Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Member #4698]

You almost fooled me here. For a moment I thought I was reading one of MP's posts about his 'special powers'.

555. That's funny.

[Mogwai]

On a similar, but much lesser level, I strategically tip in my favorite Go Go's and Bordellos as well and receive similar results. For example in regards to Crazy House and Baccara, before my Mini quit working there, I never had to buy a drink before entering, My 2 favorite CH waitress know exactly where I like to sit, what I like to order initially, and which girls I come to see. Woe to some poor Korean chap who is taking up too much space in my corner. LOL. Fat waitress will dispatch him with efficiency. It's like they don't know what is happening except they have to move over fast or be verbally abused. LOL. Mamasan knows me well too and gives me special considerations even when she has not seen me for 10 months. All the girls notice the special treatment I receive even though I am currently only seeing 3 CH girls. But my point is, CH is my home bar and I am treated really well there. If you don't care about these kind of things or are not in a position to take advantage of them, then don't tip.

You almost fooled me here. For a moment I thought I was reading one of MP's posts about his 'special powers'. Be careful Natty, before you know it you start bragging about your 'game' LOL.

Only joking of course.

[Member #4698]

If you are smart, you give cash tips to only those that deserve it, and where you are looking to have those girls com back to you in the future. Don't waste 50% of your tips on the owner.

Tips if applied intelligently and regularly yield special attention and better service in your favorite places. I was taught the art of the tip from experts a long time ago. For example one mentor of mine used to like dropping by his favorite Chicago steak house on Friday nights around 8 pm without a reservation. Waiting time normally would have been an hour or more for a walk in customer without a reservation, but he did not need a reservation because he tipped strategically and generously every time he went there. Thus everyone that mattered at that steak house knew him. The owner, the matre 'd, the chef, and the waitresses. The result was he always got a table without waiting. He was always brought his favorite scotch without asking and his meal was always prepared just the way he liked it. It was something to see!

On a similar, but much lesser level, I strategically tip in my favorite Go Go's and Bordellos as well and receive similar results. For example in regards to Crazy House and Baccara, before my Mini quit working there, I never had to buy a drink before entering, My 2 favorite CH waitress know exactly where I like to sit, what I like to order initially, and which girls I come to see. Woe to some poor Korean chap who is taking up too much space in my corner. LOL. Fat waitress will dispatch him with efficiency. It's like they don't know what is happening except they have to move over fast or be verbally abused. LOL. Mamasan knows me well too and gives me special considerations even when she has not seen me for 10 months. All the girls notice the special treatment I receive even though I am currently only seeing 3 CH girls. But my point is, CH is my home bar and I am treated really well there. If you don't care about these kind of things or are not in a position to take advantage of them, then don't tip.

The art of the tip, thus, is to generously tip those individuals who appreciate your tip and are in a position to give you the special attention and service that you seek. To tip others or to tip broadly for non specific reason is a waste IMHO. I partuclarly dislike doorman who have the gaul to ask for a tip for doing absolutely nothing as I am leaving certain bordellos. I blame management for this bad behavior of their employees.

The Ping Pong gimmick is not my thing either. I even dislike witnessing it on those rare occasions when mostly NE Asian punters engage in it in certain Go Go's. Not only do I think it is a conspicuous waste of money, I also think it is demeaning to the girls. It is not question of whether you can afford to throw money away. It is a question of A) Respect for money and B) Respect for the girls. But hey, if some of you guys like to do it, then do it. I am not trying to criticize anyone in particular, but I do think you can get more bang for your buck in other ways. 555.

[Rob Jones]

Alaskan. Ya don't do shit like that in the AK.

LOL. There are some things no one should mess with.

[Nyezhov]

You must either be an Aussie or a Texan. LOL. I'm an Aussie and thinking the same.

Alaskan. Ya don't do shit like that in the AK.

[Syzygies]

4. If you sitting with a draft beer mug, minding your own business, and a random customer across the club plays beer pong in your drink. And a ping pong ball has found its way in your mug. You've been Monkeypawed.

Ping Pong balls are extremely childish and indicate you are dumb enough to be sucked in by the management.

1. Means you are giving random tips, to any stupid girl lucky enough to catch one, or particularly to more aggressive girls.

2. You are happy that the owner rakes in at least 50% of the pong tips.

Girls occasionally get injured in the mad scramble to grab a pong.

If you are smart, you give cash tips to only those that deserve it, and where you are looking to have those girls com back to you in the future. Don't waste 50% of your tips on the owner.

[PedroMorales]

The teddy bear protects them from my bad behavior and antics. Like the snake in the bathroom.

It looks like Teddy is defending the young lady's honour from the snake, which could have a spy cam in its mouth. How about a photo of teddy face fucking one of the young ladies, or maybe spit roasting her with the snake?

[Rob Jones]

Mr. Paw,

I appreciate your posts, but numbers 4, 5 and 7 in my neck of the woods gets you 86 ed at the best and the shit kicked out of you at the worst. Just my 2 satangs.

You must either be an Aussie or a Texan. LOL. I'm an Aussie and thinking the same.

[MonkeyPaw]

I know you are only a pimp for the teddy bear. Does Teddy Bear Back them? Does teddy does tree-sums.

The teddy bear protects them from my bad behavior and antics. Like the snake in the bathroom.

[Nyezhov]

Mr. Paw,

I appreciate your posts, but numbers 4, 5 and 7 in my neck of the woods gets you 86 ed at the best and the shit kicked out of you at the worst. Just my 2 satangs.

[MonkeyPaw]

Not say that it is impossible to find attractive talent there. It could happen. I stand by my conclusion that in this instance you were just fucking with us...

To be able to "fuck" with others, means that person has power over others. A homeless man living on the streets cannot fuck with another person about where to find the best guest friendly hotels. A person with HIV cannot fuck with others about advice for best safe sex practices. A 3 year old cannot fuck with an adult about is Santa Claus real or not. You realize where this conversation is heading right? It goes back what I have always said. We all are playing in different worlds, at different levels, with different powers. Just like P4P, you can't fuck with those who aren't willing.

P.S. Natty gets my vote too. His reviews are better. Mine just have "a life" of their own.

[PedroMorales]

If you are referring to the girl in the story below. I wouldn't know. It's all made up. I only grabbed a girl from the streets who looked like the girl in the promo picture and fed her a homemade meatless spaghetti dinner in exchange for the pictures. Yes, I don't eat meat. That keeps me under a BMI of 21. But you have to admit, I can often find girls who somewhat resemble those pics.

I know you are only a pimp for the teddy bear. Does Teddy Bear Back them? Does teddy does tree-sums.

[Syzygies]

In addition, over the long term, a typical working girl has an order of magnitude more partners than an typical punter, even if he's unusually active.

In my opinion, given the higher risk of HIV for the women, this makes a man demanding BBFS from a sex worker selfish and borderline abusive. Sure, there's usually semi-informed consent, but regardless of that, condoms are such an exceedingly simple solution that reduce the risk to the girl from substantial to negligible.

Even if I'm fully capable of convincing someone to voluntarily cross the street blindfolded for money, should I really be doing that?

The guy's logic maybe that he is much less likely to have HIV than she is, since he was tested not long ago. This is true. She may not be being exposed to further risk. It's all those other guys she already did that were ambi-dextrous or drug users, etc.

Girls should say no to any type of weird guys, and better still see his recent test results, and charge him a lot of money and be sure of good birth control, etc.

I know I have put girls out of action temporarily due to uterus bruising not STDs, and I don't even pound at all. You could argue I am selfish to want to fuck girls at all, but it might be using too much imagination. Even kissing the girls can give her a bad cold or the flu. There are always risks of various types.

Even condoms can break and girl can get pregnant. That is more likely than giving her HIV.

[Franciscass]

If you have not, then I submit you are also among the climate change deniers and flat earth proponents in thinking you are doing enough to be safer by putting a condom in your pocket on the way out the door to monger.

ET,

With respect you're conflating a situation where condoms are not properly used with when they are properly used. Of course if for whatever reason a condom either malfunctions or is not used then the risks are no different than going BB. In those circumstances I agree with you, the precautions you take puts you in a better position. That said putting on a condom is simple, the girl usually has one or as lots of members do they bring their own. I agree with you they are never a 100% guarantee, you agree with me they are safer than no condom. So we agree? At least I think we agree.

[EihTooms]

But let's also admit the reality that unprotected sex is not as safe as protected sex.

To deny that is to join the climate change deniers, the flat earth society, those that tell you the guy sitting beside you in the go go is part of the vanguard from another galaxy and that MP is for real.

I don't think I have read anyone disagreeing about that and asserting unprotected sex is as safe as protected (condom) sex. I have only been asserting that there are definitely ways to go bareback and BE safer for the girl (and yourself) than relying only on the way condoms are applied all too often in the real world and not in pristine lab conditions.

So, since you are aware that being circumcised, getting a vasectomy, always having a recent negative blood check document and the other things you mentioned are known to reduce the risk of unplanned pregnancy and transmission of disease and, I would argue, will always be safer for both parties than meaning well but occasionally "forgetting" to put on a condom, being too drunk to put one on properly, having one slip off, break, tear or simply not be insisted upon by the girl crawling into bed with you, have you taken those measures to make sure you and the girl are as safe as you know you could be no matter what happens to or with a condom?

If you have not, then I submit you are also among the climate change deniers and flat earth proponents in thinking you are doing enough to be safer by putting a condom in your pocket on the way out the door to monger.