Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Paolo99]

Nope I don't think Ya Dong is going to help get your dick up at all.

Once I was staying with a so called GF in Pattaya and I was prescribed a lot of antibiotics for a skin infection that came from the dirty water they used during Songkran. I had a hard time and my dick couldn't get up at all and back then I didn't want to take Vitamine V or some pills. Then the GF suggested that we go and find some Yaa dong to drink because it was known for making people horny. So we took my bike and made a round of all the places that might have some, and they were all making some jokes when they knew for wich reason we wanted to buy that stuff. They 've got a lot of variety, each one is supposed to heal one illness. Anyway the one that we took had the same effect than alcohol for me, didn't get my tool up but it sent me to sleep pretty quickly. I recall that the GF liked it a lot though. In western Europe the "Bois bandé" that comes from French Antilla is well know for that also (some alcohol liquor with a special piece of wood inside, I drank that also but didn't see the effects).

Another time I had another GF in Bkk who was doing her Yaa dong herself, but that one was for medicinal use only and she would never drink that for getting horny. She was told by a Chinese herborist that by putting these herbs and drinking this stuff everyday, that could heal a cancer.

She didn't want to tell about the cancer but I suspect that she was probably infected by the HPV Virus and someone told her that it will surely become a cancer in the next years and she tried to heal that by a "natural" way.

[Allover]

I was told that medical marijuana is on the ballot and will be voted on in 2019. Maybe there is still hope.

[Nyezhov]

GF makes her own Yaa Dong sometimes. Lao Khao (white spirit) with honey and 12 herbs she says. She can't even say which herbs are used. Thais regard almost all herbs "Samoon Phrai" as "Yaa" medicinal. They even consider honey to be a medicine.

Its an Asian thing. My ex Japanese used to say, even for normal foods "eat, good for body". Natto. Exceptional for body.

[Syzygies]

Ya dong a substitute for marijuana? Not really as it is a liquor to drink and not to smoke. It's made of Thai white alcohol (very cheap) with some medicinal herbs. You can find many different ones used for healing this or that illness, or to help your dick to get up and many other things that I'm not aware of. And there is no way to find this stuff in a 7-11 as it's not an industrial product.

Nope I don't think Ya Dong is going to help get your dick up at all. I previously imagined the Ya Dong at gogo bars used herbs for flavouring only. It does may the girls less self conscious, more raunchy and more horny. I saw one very shy bar girl turned into a raging raunchy ****. LOL This is from the alcohol mostly. I doubt if they put Ganja or similar herbs in the Ya Dong, but you never know. Tasted likes cloves, cinnamon etc. At Crazy House.

GF makes her own Yaa Dong sometimes. Lao Khao (white spirit) with honey and 12 herbs she says. She can't even say which herbs are used. Thais regard almost all herbs "Samoon Phrai" as "Yaa" medicinal. They even consider honey to be a medicine.

Chartreuse is a very strong sweet liquor with herbal flavouring, also good for getting girls drunk, in western countries.

I guess Ya Dong is a bit like a back woods variety (and not so sweet).

Even heard that one bottl of beer per day is "Yaa" medicinal, but more than that bad for your health. LOL.

[Franciscass]

While weed is widely available, caught buying even a few grams is risking a minimum of 50 K potentially a lot more and even possible doing some time. Absolutely not advisable sourcing it on the fly.

[Nyezhov]

Ya dong a substitute for marijuana? Not really as it is a liquor to drink and not to smoke. It's made of Thai white alcohol (very cheap) with some medicinal herbs. You can find many different ones used for healing this or that illness, or to help your dick to get up and many other things that I'm not aware of. And there is no way to find this stuff in a 7-11 as it's not an industrial product.

1. The first part was a joke.

2. Green bottle. White liquor with herbs I'm told. Lower shelves here in Thonburi. My friend always tries to get me to drink it.

[Mr Enternational]

I never heard of kratom (GraThom). So had to look it up.

Now that is a shocker. Something that you didn't know. There was even a big to do a few years back about some white chick dying in Phuket because they used it in some adult beverages.

[Paolo99]

Ya Dong is a good substitute, especially if you get it from a mc taxi dude instead of 7-11.

Ya dong a substitute for marijuana? Not really as it is a liquor to drink and not to smoke. It's made of Thai white alcohol (very cheap) with some medicinal herbs. You can find many different ones used for healing this or that illness, or to help your dick to get up and many other things that I'm not aware of. And there is no way to find this stuff in a 7-11 as it's not an industrial product.

[Nyezhov]

I never heard of kratom (GraThom). So had to look it up.
ใบกระท่อม

My GF reckons she can order Ganja (marijuana) from Bangkok and go pick it up from the Post Office. However she pulls my leg a lot, so not sure if she is just kidding. Her own Bush keeled over. Seems its an annual. I had few clues myself, not a smoker of any type. She would not take it into town. That would be dangerous. Police do exist and would want bribes.

Lot of the upcountry folks grow it as a medicinal herb, brewing a tea or mixing it with food. I have seen grannies smoke it. But no Granny is going to get busted, whilst Mr. Stoner Falang is.

[Syzygies]

With the Thai Government seeming to relax regulations on marijunana and kratom for medical use how easy or reliable is it so get some quality weed in Bangkok or Pattaya? Would it still be a no go zone filled with corrupt cops trying to set up poor farang tourists for a cheap payoff or are the authorities catching up to the West?

I never heard of kratom (GraThom). So had to look it up.
ใบกระท่อม

My GF reckons she can order Ganja (marijuana) from Bangkok and go pick it up from the Post Office. However she pulls my leg a lot, so not sure if she is just kidding. Her own Bush keeled over. Seems its an annual. I had few clues myself, not a smoker of any type. She would not take it into town. That would be dangerous. Police do exist and would want bribes.

[PaulAlbert]

Go to Laos or Cambo. Or if you know somebody, you can get away with it upcountry. If the person you know is a "somebody".

Otherwise. Forget it in Bangkok and never in Pattaya. Ya Dong is a good substitute, especially if you get it from a mc taxi dude instead of 7-11.

Its really too bad that Thailand and SE Asia are still in the stone ages when it comes to marijuana. Sometimes its really nice to chill out with a joint on a beach but I guess not for another few decades with the way things go in these places of the World.

[Nyezhov]

With the Thai Government seeming to relax regulations on marijunana and kratom for medical use how easy or reliable is it so get some quality weed in Bangkok or Pattaya? Would it still be a no go zone filled with corrupt cops trying to set up poor farang tourists for a cheap payoff or are the authorities catching up to the West?

Go to Laos or Cambo. Or if you know somebody, you can get away with it upcountry. If the person you know is a "somebody".

Otherwise. Forget it in Bangkok and never in Pattaya. Ya Dong is a good substitute, especially if you get it from a mc taxi dude instead of 7-11.

[Rob Jones]

With the Thai Government seeming to relax regulations on marijunana and kratom for medical use how easy or reliable is it so get some quality weed in Bangkok or Pattaya? Would it still be a no go zone filled with corrupt cops trying to set up poor farang tourists for a cheap payoff or are the authorities catching up to the West?

You are posting in the right forum. Give it a shot and if you can smuggle any phones or tablets into the "Bangkok Hilton" write a post and tell us all how it worked out!!

[Robert Long]

You almost fooled me here. For a moment I thought I was reading one of MP's posts about his 'special powers'. Be careful Natty, before you know it you start bragging about your 'game' LOL.

Only joking of course.

We were in CH 2 weeks ago and the ladies were pretty bad. Then the Japanese and their habit of chain smoking while drinking. A couple of Japanese sat out side our table and when one brought an ashtray I told him no not here and he was humble enough to take it away. I noticed that 80% of the men were Japanese. When we tried to enter we were stopped and told we have to order outside before we entered. I know the fat mamasan and told them to call her. I want a good seat before I ordered. They backed off and a server showed us to our table.

My buddy had an offer from 95 and she was wired up on something, couldn't sit still. He bought her a drink and they discussed prices and he choked. 700 BF and 3000ST. I would rate her as an 6 out of ten. And that s being generous. We also stopped at LoLi__s and the girls were horrible. Noticed many clubs closed in Soi Cowboy. The Coyotes were very quiet and not aggressive. I tried to talk to a few but I don't think that any of them can speak English. Like they are just in from the country and in training on the outside. Went to Thermae on Thursday night and it was closed. Didn't try again as GF just arrived the next day.

RL.

[PaulAlbert]

With the Thai Government seeming to relax regulations on marijunana and kratom for medical use how easy or reliable is it so get some quality weed in Bangkok or Pattaya? Would it still be a no go zone filled with corrupt cops trying to set up poor farang tourists for a cheap payoff or are the authorities catching up to the West?