Bangalore

[Eat My Chaddis]

Can anyone give me some pointers to this theen o spa. I mean when I google I am getting two different locations.

And the name of this lady doing the leg massage thing.

My PM is active. And thanks in advance.

Not, not. The one down tube well road. The other one closer to IT Park.

[HelloRajesh]

Now you've done it and put ideas into everyone in ISG. Imagine if everyone on Bangalore ISG start shagging into bottles and sending them to ms Madhavi. Won't she be surprised receiving bottles and bottles of sperm in the mail. Maybe she can donate to a sperm bank and make some money.

It's also not safe to let your sperm out of your sight in this way. Imagine if some unscrupulous souls get a hold of it, impregnate some woman and start demanding money for child support. Where will you be then?

Friends,

There is an update on the jar of my semen I had sent Madhvi along with a love note, fresh roses and foreign chocolate.

She responded on the email ID I had give! Yes, unbelievable right? Some of you might have misunderstood my intentions. The love note to her was very decent and laced with erotic thoughts, and the jar with my semen was just labelled FLOW (as if it is a perfume or something. My friend is a graphic designer, and I had asked her to design a killer label with the words 'FLOW' for the jar. She did a fantastic job and obviously she does not know where I have put the label. She will kill me if she does)..

[BoobsManiac]

Friends,

There is an update on the jar of my semen I had sent Madhvi along with a love note, fresh roses and foreign chocolate.

She responded on the email ID I had give! Yes, unbelievable right? Some of you might have misunderstood my intentions. The love note to her was very decent and laced with erotic thoughts, and the jar with my semen was just labelled FLOW (as if it is a perfume or something. My friend is a graphic designer, and I had asked her to design a killer label with the words 'FLOW' for the jar. She did a fantastic job and obviously she does not know where I have put the label. She will kill me if she does).

Anyways Madhvi thanked me for the nice gifts and the 'bottle' as she called it. She does not know that my semen is in it. I had written in the love note that I really like her and that thinking abut her turns me into water and I said I want to 'flow' with her. The semen jar is also sealed and I said in the note that she should open it only if she meets me. Now she has thanked me in her mail.

I am wondering if I should now approach her and maybe make a call and ask to meet her. I have a feeling I will be able to get FS from her. I will post you about the update. After all the forum is for sharing.

Power to forum.

Bangalore forum is really weird and funny. What if she sends you a return gift jar filled with her menstrual discharge.

[JackRipper18]

Friends,

There is an update on the jar of my semen I had sent Madhvi along with a love note, fresh roses and foreign chocolate.

She responded on the email ID I had give! Yes, unbelievable right? Some of you might have misunderstood my intentions. The love note to her was very decent and laced with erotic thoughts, and the jar with my semen was just labelled FLOW (as if it is a perfume or something. My friend is a graphic designer, and I had asked her to design a killer label with the words 'FLOW' for the jar. She did a fantastic job and obviously she does not know where I have put the label. She will kill me if she does).

Anyways Madhvi thanked me for the nice gifts and the 'bottle' as she called it. She does not know that my semen is in it. I had written in the love note that I really like her and that thinking abut her turns me into water and I said I want to 'flow' with her. The semen jar is also sealed and I said in the note that she should open it only if she meets me..

So how much is Madhavi paying you for this promotional campaign?

[Nightmares]

TL; DR.

I just had some nerve wrecking moments with an SP who tried to scam me. I knew that most of the Locanto ads are scams. But I actually gave it some good thought and concluded that the scams happen generally in In call but Out call in some hotel should be foolproof. Based on this assumption, went to MG Road and planned to take a OYO and call some girl for Outcall. I set the budget to 10 k which is pretty less compared to what the escorts charge normally. May be if I ping late in the night, they might agree given that its better than nothing. So I selected some VIP escort contacts from Locanto and pinged them on whatsapp.

There was one contact which was present in lot of ads and he started responding to the texts. I informed prior that I can spend only 10 k and only for full night and not short term. He asked which hotel I am staying in and told him that I haven't actually checked in yet. I asked him to recommend some safe hotels. He did not respond after that for long time. I had my dinner after that told him that I will take OYO in s*iva*I nagar. Then he responded to my texted and asked me to book oyo in Koramangala. He suggested one in Kormanagala which I booked. I reached the place and pinged him. While checking in, the reception guy kind of knew what was going on. May be because I was checking in at 12 in the night alone without any luggage except for my backpack. Post payment, he asked if madam will be coming as he need to enter how many people would be staying in the room. I kind of felt relief after hearing it. I thought he will make some nuisance when the girl shows up. Spent 1. 5 k on the room. Post check-in, I pinged him the room no. And the guy asked for a pic of the key which I took and sent him.

He did not respond for like 30 min. I pinged him and he said in 5 min the girl will come. After 10 min, the girl called saying it will take 15 min to reach which was fine with me. All was well till now except for one problem. I did not carry protection with me. By the time he confirmed, it was late and most of the medical stores were closed..

Good thinking on your part, you did the right thing.

Also one more option to get protection, it can be brought through the hotel reception. Anyways "All is Well".

[Member #4720]

Bow! Top of the morning, gentlemen. A local from BLR, residing in the Eastern part ('Cum on a halli' vicinity). Subscribed instantaneously. PM available and yearn for learning, discovery, experience and contribution. The authenticity & active validity of this space is mind-boggling for a starving monger as yours truly. Real God-send. Gob-smacked & flabbergasted, upon having opened sesame to Ali Baba's Cave (pun). Feel absolutely silly that I'd overlooked, let slip such a mountain of potential opportunity, counsel and advice from endless brethren to shoot the gun (pun intended) down a feasible tunnel (pun, yet again) for once, from underneath my radar. Alas, if only sooner! I'm an absolute virgin of a novice to the forum's lingo. Could barely decode but a few. Would be immensely grateful if anybody could brief me on the same. Many a times, I ventured out into this ruthless business, heart in throat but determined & full of grit, only to feel short-changed, deceived and scammed of money. Certainly, I did do the deed but definitely not to my money's worth. Consumerism wasn't upheld and encounters were lukewarm at best barring this one instance by Horamavu signal, details of which I can divulge via PM. Am apprehensive now of falling bait and skeptical but thirsty. A terrible dilemma but lately as you might be able to tell, the thirst needs quenching. Longing for quality company Omniscient Sirs. So please have mercy, spare me your precious and valuable time, guide me to the oasis for I need that drink. Ready to travel to ends of town and spend a good deal of $ but won't pamper the party as advised. Preferably options wherein I could just drop-in, enter-in turgidly, finish-in and drop-out flaccidly, if you catch my drift. Thanks in advance and looking forward to building beneficial and mutual friendships. Pleasant day, lads.

Regards,

VR.

[RKrishna9]

TL; DR.

I just had some nerve wrecking moments with an SP who tried to scam me. I knew that most of the Locanto ads are scams. But I actually gave it some good thought and concluded that the scams happen generally in In call but Out call in some hotel should be foolproof. Based on this assumption, went to MG Road and planned to take a OYO and call some girl for Outcall. I set the budget to 10 k which is pretty less compared to what the escorts charge normally. May be if I ping late in the night, they might agree given that its better than nothing. So I selected some VIP escort contacts from Locanto and pinged them on whatsapp.

There was one contact which was present in lot of ads and he started responding to the texts. I informed prior that I can spend only 10 k and only for full night and not short term. He asked which hotel I am staying in and told him that I haven't actually checked in yet. I asked him to recommend some safe hotels. He did not respond after that for long time. I had my dinner after that told him that I will take OYO in s*iva*I nagar. Then he responded to my texted and asked me to book oyo in Koramangala. He suggested one in Kormanagala which I booked. I reached the place and pinged him. While checking in, the reception guy kind of knew what was going on. May be because I was checking in at 12 in the night alone without any luggage except for my backpack. Post payment, he asked if madam will be coming as he need to enter how many people would be staying in the room. I kind of felt relief after hearing it. I thought he will make some nuisance when the girl shows up. Spent 1. 5 k on the room. Post check-in, I pinged him the room no. And the guy asked for a pic of the key which I took and sent him.

He did not respond for like 30 min. I pinged him and he said in 5 min the girl will come. After 10 min, the girl called saying it will take 15 min to reach which was fine with me. All was well till now except for one problem. I did not carry protection with me. By the time he confirmed, it was late and most of the medical stores were closed. I informed him before hand that I don't have protection and he told the girl will bring it.

So after 15 min, I got a call from the girl asking me to open the door. She is from NE and looks good. She is really skinny but attractive and not too short. I am okay with paying 10 k for full night to her. I was happy that there were no problems till now. She asked for the payment and since I was scammed on in a in-call before once, I thought I should make sure everything is set before making the payment. Then I remembered the protection. I asked her and she said she does not have it. I told her I will only pay after we have the protection with us. She called the guy and asked to bring the protection. In the meanwhile, she mentioned that I should pay her 1 k for the cab charges. I was a little disappointed but I thought may be this would be the last expenditure. Anyway after 10 min, she gets a call saying that the guy is downstairs and asked her to come collect the protection which is fine. Now this is where things took a you turn.

I told her I would go and pay him for the protection. She said that I cannot see the agent because he does not want to be recognised. I sensed something fishy now but I thought may be he wants to be anonymous on this. She is certain that only she has to go and collect it. I did not have a problem with that. Then she started asking me to pay the entire 10 k + 1 k for cab charges and the condom charges. After lot of advice from this beloved group, I learned never to pay if she will be out of my sight. So I showed her that I have 10 k with me but I will only give it once she collects the condoms and comes back up stairs. I gave her 100 rs to pay him for it. She was shocked after hearing what I said. She called him up and told him everything and he was super pissed off and then she threw the 100 rs on the bed.

Then I got a call from him. The call started with MC BC gaali and he started shouting at the top his voice asking me to pay her immediately. I tried his best to intimidate me. He also mentioned that it was his hotel. I am still not sure if that is true. Anyway I told him I have the cash with me and I even showed her the cash and I don't have a problem with giving the money but I would only give it she collects the condoms and returns to the room. He was even more pissed off and his friend also started shouting all the gaalis they can on the phone. Now it was clear that I won't be doing anything tonight. And it was pretty clear that it was all a scam. Gave it some good thought and my heart beat was raising like hell because they did sound like Goans.

In next 5 seconds, I packed my shit and removed the key and the power was off in the room and girl had to come out. As soon as she came out, I locked it and went to reception, just said checkout and put the key on the desk And left. In all this time, he called in 6 times but I hadn't picked up the call. After starting my bike, I looked at the girl felt a little sorry and gave 500 rs and left. After travelling for a 1 km I realized I wasn't wearing my jacket. I could have left it there but the problem was it was my company jacket and my company is a startup. So it would be really easy for them to track me if they really want to. So went back again. From a little distance I made sure there was nobody near the gate. Went inside and told the receptionist that I left my jacket and immediately grabbed the keys. Went up and saw that jacket wasn't there. I was really nervous now and the charger was also not there. I checked my bag and realized jacket was there in the bag all along. I left immediately without wasting any time. The charger wasn't there in the bag as well and I was sure the girl did not pick it up while leaving. So they did actually went to the room to see if I left anything.

Anyway I returned home after all this shit. I was really glad I hadn't wasted the 10 k and I did not end in a bad place. It was actually pretty dumb to not take protection but I don't know how things would have been if I had actually carried the protection with me. Locanto is definitely dangerous. Its always safer to stick to the ISG contacts instead of going through all this trouble.

[Nbang]

I got this pic from a SP, I through loc.

Any one tried her or any SP sent this pic?

Can share the experience.

[MongerStories]

Can someone be kind enough to recommend some spas around Koramangala. I am a little disappointed in what I got. Got money but need a sure shot place.

Be kind to a guy who recently fell in love with your city.

[Wabros]

Every once in a while, Bangalore forum gets posts marketing madhavi. It keeps getting weirder each time. The poster will always have no other prior posts and would not last 10 posts in this forum before disappearing altogether. Have not met Madhavi. But from what I gather she is a regular mild whose hey days are long past.

My suspicion is that it might be one of the spa member trying to generate interest / traffic to the spa. Can be ignored safely.

LC.

I reckon the same.

[DreamzIndia]

Every once in a while, Bangalore forum gets posts marketing madhavi. It keeps getting weirder each time. The poster will always have no other prior posts and would not last 10 posts in this forum before disappearing altogether. Have not met Madhavi. But from what I gather she is a regular mild whose hey days are long past.

My suspicion is that it might be one of the spa member trying to generate interest / traffic to the spa. Can be ignored safely.

LC.

It's not any spa member. Some desperate soul trying to get some attention here. LOL. Just ignore him.

Regards,

Dreamz.

[Loose Cannon]

Can someone share or PM me Madhavi's pic. The posts on her has made me curious.

Every once in a while, Bangalore forum gets posts marketing madhavi. It keeps getting weirder each time. The poster will always have no other prior posts and would not last 10 posts in this forum before disappearing altogether. Have not met Madhavi. But from what I gather she is a regular mild whose hey days are long past.

My suspicion is that it might be one of the spa member trying to generate interest / traffic to the spa. Can be ignored safely.

LC.

[JackTR]

Can anyone give me some pointers to this theen o spa. I mean when I google I am getting two different locations.

And the name of this lady doing the leg massage thing.

My PM is active. And thanks in advance.

[MySecretLife]

Since both the areas are near by, they might have been over cautious and played it safe.

Soon after receptionist alerted me, I came out and opened Bangalore Mirror, didn't see anything obvious.

After coming home, posted in forum to inform our brethren.

Please ignore if it is a false positive alert.

Heard about some LE activities at eezi-pura. But most of the MP's were functioning as normal.

Regards,

Dreamz.

[DreamzIndia]

Friends,

There is an update on the jar of my semen I had sent Madhvi along with a love note, fresh roses and foreign chocolate.

She responded on the email ID I had give! Yes, unbelievable right? Some of you might have misunderstood my intentions. The love note to her was very decent and laced with erotic thoughts, and the jar with my semen was just labelled FLOW (as if it is a perfume or something. My friend is a graphic designer, and I had asked her to design a killer label with the words 'FLOW' for the jar. She did a fantastic job and obviously she does not know where I have put the label. She will kill me if she does)..

Someone desperately trying to get some attention.

Regards.

Dreamz.