Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

**Rob Jones** · 09-30-18 00:09

Originally Posted by PaulAlbert [View Original Post]

With the Thai Government seeming to relax regulations on marijunana and kratom for medical use how easy or reliable is it so get some quality weed in Bangkok or Pattaya? Would it still be a no go zone filled with corrupt cops trying to set up poor farang tourists for a cheap payoff or are the authorities catching up to the West?

You are posting in the right forum. Give it a shot and if you can smuggle any phones or tablets into the "Bangkok Hilton" write a post and tell us all how it worked out!!

**Robert Long** · 09-29-18 21:03

Originally Posted by Mogwai [View Original Post]

You almost fooled me here. For a moment I thought I was reading one of MP's posts about his 'special powers'. Be careful Natty, before you know it you start bragging about your 'game' LOL.

Only joking of course.

We were in CH 2 weeks ago and the ladies were pretty bad. Then the Japanese and their habit of chain smoking while drinking. A couple of Japanese sat out side our table and when one brought an ashtray I told him no not here and he was humble enough to take it away. I noticed that 80% of the men were Japanese. When we tried to enter we were stopped and told we have to order outside before we entered. I know the fat mamasan and told them to call her. I want a good seat before I ordered. They backed off and a server showed us to our table.

My buddy had an offer from 95 and she was wired up on something, couldn't sit still. He bought her a drink and they discussed prices and he choked. 700 BF and 3000ST. I would rate her as an 6 out of ten. And that s being generous. We also stopped at LoLi__s and the girls were horrible. Noticed many clubs closed in Soi Cowboy. The Coyotes were very quiet and not aggressive. I tried to talk to a few but I don't think that any of them can speak English. Like they are just in from the country and in training on the outside. Went to Thermae on Thursday night and it was closed. Didn't try again as GF just arrived the next day.

RL.

**PaulAlbert** · 09-29-18 09:44

With the Thai Government seeming to relax regulations on marijunana and kratom for medical use how easy or reliable is it so get some quality weed in Bangkok or Pattaya? Would it still be a no go zone filled with corrupt cops trying to set up poor farang tourists for a cheap payoff or are the authorities catching up to the West?

**Member #4698** · 09-29-18 05:36

Originally Posted by Mogwai [View Original Post]

You almost fooled me here. For a moment I thought I was reading one of MP's posts about his 'special powers'.

555. That's funny.

**Mogwai** · 09-28-18 08:35

Originally Posted by NattyBumpo [View Original Post]

On a similar, but much lesser level, I strategically tip in my favorite Go Go's and Bordellos as well and receive similar results. For example in regards to Crazy House and Baccara, before my Mini quit working there, I never had to buy a drink before entering, My 2 favorite CH waitress know exactly where I like to sit, what I like to order initially, and which girls I come to see. Woe to some poor Korean chap who is taking up too much space in my corner. LOL. Fat waitress will dispatch him with efficiency. It's like they don't know what is happening except they have to move over fast or be verbally abused. LOL. Mamasan knows me well too and gives me special considerations even when she has not seen me for 10 months. All the girls notice the special treatment I receive even though I am currently only seeing 3 CH girls. But my point is, CH is my home bar and I am treated really well there. If you don't care about these kind of things or are not in a position to take advantage of them, then don't tip.

You almost fooled me here. For a moment I thought I was reading one of MP's posts about his 'special powers'. Be careful Natty, before you know it you start bragging about your 'game' LOL.

Only joking of course.

**Member #4698** · 09-28-18 05:56

Originally Posted by Syzygies [View Original Post]

If you are smart, you give cash tips to only those that deserve it, and where you are looking to have those girls com back to you in the future. Don't waste 50% of your tips on the owner.

Tips if applied intelligently and regularly yield special attention and better service in your favorite places. I was taught the art of the tip from experts a long time ago. For example one mentor of mine used to like dropping by his favorite Chicago steak house on Friday nights around 8 pm without a reservation. Waiting time normally would have been an hour or more for a walk in customer without a reservation, but he did not need a reservation because he tipped strategically and generously every time he went there. Thus everyone that mattered at that steak house knew him. The owner, the matre 'd, the chef, and the waitresses. The result was he always got a table without waiting. He was always brought his favorite scotch without asking and his meal was always prepared just the way he liked it. It was something to see!

On a similar, but much lesser level, I strategically tip in my favorite Go Go's and Bordellos as well and receive similar results. For example in regards to Crazy House and Baccara, before my Mini quit working there, I never had to buy a drink before entering, My 2 favorite CH waitress know exactly where I like to sit, what I like to order initially, and which girls I come to see. Woe to some poor Korean chap who is taking up too much space in my corner. LOL. Fat waitress will dispatch him with efficiency. It's like they don't know what is happening except they have to move over fast or be verbally abused. LOL. Mamasan knows me well too and gives me special considerations even when she has not seen me for 10 months. All the girls notice the special treatment I receive even though I am currently only seeing 3 CH girls. But my point is, CH is my home bar and I am treated really well there. If you don't care about these kind of things or are not in a position to take advantage of them, then don't tip.

The art of the tip, thus, is to generously tip those individuals who appreciate your tip and are in a position to give you the special attention and service that you seek. To tip others or to tip broadly for non specific reason is a waste IMHO. I partuclarly dislike doorman who have the gaul to ask for a tip for doing absolutely nothing as I am leaving certain bordellos. I blame management for this bad behavior of their employees.

The Ping Pong gimmick is not my thing either. I even dislike witnessing it on those rare occasions when mostly NE Asian punters engage in it in certain Go Go's. Not only do I think it is a conspicuous waste of money, I also think it is demeaning to the girls. It is not question of whether you can afford to throw money away. It is a question of A) Respect for money and B) Respect for the girls. But hey, if some of you guys like to do it, then do it. I am not trying to criticize anyone in particular, but I do think you can get more bang for your buck in other ways. 555.

**Rob Jones** · 09-27-18 22:00

Originally Posted by Nyezhov [View Original Post]

Alaskan. Ya don't do shit like that in the AK.

LOL. There are some things no one should mess with.

**Nyezhov** · 09-27-18 11:36

Originally Posted by RobJones [View Original Post]

You must either be an Aussie or a Texan. LOL. I'm an Aussie and thinking the same.

Alaskan. Ya don't do shit like that in the AK.

**Syzygies** · 09-27-18 09:31

Originally Posted by MonkeyPaw [View Original Post]

4. If you sitting with a draft beer mug, minding your own business, and a random customer across the club plays beer pong in your drink. And a ping pong ball has found its way in your mug. You've been Monkeypawed.

Ping Pong balls are extremely childish and indicate you are dumb enough to be sucked in by the management.

1. Means you are giving random tips, to any stupid girl lucky enough to catch one, or particularly to more aggressive girls.

2. You are happy that the owner rakes in at least 50% of the pong tips.

Girls occasionally get injured in the mad scramble to grab a pong.

If you are smart, you give cash tips to only those that deserve it, and where you are looking to have those girls com back to you in the future. Don't waste 50% of your tips on the owner.

**PedroMorales** · 09-27-18 09:23

Originally Posted by MonkeyPaw [View Original Post]

The teddy bear protects them from my bad behavior and antics. Like the snake in the bathroom.

It looks like Teddy is defending the young lady's honour from the snake, which could have a spy cam in its mouth. How about a photo of teddy face fucking one of the young ladies, or maybe spit roasting her with the snake?

**Rob Jones** · 09-27-18 07:23

Originally Posted by Nyezhov [View Original Post]

Mr. Paw,

I appreciate your posts, but numbers 4, 5 and 7 in my neck of the woods gets you 86 ed at the best and the shit kicked out of you at the worst. Just my 2 satangs.

You must either be an Aussie or a Texan. LOL. I'm an Aussie and thinking the same.

**MonkeyPaw** · 09-26-18 20:00

Originally Posted by PedroMorales [View Original Post]

I know you are only a pimp for the teddy bear. Does Teddy Bear Back them? Does teddy does tree-sums.

The teddy bear protects them from my bad behavior and antics. Like the snake in the bathroom.

**Nyezhov** · 09-26-18 13:15

Mr. Paw,

I appreciate your posts, but numbers 4, 5 and 7 in my neck of the woods gets you 86 ed at the best and the shit kicked out of you at the worst. Just my 2 satangs.

**MonkeyPaw** · 09-26-18 12:43

Originally Posted by Crazy4Thai [View Original Post]

Not say that it is impossible to find attractive talent there. It could happen. I stand by my conclusion that in this instance you were just fucking with us...

To be able to "fuck" with others, means that person has power over others. A homeless man living on the streets cannot fuck with another person about where to find the best guest friendly hotels. A person with HIV cannot fuck with others about advice for best safe sex practices. A 3 year old cannot fuck with an adult about is Santa Claus real or not. You realize where this conversation is heading right? It goes back what I have always said. We all are playing in different worlds, at different levels, with different powers. Just like P4P, you can't fuck with those who aren't willing.

P.S. Natty gets my vote too. His reviews are better. Mine just have "a life" of their own.

**PedroMorales** · 09-26-18 10:36

Originally Posted by MonkeyPaw [View Original Post]

If you are referring to the girl in the story below. I wouldn't know. It's all made up. I only grabbed a girl from the streets who looked like the girl in the promo picture and fed her a homemade meatless spaghetti dinner in exchange for the pictures. Yes, I don't eat meat. That keeps me under a BMI of 21. But you have to admit, I can often find girls who somewhat resemble those pics.

I know you are only a pimp for the teddy bear. Does Teddy Bear Back them? Does teddy does tree-sums.