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10-22-18 18:05 #3009
Posts: 13Originally Posted by Hamodaaso1180 [View Original Post]
At Parklands Shade, there will be girls for sure, and it is very central so if you don't find anyone there, then you can move around very quickly with an uber to get what you want.
Not sure about room quality though.
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09-25-18 21:43 #3008
Posts: 139Wise words.
I lost months and a lot of money until I realize this simple fact, and even if you met her after you just landed don't tell her that she is your first experience in the country, you are giving her the hope to rip you off.
Very wise words bro!
Originally Posted by XXL [View Original Post]
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09-25-18 21:35 #3007
Posts: 139Parklands Shade Club.
Hi guys,
Regarding Parklands Shade club, Does the nightclub usually have WGs looking for customers there.
I was thinking to stay in Parklands shade, which could be an ideal hotel to pick and fuck in the same place / hotel.
Another friend advised me about Sirona Hotel in Parklands, as another good option.
I saw some reviews about Sirona describe the place as brothel!
I'm a little confused in fact.
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09-25-18 16:55 #3006
Posts: 171Originally Posted by Neddy69 [View Original Post]
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09-25-18 07:50 #3005
Posts: 1501Important educational videos
Gentlemen.
Must see educational video offers excellent insight in the mindsets of kenchics.
https://youtu.be/DUPguWeW2gw
https://youtu.be/1RgYBXNCa64
https://youtu.be/uJIpE5wT_Ec
Enjoy.
And. Before you fall in love. Never forget. It's only about pesa pesa pesa.
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09-13-18 19:58 #3004
Posts: 105Originally Posted by Grego62 [View Original Post]
That's the truth of Kenyan economic 'strength': it's the money-laundry capitol of Africa.
Sorry for the economics lesson. Back to AirBnB.
I can't speak for the coast, but I've done several Nairobi rentals.
Although you do have to be careful with dubious listings -- everywhere, not just in Kenya. But especially here. -- the more you're paying over $25, your chance of falling into dumps goes DOWN exponentially.
The biggest headache you'll run into for such places is over-pricing. But for the same reasons hotels try to stick it to us: e. G. Paying for name or reputation over quality; paying for location over amenities; hosts that provide the most basic amenities, but still equal to what you would get in a much-higher-priced hotel, etc.
I've rented several under-$20 spots, and you get what you pay for. If you need or expect anything fancy, you'll be sorely disappointed. Still, the places I've rented are safe (-ish), clean, conveniently located, large in space (one 1 BR flat had walk-in closets. I've never seen that, ever, in Kenya. Of course, the building was old as fcuk). Only one of them was actually worth more than its price, barely, because it offered some amenities that a few over-$20 places did not.
Although I don't recommend going under-20, especially if you're new to (under) developed countries like Kenya, the best way to screen ABB listings is like screening dating profiles:
It's more important what's NOT shown. For example, if there's no pic of the toilet, tub or bathroom, the bathroom is going to be a shitroom.
Some places list fake pics. Duh! Be skeptical. The fewer number of pics, be more skeptical.
If you see any listing saying they have a hottub (yup, go search for that), fcuk it.
If you're ready to take the plunge, book ONE night. This way, you limit the risk. Have a Plan-be spot queued to book if the first one isn't good enough.
Avoid any listing that posts more pics about tourist attractions than about the apt itself.
Beware that the better / best under-20 spots are on the 4th or 5th floor of a no-elevator building. The apt & views are usually worth it, but in exchange for exercise. The hosts are supposed to put that in the description, but. This is Kenya.
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09-07-18 07:43 #3003
Posts: 1404Originally Posted by Grego62 [View Original Post]
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09-06-18 06:29 #3002
Posts: 153Use an Airbnb.
Originally Posted by Grego62 [View Original Post]
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09-06-18 00:23 #3001
Posts: 8Hotels in nairobi LOL.
My first African soiree.
So I'm a long term lurker here and really appreciate the trip details on this site.
I'm going to be in Mtwapa and Bamburi from October 28. Nairobi in middle November. Its my first time to Africa but I love those African girls. I've traveled allot to Thailand and Philippines and am not unused to mongering. But I will be careful. I've booked the first 4 days in a airbnb apartment in Bamburi beach and then will explore for other options. I will try and run an updated trip report as I go along as I feel the need to add to the forum. Updates as I go.
I've checked the details of hotels for Nairobi on here but can't seem to find any recommendations fro the westland area that are not over $100 per night. Is this a normal price for this area. I've been looking at the hotel Emerald which is OK but expensive compared to other places. I'm so spoilt by Thailand and Pattaya prices and choice.
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09-03-18 13:22 #3000
Posts: 105Originally Posted by ElephantBeer [View Original Post]
And all flats are intrinsically girl-friendly.
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09-02-18 12:38 #2999
Posts: 590Originally Posted by ElephantBeer [View Original Post]
Central park hotel is 4 or 5 k a night, is ok but little noisy. Hotel Metro is basic but ok 4 to 5 k.
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09-01-18 17:39 #2998
Posts: 178Are any of these places still going strong?
Or, are there new places to hookup?
It's been a few years since I did my research. Got sick and never made it. Now better and getting ready for a trip.
Black Diamond.
Casablanca.
Club Dolce.
Florida 2000.
Madhouse.
Simba Saloon.
Simmers.
Havana & Bacchu's Lounge.
Tacos.
Club Pango.
Red Tape.
What about the River Road area for knocking shops?
Hotels: looking for something comfortable and that won't land me in a taxi for hours each night (close to Westlands or Koinange?
10,000 - 15,000.
The Terminal Hotel.
Chester House.
Hotel Metro.
Central Park.
La Maison Royale.
Grand Holiday.
Another?
Thanks!
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08-26-18 15:51 #2997
Posts: 89Originally Posted by TripleDarknes [View Original Post]
He have now his lessons and know that you not must interfere and go in competition with that kin of people when you want to stay in the country any where in Africa.
The lesson is stay under the radar of that kind of people and play it safe so that you live safe and longer.
The most muzungu's think that they are untouchable because the most Africans play that they like them and for the family you are a status symbol, but do not underestimated what can be happened when they not have profit of you in one or another way.
That is also the reason that I hunt up country and make friends special with the chiefs and elders because I am for them a status symbol because they have a muzungu friend from abroad.
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08-19-18 02:43 #2996
Posts: 669Day tripping.
Originally Posted by NGong [View Original Post]
But yeah you couldn't do it close to home you didn't have the same "rights" as a local man who could have ten women living in the same town.
What trouble did your friend from Uganda get into?
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08-17-18 12:56 #2995
Posts: 89Originally Posted by Neddy69 [View Original Post]
I am wondering or you are real know Kenya and the rest of Africa what Neddy tell. I am a muzungu and living all more than 10 years in Kenya also married with a Kenya lady (I am 69 and she is 58).
I have never problems because I respect her and she respect me. I am a hunter and go around Kenya. I live in the suburb of Nairobi.
The lesson what I have learned is be polite and respect the other side in a good way, and you get what you want special when you like me not hunt in the city but up country I have meet ladies of practical all tribes in Kenya and not spend a lot of money for fun but always give them the respect what they want even help them out of problems with school-fees and food.
When you are in a small village buy some fruits and a drink on the market and make a social talk and you will be surprised special when you are with a old Pajero like me to show that I am not a rich muzungu they will give you all the information what you want and going with you to the small hotel for a lunch of diner.
Special the single lady what have the shop on the street like to a company you and even offer you a better option for your need. (That is my experience) because very lady want to show that she have a muzungu friend and show you to her relatives but be straight and let them know that you are not willing to married.
Know also they are all will coming to Nairobi to look for a job and getting a free drive and some money is for them a big present. I do never take them to my place but drop them in town so that they can go to the relative or boy friend who lives all ready in Nairobi.
The most in the up country do not have money for this kind of travel because the payment for the daile job is 200- 300 Ksh for a day what means ther is no saving for any trip or they must have a contract with some body who will pay the travel.
So my friends I am retried and live a good and simple live without any difficulties here even my friend who was living in Kampala is now vacated to here because in Uganda where a lot of problems for him.
Greetings Ngong.