Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Franciscass]

Just a few questions to ask all you doubters.

Do the waters part for you when you want to get to Koh Larn?

Does that bottle of cheap plonk turn to a Grand Cru when you open it?

Does that ugly fugly you bar fined last night turn into a beautiful girl after she has spent a night with you?

Do the satangs in the begging bowls of the unfortunates turn to gold when you pass you hand over them?

Do the people follow you up the mound to listen to you tell them how to up their game?

Can you buy three large double cheeseburgers and feed 500 people?

No? I didn't think so oh ye of little faith.

Then why do you want to question on this forum the power and the glory of the special one who can.

[Bkkfan9]

I don't know if you are trolling, but why not treat them as you would treat a woman you are trying to meet back in your home town? Did she have a sign on her page that said hooker? If not, why would you ask such a question? Just say Hello, and let nature take its course. If she is a hooker then it will come out in the wash. The website is Thaifriendly, not Thaihookers. Just so happens that some chicks who are hookers use the site as well. I have met plenty of normal free chicks on that site. Use discretion dude.

Not trolling, just limited time. I can maybe be on TF 2 hours a day on weekends. Sometimes 30 minutes on weekdays. Time difference is a problem.

Thanks for the advice, just wanted to know if there was a way to identify hookers on TF quickly.

[Mr Enternational]

I had a girl on Thaifriendly threaten to report me to the cops after I asked her how much she wanted for ST. I know this was probably a bluff, but given that it's technically illegal there, I wonder how risky that sort of behavior is, especially since the girl could turn out to be
Any tips on proper etiquette on TF to find WG's and not ruffle non-WG's feathers?

I don't know if you are trolling, but why not treat them as you would treat a woman you are trying to meet back in your home town? Did she have a sign on her page that said hooker? If not, why would you ask such a question? Just say Hello, and let nature take its course. If she is a hooker then it will come out in the wash. The website is Thaifriendly, not Thaihookers. Just so happens that some chicks who are hookers use the site as well. I have met plenty of normal free chicks on that site. Use discretion dude.

[Blanquiceleste]

If only they could manufacture those with a bit more girth. It's a puzzle to me why they don't put out a "L" series of sorts. Isn't there a market? Progress on the condom front is so sluggish, the technology is there but getting a product normal-sized men can be comfortable with is like pulling teeth. I am even sometimes afraid they might withdraw polyurethane condoms from sale altogether. They will invent they're bad for global warming or something of the kind.

I agree, they are bit a too cozy, but not uncomfortable to the point that my dick feels "choked". Again, needless to say, all men are not endowed in the same way.

The Sagami 0. 02 has a Large version, which I have found to be a great fit. I wish they would start manufacturing the 0. 01 in the Large size too.

[Blanquiceleste]

Why don't the well respected senior members & MP just meet up and settle this topic once and for all?

Because MP is on ground that the respected seniors are all behind a keyboard.

[Bkkfan9]

I had a girl on Thaifriendly threaten to report me to the cops after I asked her how much she wanted for ST. I know this was probably a bluff, but given that it's technically illegal there, I wonder how risky that sort of behavior is, especially since the girl could turn out to be [CodeWord902].

Any tips on proper etiquette on TF to find WG's and not ruffle non-WG's feathers?

[Allover]

This thread was started to divert Penthouse Letters from the Bangkok thread. It now has useful information. I'm referring to the info on condoms. It is possible to ignore anything irrelevant. Just a few clicks away.

Useful info is not stupid shit. Useful info belongs in the General thread.

[Lanick]

Why don't the well respected senior members & MP just meet up and settle this topic once and for all?

Perhaps this is close enough? I sorta have a feeling no matter what I do, it will not be good enough. I cry about this every night that I am unable to appease everybody. I really want to be everybody's hero. I often hear people ask me. Where have all the good men gone. And where are all the gods? The Thai girls have even pondered, where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

They ask me if I'm their white knight upon a fiery steed. That's because late at night they toss and turn and dream of what they need. I answer back what kind of hero do they want. To that they say. He's got to be strong. And he's got to be fast. And he's got to be fresh from the fight. He's got to be sure. And it's got to be soon. And he's got to be larger than life! Larger than life! To that I said, you probably are waiting for God.

[Beijing4987]

This thread was started to divert Penthouse Letters from the Bangkok thread. It now has useful information. I'm referring to the info on condoms. It is possible to ignore anything irrelevant. Just a few clicks away.

[FL Hawk]

If only they could manufacture those with a bit more girth. It's a puzzle to me why they don't put out a "L" series of sorts. Isn't there a market? Progress on the condom front is so sluggish, the technology is there but getting a product normal-sized men can be comfortable with is like pulling teeth. I am even sometimes afraid they might withdraw polyurethane condoms from sale altogether. They will invent they're bad for global warming or something of the kind.

Try the Aoni. 01 latex condom. These are English comdoms available on Ebay and are a better fit for western men. The Sagami (I think) . 02 Large are not too bad either, relatively speaking.

But even with these super thin condoms, I can still barely come in one. And as suggested, keep yourself well lubricated. These all tend to bunch up on me and then rip at the tip, especially if the girl dries out a bit.

I have never had a Thai girl refuse to use one of my super thin condoms. A few have been curious and remark about how thin they are, but no refusals, though one was cautious to the point that after I couldn't come, she pretty much insisted on using hers, which I agreed to. Obviously, it was worse and I gave up soon thereafter. But if we guys don't take precautions to keep them from breaking girls WILL refuse to let us use them, and then we are stuck with the thicker kind, where I personally can't feel a thing.

[Franciscass]

My precautions work whether I give them a thought or not, whether I'm shit-faced drunk or not, whether I'm overwhelmed with horniness or only middling into it, whether I'm clumsy and nervous or sharp as a tack and, moreover, whether I'm with someone who would prefer I use a condom or not.

With all due respect ET for me this is not about whether you personally are a danger to your lady going BB, most likely tests not withstanding you are not. No the conversation is about the risks in going BB with somebody whose health situation is unknown. Having BB with somebody who is not a carrier of an STI other than the risk of pregnancy also nonexistent with a vasectomy, it is safe. The danger is not in transmitting it is in contacting. You can take all the precautions, washing, checking for telltale signs etc but you can never be sure the girl is not a carrier and while nothing is guaranteed by using condoms a bad outcome is significantly reduced.

[XXL]

I have been using Sagami 0. 01 for nearly a decade now, ...

If only they could manufacture those with a bit more girth. It's a puzzle to me why they don't put out a "L" series of sorts. Isn't there a market? Progress on the condom front is so sluggish, the technology is there but getting a product normal-sized men can be comfortable with is like pulling teeth. I am even sometimes afraid they might withdraw polyurethane condoms from sale altogether. They will invent they're bad for global warming or something of the kind.

[FL Hawk]

Interesting comments about going bare, but rarely is discussed that the standard STD tests to NOT check for herpes! Please, especially you married guys, keep that in mind. Your lovely Thai hooker may say she is tested regularly but is she testing for HSV? Probably not.

And realize, too, that even using condoms 100% of the time and correctly, you can still bring home a disease! Happened to me. Earlier this year after my October LOS trip last year, I noticed some white bumps in my pubic region. I thought I knew what they were, but went to doc in partial denial, and was relieved to hear I had some infected hair follicles. They should clear up in a week. Well, I had had them for weeks already. Well, they continued to stick around and I was getting a few more, so I did a closer inspection and I had the bumps where I had no hairs. Yep, I tried to deny it at first, but I knew I had Molluscum Contagiosum (MC). I went back to the doctor and after she again mis-dx'the me, I pointed out the bumps were not where the hairs were, then she agreed I had MC. (I gues this doc doesn't see many STD cases.) Anyway, MC is quite contagious and while it will go away on its own eventually, it is visible and if you have a SO she is likely to get it, so even if she doesn't notice the bumps on YOUR skin, she WILL notice them on hers. The girl I got them from probably had them in her pubic region and I, being presbyopic didn't notice them. Mine are gone now and I am clean again, but it proves we can catch things regardless of condoms and STD tests.

Anyway, the doc ordered an STD test for me, as is standard procedure, and there were the standard checks for gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia and HIV, but nothing for HSV. That is one I am most scared of.

And I should note I shower before and after each sexual encounter, so I may have caught my MC during post-sex cuddling. But who knows?

This is a little embarrassing to admit, but I have embarrassed myself plenty here already, but I mention it as something for you dudes to think about. Be safe!

[MonkeyPaw]

Seriously, Gogo girls would throw themselves to MP, (Come on give me a break).

I just want to ask some simple questions that will perhaps give you a little bit insight in my life. Not here to argue.

1. When you stroll on Walking Street, do the same Russian girls keep staring, eyeing, and smiling at you, even when they've seen you already like 200 times a year for the past 2 years?

2. Are you able to get into the top Go Go bars on Walking Street without any problems?

3. Once in, are you able to bring in other guests, whom they deem as "unwelcomed," with just a nod of your head?

4. Once inside. Are you able to get the most of all of the mamasans, waitstaff to come to your table and give you bows and give you kisses in shoe of respect?

5. Do you have this annoying issue that the mamasans are always bringing you brand new girls, hoping to please you?

6. Do you have this annoying problem that the DJs keeps playing your favorite songs during your stay?

7. Are you able to find or know who is the hottest girl in the bar?

8. Are you able to get her to come for a drink and chat?

9. After the hottest comes drinks with you, are you able to barfine or does she hustle you and goes away?

10. After you barfine her and fuck her, can you make her roll her eyes at you every time you step into that same club because she knows she's been played?

These are some of Monkeypaw's problems. If you are able to get another person to to show their "true" emotions, whether it is via words typed online or by their actions in person. You have what is called the "power" over that person. And for those who feel like backtracking, it's tool late. You've shown your true colors and others have recognized it. Plus last checked, taxi from BKK to Pattaya is still 1200,300 by bus, and I'm still here until end of the month. Is there a problem with the roads?

[MonkeyPaw]

Absolutely correct. The only viable way to prove such a thing is to make a video and either interview the girl, ask her age, details and how much you are being paid for to do what. Then the lucky monger can write his screen name on the girls belly with lipstick...

Perhaps this is close enough? I sorta have a feeling no matter what I do, it will not be good enough. I cry about this every night that I am unable to appease everybody. I really want to be everybody's hero. I often hear people ask me. Where have all the good men gone. And where are all the gods? The Thai girls have even pondered, where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

They ask me if I'm their white knight upon a fiery steed. That's because late at night they toss and turn and dream of what they need. I answer back what kind of hero do they want. To that they say. He's got to be strong. And he's got to be fast. And he's got to be fresh from the fight. He's got to be sure. And it's got to be soon. And he's got to be larger than life! Larger than life! To that I said, you probably are waiting for God.