Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Whoreman]

Sounds nice. Multiple shots possible? Rimming? Or just straight forward BBBJ and full sex?

It would be a bit awkward to ask these questions to the French manager wouldn't it? For me anyway. I'd rather talk to a mamasan.

[Whoreman]

I picked the hottest one of course, name Wawa.

Is she one of these girls?

http://www.massage-bangkok.net/#masseuses

The beautiful girls at 6 PM sounds like a typical hook to get you to return.

[Paolo99]

1 m67, from Isaan, natural tits, no tattoo. Currently a bob haircut which suits her very well, but tomorrow who knows? A small jewel in the belly button, which is very beautiful, but otherwise no piercings. She's fucking hot, but not the spinner type. Great hip-to-waist ratio. Not skinny like some of those go-go bar girls are, but definitely not fat.

Hi Eric Swiss,

I just had a look at their website and Wawa looks great, she 's got a very pretty face. How much did you pay for the session? Every time I walked past that place there were only oldies sitting outside, but after reading your report I would consider meeting her next time I'll be in Bangkok.

Thanks for the report.

[Goatscrot]

I was feeling horny after lunch and carved a decisive path to Addict, only to get sidetracked by a cute girl at next-door Club 102 who lured me in. I must have walked past this oily 102 times without bifurcating, but this time it just happened. Turns out the cute girl had braces so I did not pick her in the end, but there were 9 other girls in the line-up, with at least 8 seriously hot ones. After the French owner nicely expelled the ones who had babies or braces, there were 4 left, and I picked the hottest one of course, name Wawa. Could be spelled Vava, you never know with these girls.

1 m67, from Isaan, natural tits, no tattoo. Currently a bob haircut which suits her very well, but tomorrow who knows? A small jewel in the belly button, which is very beautiful, but otherwise no piercings. She's fucking hot, but not the spinner type. Great hip-to-waist ratio. Not skinny like some of those go-go bar girls are, but definitely not fat. I kissed her stomach and slapped her butt, so I would know.

Anyway, I took the one hour option. Pricing is pitched a tad above next-door Addict, but it's well worth it, as the surroundings are plush. Also I think the average girl is hotter. Wawa said the really sexy ones come after 6 pm, I'm just wondering how hot can these girls get?

After the shower, she was horny, so even though I initially lay down on my stomach like a good boy, I felt the moment called for an instantaneous flip, which I did. HJ ensued, followed by BBBJ, very sweet. Condom on, and we did maybe 4-5 positions. I was hard as a rock, but she had trouble finishing me off, so I politely asked for permission to cum in her mouth. Permission granted. Job done. Game over.

All in all, this is a solid operation. Just the kind of place you would take a friend, colleague, acquaintance or family member whose forebrain is ambivalent about paying for play but whose hindbrain is itching for it. A good place to tip them over the edge gently, so to speak. I will definitely repeat Club 102, Wawa maybe, and I'm just wondering how I'm going to get into the pants of these mysterious 6 pm sexy girls.

Sounds nice. Multiple shots possible? Rimming? Or just straight forward BBBJ and full sex?

[Eric Swiss]

I was feeling horny after lunch and carved a decisive path to Addict, only to get sidetracked by a cute girl at next-door Club 102 who lured me in. I must have walked past this oily 102 times without bifurcating, but this time it just happened. Turns out the cute girl had braces so I did not pick her in the end, but there were 9 other girls in the line-up, with at least 8 seriously hot ones. After the French owner nicely expelled the ones who had babies or braces, there were 4 left, and I picked the hottest one of course, name Wawa. Could be spelled Vava, you never know with these girls.

1 m67, from Isaan, natural tits, no tattoo. Currently a bob haircut which suits her very well, but tomorrow who knows? A small jewel in the belly button, which is very beautiful, but otherwise no piercings. She's fucking hot, but not the spinner type. Great hip-to-waist ratio. Not skinny like some of those go-go bar girls are, but definitely not fat. I kissed her stomach and slapped her butt, so I would know.

Anyway, I took the one hour option. Pricing is pitched a tad above next-door Addict, but it's well worth it, as the surroundings are plush. Also I think the average girl is hotter. Wawa said the really sexy ones come after 6 pm, I'm just wondering how hot can these girls get?

After the shower, she was horny, so even though I initially lay down on my stomach like a good boy, I felt the moment called for an instantaneous flip, which I did. HJ ensued, followed by BBBJ, very sweet. Condom on, and we did maybe 4-5 positions. I was hard as a rock, but she had trouble finishing me off, so I politely asked for permission to cum in her mouth. Permission granted. Job done. Game over.

All in all, this is a solid operation. Just the kind of place you would take a friend, colleague, acquaintance or family member whose forebrain is ambivalent about paying for play but whose hindbrain is itching for it. A good place to tip them over the edge gently, so to speak. I will definitely repeat Club 102, Wawa maybe, and I'm just wondering how I'm going to get into the pants of these mysterious 6 pm sexy girls.

[Whoreman]

There are several recent additions to web site ladies, which looks like improvement, so I could try some new girls (at least new to me) like May, Amm, and "Get" for example, when Fern and Prae not there.

No offence but you keep saying you want to try new girls (Sandy from Addict, Cathy from Cherry, May and Amm from Mango) but you've only reviewed one new girl in the past 6 months or so. I know about your life story (your girlfriend, your regular gogo girls etc which you frequently post about) but if you say you're going to do something, just do it.

[Syzygies]

Just an FYI. I tried making an appointment for Prae from Mango on Monday and was told she is on vacation for a couple of months.

At least they give you some clue (even if they are never accurate). Most shops just say "she holiday today" or "she no working".

There are several recent additions to web site ladies, which looks like improvement, so I could try some new girls (at least new to me) like May, Amm, and "Get" for example, when Fern and Prae not there. I would be keen to know if anyone else has a body as good as Prae or even close.

Spelling "Get" looks strange to me. The common (not as common as May and Fern) Thai girl's name Kate is not quite same as western name Kate, but with the K softened (non aspirated) to be closer to a G. Hence sounds like Gate. So I suspect "Get" is really to be pronounced like Gate (Thai Kate). Could use Gayt or Geyt. To be confirmed some day.

http://www.mangomassagebkk.com/ladies/

I have not checked about the anal surcharge since I don't need that service. I might do anal only once per year, when the girl is really keen for me to do it. LOL

[Daddy San]

S.

I got a testicle massage from her. I went at noon and Rin was indeed outdoors. It was the first time I'd ever seen her. I'd always suspected that they were A+ at Hana. Thanks for confirming it.

I am glad Rin did some of her magic on you.

I have been coming to SE Asia every year since 2008 and have known Rin since then.

In those early years, I used to see her regularly, every week, in addition to the other MP visits, TGFs etc. And believe me, testicle massage was only the warming up part.

I even used to make a booking with Rin hours after arriving in BKK. The nicest way to get over jet lag.

Her tits are among the best, I have seen in my long life, even at her advanced age.

I am glad she is still active and will go and see her soon.

[OldPhart]

I had a peek inside Hana 3 or 4 days ago: No Rin, about half a dozen fuglies, all A+ according to the mamasan.

The mamasan rates way above her footfolk, but unfortunately not available.

I guess that Rin either does not partake in line-ups, was busy or is only available on special demand.

S.

I got a testicle massage from her. I went at noon and Rin was indeed outdoors. It was the first time I'd ever seen her.

I'd always suspected that they were A+ at Hana. Thanks for confirming it.

[JiveMofo]

Just an FYI. I tried making an appointment for Prae from Mango on Monday and was told she is on vacation for a couple of months.

[Whoreman]

Just found out that SW gallery lineup has got some changes. Pictures of some ladies such as Benz have been taken out. Contrary to what some of folks here predicted, no previous Bongkot girls have been added to the shop.

The website doesn't have all the girls. I've been told by a Snow White girl that both Bongkot and Sky girls have moved there.

[Vodkin]

Just found out that SW gallery lineup has got some changes. Pictures of some ladies such as Benz have been taken out. Contrary to what some of folks here predicted, no previous Bongkot girls have been added to the shop.

[AdaeLover]

A couple months back, I saw the review on the Milking table, so this time I decided to give it a go.

I was recommended MM1 and EE1, so I took what they said it works best. If you are more interested in looks, this combination is not probably for you. Girls arrived sort of on time with a huge board. That had a whole as advertised. The first round was very quick (maybe due to the excitement and lack of previous "exercise" for the last couple of days). Then they went for a second round on the table, they started with a long a very good massage and they got me going until the end.

I thought that would be it (even though we had only spent about an hour), so I went to the shower with one of the girls and then to my surprised they moved me into the bed. I don't remember the last time I came 3 times in one go. So it took them a lot of effort, but they achieve their goal. And I was surely dry.

The session is expensive 8000 THB, so I would only think you should consider this if:

- You really could use a good massage.

- You are looking for something "new".

- You have money to 'burn'.

- You do not care about looks too much.

WIR: Probably not anytime soon, I can do a lot of things that money and I already ticked this box.

[Goatscrot]

Ah Goatscrot I'm in the same boat I would no longer choose Thailand my problem is also a GF here whom I can't get a visa for otherwise I would not be spending time here, I agree Bangkok is no longer cheap also, as to the weather kl is no hotter than Bangkok apart from at new year and likely cooler in March I to would choose a Mediterranean climate if I was free to do so.

Yep, if footloose and fancy free I'd be looking at Portugal, Uruguay, and various other places where we are in fact more welcome and permanent residencies and citizenships are easier to attain.

[JiveMofo]

You may have ended up with the wrong girl, contributing reason could be that you pronounced name incorrectly, which is easy to do. Prae and Ae do not rhyme with each other.

Prae sounds something like "Prayer". "Ae" or "Aey" sounds like "Ay" as in the word Pay, or letter A, and may have a rising tone, most likely (can't actually remember for sure which tone as can vary between different girls called Aey).

Yes, I'm pretty sure my pronunciation was at fault. I asked for 'Pray' which was likely mistaken for 'Ay'. I'll be sure to enunciate more clearly next time.

Thanks.