Hahaa.

Very hilarious ones. Loving the posts!!

Originally Posted by Eliksir [View Original Post]

Search for the ones that'd be playing with melons or lemons or carrots. Grab the melon / lemon / carrot and put it into your basket / kart. They'll follow you.

**Ashish Ashes** · 01-14-15 19:16

Originally Posted by IMatrix123 [View Original Post]

Got her contact rather unexpectedly through FB.

She has a profile on FB and my my, her pictures are fucking scintillating.

Sent her a friend request a while back and she finally added me last week.

Started chatting with her and she quoted 15 K for ST and 30 K for the night.

Agreed for 12 K. (ridiculous I know, after seeing the pics, johnny to over: P).

Met up with her the next day for ST (2 hrs).

Had a great time with her, she's one of the best I have had so far in Bangalore. (I would rate her at par with Aisha or better).

Not a time watcher, a great GFE. Open to all positions, except anal.

Looks 8/10.

Body - 9/10.

Boobs 8/10.

Ass -9/10.

BBJ - 8/10.

Service - 9/10.

Overall - 8. 5/10.

WIR. Yes, if I can get the price down to something more reasonable.

Cheers.

P.S.: You can easily find her on FB. If she adds you, its your lucky day.

Bro she is a married bong, guess her husband is pimping her.

**SureshMca22** · 01-14-15 19:07

Oh oh, with all the LE & other things happening, I was thinking Thai option sounds cool, no issues, no tensions, etc. , except for the overall cost, but.

Any issues foreseen, with Thai stamp on PP?

Originally Posted by CoolXdude [View Original Post]

VFM?

Love the 3 option but worried to get Thai stamped on PP.

**PapiMama** · 01-14-15 18:10

Are they good veggies, do you have any digits?

Originally Posted by Exnri [View Original Post]

I pick up my aunties at Reliance Fresh. Just bang them like crazy near the fresh vegetables section!

**CoolXdude** · 01-14-15 18:03

Looks good.

Originally Posted by AdikaPoor [View Original Post]

Has anyone had this babe? Anyone has her direct no / or someone who can help.

Please share your review if anyone has had her. Appreciate if you can share any contacts and info around service and charges.

Adi

**Eliksir** · 01-14-15 17:42

Originally Posted by VictorStar [View Original Post]

Seriously. How do you know and how do you approach them dude?

Search for the ones that'd be playing with melons or lemons or carrots. Grab the melon / lemon / carrot and put it into your basket / kart. They'll follow you.

**Bangathon** · 01-14-15 17:08

Hello fellow mongers,

Got a lot of queries for her number after I posted the FR. Well unfortunately I was away from mongering for the last month. Have replied to a lot of messages today. Will reply to the rest soon. Meanwhile the members who have already received my reply please reciprocate with good inde contacts.

Cheers,

Bangathon

**RahulSharma140** · 01-14-15 15:46

Hey guys.

Could someone please suggest me some good GFE hotels in koramangala. Would be very much obliged. Need one ASAP. Will post the FR later. Ne body who can help can PM me.

Happy mongering guys.