Bangkok Reports

[Banana Boi]

The top girls at RB4 are hotter than anyone at Baccara. Would take #37 and #88 at RB4 over any other gogo girl in BKK gogo clubs. One was so hot I even went to tip her on stage. I don't do that shit. The only other girl I have done that for is my current girlfriend, before we started dating. Baccara likely has more attractive girls quantity wise but that's really by pure volume of girls there. My problem with Baccara is the club bores me. Girls are not really fun except my #109 who syzy would have a heart attack if he saw her. Even I admit her surgical results take some getting used to.

I enjoy Billboard since it's a very fun club. Need to spend more time there.

[Syzygies]

Imo Rainbow 4 (?) is the only other BKK gogo in Nana and Cowboy that can compete with Baccara. In fact, I will say top girls even better than Baccara. It's also not a zoo like Baccara even though there are tons of girls. Twisters is ok but the young cute ones there are duds from my very limited experience there. Billboard also ok.

I don't think RB4 is likely to succeed in its new corner location, where Candyland already failed. Wasn't busy compared to Twisters or Billboard, dreary atmosphere, and I didn't like the girls much (naturally). Did not stay long at all. So in no way is RB4 competing with Baccara right now, except maybe for percentage of girls with surgeries. Twisters in old RB4 location is starting to do well, but early days. Twisters has a lot more natural girls and only moderate surgeries levels.

I don't like Shark much but consider it similar to Baccara. Baccara is taking over Suzi Wong premises so will be interesting to see what happens.

[Syzygies]

She really did make it a good night, but I am not so sure I will go back to Twisters soon because of the pushiness.

I have experience in a lot of bars. Perhaps Nana is slightly more pushy than Cowboy on average. However I found girls at both Billboard and Twisters only moderately pushy. Nothing I could not handle. I have encountered far worse than this at other places. Rainbow 3 was perhaps worst ever and also mandarin downstairs.

Its generally worse for newcomers. Generally girls at Crazy House don't bother me, since I am well known there, but Long Gun was the worst in Cowboy recently.

You have to set a precedent. Don't be too generous, and only buy drinks for staff that interest you or deserve it. I have mentioned before how good I am at ignoring unwanted girls and I don't allow them to touch me. Act very aloof. I had no difficulty enjoying myself despite fending off a few girls and selecting who I wanted. Just don't let it bother you too much. Try to pick a waitress to look after you so that others won't bother you. Shoo away unwanted girls. Try to avoid looking at girls annoying you and do not answer their questions. This is what I mean by ignoring. However I do not allow them to lean on me, drap a leg across, massage me, etc.

I agree that Billboard is too dark. That is its weakness. I recall one exceptionally pushy girl there who was drunk. However I still managed to ignore her well despite how hard she tried. Sets a very bad precedent to reward any of the pushy or unwanted girls. At Twisters I like Naam Bpan so bought her a drink. She seems popular. Her friend was hanging around. NB said her friend received no drinks this night so could I buy her one? No Thanks. I said she was her friend and not mine. She can buy her friend a drink or pass on the commission. Not my problem. I don't need a gang starting to accumulate.

Bars are trying to sell drinks. Barfines is another avenue. They have to make money somehow, unless they belong to the "Arab". They aren't going to just leave you sit on one drink for a very long time. So you have to handle some sales push, for drinks or to BF a girl.

[Carpaccio18]

I have rarely gone to Nana the last few years, but reading posts here I decided to check it out last week, particularly Billboard and Twisters given the positive reports I have been reading.

Arrived at Nana around 11 pm, and decided to start at Billboard. Got a seat close to the rotating stage on left, where a show was going on as I arrived. That meant most of the girls were lining the benches, and within 2 minutes I was approached by numerous of them wanting to sit with me. The bar is however so dim that I could hardly see what they looked like, so I turned them all down immediately. When the show finished, they poured onto the rotating stage, leaving me with hardly anything other than a sea of legs to loot at. I should probably have shifted to a better seat, but this place really is to dark to see if you even like any of the girls, so I quickly decided this was not for me and left after only a single drink.

I then went down to Twisters, and this place was much better IMHO. Lots of girls dancing on the two stages with quite a few lookers between them, different shapes and forms, from small skinny naturals to tall girls with big silly cones. Although the place was not at all empty of customers, the ratio of girls were just so high that I was approached almost constantly. In addition the waitresses were quite pushy on asking me to pick a girl. I did not like that too much, as I prefer to be able to survey the scene myself and seek eye contact if I see someone I like. Thats quite difficult when you have to fend off girls more or less constantly. But anyhow I rejected them, and after a while they backed down a little. I am guessing they got the point that I would prefer to pick myself.

After having a couple of drinks trying to see if I could pick a winner, a girl walked past me giving me an incredibly sweet smile. She was quite skinny, and possibly not the most beautiful girl in the room, but there was just something about her. It was maybe her eyes or maybe that she just seemed very genuine. So I offered her a drink and to sit and talk. She had good english, and she really was very fun and talkative. She was quite pleased to get a couple of drinks, as she hadn't made her two-drink quota for the evening. The waitresses kept being annoyingly pushy about tips and drinks for them as well, which really was quite disruptive. So I decided to pay up the 1000 bht barfine. After she came back from changing, we hung around for one more drink, and I also agreed to buy the Mamasan a drink to improve her standing. Then paid up and left.

Coming back to the room she was quite playful, asking me to undress her. She really was quite skinny, and hardly any tits under the padding. Anyhow, she did have a cute ass, and nicely shaped legs which somehow appeared quite long, probably due to proportions. After a shower we got on the bed being more playful. As things got more serious, I had to be rather careful as she really was very tight. But soon after she was getting pretty worked up and was going at it pretty hard, so it didn't take long for me to finish. After this she massaged my back nicely, than got me on my back and continued with my legs, by the time she got to my thighs, I was worked up again, so turned her around and did her doggy style.

After second round she was ready to leave and I paid her 3500 bht a my discretion. Money was never discussed during the evening.

She really did make it a good night, but I am not so sure I will go back to Twisters soon because of the pushiness.

[Banana Boi]

Or are there any other clubs in Nana with girls like Baccara and I guess I like young, skinny, operated girls couse that what I guess I always tend to pick in baccara.

Imo Rainbow 4 (?) is the only other BKK gogo in Nana and Cowboy that can compete with Baccara. In fact, I will say top girls even better than Baccara. It's also not a zoo like Baccara even though there are tons of girls. Twisters is ok but the young cute ones there are duds from my very limited experience there. Billboard also ok.

[Puttex]

So iv been in Bangkok many times and I always stays close to Sio Cowboy couse I am in love with Baccara and I think that's the best club in Bkk.

It MAY be couse I never been to Nana Plaza but this time its time for Nana and I am staying at Grand Mercury in November.

So, I am looking for a club in Nana that has same kind f girls like Baccara and what I read here it could be Twister?

Am I right? Or are there any other clubs in Nana with girls like Baccara and I guess I like young, skinny, operated girls couse that what I guess I always tend to pick in baccara.

[Axiata]

The Lord Group consists of:

The Lord Palace, Long Beach, Victoria (Secret), Copa Cabana, and Malibu.

Long Beach and Copa Cabana were favourites of mine in the past. I have preferred Amsterdam more recently.

Cops Cabana was the one I tried.

[KhaoLao]

I walked out of CH last month and didn't get my change back. Not worth my time to wait. CH is a write off for me. Too much BS and rudeness by wait staff and the girls aren't even hot there.

CH was a favorite of mine for a long while. But as quality dropped and Nonsense overtook I swifted my attention to other places. Never got really bothered with staff. Quite a bunch know me well and they never tried to start a BS with me, beside of the odd loud mamasan, which was kicked out a while ago.

I'm quite a spender, but that seems not enough there. I leave many times with a bill of 3 or 4 k and nothing to show for it, but usually I just come for fun. Girls know me I never buy the odd double drink, and that seems to put them off. WTF?

I switched now to Twisters in Nana, they got the best girls in town IMHO. But this place is very pushy in drinks, but usually I can handle that problem.

Billboard is still good. Would rate it second place at the moment.

Problem is, both are at Nana. And Nana gets often troubled by the police. It's under constant attack by authorities and will most likely vanish after a couple years I think. It's simply to near to big business centers of Bangkok.

[ParkVille]

Correction to my report:

Decided to swing by Crazy Horse, the only place I really do Barfine from.

Should be:

Decided to swing by Shark, the only place I really do Barfine from (on Soi Cowboy).

Never went to Crazy house (I a lot of people call it crazy horse as their are many strip club in America by that name). I never barfined from Crazy House before, never saw much I liked and I usually get somewhat uncomfortable in packed places so I never stay there long enough to find a dancer.

I never see Shark Gogo mentioned much so I do recommend the place. The wait staff are rather nice, no mamasan all negotiations done with the girl (not sure about coyotes though). And it's never uncomfortably packed, there is enough room to sit without having someone right next to you. Though do be prepared to decline buying the waitstaff drinks, they will (rather politely / playfully) ask this if you buy a dancer a lady drink. I would recommend going at 9:30 PM for the best selection (less coyotes on stage, all the staff should be there at that time).

[Wolvenvacht]

I feel like this should be mentioned, they had a (nearly) obese woman dancing on stage. I mean, wtf. Is talent that bad or is this just common mis-management?

I think this is a rare example of good management.

For starters, not everyone is into the skinny SYTs. So it makes perfect sense to have a few of every kind in the line-up. And yes, it seems some of us are into the more fleshy ladies.

Furthermore, by contrast all the other ladies will look more appealing!

[Wolvenvacht]

And urban dictionary is a credible source of info on the etymology of words? Hey, I can post links too. http://www.dictionary.com/browse/poontang.

And your link says: "French putain 'prostitute', often cited as the source, accounts precisely for neither the phonetics nor the sense".

http://www.takeourword.com/pt.html has a better explanation, but in the end it seems nobody really knows.

[Allover]

I walked out of CH last month and didn't get my change back. Not worth my time to wait. CH is a write off for me. Too much BS and rudeness by wait staff and the girls aren't even hot there.

When you buy a lady drink for a girl at Crazy house do the girls order two drinks at a time? I didn't experience the double lady drink game that I can remember but heard about it and maybe read about it here.

[Banana Boi]

I walked out of CH last month and didn't get my change back. Not worth my time to wait. CH is a write off for me. Too much BS and rudeness by wait staff and the girls aren't even hot there.

[Tryntry]

FYI, the Conrad is girl guest friendly. But I always book the room for 2. Hope you got some HHonors status? The Executive floor is excellent.

If you bring a guest back late at night, sometimes the security suits ask for her ID, but I always tell it is not needed as she is with me.

Club 87 signage is still there, but it wasn't open when I was there earlier in the year. In the past, when it was open you could find a small group of WG's making sales pitches? But IMO, I found them to be a little old, a little chubby, and over priced. Never pulled the trigger, and left for my usual Sukhumvit Nana hunting grounds.

[JesseJames]

I normally just do daytime P4 P venues in Bangkok, soapies or massage. But since the GF was out of town I decided to take advantage of that and go to Soi Cowboy.

In short, nothing has really changed. Maybe there are more coyote dancers. And in short, the place is just not that great. Too small and very few do-able women. And the price is way too high for someone who is an expat and has seen it / done it before. So won't be back for awhile (6 months or so). I think I much rather go to Climax / levels and look for freelancers the next time I go out at night.

Sat: I don't go to Crazy house anymore. The ill-mannered wait staff was the last straw for me. Just don't like their service, how the bar staff shove the drinks menu in my face, as though I just wondered in and was considering not buying a drink, take forever to bring change. Anyway, started with Bacarra at 8:30 PM. It really amazes me how both this place and their Pattaya branch is packed as early as 8 PM. Not even sure when they open but it sure fills quickly (almost all customers are Japanese / Korean). What is also interesting to me is 4 years of going to Bacarra at Soi cowboy and still haven't barfined any girl. To many patrons is a turn off for me, but I also just don't like the girls. Too small and too young looking. Nothing really sexy, but I'm weird in that I like the early 30's MILFs. Decided to swing by Crazy Horse, the only place I really do Barfine from. Was a bit tired so just scouted the talented, lots of more sexier women compared to Bacarra. Not as doll / plastic / skinny / petite looking as Bacarra. So I moved onto Lighthouse. Didn't like it, it was 60% coyotes and the non-coyotes were really bellow average. I feel like this should be mentioned, they had a (nearly) obese woman dancing on stage. I mean, wtf..

At Crazy House bring a fistful of 100 & 20 baht bills and pay in exact change. They play that no change hustle, if they can get away with it. That place sucks. All the bars have a lot of fatties who like working a few hours a night and making the same as a real job. FL is the only way to go now.