Bangalore

[DipakXxx]

This is superb. Great write up mate. I enjoyed reading it although not much help in improving my sex life.

Or, purchasing power parity adjusted price bench marking of extra-curricular activities in Bangalore.

Let's start with few baselines.

Why US for comparison? Dollar is a stable currency. Plenty of options to compare. Similar in legal status as India. Because I can.

$1= Rs 60 (always noted in brackets).

Massage in US: $40 (Rs 2400) for 30 mins, $60 (Rs 3600) for an hour.

Tips: $40 (Rs 2400) for a HJ, $60 (3600) for exceptional TL or fingering, $100-$120 (6000-7200) for FS.

Total: 1 HR+1 HJ $100 (6000), FS $160 (9600).

Truck stop options: $40-60 (2400-3600) for a quickie.

Better motels: $60-80 (3600-4800) You sometimes find gems here. Again quickie and no GFE.

BP advertisers in big cities: $80-$200 and up. (4800 - 12000) You will be stupid to pay anyone 200 from an BP ad. Its usually non-GFE and ends up in a quickie. IMHO, this should be kind of last option and never should be paid more than $120 (7200).

Lower-end Chinese GFE and other lower-end reviewed GFE: $160-200 (9600 - 12000) Usually includes a shower together, BBBJ, DFK, 2-shots and a decent GFE. But, hit and miss sometimes, hence the slightly lower price tag.

Higher-end Korean GFE: $200 - $250 (12000-15000). 1 HR, co-ed shower, BBBJ (starts in shower), DFK and 2-shots with little bit of massage as well. You have to finish the two shots in one hour though. Best value for money.

Indies - $160 - $500 ($160 for 1 shot and the $500 ones usually include a dinner date + multiple hour companionship tailored to make it feel like an actual GFE).

Finally, I-am-Dan-Bilzarian, if-you-ask-you-can't-afford level: Don't know what happens at this level. I am a value monger and would probably die a value monger regardless of how much money I make. (People change with time and money though. So, if I were you, I won't hold my breath on that claim).

Bangalore options:

MP: 1500-2500.

Tips: 500/1000 - whatever allowance my mom gave me this week.

Total: 2000/2500 for a HJ with some TL, 3000/3500 and up for FS.

Now, lets analyze this data for a bit. Assuming commercial rent is similar and the SPA owners need to make similar returns. The sticker price is quite close to what I would expect it to be.

Cost in India for similar products (where service component is involved) is around the 50-60% mark of US $ sticker price.

Tips: 25-30% of tips in US. This is also inline if you peg this to rent, the single largest determinant of purely service based cost (commodities costs are similar, cost of healthcare / education is ignored / evened out). Of course, this is a excessively simplified model.

Another reason for taking professional MPs as the baseline is that they are run as a pro business (on the surface) at both places. Prices generally don't fluctuate (as they do with SPs and indies), and price is insensitive to demand. Quality of service and experience is also very inline and comparable. Finally, they mostly run in the grey zone of legal system, so legal crackdown has little effect on their availability and pricing. Their are sufficient options and their knowledge is publicly available, so almost no significant information arbitrage or club exclusivity that leads to price setting.

So, if we are good till this point, we should consider 50-60% US sticker price where there is a product + service (ie. Hotel incall, store front, service apartment, B2B MP etc), and 25-30% when its just tips.

MPs. Trends and C9's of the world. At parity, this is our baseline.

Mimi's Den - 1 HR, 1 shot GFE in motel like atmosphere - $30 - $50 (1800-3000). We are paying at least 500, at most 1700 in excess here.

B2 B MP with FS - 1 HR, 1 shot GFE - $80 - $100 (4800 - 6000). I know I can score GFE FS in MPs for 3500 and non-GFE for 500 less. So we are actually good on the price. But the quality leaves much to be desired.

If you add the lower-end SPs to this list. We are actually quite close to value here. So, if you find a good B2 B MP where you are getting GFE level FS with good looking girls, lets meet for beer soon.

Non-GFE options should be at least 20% cheaper, ie. FS, 1 HR /1 shot - 3800-4800. So we are good here.

Tier-1 (non-intermediary) SPs: GFE, 2 shot - $100 - $150 (50-60% of $200-$250). So, about 6000-9000. So, in that case, assuming what Milo was offering me today and Prakash yesterday was absolute top of the line GFE, 9 k would have been the right price. But, I know they were not. So, a 6 k for 2 shots would have been the right price.

1 shot (its usually half hour) 50-60% of $120-140 is 3000 - 5000. So, both for SP Pr and Mi, 4 k for 1 shot would have been on point. I would have emotionally paid. 5 k extra if I had it my wallet today.

Indie -.

Incall - 50-60% of $140-500 = 4200 (1 shot) - 18000 (multiple hour dinner date GFE).

Outcall - 25-30% of $140-500 = 2100 (1 shot) - 9000 (multi-hour, multi-shot).

*note that normally one won't do 1 shot outcall. So outlier can be safely ignored.

To summarize -.

1. Sticker price of 1500-2500 for massage. 2500 for absolute top-end eat fruit salad out of my hand kind of place. Tips - 500/1000 for HJ, 1000-2000 for FS. Total FS never to exceed 3500-4500 (again 4500 is GFE at top end).

2. B2 B MP with FS. 3800 - 6000. Although 6000 would mean you are getting GFE, plus multiple shots, which is a unlikely singular event in Bangalore. So, stick to that 3000-4500 as the right range.

3. Tier-1 SP - 3 k-5 k (1 shot), 6 k-9 k (2 shot).

4. Indie incall - 4.2 k - 18 k.

Outcall - 2.1 k - 9 k.

Couple of finer points.

A) you can argue that Indians more horny and normal sex is less available. And, hence more demand and hence premium pricing. I will strongly argue against that on two grounds. One, it is less about actual amount of sex we get and more of a social behavior issue in the way we publicly display and speak about sexual lives. Two, the demand hypothesis doesn't stand as there is a significantly higher available supply base as well.

B) If you are seriously wondering that I don't have a job and a life. You will probably be right on both fronts. Got anything interesting for me?

[Robocop38]

What about G? Any reports? Pics look good.

G doesn't give B2B or extras and massage is waste.

[Jignesh]

Or, purchasing power parity adjusted price bench marking of extra-curricular activities in Bangalore.

Let's start with few baselines.

Why US for comparison? Dollar is a stable currency. Plenty of options to compare. Similar in legal status as India. Because I can.

$1= Rs 60 (always noted in brackets).

Massage in US: $40 (Rs 2400) for 30 mins, $60 (Rs 3600) for an hour.

Tips: $40 (Rs 2400) for a HJ, $60 (3600) for exceptional TL or fingering, $100-$120 (6000-7200) for FS.

Total: 1 HR+1 HJ $100 (6000), FS $160 (9600).

Truck stop options: $40-60 (2400-3600) for a quickie.

Better motels: $60-80 (3600-4800) You sometimes find gems here. Again quickie and no GFE.

BP advertisers in big cities: $80-$200 and up. (4800 - 12000) You will be stupid to pay anyone 200 from an BP ad. Its usually non-GFE and ends up in a quickie. IMHO, this should be kind of last option and never should be paid more than $120 (7200).

Lower-end Chinese GFE and other lower-end reviewed GFE: $160-200 (9600 - 12000) Usually includes a shower together, BBBJ, DFK, 2-shots and a decent GFE. But, hit and miss sometimes, hence the slightly lower price tag.

Higher-end Korean GFE: $200 - $250 (12000-15000). 1 HR, co-ed shower, BBBJ (starts in shower), DFK and 2-shots with little bit of massage as well. You have to finish the two shots in one hour though. Best value for money.

Indies - $160 - $500 ($160 for 1 shot and the $500 ones usually include a dinner date + multiple hour companionship tailored to make it feel like an actual GFE).

Finally, I-am-Dan-Bilzarian, if-you-ask-you-can't-afford level: Don't know what happens at this level. I am a value monger and would probably die a value monger regardless of how much money I make. (People change with time and money though. So, if I were you, I won't hold my breath on that claim).

Bangalore options:

MP: 1500-2500.

Tips: 500/1000 - whatever allowance my mom gave me this week.

Total: 2000/2500 for a HJ with some TL, 3000/3500 and up for FS.

Now, lets analyze this data for a bit. Assuming commercial rent is similar and the SPA owners need to make similar returns. The sticker price is quite close to what I would expect it to be.

Cost in India for similar products (where service component is involved) is around the 50-60% mark of US $ sticker price.

Tips: 25-30% of tips in US. This is also inline if you peg this to rent, the single largest determinant of purely service based cost (commodities costs are similar, cost of healthcare / education is ignored / evened out). Of course, this is a excessively simplified model.

Another reason for taking professional MPs as the baseline is that they are run as a pro business (on the surface) at both places. Prices generally don't fluctuate (as they do with SPs and indies), and price is insensitive to demand. Quality of service and experience is also very inline and comparable. Finally, they mostly run in the grey zone of legal system, so legal crackdown has little effect on their availability and pricing. Their are sufficient options and their knowledge is publicly available, so almost no significant information arbitrage or club exclusivity that leads to price setting.

So, if we are good till this point, we should consider 50-60% US sticker price where there is a product + service (ie. Hotel incall, store front, service apartment, B2B MP etc), and 25-30% when its just tips.

MPs. Trends and C9's of the world. At parity, this is our baseline.

Mimi's Den - 1 HR, 1 shot GFE in motel like atmosphere - $30 - $50 (1800-3000). We are paying at least 500, at most 1700 in excess here.

B2 B MP with FS - 1 HR, 1 shot GFE - $80 - $100 (4800 - 6000). I know I can score GFE FS in MPs for 3500 and non-GFE for 500 less. So we are actually good on the price. But the quality leaves much to be desired.

If you add the lower-end SPs to this list. We are actually quite close to value here. So, if you find a good B2 B MP where you are getting GFE level FS with good looking girls, lets meet for beer soon.

Non-GFE options should be at least 20% cheaper, ie. FS, 1 HR /1 shot - 3800-4800. So we are good here.

Tier-1 (non-intermediary) SPs: GFE, 2 shot - $100 - $150 (50-60% of $200-$250). So, about 6000-9000. So, in that case, assuming what Milo was offering me today and Prakash yesterday was absolute top of the line GFE, 9 k would have been the right price. But, I know they were not. So, a 6 k for 2 shots would have been the right price.

1 shot (its usually half hour) 50-60% of $120-140 is 3000 - 5000. So, both for SP Pr and Mi, 4 k for 1 shot would have been on point. I would have emotionally paid. 5 k extra if I had it my wallet today.

Indie -.

Incall - 50-60% of $140-500 = 4200 (1 shot) - 18000 (multiple hour dinner date GFE).

Outcall - 25-30% of $140-500 = 2100 (1 shot) - 9000 (multi-hour, multi-shot).

*note that normally one won't do 1 shot outcall. So outlier can be safely ignored.

To summarize -.

1. Sticker price of 1500-2500 for massage. 2500 for absolute top-end eat fruit salad out of my hand kind of place. Tips - 500/1000 for HJ, 1000-2000 for FS. Total FS never to exceed 3500-4500 (again 4500 is GFE at top end).

2. B2 B MP with FS. 3800 - 6000. Although 6000 would mean you are getting GFE, plus multiple shots, which is a unlikely singular event in Bangalore. So, stick to that 3000-4500 as the right range.

3. Tier-1 SP - 3 k-5 k (1 shot), 6 k-9 k (2 shot).

4. Indie incall - 4.2 k - 18 k.

Outcall - 2.1 k - 9 k.

Couple of finer points.

A) you can argue that Indians more horny and normal sex is less available. And, hence more demand and hence premium pricing. I will strongly argue against that on two grounds. One, it is less about actual amount of sex we get and more of a social behavior issue in the way we publicly display and speak about sexual lives. Two, the demand hypothesis doesn't stand as there is a significantly higher available supply base as well.

B) If you are seriously wondering that I don't have a job and a life. You will probably be right on both fronts. Got anything interesting for me?

[Jignesh]

This is going to be long. Both for sharing and for my own records lest I forget over time.

Tldr; Dennis / Demi is alright, but not something I will go out of way for. Milo has something tempting. Sagar hospital has moved yet again (just few buildings). Gratis (free) Durex super thin.

Longer version.

Never got through to Rahul or Sultan (still looking for references). Needed to bring this hunt to an end.

Day started with messages to Muskan and calls to Kapoor. Muskan is out of town (Delhi), would be back only on Monday. Kapoor didn't pick up the call or respond to whatsapp.

Contacted this multi-city aggregator out of nowhere. Sent me some really good looking profiles and asked for 15 k and 25 k for an hour. I asked him to get his back to where it came out of.

Just as I was about to give up, called Milo. As usual, he was courteous and good to talk to. Said he has two girls available, one in UB City and another in a equally high-end 4 star hotel in middle of town. I was like - "whoa! When did you upgrade from CMH service apartment to UB City". Anyway, sent me the profiles. Pics of the UB City one was recently shared in the forum. 15 k, 1 hour / shot. I think what has happened here is that instead of multi-level brokering, few of them have gone into a cooperative deal. Where they all split the cost of rental and market independently and then divide the profits evenly. (There was a post by Ashwinder last year on the detailed breakdown of costs).

Anyway, this is out of range, so skip. Next one in the 4 star is a fair, young, good looking GND. In fact, one of her pictures looked like was a selfie in a college corridor. Got super excited. Price quoted was 6 k, 1 hour / shot. I countered at 4 k right away. He hesitates and pins it at 5 k. I tell him that I actually have less than 5 k in my pocket and I don't want to visit the ATM (this was true). He didn't budge. Not even for 4. 5 k. Some kind of agreement in the nexus not to peddle for less than 5 k at any cost. He even gave excuses that the room in that hotel costs 7 k per day (I don't disbelieve considering the hotel brand).

Anyway, Milo then suggests me to go to his friends place in JP Nagar. I asked him if these are the Sagar hospital folks and he says. No no, different, go see for yourself. Battled through afternoon traffic across Silk Board to reach JP Nagar. Turns out, it is the Sagar hospital folks who have moved 3 buildings down from where they were on 100 ft road. No way, I was going to stay for the WGs. Walked away. Back to Milo for final negotiation and it didn't work, so that's that. May be next week. He did promise me that quality is guaranteed and everything is on menu except anal.

Went straight to Viveknagar without calling anyone. Called Dennis / Demi from there. She first asks me to wait, then asks me to come near the 7th block. I thought may be this will be a different place than Mimi's den. 3-4 of them came after a while in an auto and ask me to follow and I end up in front of the park. Shit. But, I was at a point of no turning back, so went ahead.

Dennis (who I was speaking to on the phone) was decent looking, some meat on the bone and little chubby around the waist. She offered this girl called Demi. I had seen another girl who seemed attractive (learnt her name was Linda). But Demi came and excused that she (Linda) is on her periods. I don't believe this one bit. Anyway, no point in arguing.

She went and washed herself and came back nude. She is spinner thin, but surprisingly well endowed. Think about 28 the or E. I hug, undress and lie down. She comes over and I start playing with the God given gifts generously. She fondles me over the underpants, puts her hand inside and fondles me some more. In a minute, Johnny is super hard. She pulls down the underpants and fondles some more.

Then kiss / cuddle some more and she starts working her magic with her tongue. This was the best part. She asked me whether I like tongue or deep and when I said both, she alternated on this for the next 10 minutes with periodical tea bagging. Did taste DATY for a little while in 69 while this was going on. Generally clean. At this point, I will either CIM or get into action. Without me asking she suggested that we go into latter.

Tried standing, doggy, mish and came hard in mish. The 10-15 minutes of banging had left her pussy lips and boobs (which I had grabbed while in doggy) red like apples. I had insisted to keep the lights on. We both laughed at this.

Some more cuddle and I briefly wash and dress up. Hurried out to find that my bike keys were missing. Shit, need to go back in the den again. Then saw that the keys were in my bike. In my rush to escape any prying eyes, I had forgotten it there. Thank goodness my bike was where I had left it.

BBJ: Strong 8/10. Enthusiastic, great tongue technique. She would have made me me CIM if I had so desired which is rare for a BBJ for me.

Kitty: 7/10. Tight. Clean. Not like 18 year old tight, but reasonably tight given her age (I think she is west of 25).

Boobs: 8/10. Soft, milky and quite a handful. I inspected thoroughly for signs of enhancement and couldn't locate any. They were like this soft dough that you can knead all day and never get tired.

Face: 6/10. Not the prettiest, won't make heads spin on the road.

Overall performance: 7/10.

Place: 1/10. Mattress on floor, dirty bathroom. Overall not a place I would feel like go back again and again.

Damage: 3. 5 k.

VFM: I disagree that this is VFM. I will do a detailed post later on why I think this shouldn't be more than 2 k.

WIR: The place is shit. May be only if desperate, may be to try Linda.

P.S.: I noticed an interesting arch in her belly and back. Asked her if she was pregnant. She said, no this is beer belly. Not sure. Anyway, in the end, it doesn't matter, I had banged someone with much larger bulge once (while shit scared). I digress, its a story for another day, another time.

PPS: I didn't carry protection. Was super glad to see supply of Durex super thin instead of shitty pink local brand ones that you sometimes come across in MPs.

PPPS: Now comparing this experience, for 1.5 k more, I would have got an actual bed (instead of mattress on the floor) with clean sheets and towels, hot shower in a 4-star bathroom. And, confidently walking in and out of a start hotel lobby instead of sneaking in and out of a neighborhood house. May be Milo's deal wasn't that bad after all. Of course, I am assuming the other girl would have been as good and that I paid fair for Dennis. May be I will give that Punjabi girl a shot next week.

[Hathor]

Is she new? Am travelling and back next week. So didn't get the chance for any further adventure. Might try once back and if so will report.

What about G? Any reports? Pics look good.

[Jignesh]

Hey guys,

In expectation of some extras, bought a coupon from groupon for an MP in K'mangala who's name starts with the and which is really difficult to pronounce. The deal I purchased was for 699 for an hour massage.

At the end no hint of any extras so didn't ask for any.

She is an old timer and yes she would have given you extra if you had asked for it. There is one other therapist there who is also decent at massage + extra. Remember, hint or no-hint, upscale or shit-hole - "always ask". Because, without asking, you wouldn't know for sure if you would have got it.

Have fun.

[Buffy333]

Hey guys,

Planing for my maiden visit to Trend Spa tomorrow morning. Any suggestion on the therapist?

Extras on the mind!

Cheers

[Exnri]

Dear all,

I have a rather unique request for you. A friend of mine is visiting India after a long gap of 9+ years (and would like to indulge. Here's the catch: he is only interested in high end types. He is visiting only for about three weeks, so budget is not really a consideration.

What comes to mind are model types, cine and TV artistes and maybe air hostesses? If anybody has genuine agent or other contacts who can connect with these, that would be much appreciated. The most important thing is - this needs to be absolutely reliable and discreet. Cost is not the main consideration, but he obviously would not like to waste his time on a relatively short trip.

He mainly plans to spend time in Blr, but also visits to a few other cities (Mum and Del, maybe Kol). He will be here from next week to end of July.

Any help will be appreciated. Can exchange indie or SP contacts as needed. Please contact via PM.

[WsgRahul]

Even I contacted this guy in hebbal I gave me the same excuse please update once you take the services he quoted me 4 k for massage with sex check the prices before you take the lady.

I have been feeling horny for sometime and was looking for some great sex. I go to MP only for great massages. If I get extras I'm lucky, if not that was not my lucky day. I had some extras now and then. But last week I want to have more. I wan to fuck somebody. I was going through locanto. I know most of them are fake. I chose the ads based on nearby location (I'm nearby HBBL). I called up a person who was having service near HBBL. He says there is no service near HBBL, and I have to come to see'very theater junction or tin factory. I.

[RealThing05]

Hey guys,

In expectation of some extras, bought a coupon from groupon for an MP in K'mangala who's name starts with the and which is really difficult to pronounce. The deal I purchased was for 699 for an hour massage.

The experience was really disappointing. First of all the location mentioned in their facebook page is wrong so had to wander around to locate this MP. After searching and calling, reached the place and was made to wait for 30 min for a masseur. No one was available even though I had taken an appointment so the girl rather lady at the reception itself said I will do it and there itself my johny said no. The massage started and quickly my enthusiasm faded away. The only bright side was that she asked if I wanted massage on my bum to which I gladly said yes and it was an average one.

At the end no hint of any extras so didn't ask for any.

Overall:

Place: 6/10

Masser: 4/10

Extras: NO.

WIR: NO.

[JimmyBlr]

Hi everyone,

I was a regular visitor for the spa which was located near Sagar Hospital in BGhatta road. This spa no more exists there now. Does anyone have clue where it got moved. I would be glad if anyone can share the digits of this spa.

It he's been moved to Jaynagar 5th block near famous temple landmark.

[Jignesh]

Hi everyone,

I was a regular visitor for the spa which was located near Sagar Hospital in BGhatta road. This spa no more exists there now. Does anyone have clue where it got moved. I would be glad if anyone can share the digits of this spa.

It is operational in a new location. PM me for the details.

[CoolXdude]

Be careful and hold your dick, locanto is very risky. Its good you just had bad FR. Sometime will get rob as well.

I have been feeling horny for sometime and was looking for some great sex. I go to MP only for great massages. If I get extras I'm lucky, if not that was not my lucky day. I had some extras now and then. But last week I want to have more. I wan to fuck somebody. I was going through locanto. I know most of them are fake. I chose the ads based on nearby location (I'm nearby HBBL). I called up a person who was having service near HBBL. He says there is no service near HBBL, and I have to come to see'very theater junction or tin factory. I was a bit disappointed for not being near. And I knew this guy must be in their network of brothels and he is going to refer me to one of them. So I then searched for MPs near HBBL. I called up a number who promises an MP with guaranteed extras near M. Tech Park. He quotes 5 k with a good massage for 45 minutes + HJ or BJ or course. The photo he sent is not very good. He says she is working in an IT company and not possible today as she has left for office. This was a good promising prospect as I realize this is the service exactly I'm looking for. But since she was not available on that day and I will not be available in town for this weekend, I wanted to finish the job that day itself. So I called up the previous SP I called and I went to TIN factory. As I suspected I was handed over to another SP who guided me the directions and reached the place..

[VijayMe]

Hi everyone,

I was a regular visitor for the spa which was located near Sagar Hospital in BGhatta road. This spa no more exists there now. Does anyone have clue where it got moved. I would be glad if anyone can share the digits of this spa.

[Jignesh]

So this is like wanting to drink on October 2nd (Gandhi Jayanti). Had talked to Prakash last night. He had only bird (low supply due to Ramjaan). Initially quoted 6 k for ST. I hadn't bargained last night.

This morning asked him about late afternoon availability and asked if 4 k was OK. He just replied 5.30. I was done early and went over to the promised area and called like 30 times. He finally picks up and says that he had to go somewhere where he had to leave the phone at security. The only such place I know are consulates. Anyway, none of my business.

Now he says 9 k for 2 hours and 5 k for a shot. I reminded him of the 6 k quote of the day before, but he started making gibberish excuses. I was tired after a long day anyway and left without much argument.

On the way back, called this Leela Palace SP number that Always09 had shared (thanks). Upon meeting him, turns out they are ex-Paradise (same as New Tippa spa) owner's new location. Opened 3 months back smack in the middle of a residential area. Anyway, went in telling him that I will walk away if the quality is not good.

And, yes, the quality was as expected. Off the street kind of WG. Even at my grandfathered rate (too low to mention here), I didn't want to spend my evening there. Walked back to where I had parked. B2B, FS everything should be possible here. If any of you are interested in just a hole, do let me know, I will share SP's number.

Lastly, Rahul apparently lost my number and doesn't believe that I had used his services once before. Now bickering that I must produce reference (not just a name, but a text message or a call). Please PM me if you have worked with Rahul and willing to send a text for me.

All in a day's work. Night night.