FKK Dietzenbach

[Triptogamont]

Lots of people sitting there are staring into space, figuring out what turn in life has brought them to this place

It was the right on Justus-von-Liebig-Strasse, then another right on Voltastrasse!

In all seriousness, this is one of the funniest and most thought provoking lines I've read on here in a long time. Too good!

[Lanthano]

Lanthano. Apologies if my comments were a bit pompous. From your comments it is clear you know the score. Yes it is a bit hard to take the leap when the girls don't even say Hi. I find this hard in the big clubs especially. As a huge generalisation I would say that Romanians are very reserved until one knows them, like the girl you mention. Thanks for your gentlemanly response.

Not at all, I didn't interpret your reply that way in the least.

[Optimist]

Don't forget that optimist is a charming British gentleman.

Don't forget the monthly payment for your compliments will come as contracted LOL.

If only we were all gentlemen on this barmy isle.!

Greetings from the country whose GDP has just been overtaken by yours.

[Optimist]

Lanthano. Apologies if my comments were a bit pompous. From your comments it is clear you know the score. Yes it is a bit hard to take the leap when the girls don't even say Hi. I find this hard in the big clubs especially. As a huge generalisation I would say that Romanians are very reserved until one knows them, like the girl you mention. Thanks for your gentlemanly response.

[Lanthano]

Lanthano. If you do go back, maybe the key is to make some personal contact with the girls. If they think you are just another 30 euro session coming along on a conveyor belt, they will barely register you. The girls generally are extremely responsive to being treated like they are real people.

I am not young, funny, or good looking so you probably could have an advantage over me LOL.

If you go back, good luck.

(Two doses of Kamagra not working?Maybe they were not good stuff?)

Cheers

I agree with you and that was sort of my point in the post. The potential is there. It's a relaxing place. But let's compare it with the RLD. The girls there at least. Mind my french. F-ing say Hello,. And yes, should my posts be slightly misleading, I do consider myself to be a fairly sociable type and tried to, however the girls didn't seem that receptive and taking the leap and moving to the other side of a girl's sofa there and trying to talk wasn't really met with a warm reception. However, I did see other more frequent guests get a better one so I think it's as you've said. As anywhere, come more often and people get to know you.

Dietz has its charm which I recognized and liked, and yes I would go back (a 30 min train ride away is nothing). The people there were great and I'm sure the girls there do get warmer as you get to know them (I've dated a Romanian girl before who was cold as ice when I first met her, one of the best girls I've ever met).

As for the Kamagra, I took it after my first session, then didn't bother going for another one (I'll also add my two times this week were not with working girls but with 2 girls I knew. That could be it).

[BigBuddy69]

Don't forget that optimist is a charming British gentleman.

[Optimist]

Lanthano. If you do go back, maybe the key is to make some personal contact with the girls. If they think you are just another 30 euro session coming along on a conveyor belt, they will barely register you. The girls generally are extremely responsive to being treated like they are real people.

I am not young, funny, or good looking so you probably could have an advantage over me LOL.

If you go back, good luck.

(Two doses of Kamagra not working?Maybe they were not good stuff?)

Cheers

[Optimist]

Wry. Glad your visit was ok. As you suggest might be the case for you, it took me several visits to get really at home here.

Unfortunately Bianca will not be returning (for foreseeable future anyway).

I think there is a Queen kidnapping gang. My Bianca, KK Nelly, and Trip's Valentina all gone.

[Rogue Nation]

I would have tried another girl, perhaps Anna, but I'the had enough from the last one and after hanging around for another few hours got tired and left. Two (yes, two) doses of Kamagra jelly were also not able to give me a single erection, perhaps counteracted by the sense of being ignored by the girls anyway.

Reading this makes me wonder if any girl in any other club would have done the deed for you.

[Kosher Kowboy]

Lots of people sitting there are staring into space, figuring out what turn in life has brought them to this place

How true.

[Lanthano]

So I arrived at around 1 pm left at 9 pm so I clocked in 8 hours. Although I can see why people enjoy Dietz, I cannot say that I enjoyed it anywhere near as much. But it does have potential.

So first off, the atmosphere is quite collegial. The other guests were nice to chat with and all in all I got to see that people enjoy coming back and have been coming for over 5 years.

The sauna was good enough. Small but comfortable. I didn't find Dietz to be as dirty as people say.

Nice fizzy water and Diet Coke machine. Chicken soup was ok. Cupcakes were a nice touch.

So what does the place look like to someone who has never been there?

After you're buzzed in, changing rooms to the left, toilets to the right, then straight ahead is the cash register counter: then past that the main area. Rooms upstairs, sauna, showers and tanning machine through the left door, straight ahead, a large room that looks like a red dimly lit living room (with art and designs that reminded of a raw form of the Penthouse hotel in Pattaya), several sofas, some with the working girls on them looking bored, pot-bellied patrons wearing just a towel and two screens showing non-stop porn movies (most of them gross). Lots of people sitting there are staring into space, figuring out what turn in life has brought them to this place, and whether to get more water.

I wonder if Dietz represents limbo. I was half-expecting a midget to dance out from one of the backrooms and start speaking to me in reverse-speak.

Now the girls (12 photos near the register). Some are hot, some aren't. Most seemed quite cold and distant with very little English or German skills to speak of (fancy broken bits of both, in between hearing the girls talking to each other in Romanian, possibly complaining about being crushed for 10 minutes by your pot belly? You'll love it here!). Some were nicer than others but the bottom line is that they do not, and are actually not allowed to approach customers, because apparently some of the guests don't like to be pestered.

So my "donation"/"tribute" to Dietz was through Amira who promptly brought me upstairs where I was treated to a mediocre blowjob and kissing and touching where every time I got the slightest bit of enjoyment I was pushed back with a cry of "langsam, langsam" (slowly, slowly). With her spending moments on her phone and the pace of her service which she insisted on leading, the 20 minutes were up rather quickly with me having not even an erection to show for it.

I'll admit it may not have been entirely her fault (I've had sex twice already this week so maybe I wasn't busting for it, which might have helped in the circumstances getting used to the atmosphere) but I just wasn't feeling it. Left and paid the 30 Euro for 20 minutes.

I would have tried another girl, perhaps Anna, but I'the had enough from the last one and after hanging around for another few hours got tired and left. Two (yes, two) doses of Kamagra jelly were also not able to give me a single erection, perhaps counteracted by the sense of being ignored by the girls anyway. To be honest, some of the girls were actually quite friendly at times. I would say frequent customers probably have more fun as there girls get to know you.

All in all, damage was 20 Euro for entry and 30 for amira. Would I go again? Not tomorrow, I can't say I was blown away. But maybe I wasnt on the top of my game. The atmosphere and extreme hot and cold when interracting with the girls however was apart of the difficulty. The place isn't bad, but I think it takes some getting used to. I'd probably go back, after exercising, eating large amounts of meat, with a friend, then a Kamagra dosage, a shot of scotch...

Was about to take the s2 home which got delayed leaving in-2 cold temperatures for another 30 mins. Whatever the reasons, today was nothing to write home about.

[Wry Cooter]

I showed up around 13:00 and stayed until about 17:00. In attendance were Anna, Dana, Elena, Selena, Vanessa, Nico, Amira, and a few others whose names escape me. 11 photos overall on display. No Bianca.

22 yo Amira from Bucharest was a new arrival, 3 weeks according to her and perhaps a bright future. Slim and petite with long jet black hair tied in a ponytail. Her full, youthful, perky breasts responded just enough to gravity for you to know that they are real, and impressive. She's quiet and sweet and still learning her way. She couldn't quite handle any deep or quick motions, so restricted my movements. Her oral skills have potential (nice moaning) but demerits later on for impatiently asking me to finish during the main act. Luckily her young, nubile freshness got me to the promised land. Very light kissing but she was accommodating in the most important way.

I also spent time with Anna. I've seen her at the cub before but never went to the room until today. Sweet and very accommodating but not particularly passionate. Still I walked away satisfied.

Dined on a savory (salty) soup made up of green beans and some bits of ham. A nice change of pace from the frankfrurters and it sustained me.

I need to visit more so as to build a rapport with the ladies, I have a feeling that might unlock better sessions. Nevertheless, I felt sated by the invaluable level of service provided here.

[Lanthano]

Lantano. Enjoy your trip. Remember Dietzenbach club is the opposite of luxurious. If this is your first visit to FKK, the only way after it in terms of facilities is up.

Thanks.

Haha, I thought so. Well I guess that's the point. Start low, go up.

[ExpatLover]

Haha, thanks for the explanation.

You know what? I might actually consider it. It's true that the sex industry seems to be massive here, but that's partially because the non-pro girls here are terrible and difficult. Dating is a nightmare. I'm not sure if German women are actually women in the sense that the rest of the world means it. I'll take the American girls over them any day.

Anyway, Dietzenbach awaits this Sat.

German woman are not difficult to date and you have a lot of real sexy one like in each country. Sex with a prostitute is never at the same level than with a GF at least for me.

[Lanthano]

Saw the 19,99 e entry surfing the net somewhere else, was advertised as a special for this week so no clue if it is applicable to the weekend or to next week and so on. I think all but 2 are Romanians there and although not all Romanians are Gypsies there exists a large population of Gypsies around the world and many do live in modern day Romania. I am not a historian, limited knowledge on Gypsy movement. I do know within Dietzenbach itself they do roam couch to couch and it is rare they stay long so they do share that roaming tendency of displacement and movement within the tiny club itself. They have also been known to take from each other. I have also left a gift for another male Dietz family member with his Queen yet another Gypsy stole it from her. Maybe they are Gypsies after all

You are lucky to live there, I am unlucky enough to live in this hell hole and lucky to not have to work much and hope to become a retiree and move in to the Retirement home in Darmsdadt and pay 50-65 Euros a day for wellness, food and occasionally fuck for no more than 50e and never a tip and get hours and hours of free couch time and when no one is looking or aware I can sneak in my car and drive to Dietzenbach, fuck a Gypsy in the natural state and return to Sharks with my secrets intact.

I will trade spots with you, I will take Frankfurt and you can have Austin. I will take all the clubs and fancy retirement homes full of Romanian prostitutes and you can have every piece of garbage the United States has to offer you for pussy.

I just call them Gypsies. They are my family. They accept me for my poverty and wrinkled up and greasy 5, 10 and 20 notes. The Gypsies and the Jews, we were both kicked out of Spain the same time and in WWII both persecuted so I will always be there to support these particular Gypsies that ended up in poor E Europe and share with them the little that I have.

Haha, thanks for the explanation.

You know what? I might actually consider it. It's true that the sex industry seems to be massive here, but that's partially because the non-pro girls here are terrible and difficult. Dating is a nightmare. I'm not sure if German women are actually women in the sense that the rest of the world means it. I'll take the American girls over them any day.

Anyway, Dietzenbach awaits this Sat.