Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[MonkeyPaw]

...It simply did not happen. I've been mongering Thailand for 26 years, 13 as a sexpat. He does have some pics yes. Did you ever notice how many of them are promo from a website?

You got me. I know when I have been caught red handed in a lie. I have to admit, I have this sick obsession about browsing through various websites showing promo pics of hot girls and then making up fantasies about them. Sometimes I would go too far and try to find other random girls that look very similar to the ones on the promo websites, and take pictures. Just so I can make myself seem more credible. But you have to admit, I do a pretty good job at finding matches that somewhat resembles the website photos. The girl below doesn't quite look 100% like the actual girl in the promo website, but still pretty close. Wouldn't you agree? I've attached both pictures so folks can compare and to show you how hard I work at trying to find similar matches. I'm not perfect. Can't always get the girls to pose for pictures. So I can only do my best. Strangely, my best sure seems slightly, but not by much, better than most on here. There was a time when posted pics on my stories and reports would often showed the number of times they have been viewed. I can honestly say, I didn't click on my own photos 200 times, so apparently I do have an audience and following that knows how read and to enjoy. And for them, it's story time again. I will need a little bit of quiet and some attention please.

"A Story About Licking Leaking Lek".

Getting to fucking a Go Go bar girl is easy. Getting to fucking a hot Go Go bar girl is harder. Now getting to fuck hot Go Go bar girl while she is still wearing her dance or club outfit is the hardest. (Actually, there is one that is more difficult. Fucking a hot Go Go bar girl while "you" are wearing her dance outfit, might be impossible. But I rather not know). Now on with the story of Leaking Lek. It is rumored on somewhere on Walking Street is a girl who gets off on the pleasures of her own hands and is able to gush. She does this on request or just for the hell of it because she wants to. Many have gone in search of her hoping to quench their own thirst for the nectar that flows from her love mound. Because as legend tells it, there are powers, like eternal youth, gained from its consumption. This is a story in search of this mythical nymph named Lek. For those of you who honestly get bored of your own routine when it comes to sex. Variety is the spice of life, but sometimes even that gets boring, same routine with a different girl. How many of us pay attention to ourselves when it comes to what we do in the bedroom? I know I do. I try to change it up, force the issue. But 300 different girls a year? I welcome the opportunity when a girl does something to me "out of the blue" that makes me go "what the fuck?" It's called kink and it can be your best friend when it comes to P4 P. Now of course, this story is only fantasy as others may have suggested many of stories are. But if for some reason, anybody gets the balls to seek the truth and experience "jewel" in this story. There is only one place on Walking Street that you may perhaps find this little "gem. " I'm sure the witty and experienced to Pattaya will be able to follow the "15" step treasure map to her.

After showering, Lek put on the same sexy outfit she dances in, which accentuated her nice body and I couldn't keep my eyes off her amazing tits and ass. She knows how to carry herself and is clean. Lek smells delicious and has a very sexy voice that got me rock hard instantly. She climbed on the bed and began with some soft and very sensual kissing with tongue. Her moaning and passion into kissing is perfect. Loved sucking on her lips and tongue! She is extremely responsive to hands and mouth on her tits. She loves her tits being groped and massaged while sucking and teasing her nipples. Light to deep sucking on her delicious nipples makes her squirm and she strokes me while doing it. I soon lay her back and gently removed her bottoms and start kissing and licking all around her kitty, in her inner thighs, and outer lips. Then dive my tongue deep into her and sucked on her clit. While tongue fucking the most delicious kitty have tasted in awhile, I thought. Why does it taste so yummy? She used this strawberry lube to fill her pussy so it tastes like the candy given after Sunday church. She thoroughly gets into DATY, grinding her hips upwards as she shoves her pussy into my mouth. Seriously, I felt as she was fucking my mouth with her pussy. I never, in my life, felt my mouth being abused by a pussy like that before. It was as if I was getting punished. If they had a emergency 911 phone number just for mouth abuse, I would have called it. I have bruises around my lips to show for. Lek moans, shakes, gets so wet and loved having her clit sucked. I had a finger in her hitting her spot and bringing to brink of orgasm. That's when I clamped my mouth on her kitty and suck her clit good til she came hard. I didn't let her delicious juice escape as she trembled. I was already hot and sweaty for working so hard. But I knew I had to I keep going and she knew that I was not playing about my skill for eating pussy. Tonight she learned that hungry Monkeypaw is a dangerous Monkeypaw.

Soon she was repaying me with such a deep and passionate thankful BBBJ in which she sucked on my dick so hard. I thought l had barfined a vacuum cleaner, not a girl. Her mouth was so hot and wet. Plus the way she went up and down on the shaft while using her tongue on it and flickering the tip was amazing. It was a sight to see this girl with dick in her mouth. WOW! Mmmm. It was not long before I had the urge to taste her again. I wasn't full from my last meal of her shaved pussy. I pulled her hair back to get her mouth off my dick and told her to flip around, suck my cock, while she was spreading her ass to open up that pussy for chow time. Pretty soon had her in 69 so I could suck on her pussy more while she worked her mouth on my dick with no hands. She lost concentration and had to stop sucking while my tongue engulfed that wet pussy. Every time her hands would release her ass cheeks to stop my cock from driving deeper in her mouth, I had her put them back to keep that ass open. She struggled for the next 10 minutes. She then said she needed my dick, and I was ready to fuck. A cover was applied and she slid that magnificent glove of a kitty onto me and was riding deep, slow, and passionately on me while gripping my chest. I squeezed her ass deeper onto me while I sucked her big tits. She then did something amazing. She raised up over me and leaned back, shoved fingers into her pussy. Frantically she shoved one and then another deep into her pussy. Her juices were leaking all over her fingers and even down the inside of her thighs. This is why I call her Leaking Lek. Sliding slowly downward, she laid on the bed, drew her knees up and spread her thighs wide so she could drive her fingers deeper in her shaved * I watched as she plunged two, and then three fingers into her sloppy pussy, rapidly finger fucking herself endlessly, until she let out a loud shriek and had a second orgasm. She thrashed about as her juices squirted all over the bed. It sprayed on me, on her, and on my teddy bear like Christmas rain.

For the next few seconds, she laid there trembling, as if she was left outside in the cold. It looked kind of weird. She looked as if she was convulsing like from seizure. She told me, no more, I cum too much. I was thinking. What about me? Monkeypaw gets no love? That's when Monkeypaw went all selfish because this shit wasn't fair. Leaking Lek was trying to pull a fast one. I then open her legs wide, mounted her, and shoved my cock deep in with a single thrust. I held her arms while pounding that ass missionary and deep into pussy, making her kitty soaked, while my boys smacked those pussy lips. She squirmed, whimpered, moaned, screamed, and mumble some angry Thai words all at once for the next 15 minutes. She kept begging me to please cum, please cum. Then I turned her over doggy, grabbed her by one shoulder and one ass cheek. And using long deep slow strokes, fucked her until I was going faster and faster, punishing her from behind for what she did to my bear. She was screaming so loudly that I could hear dogs barking back at her from outside. I kept pounding her pussy like this for awhile. The sight of me going in and out of her and of those ass cheeks clapping, with the pinkness of her lips clutching me was way too much. She was going to make me cum and I felt it coming. I pulled off the cover, opened up her ass cheeks, sprayed her asshole with warm cum and then watched it drip down her pussy, and then accidentally onto bear. What the hell? I was angry at myself. I had become the same monster to which I was punishing her for. Now I have learned not to cast any stones while living in a glass house. We collapsed onto the soaked bed and my cock was still throbbing that it felt like her kitty was still gripping my dick. When she finally left, I hugged my bear, and together, me and bear bathed, cleansing our souls from what had just happened.

Disclaimer: This story may have been fantasized or fictionalized to protect the identity of all parties involved. Interpretation should cautioned and be used only for entertainment purposes.

[Syzygies]

Why don't the well respected senior members & MP just meet up and settle this topic once and for all?

Now there is a dumb idea, as a general principal. It is safer to remain anonymous, and only meet up with Posters with a good track record where you respect their opinions, or at least know you can have fun with them present. Posters generally know who they really would like to meet, and who they definitely prefer to avoid.

Stubbornly held views are hard to shift right.

We must understand that compatibility levels can be very low. Attitudes very different. I don't even like to get "private" messages from guys I don't know.

When you go to MPs, you certainly don't buddies. When in a bar, it is too loud to talk much anyway.

The worst forum poster I ever met was always chatting up lots of girls, showing off, and trying to introduce me to talk to them too when I had zero interest. Better off alone or with guys accidentally met, sometimes.

3 times I met a forum poster together with his GF, and found myself liking his girl much more so, a bit too much. Not really the best idea. In other circumstances I would have tried to hook up with the girls. All three guys were well known on here but many years back. None of those guys are still with the girl, I think but I have no idea how to find those girls.

Sometimes liked a friend of my own ex GF too much too. That was less common though. Maybe only once.

[Banana Boi]

Or you are just a troll. It's so damn easy what you are doing: annoying people as much as you can so they will respond. Anyone can have 'power' over people that way.

But aren't you continuously falling into MP's trap by responding?

Guys who are experienced will know what to believe from any member and know which members are truthful, which members only reports the good things in a bragging sort of way, which members are naive to a girl's words and actions, which members think they know it all but really don't, etc.

[Mogwai]

If you are able to get another person to to show their "true" emotions, whether it is via words typed online or by their actions in person. You have what is called the "power" over that person.

Or you are just a troll. It's so damn easy what you are doing: annoying people as much as you can so they will respond. Anyone can have 'power' over people that way.

[Mogwai]

I just want to ask some simple questions that will perhaps give you a little bit insight in my life.

All of your questions can be anwered with 'yes' by any man who is spending the same amount of money in the agogo's as you.

[Mogwai]

Yep, I tried to deny it at first, but I knew I had Molluscum Contagiosum (MC). I went back to the doctor and after she again mis-dx'the me, I pointed out the bumps were not where the hairs were, then she agreed I had MC. (I gues this doc doesn't see many STD cases.)

Thanks for the report and warning us but Molluscum Contagiosum is not an STD. It's a viral infection of the skin that is transmitted in many different ways including direct skin contact. So condoms don't protect against it.

[Mogwai]

In my opinion, given the higher risk of HIV for the women, this makes a man demanding BBFS from a sex worker selfish and borderline abusive.

That's quite a statement. I think most men who like to bareback are not 'demanding' it from the girls. They simply ask it and if the answer is no they move on to the next girl.

[Rob Jones]

Not trolling, just limited time. I can maybe be on TF 2 hours a day on weekends. Sometimes 30 minutes on weekdays. Time difference is a problem.

Thanks for the advice, just wanted to know if there was a way to identify hookers on TF quickly.

The working girls usually give themselves away by 1/ quoting ST prices straight away or in their profile 2/ Asking if you are in Thailand now or in their profile tell you not to contact them unless you are in Thailand or 3/ Their pics will have them in uniform or at work or 4/ After a couple messages are exchanged will either ask or tell you points 1,2 &3.

They are the hints I look for.

[Lanick]

Thanks for the advice, just wanted to know if there was a way to identify hookers on TF quickly.

Dude, perhaps TF isn't the best tool for your purpose? Why not just get down to the freelance bars? Nobody would get offended that way. Respect is the key, me thinks.

[Franciscass]

Just a few questions to ask all you doubters.

Do the waters part for you when you want to get to Koh Larn?

Does that bottle of cheap plonk turn to a Grand Cru when you open it?

Does that ugly fugly you bar fined last night turn into a beautiful girl after she has spent a night with you?

Do the satangs in the begging bowls of the unfortunates turn to gold when you pass you hand over them?

Do the people follow you up the mound to listen to you tell them how to up their game?

Can you buy three large double cheeseburgers and feed 500 people?

No? I didn't think so oh ye of little faith.

Then why do you want to question on this forum the power and the glory of the special one who can.

[Bkkfan9]

I don't know if you are trolling, but why not treat them as you would treat a woman you are trying to meet back in your home town? Did she have a sign on her page that said hooker? If not, why would you ask such a question? Just say Hello, and let nature take its course. If she is a hooker then it will come out in the wash. The website is Thaifriendly, not Thaihookers. Just so happens that some chicks who are hookers use the site as well. I have met plenty of normal free chicks on that site. Use discretion dude.

Not trolling, just limited time. I can maybe be on TF 2 hours a day on weekends. Sometimes 30 minutes on weekdays. Time difference is a problem.

Thanks for the advice, just wanted to know if there was a way to identify hookers on TF quickly.

[Mr Enternational]

I had a girl on Thaifriendly threaten to report me to the cops after I asked her how much she wanted for ST. I know this was probably a bluff, but given that it's technically illegal there, I wonder how risky that sort of behavior is, especially since the girl could turn out to be
Any tips on proper etiquette on TF to find WG's and not ruffle non-WG's feathers?

I don't know if you are trolling, but why not treat them as you would treat a woman you are trying to meet back in your home town? Did she have a sign on her page that said hooker? If not, why would you ask such a question? Just say Hello, and let nature take its course. If she is a hooker then it will come out in the wash. The website is Thaifriendly, not Thaihookers. Just so happens that some chicks who are hookers use the site as well. I have met plenty of normal free chicks on that site. Use discretion dude.

[Blanquiceleste]

If only they could manufacture those with a bit more girth. It's a puzzle to me why they don't put out a "L" series of sorts. Isn't there a market? Progress on the condom front is so sluggish, the technology is there but getting a product normal-sized men can be comfortable with is like pulling teeth. I am even sometimes afraid they might withdraw polyurethane condoms from sale altogether. They will invent they're bad for global warming or something of the kind.

I agree, they are bit a too cozy, but not uncomfortable to the point that my dick feels "choked". Again, needless to say, all men are not endowed in the same way.

The Sagami 0. 02 has a Large version, which I have found to be a great fit. I wish they would start manufacturing the 0. 01 in the Large size too.

[Blanquiceleste]

Why don't the well respected senior members & MP just meet up and settle this topic once and for all?

Because MP is on ground that the respected seniors are all behind a keyboard.

[Bkkfan9]

I had a girl on Thaifriendly threaten to report me to the cops after I asked her how much she wanted for ST. I know this was probably a bluff, but given that it's technically illegal there, I wonder how risky that sort of behavior is, especially since the girl could turn out to be [CodeWord902].

Any tips on proper etiquette on TF to find WG's and not ruffle non-WG's feathers?