Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Mr Enternational]

It's extremely difficult to get CIM on Beach Road; swallow seems impossible (But I have never offered a tip...wondering how many will accept).

I am not a stickler and never have to have a certain thing when it comes to sex. Instead of breaking out a list of things I want a girl to do, I just usually go with the flow. When I feel that I want to skeet in a chick's mouth then I just say give me your mouth and commence to skeeting into it.

[Beijing4987]

The working girls are the ones with "game" And they have the "power" to say No! Parkville has adequately described the motivations on both sides of the equation. At least the Bangkok thread has less fantasy posts for now.

[GreenBud]

Even still, where are the lies in his posts? Nobody is in the bedroom with this guy and why would you care?

His only post I had problems with was when he stated that there are mamasans / pappasans at Hooters. Fairly certain there are none. Obviously, anyone can get a girl (given enough charm or money). Maybe he got confused thinking the guy was a pappasan instead of a friend of the girl he took. If BB said he didn't meet him, I would have put him in my dubious category list.

I would care if I went around Hooters asking for the mamasan.

Another post was Ning. It's extremely difficult to get CIM on Beach Road; swallow seems impossible (But I have never offered a tip...wondering how many will accept). I also have never found the "diamond in the rough" on Pattaya's Beach Road. But I am only out on Beach Road for 1 hour a day for around 7 days a year on my health walk. Obviously, there are unique cases, but those cannot last a long time.

I like his posts because he gives the names of the bars and girls. I will attempt to check them out the next time I am in Thailand.

[EihTooms]

MP reports have more information than 90% of the other reports.

I am always ready to give props and kudos to anyone providing actionable information. But I'm not sure many guys need to be told where and how to rack up 100,000 baht bar tabs in a single location, even if they just stumbled off the plane at Suvarnabhumi Airport for their first visit to Thailand.

And on the issue of actionable P4P leads, I am not one to give exact names, badge numbers, required baht amounts for BBFS, wild times and so on. But MP certainly is and one might expect several follow up reports from guys who have taken those exact names, badge numbers, etc. and gotten something like the same results. Have you done one? I can only recall one such follow up report. Maybe there have been dozens and I apologize in advance for having missed them. One would think a dozen or so would be about right considering the frequency with which MP cites those exact details.

The only one such follow up report I can recall was a poster who MP took under his wing, arranged a special introduction of him to one of MP's favorite "Top Quality" girls and, lo and behold and darn the luck but if that girl didn't come down with her monthly menses that very night. Totally unexpected since she had only gotten it 28 days before and 28 days before that and, well, who could have predicted such a thing. Apparently, it didn't occur to her to offer one of those "deep throat, cum swallowing" blowjobs MP seems to start getting with his "gems" and "Top Quality" girls before the hotel room door closes behind him. So the guy just ponied up for the drink tab or whatever and everyone went their separate ways.

Again, maybe I've missed all the other follow up reports from guys who have matched the names, badge numbers, baht amounts, disco locations, etc. provided by MP and gotten something quite close to the results he claims to get in his "reports". Results of a sexual nature, I mean, not of a super high bar tab nature.

[EihTooms]

I can only say that the poor depraved souls are blinded by envy and hatred, just by the thought that someone else is having a ball while they are stuck behind a keyboard fantasizing about 19 yo with shaved pussies who will do BBBJ + CIM and swallow and BBFS. Hyuk!

LOL. Yeah, that Hyuk! was exactly the reaction MP initially had to the idea of anyone expecting or engaging in that kind of behavior with P4P Thai girls, especially someone of high quality standards such as him, until some of us oldtimers pointed out he ought to be getting at least that for the amount of money he claimed to spend. After all, most of us were getting that with perfectly decent if not better girls for far less baht. Now look at his "reports". They're loaded with graphic details about such things. You might have it backwards about who was envious of whom.

[Blanquiceleste]

As an expat who has been here for 6 years and ran into all types again and again, I am weary of rich trust-fund kids. They have common traits of being self centered and seeing people as objects. I do not personally value them on a social level honestly. So I consider most of what he writes to be too out of touch with reality. He is in the upper echelon of wealth, but not by earning it, but by having his diiaper changed by his rich parents service staff all his life.

Not in response to this post specifically, but I think when one is part of the picture its probably impossible to see the frame.

On the Chiang Mai thread there is an active discussion underway about some chap visiting CM who has claimed to find a real cutie on a dating site. Complete with a pic. And a long time resident has responded to that in a way quite similar to what is going down in this thread.

I think there ought to be a name to describe this behavior. I would probably call it BDDS. Bitter, Disillusioned, Disenfranchised Syndrome.

[Blanquiceleste]

Even still, where are the lies in his posts?

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So besides that he has money and he does some things outside is what considered the norm, why the animosity toward him?

I can only say that the poor depraved souls are blinded by envy and hatred, just by the thought that someone else is having a ball while they are stuck behind a keyboard fantasizing about 19 yo with shaved pussies who will do BBBJ + CIM and swallow and BBFS. Hyuk!

[PedroMorales]

1 a. If it is so secret how do you know about it?

4. When is the last time you saw a hooker whip her phone out to take a picture of a trick?
5. It is hard enough trying to deal with 1 of those chicks at a time. Dealing with more than 1 at a time is like herding cats. Do you really believe that uneducated hookers are as organized to conduct such an undertaking?
6. The only thing these chicks are concerned with from a customer is getting money. They are not trying to sort through all kinds of other trick theory and bullshit algorithms as many mongers try to do. That is too much like work. And the reason they are hookers in the first place is because they are allergic to work. They keep it simple: go with man for money..

Ha ha. You have this down to a tee. Thanks for the laugh. Excellent post.

[Mr Enternational]

If he is a big time and frequent visitor at gogos, then I am sure the gogo girls have info about him on their secret facebook groups. Just like how he / we shares pictures of girls, the girls share pictures / reviews of guys. I have no idea how this system works from their perspective, but I know for a fact that bargirls have a huge gossip mill online. It usually works by posting a picture of a guy if they know he goes to a certain city / soi like "do any one here know this guy __picture__ with __name__ ?"

1 a. If it is so secret how do you know about it?

1 b. You know there is a system, but know nothing about it? I know there are aliens and I know nothing about them either.

2. The girls are not going out soliciting, so there is no reason for them to keep "files" on customers. They are cooped up in the bar and the customer comes to find them. They are not cold calling customers based on some gathered data.

3. There are only so many girls in the venues. There are too many customers to count that come through the bars. Easy for us to talk about girl number 123 in such and such bar. Imagine them trying to discuss Henry from Coventry. Is this the Henry with brown hair or the Henry that walks with a limp?

4. When is the last time you saw a hooker whip her phone out to take a picture of a trick?

5. It is hard enough trying to deal with 1 of those chicks at a time. Dealing with more than 1 at a time is like herding cats. Do you really believe that uneducated hookers are as organized to conduct such an undertaking?

6. The only thing these chicks are concerned with from a customer is getting money. They are not trying to sort through all kinds of other trick theory and bullshit algorithms as many mongers try to do. That is too much like work. And the reason they are hookers in the first place is because they are allergic to work. They keep it simple: go with man for money.

7. You really think they do not have anything better to do than talk about falang johns? Sure they are gossiping, but you would have to have a pretty big ego to believe the gossip was about us. After you have given them money you have served your purpose. They are not wasting brain cells on you past that. They have more important Thai shit to do.

[Dg8787]

MP reports have more information than 90% of the other reports.

[Mr Enternational]

As an expat who has been here for 6 years and ran into all types again and again, I am weary of rich trust-fund kids. They have common traits of being self centered and seeing people as objects. I do not personally value them on a social level honestly. So I consider most of what he writes to be too out of touch with reality. He is in the upper echelon of wealth, but not by earning it, but by having his diiaper changed by his rich parents service staff all his life.

Even still, where are the lies in his posts? Nobody is in the bedroom with this guy and why would you care? One of the main principles in mongering is that YMMV. But I have noticed over the years that in many cases if your mileage is different from someone else's then that person is assumed to be lying, which is not necessarily the case.

It seems that you already have preconceived notions of him. I don't see what the big deal is. He talks of going to pick up hookers and paying them. He posts their names and bar numbers. Besides there are other board members that have met him. So besides that he has money and he does some things outside is what considered the norm, why the animosity toward him?

[EihTooms]

I think Monkeypaw is a top poster in some ways with a good attitude. He posts experiences, where he offers more than so many others. I am only jealous because I don't have much exciting experiences of something new or different to offer. I am stuck repeating same things as before. Yeh could be fun for a stodgy old cout like me to tag along with the Monkey Paw once or twice to see something different.

Really, Syzy? You could see yourself going along with a guy who claims to have met a "gem" on Pattaya's Beach Road but could not tell if it would be worth 1,000 baht for two hours with her because her "skimpy shorts and t-shirt" hide too much of her body to get a good idea what's underneath? Good lord, does he usually only take FLs who stand stark naked on the street corner?

When I first saw her standing outside, I noticed Ning had a cute face and light skinned but unsure of how her body would be underneath her skimpy shorts and t shirt. But later I found out with clothes off, that her body was very sexy, with a flat stomach, nice round ass and big firm enhanced tits.

I see he is still writing these fantasy sex tales like a dude who has never actually experienced a P4P session in Thailand's usual tourist areas but has a vague notion what a "hot" one might be like if he ever did someday. I realize there is no doubt he pays girl to go to his room for a photo session. But the sex passages are way out there and seem only to be wishful fantasy.

And, frankly, I am surprised you seem to be lending credibility to him and actually suggesting you of all people might go along for the ride if he can also hook you up with a Beach Road "gem" who will accept 1,000 baht for a two hour ST including full deep throat cum swallowing and who might even go for a 1 hour ST version of it for only 500 baht. LOL. I'd love to be a fly on the wall when you, Syzygies, and such a hardcore Pattaya street walking "gem" are left alone in the room after that deal has been agreed to and struck.

[ParkVille]

Why do you care so much about the other guys motives.

As an expat who has been here for 6 years and ran into all types again and again, I am weary of rich trust-fund kids. They have common traits of being self centered and seeing people as objects. I do not personally value them on a social level honestly. So I consider most of what he writes to be too out of touch with reality. He is in the upper echelon of wealth, but not by earning it, but by having his diiaper changed by his rich parents service staff all his life.

[Mogwai]

I saw others "stupid shit thread" coming out maybe at the same time (at least one for Medellin) so it was probably not a thread for talking about MP. It's you guys that made it his thread by talking only about him.

You could be right. This is what the admin of the Colombia forum wrote when he started that thread:

"Stupid shit in Medellin.
I've been trying to use the Medellin forum while I'm here and for some reason some of you guys seem to think that criticizing or reviewing other guys posts on the pussy threads is what this forum is about. It's not, and doing that creates and environment that inhibits growth of the forum because seriously people don't want to deal with your bullshit.
So here's the deal, post it here. You can post all of that stupid, idiotic shit here. The "Medellin Reports" thread is now criticism free.
A2".

However the admin that started this 'Stupid Shit in Thailand' thread did not explain why he started it. So dear admin, if your intentions are the same as the Colombia admin then please make that clear to us. Then from now on anyone can post all kinds of fantasies and made up shit in the pussy threads (I suppose that means the review and field report threads) and if other board members (including seriously people) have comments or doubts they should post that in the 'Stupid Shit in Thailand' thread. Yeah, that makes sense.

[Syzygies]

Most guys who write reports aren't doing it to share information. In fact, most guys just don't share info and keep the good looking girls for themselves, as a secret. The guys who write reports (this is a free website, you get what you pay for) tend to be self-absorbed narcissists, myself included. They are addicted to external validation from both the girls and the boys. They need to be seen as important because they are unable to view themselves internally as such. Oh and these manipulative gold digging hoes can spot a narcissist a mile away, even if the said hoe is self-absorbed herself. Just having sex isn't enough for some members, they need the hooker to "like" them as well or use "game" without understand that said hooker is just stringing them along to massage their ego (for a fee).

Why do you care so much about the other guys motives, to make a post, and include the girl pics? His own view of his behaviour might be quite different to your assumptions. Better to analyse yourself as you do.

Could the pics be a form of "bragging" like look how hot my chicks are, so hot that you other guys can't even believe it. I don't really feel the need to decide what his motives were. More like is the information or post funny, entertaining, or any useful info? I don't really care if he has an ego or very confident in him self. I am not keen on those who write very condescending type stuff though, or negative all the time. If he writes about how he has his fun, or what he doesn't like, that is fine for me. It is great he has little concern about the forum posters and does his own thing. I like MPs pics even if they are ill advised, as many other pics appeared that were not worth viewing. He sets a higher standard.

Lets face it. Some of us are bored and have nothing better to do than make some posts. We can easily disappear when we have better things to do or other priorities. Looking at the better side, some guys feel they should share information, to let others experience interesting places too. We are not all jealously guarding our secrets.

The biggest reason for secrecy in the case of many, would be fear of being identified when girl reads the post. Many times I went too far with the detail. Another reason guys don't share, is they are scared to attract psycho cases to their favourite lovely girl. LOL Girls mention the weird shit that customers pull, perhaps I hear a lot more about psycho cases than the normal ones. Some guys have not yet been burned by divulging too much, but they will be.

Everyone can choose which posts or posters they wish to read. Hopefully choose the ones you like, guys. Plenty don't like my posts so don't have to read them. I skip posts too.

I love to criticise guys that are overly negative in their posts particularly when replying to what other posters wrote about their experiences. So knock the knockers.

Seems to have been a history of people second guessing someone else's experiences.

I think Monkeypaw is a top poster in some ways with a good attitude. He posts experiences, where he offers more than so many others. I am only jealous because I don't have much exciting experiences of something new or different to offer. I am stuck repeating same things as before. Yeh could be fun for a stodgy old cout like me to tag along with the Monkey Paw once or twice to see something different.