Cali Reports

[BayBoy]

Great, comprehensive report Tomjackin. Can't believe you went to all those places in 4 days. Most of them I haven't been to or heard of before. I really enjoyed your description of Bar La Veinte #1, 2 Gardenias, and San Sonero (can't believe you took a taxi there for one block). #1 is my absolute slice of heaven place.

I've never been to that Carrera 15 scene. Seems too rough and dicey for me.

I assume you didn't get over to Dr. Amor. Would have been interested in your take on that place. Did you ever find Avenida Sexta?

[Combo]

Been to both Cali and MDE many times. To answer Thad Max's question, yes women are generally a bit darker in Cali. Cali has a more substantial Afro-descent population. Both cities have plenty of very attractive women. Cali has more of a dance culture, so the women tend to be pretty fit.

Other differences-.

MDE is a more "pleasant" city. Cali is poorer than MDE and in general, just a bit more grungy, though it has some very nice areas. Also Cali is a bit hotter than MDE (though not nearly as hot as Cartagena). No metro train in Cali like in MDE.

There is even more silicone in Cali than in MDE (hard to believe). Go out to clubs and you will see some women that look like cartoon characters.

Easier to meet non-pros in Cali.

You're less likely to run into fellow Gringos in Cali.

I like both cities, and I frequently hit both in the same trip.

[Josh Dales]

Guys,

The Cali report from Mr Tom Jackins is a strong contender for Cali report of the year. Great info.

On the follow up question regarding Medellin vs Cali. The answer is simple: Medellin is a much more beautiful city.

Cleaner air, better nature, better cultural monuments, bigger city, more variety in everything.

But, as Cali do not even have even a slice of the tourist crowds that nowdays spam Medellin. (I swear. I hate filthy, dirty backpackers and worthless hipsters. So I stay way way way out of Lleras).

That means your chance of meeting a nonpro in Cali that are not jaded from the waves of hipster-tourists, are a lot bigger.

Also prices for P4P is lower in general (if you are a bottomfeeder, strolling the dirty streets in el centro, Medellin, looking for a glue sniffing woman that has not washed herself properly in the last year. Please stay in Medellin. The filthy centrodump is your paradise).

For everyone else, P4P prices are lower in Cali.

Just remember Mr Toms warning: very few people in Cali speaks English, and those that do, are often well educated upper middleclass = not your typical P4P/ nonpro target group.

Happy hunting.

[TomJackin]

You are reading my mind, I have the same thoughts and hence the same question as yours.

I thought I answered all your questions already.

How would you compare the women and overall vibe in Cali to Medellin or Cartagena? I've wanted to visit Cali but have always just stuck with a good thing in Medellin or Cartagena.
I've heard that Cali women are darker skinned and heavy into fitness (which would be my dream LOL). Did you find that to be the case?

I've only been to Medellin once, and that was years ago. So I can't compare Cali to that place very much.

As to Cartagena, Cartagena seems to be more of a tourist place, especially for the Colombians (been there twice). Lots of women, but limited in clubs when compared to Cali.

The dark skinned girls are more abundant in Cali, not sure about the fitness thingy.

[The Tall Man]

The best, most comprehensive report I've seen on the boards. I will aim to deliver this kind of content quality on future trips.

I had (erroneously) assumed that the Cali scene wasn't as robust as Medellin or Cartagena. But boy was I wrong. Sounds like Cali actually has *more* to offer if you know where to look!

How would you compare the women and overall vibe in Cali to Medellin or Cartagena? I've wanted to visit Cali but have always just stuck with a good thing in Medellin or Cartagena. Now.

I may have to reconsider. Also. Props to you for being adventurous and pioneering this report for many of us who are hesitant or uninformed about Cali. Sounds like you were in some parts.

Of Cali that were moderately (to significantly) dangerous. But I've found having common sense, keeping a low profile, and constantly having your signals active goes a long way in keeping one safe.

Great idea to have a car hired so that you can quickly evade a dangerous situation on the street.

I've heard that Cali women are darker skinned and heavy into fitness (which would be my dream LOL). Did you find that to be the case?

You are reading my mind, I have the same thoughts and hence the same question as yours.

The Tall Man.

[ThadMax]

The best, most comprehensive report I've seen on the boards. I will aim to deliver this kind of content quality on future trips.

I had (erroneously) assumed that the Cali scene wasn't as robust as Medellin or Cartagena. But boy was I wrong. Sounds like Cali actually has *more* to offer if you know where to look!

How would you compare the women and overall vibe in Cali to Medellin or Cartagena? I've wanted to visit Cali but have always just stuck with a good thing in Medellin or Cartagena. Now.

I may have to reconsider. Also. Props to you for being adventurous and pioneering this report for many of us who are hesitant or uninformed about Cali. Sounds like you were in some parts.

Of Cali that were moderately (to significantly) dangerous. But I've found having common sense, keeping a low profile, and constantly having your signals active goes a long way in keeping one safe.

Great idea to have a car hired so that you can quickly evade a dangerous situation on the street.

I've heard that Cali women are darker skinned and heavy into fitness (which would be my dream LOL). Did you find that to be the case?

[Jooks]

Welcome to Cali! A city where stop signs and red lights are merely recommendations after midnight.

Thank you! One of the best reports I've read. Especially helpful for me. I'm planning on my first Cali visit on my next trip.

[TomJackin]

Question - (1) can we ask what you paid your driver Edward for each hour?

(2) What in particular made Calenas VIP stand out for you? The pricing of 300 mil an hour is top in my books and equal to La Isla in Medellin.

(3) The naked chicas at Olimpus does sound like a lot of fun, were they only for lap dances? Certainly they are available.

(4) The chicas you did have on-site at the club, how was the set up of the rooms (ie. Clean, hot water, tv, music, etc.)?

(5) What was the attitude of the girls?

(6) Did you see any other gringos in the clubs or were you the only one?

(1) We agreed on 25 per hour.

(2) Calenas VIP was my first club and they had many friendly chicas; the one I was with was outstanding.

(3) The naked chicas at Olimpus were a lot of fun, and they were available as well.

(4) The rooms were all different, depending on the club, but they all had showers.

(5) I was with 5 girls during my stay, they all had great attitudes. But that strictly depends on how you treat them. I treat them all with respect and they seem to like that.

(6) During my romp, I did not see any other gringos, and I liked that! I'm not cocky by any means, but I do have confidence when I walk into these places, and I'm extremely friendly as well. During my romps in Paraguay and Bolivia, I did get nervous a couple of times; but the nervousness past after a couple of shots.

It is a shopping Mall with banks and all kinds of places to eat and activities.

Centenario Centro Commercial http://www.centenariocc.com/en/.

Thanks, now I know! I was too busy researching the barrios and clubs, I failed to research the money exchange situation. My bad!

Great comprehensive guide to the club scene in Cali. Just print and "go". That takes a lot of time and effort not to mention money. Well worth it though. Great Job.

Thank you for the kind words. We both appreciate solid trip reports. That is why both of us put in a great effort to write solid reports. Yes, it takes time and money, but for me, it's worth the effort. BTW, your last two trip reports on Lima and Acapulco were outstanding in every aspect! Looking forward to you trip report from Oxaca and the surrounding areas!

Three cheers for this report. Exactly the kind of info that benefits all of us. This monger truly appreciates the effort to write it. -scubatoo.

Thank you for the kind words!

[The Tall Man]

Yes a very comprehensive report, hats off to Mr Tom Jackin!

Question - (1) can we ask what you paid your driver Edward for each hour?

(2) What in particular made Calenas VIP stand out for you? The pricing of 300 mil an hour is top in my books and equal to La Isla in Medellin.

(3) The naked chicas at Olimpus does sound like a lot of fun, were they only for lap dances? Certainly they are available.

(4) The chicas you did have on-site at the club, how was the set up of the rooms (ie. Clean, hot water, tv, music, etc.)?

(5) What was the attitude of the girls?

(6) Did you see any other gringos in the clubs or were you the only one?

To newbies. The term they use for a 1,000 note is Mil, meaning thousand. So 20 mil is 20,000 pesos, on and on.

Comments. Yes the security guy at the club gave you great advice to take a cab even for one block. I was in centro last year and just as bad if not worse than the zombie land of Medellin centro (just north west of Raudal) with literally a thousand drug addicts on the street in a two block area.

Great report!

The Tall Man.

[World Travel 69]

Sorry about the money exchange problem.

But, Bayboy found a great place.

It is a shopping Mall with banks and all kinds of places to eat and activities.

Centenario Centro Commercial http://www.centenariocc.com/en/.

Meet a few non-pros in a exercise class.

[Artisttyp]

Great comprehensive guide to the club scene in Cali. Just print and "go". That takes a lot of time and effort not to mention money. Well worth it though.

Great Job.

[Scubatoo]

Welcome to Cali! ... Would I ever return to Cali? Fuck yeah! As always, just my dos pinche pesos of course!

Three cheers for this report. Exactly the kind of info that benefits all of us. This monger truly appreciates the effort to write it. -scubatoo.

[TomJackin]

Welcome to Cali! A city where stop signs and red lights are merely recommendations after midnight.

First and foremost, I want to thank World Travel 69 for his excellent map and BayBoy for his recommendations. There was very little information that I found, but World Travel 69's map was golden! I always try to update his maps whenever I visit the countries. This trip, it was truly a challenge because there were so many damn places to go. I focused mainly on the clubs, not the casas. In four nights, I never made it to all the clubs, but I really tried DAMMIT!

Logistics:

Flight:
You can get coach flights out of San Diego for around $970 and change.

Logging:
I rented a nice two bedroom apartment on Airbnb for $100 per night. The place was a rooftop penthouse with a jacuzzi and my host was great. It was located in a very nice barrio called Granada.

Weather:
The weather was in the 80's during the day, but the city cooled down nicely after the sun went down; when I do the most damage!.

Money:
The currency is in thousands, which takes a day or two to get used to. Fuck, I hate math! On the average, the rate was 3000 to 1 US. So basically, I just divided by 3 and it seemed to work out. The small bills are a fucking waste of time! For example, the 1000 note is worth 33 pinche cents!

Exchanging dollars:
My host warned me about changing dollars at the bank or western union. He said they offer 10-20% below the official exchange rate. But, I did not want to simply trust my credit cards with the ATMs. Thus, I brought cash and went to one of the banks the second day. What a fucking ordeal! I was in the bank for over an hour, filling out paperwork, and giving them my fingerprints; lesson learned. It took forever and a day to get out of that damn bank!

Getting around town:
I rarely used taxis during my stay. I used one from the airport to the apartment, it costs 60 K. When I was in a hurry, I used a few taxis; they were dirt cheap. Even cheaper, I used Uber most of the time. The first night, I met a taxi driver named Edward. I used him for the four nights. We agreed on an hourly rate. I like having the security of someone waiting for me. Because some of the places I went, most would be scared to get out of the car, no less, enter the place.

Language:
Very few chicas, taxi drivers, and restaurant workers knew how to speak anything but Spanish. I struggled at times, but that was part of the fun of exploring a different country.

Communication:
I have the T-Mobile North American plan. My plan gave me unlimited data at 2 G speed, calls at 20 cents per minute and free texts. Thus, I started using WhatsApp on my regular phone. I started chatting with my apartment host before I left. As long as I had a WiFi signal, WhatsApp was free of charge. I was chatting on WhatsApp, Facebook, and Skype; including video calls for no charge whatsoever.

Where and what I ate in Cali. First off, if you are seeking great chow, Colombia should not be your first stop! I really did not have a lot of time to eat at restaurants; too busy running the streets naked. But there were a few places with decent food:

Il forno. Pasta dish called Sicilana.
El Valencia. Paella with beef, chicken, and ribs.
La Cerveceria. Cordon bleu.
Macarroni's. Lasagna.
Koky. Late night chow, open until 6 AM.

All of the other food I ate was unmemorable.

The Venues:
First off, I'm not a big casa type person. But I was determined to hit every club on the map. However, Colombia decided to have a damn election during my visit. Thus, my last night, Saturday, there were no bars, clubs, or discos operating after 6 PM. It was not a problem because all the girls were not working and were hitting me up on WhatsApp, so I had my favorite of the trip come by for a couple of hours.

I was determined to gather as much information as possible. In each bar / club / venue, I asked several questions and did my best to write the answers on my trusty note pad. As each night went on, the more I drank. Thus, if I am wrong with any of my notes, feel free to correct me. The fichas were various prices, I am quoting the lowest ficha price.

I don't drink beer or whisky, so in many of the places, I was shit out of luck. Some places offered shots of rum and tequila, which I could live with. Otherwise, I just had a tasty bottle of water; sad, huh? In every place I went, sex onsite and offsite was available. I will mention my favorite places at the end of my club listings. All prices are in thousands. Thus, 20 is twenty thousand.

Club: Calenas VIP.
Cover: 10, included one beer.
My drink: 20.
Ficha: 20.
Sex: 200/30 - 300/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 12.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: Wednesday 1 am.
Comments: Nice club, my chica was very entertaining!

Club: Mansion Calenas.
Cover: none.
My drink: only had beer and whisky.
Ficha: 20.
Sex: 200/30 - 250/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 10.
Quality of chicas: OK to very good.
Night / Time: Wednesday 2 am.
Comments: Nice small club with a pool in the middle; no, I didn't go swimming, but I wanted to!

Club: Deluxe.
Cover: none.
My drink: only had beer and whisky.
Ficha: 24.
Sex: 300/30 - 400/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 12.
Quality of chicas: very good to damn hot.
Night / Time: Thursday 11 pm.
Comments: Very nice club with hot women!

Club: Adorable Girls in Fantasies.
Cover: none.
My drink: 8 shot of rum.
Ficha: 8.
Sex: 50/30 - 80/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 6.
Quality of chicas: OK to good.
Night / Time: Wednesday 11:30 pm.
Comments: It's a small place and kind of hard to find. La Madrina was very nice.

Club: Pasarela Light.
Cover: none.
My drink: Shared a half bottle of vodka with a chica for 80.
Ficha: ?
Sex: 100/30 - 200/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 5.
Quality of chicas: OK to good.
Night / Time: Wednesday 12:30 am.
Comments: Nice place with friendly chicas and staff.

Club: Eventos Liz.
Cover: none.
My drink: 25.
Ficha: 25.
Sex: 70-80/30 - 100-120/1 hour, depending on the chica.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 20.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: Wednesday 1 am.
Comments: As soon as La Madrina saw me, she attacked me from the rear, and she wanted to introduce me to all her chicas, she was a really a nice woman. She brought over her best chica and we all had a drink together. I really liked the place.

Club: Flores Frescas.
Cover: 10, included one beer.
My drink: 40.
Ficha: 40.
Sex: 210/30 - 260/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 8.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: Wednesday 1:40 am.
Comments: Very nice place, but hard to find. Very dark building with high security.

Before I report on these next clubs, I want to share my thoughts on El Centro. I went during the daylight hours, which was a good call. The area is not for the faint of heart. It's pretty rough and not a place that you would what to walk around, especially if you have blonde hair like me. My Uber driver was hesitant to drop me off in front of Bar La Veinte 1. I told him, don't worry, I'll be fine (I hoped).

As I left Bar La Veinte 1 to go over to Bar La Veinte 2, I asked the security guard where Bar Gardenias was located. It was a few doors down with a blue awning. After I checked out Bar Gardenias, I was walking past the security guard and he asked me where I was going. I told him I was headed to Bar Soreno, which was about a block away.

The security guard told me that it was obvious that I was a gringo and insisted that I should not walk in the area. So, I took a fucking taxi to Bar Soreno, even though the place was just a block away. But, I salute the security guard for being concerned for my safety; it was thoughtful.

Club: Bar La Veinte 1.
Cover: none.
My drink: shot tequila, 4.
Ficha: shot Baileys, 6.
Sex: 60/30 - 120/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: too many to count.
Quality of chicas: OK to very good.
Night / Time: Thursday 5:30 pm.
Comments: Huge place with tons of women strolling around.

Club: Bar La Veinte 2.
Comments: Across the street from Bar La Veinte 1. I poked my head in there and there were only two chicas. It was around 6:10 pm on Thursday.

Club: Bar Gardenias.
Comments: The place is close to Bar La Veinte 2. I poked my head in there and there was only one chica. It was around 6:15 pm on Thursday.

Club: Bar Soreno.
Cover: none.
My drink: 5 rum shot.
Ficha: 5 rum shot.
Sex: 40/30 - 80/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 20+.
Quality of chicas: OK to very good.
Night / Time: Thursday 6:30 pm.
Comments: I was sitting next to this young cutie and we started chatting. I bought her a shot and we started discussing prices. She said in was 40 for 30 minutes. I told her it takes me at least 10 minutes to take off and put on my clothes. I asked about an hour, and she said 90. I said, "What the fuck? You can't more than double the fucking price!" She just laughed, and said, OK, 80 is fine. Off we went! I left there around 8 pm and the war zone was in full operation. Tons of people laying on the streets and many others just standing around that seem to have no purpose in life, so it seemed. The club seemed to close around 8 because all the girls cleared out and when I was outside, the club locked their doors. A called for an Uber and when he arrived, he gave me that look of, "What in the fuck are you doing in El Centro?" We chatted and had a good laugh at my expense.

Club: El Faraon.
Cover: none.
My drink: water 5.
Ficha: 13.
Sex: 70/30 - 120/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 7.
Quality of chicas: OK to good.
Night / Time: Thursday 11:30 pm.
Comments: Nice little place with a friendly staff.

Club: Platino.
Cover: none.
My drink: 10.
Ficha: 12.
Sex: 60/30 - 80/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 6.
Quality of chicas: OK to good.
Night / Time: Thursday midnight.
Comments: Nice little place with a friendly staff.

Club: Escoces.
Cover: none.
My drink: 25.
Ficha: 25.
Sex: 250/30 - 400/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 30+.
Quality of chicas: very good to fucking hot.
Night / Time: Thursday 12:30 am.
Comments: Great club, pricy, but a very entertaining place. RED FLAG: when a chica asks, "Dollars or Pesos?

Club: Olimpus.
Cover: 10, nothing included.
My drink: water 3.
Ficha: 13.
Sex: 55/30 - 80/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 20+.
Quality of chicas: OK to good.
Night / Time: Thursday 1 am.
Comments: This place was a hoot! Half of the chicas were buck naked, so I just had to find out why! The naked chicas were the lap dancers. So at some point, the music changed, and the naked chicas were bouncing all over the customers. I enjoyed the place!

Club: Spartacus.
Cover: ?
My drink: ?
Ficha: ?
Sex: never got the answer.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 1.
Quality of the only chica: good.
Night / Time: Friday 7 pm.
Comments: This was a strange place. I never made it past the front door. An older man asked me what I was looking for and I replied chicas. There was one chica sitting next to the door and she offered me an hour and a half massage for 130. Then I asked about sex and she told me it would cost more and we could discuss pricing during the massage; I left at that point. SKIP this place!

Club: Hero's.
Comments: We looked for this place for 15-20 minutes. Called the phone number; not in service. This place no longer exist.

Club: Venu's.
Comments: We looked for this place for 15-20 minutes. Called the phone number; not in service. This place no longer exist.

Club: Casa Blanca (White House), ex Corazon El Ray Cali.
Cover: none.
My drink: 10.
Ficha: 10.
Sex: 50/30 - 100/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 6.
Quality of chicas: Just OK.
Night / Time: Friday 10 pm.
Comments: I was told the place has 18-20 chicas, but many come later in the evening.

Club: Dinas.
Cover: none.
My drink: water 4.
Ficha: 14.
Sex: 85/30 - 125/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 20.
Quality of chicas: OK to very good.
Night / Time: Friday 10:30 pm.
Comments: Nice club with some nice chicas.

Club: Cupidos.
Cover: none.
My drink: shot 5.
Ficha: beer 10.
Sex: 55/30 - 85/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 15+.
Quality of chicas: OK to good.
Night / Time: Friday 11:15 am.
Comments: A nice small club with a friendly staff.

Club: Tangas.
Cover: none.
My drink: water 5.
Ficha: shot 13.
Sex: 80/30 - 105/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 15.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: Friday 11:40 pm.
Comments: Nice club, but way too many fucking stairs. If I remember correctly, I had to walk up three flights of stairs to get in the club.

Club: Florecitas Cache.
Comments: Around midnight on Friday, we found this place. Quite a local place and Edward told me that is was very cheap and dangerous to boot. In the doorway of the place, there were two fat ugly women wearing skin tight clothing; yuck! We both decided it was better if we just drove away; and we did!

Club: JC.
Cover: none.
My drink: water 3.
Ficha: beer 10/ redbull 15.
Sex: 90/30 - 160/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 15.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: Friday 12:10 am.
Comments: Nice club with some pretty chicas.

Club: La Piscina (next door to JC).
Cover: none.
My drink: shot 5.
Ficha: 10.
Sex: 100/30 - 200/1 hour.
On site: yes.
Number of chicas: 15.
Quality of chicas: good to very good.
Night / Time: Friday 12:40 am.
Comments: Nice big club with a pool to boot. I decided it would be my last club of the romp, so I chose a dark skinned hottie and she abused me for an hour!

Other information:
There are five bars / clubs on Carrera 15 that are all close to each other:

Club Social La 15.
Copacabana.
Club Bar La 33.
El Son de las Muecas.
Bar Vanidades.

Edward highly recommended for me not to explore those bars; for safety reasons. I trusted his judgment. I'll let someone else take the plunge on those bars / clubs.

As you can see, I explored as many places as I could. Sometimes trip reports seem like a lot of work, but I had fun gathering information and chatting with the chicas.

If I had any "Must See" clubs, these would be my suggestions in no particular order:

Calenas VIP.
Deluxe.
Eventos Liz.
Flores Frescas.
Bar La Veinte #1 - refer to my notes on El Centro.
San Soreno. Refer to my notes on El Centro.
Esconces.
Olimpus. The naked chicas factor!
La Piscina.

Street girls:
I saw many when driving through El Centro, but they looked pretty rough. I saw some around my barrio Granada, but did not want to stop and chat with them. Dammit, I was on a mission!

Cupid:
Had one date, but got too busy running the streets.

Tinder:
No luck whatsoever.

Overall thoughts on Cali:
I had a great time! I enjoyed what this city had to offer, especially the chicas. The city was fun to explore and the people were very friendly. I also like the fact that I HAD to speak Spanish to communicate with the chicas. I had a great time exploring and documenting stuff for our community.

Would I ever return to Cali? Fuck yeah!

As always, just my dos pinche pesos of course!

[ShawMan74]

Great report. My real takeaway is that I did not miss a thing when I was in Cali last year and did not partake in any mongering. I am getting embedded in Medellin. Great girls, UTR type girls who need some economic help, I am talking 50 to 100 mil and they party with me. Life is good and I often say that I should have been born with 3 dicks because I could use them in my adventures in paisa land.

The Tall Man.

P.S. - Love the girl in the 3rd foto, slender waist and fit, how was her face and attitude?

No no brother, that one is the fraud!! All 3 pics are of the same girl, the red marshmallow. If anyone gets these pics sent to them, be forewarned of a lame-azz time. LOL.

[The Tall Man]

First off, apologies to the board, especially Bad Boy and World Traveler.

So as for Spazz, I told him off when he tried to pull a fast one on me. But yeah, no grown man should need another grown man to pay his way, but more importantly, shouldn't be setting someone up to pay his way without his consent. The kid is an addict. And a ringing endorsement for the sage advice to avoid kid guides at all costs.

So as for a record of the experiences, I will list them in order. All action is covered. The only thing uncovered in this country is making out, if they'll even do that with you.

8/6 "Spazz's rumba".

My first day in Cali and this was Random strip club in Grenada. Dirty, gross, loud music, and loaded with ugly girls. A nutshell for Spazz and everything that he is. - the girl was Manuela, morena, well toned, firm tight flat stomach, wide hips, fake tits but not too big. Chino features Like a Thai "little brown fkng machine. " Very mechanical. It was okay I guess. Cold shower after.

We left and went to another place, Events Liz. Veronica. Sweet face, light skinned, dark hair, Natural tits. All in all not too bad. Did the bottle service with the room and 20 min upstairs. It was aight but nothing to write home about. If Spazz wasn't a part of this it would have been better. And the place is also in a shtty, shady azz part of town.

8/10 - fired Spazz, but the only good thing he ever did was introduce me to Bernie, a driver who turned out to be the best damn reference I can give you for Cali. Ask me for his contact, HIGHLY recommended.

8/11 - went to place called "Flores" - Michelle. Short, an ok body, kinda "fit / fat". Short hair, dyed blonde, college girl. She's deceptively muscly so she is a power fkkr, lots and lots of energy, very active in bed, great personality too.

Something I learned about the scene here in Colombia, the club thing just doesn't do it for me here. I don't speak the language, I'm not into salsa, and they are brilliant atmosphere to burn all your money before you get to the action. Once you're there, its very short time left on the clock. Its meant to be deceptive in order to keep the customer confused and frustrated. The girl is good, but I don't recommend clubs. So I am going to go the more focused route and take their environmental weapons out of the equation. After I found Bernie, I stuck with the option of private delivery and never looked back.

Bernie's girls.

8/13 - The red marshmallow. I forgot her name but it doesn't matter because in a word, fraud. Except I don't think she has the element of wilful or wonton intent to deceive, so it can't be called fraud. 20 yrs old, long natural reddish hair. She's already a good 20 lbs heavier than her photo, and pure blubber, no muscle whatsoever. It is her though because the tatoos match up from the pics. Not only bait 'and switch, she not even intimate. Lots of stalling, she doesn't come around, she doesn't loosen up, doesn't kiss, won't let you near her tits, won't even share a glass of wine, I honestly don't know wtf she's doing in the biz. She doesn't even have enough arm strength for a basic tug. Truly pathetic. So I took care of myself and that was that. Oh, THEN she gets a hang-dog look on her face asking for penetration, . Finally starts getting chatty, stalling when the driver is outside waiting for her. SMH. Pics included so you don't fall for it.

8/15 - 20 yr old venezuelan who shall remain unnamed because this was an actual wholesome, chaperoned milkshake date complete with a walk through the park. She is sooo sweet, so well mannered, well-heeled, feminine and demure. It was an absolute pleasure spending some time with her. American women need to be deeply and profoundly ashamed for who and what they are, absolutely vile by comparison an god damned undeserving.

8/16 - Mariana - 22 yo, stunning. Like a model out of an early 90's music video. Petite, all natural, We don't have girls like this back home anymore.

Very friendly, very very cool chick. I am def going to see her again before I go, but my heart hurts thinking about it. Girls like her are what make Cali worth it. Otherwise this is a pretty boring little town.

8/17 - update, I never saw Mariana again because. I actually ended up meeting someone while I was here an honest to god non-pro! We spent the weekend together.

8/22 - But never fear, me and her are not official yet, and I still have Medellin to adventure!

Great report. My real takeaway is that I did not miss a thing when I was in Cali last year and did not partake in any mongering. I am getting embedded in Medellin. Great girls, UTR type girls who need some economic help, I am talking 50 to 100 mil and they party with me. Life is good and I often say that I should have been born with 3 dicks because I could use them in my adventures in paisa land.

The Tall Man.

P.S. - Love the girl in the 3rd foto, slender waist and fit, how was her face and attitude?