Medellin Reports

[El Mechanico]

Is not girl friendly, Pollo negro is out!

BS on that. I never had a second look when I was there and had girls over. You must have done something else to p*ss them off.

El Mechanico.

[Wolf662]

I went over to Maracaibo about 10 pm. As soon as I walked in the dude from behind the bar ran over to me while I was scanning the place. When he reached I told him that I was good then he left. I asked the chick to my right how much. She said 70K. I said 60K. She said okay. I went to the bar and had to pay 70K with the room included. We went through a 1/3 door under the bar and through another 1/3 door behind the bar.

I like the under the bar entrance better then Barra Ejectivas into the toilet entrance. LOL. Both their rooms suck compared to Conejitas in my opinion.

[Nyahbinghi83]

Wait a second. Are you being sarcastic or genuine?

If you are being sarcastic then fair enough, if not I don't understand. The pictures you attached look perfectly fine and your following post seems to show you had / are having a great time.

Which one is it Mr. E?

He's definitely being sarcastic.

[Baudelairemod]

Much too dangerous around here tonight. Anyone know who I could rent a Poblado condo from this time of night. I am about to check out of my $12 hotel down here because this is too scary for me.

Wait a second. Are you being sarcastic or genuine?

If you are being sarcastic then fair enough, if not I don't understand. The pictures you attached look perfectly fine and your following post seems to show you had / are having a great time.

Which one is it Mr. E?

[John Clayton]

What's up with all the bullets flying, you wearing a flack vest?

It's a "flak jacket". Derives from Fliegerabwehrkanone, which means antiaircraft gun. A flack is a PR spokesman. Maybe it derives from "flak", since they just pump out crap into the atmosphere.

[Turgid]

I do not understand why you guys not from the streets want to visit bad areas for pussy. Just does not seem worth it to me. If your not from the streets, people will spot a duck a mile away. Now, I know some will say do not think because you from the barrio you can go there. All, I will say to that being from the streets people in the game know how to move. There is a reason you do not read people from the streets getting caught up. Put another way assassins from commune 13 would turn around and walk away in fear if they had to walk into Cabrini Green or Rockwell Gardens at night with no hallway or lights on the elevator. If you not from the streets, why tempt fate. Your not built for that environment. Why chance it over some pussy.

People from the streets who are better off now will not want to go back there. Can't understand people with resources who will choose to live there. Good to visit at safe times, never to stay.

[BlueCar]

We went through a 1/3 door under the bar and through another 1/3 door behind the bar. They must have had Simon Bolivar's mattress in that mf because that shit needed to be thrown out decades ago. It still had plenty of spring left but no fucking pad! The room was hot and the fan was making all kind of noise.

Ah, yes Maracaibo. I remember having to crouch to go under the bar and then under the little door. I wonder why there were trying to hide the rooms back then. They probably needed a license / permission that they didn't want to pay? And the rooms are indeed a mess. I sessioned with a tall girl who's face looked liked Jessica Albas but her body was a 6 (flabby skin, flabby little tits, skinny etc). I remember having to turn the little fan on too be / see it was so hot and the mattress was so old. I never went back there to session be / see it was so uncomfortable.

[PolloNegro]

I went over to Maracaibo about 10 pm. As soon as I walked in the dude from behind the bar ran over to me while I was scanning the place. When he reached I told him that I was good then he left. I asked the chick to my right how much. She said 70K. I said 60K. She said okay. I went to the bar and had to pay 70K with the room included. We went through a 1/3 door under the bar and through another 1/3 door behind the bar. They must have had Simon Bolivar's mattress in that mf because that shit needed to be thrown out decades ago. It still had plenty of spring left but no fucking pad! The room was hot and the fan was making all kind of noise. And besides that the broad would not take her shoes off so my dick would not stay hard. I kept telling her and she said that has nothing to do with it. I said yes it does. I know my body.

She was trying very hard kept sucking (never understood this sucking with a condom shit my whole life because I feel zero when they do that). Changing postions, fingering herself, trying to fuck some more. Finally I gave up and told her thanks. I got dressed and headed to my stomping ground, Av. De Greiff!

I walked around and saw plenty of options. Then I decided to post up on the corner. One young chick came over to me then her friend came. They propositioned me and they were cute. But I told them they looked too young. One said she was 22 and the other was 23. I said well you look 15 and she looks 16. I told them I would probably take the chick that was standing 5 feet away to my left..

Is not girl friendly, I was lucky enough to bang all 5 of these girls at the same time, they only ask that I let them leave 2 at a time or one at the time. Pollo negro is out!

[PolloNegro]

I went over to Maracaibo about 10 pm. As soon as I walked in the dude from behind the bar ran over to me while I was scanning the place. When he reached I told him that I was good then he left. I asked the chick to my right how much. She said 70K. I said 60K. She said okay. I went to the bar and had to pay 70K with the room included. We went through a 1/3 door under the bar and through another 1/3 door behind the bar. They must have had Simon Bolivar's mattress in that mf because that shit needed to be thrown out decades ago. It still had plenty of spring left but no fucking pad! The room was hot and the fan was making all kind of noise. And besides that the broad would not take her shoes off so my dick would not stay hard. I kept telling her and she said that has nothing to do with it. I said yes it does. I know my body.

She was trying very hard kept sucking (never understood this sucking with a condom shit my whole life because I feel zero when they do that). Changing postions, fingering herself, trying to fuck some more. Finally I gave up and told her thanks. I got dressed and headed to my stomping ground, Av. De Greiff!

I walked around and saw plenty of options. Then I decided to post up on the corner. One young chick came over to me then her friend came. They propositioned me and they were cute. But I told them they looked too young. One said she was 22 and the other was 23. I said well you look 15 and she looks 16. I told them I would probably take the chick that was standing 5 feet away to my left.

So they left me alone. I looked to the left and the girl looked back at me. I asked how much she wanted. She said 40K. Man this chick was just my type. And she was so beautiful. I said what about the room? She said it would be 54 total. I said okay, but I pay after. She said sure. So we went upstairs in the motel and I gave the lady 54K. She looked through her money but did not have the 40K change. I told her to just give it to the girl later.

This is one reason I never leave Centro or not room, I have spent so much time there, that once I set up my room & I call one specific girl, they all flock to me like the Pied Piper. I haven't had to hunt in vera cruz since last April, and I have honestly banged over a 100 chics from that one block, at a minimum fee. Why would I go anywhere else? I have never banged any Vera Cruz chic in the love hotels, I always bring them back to my room. 2. You just found out why I always pre-schedule vera cruz chics & send money a day before I arrive, I want them to look how I would like them to look. I don't want to sit around a nail shop or beauty salon while a cute girl gets extra pretty, I send the money a day ahead. I gain a big advantage sending money ahead to girls I already know? If their friends see them with a new dress, new shoes, hair -do, pedicure, and manicure. Pollo negro is in town, everyone from vera cruz who has my number will hit me up. I have learned to not bang more than 21 chics in 7 days, my first trip I think I banged about 50 chics in 10 days, I had to call off from work for 2 days straight after returning to the US, I was absolutely exhausted. If your wallet is full and your heart has the stamina, you could make your dream come true in Centro. Pollo negro is out!

[Chicafan]

Much too dangerous around here tonight. Anyone know who I could rent a Poblado condo from this time of night. I am about to check out of my $12 hotel down here because this is too scary for me.

What's up with all the bullets flying, you wearing a flack vest?

[Mr Enternational]

I went over to Maracaibo about 10 pm. As soon as I walked in the dude from behind the bar ran over to me while I was scanning the place. When he reached I told him that I was good then he left. I asked the chick to my right how much. She said 70K. I said 60K. She said okay. I went to the bar and had to pay 70K with the room included. We went through a 1/3 door under the bar and through another 1/3 door behind the bar. They must have had Simon Bolivar's mattress in that mf because that shit needed to be thrown out decades ago. It still had plenty of spring left but no fucking pad! The room was hot and the fan was making all kind of noise. And besides that the broad would not take her shoes off so my dick would not stay hard. I kept telling her and she said that has nothing to do with it. I said yes it does. I know my body.

She was trying very hard kept sucking (never understood this sucking with a condom shit my whole life because I feel zero when they do that). Changing postions, fingering herself, trying to fuck some more. Finally I gave up and told her thanks. I got dressed and headed to my stomping ground, Av. De Greiff!

I walked around and saw plenty of options. Then I decided to post up on the corner. One young chick came over to me then her friend came. They propositioned me and they were cute. But I told them they looked too young. One said she was 22 and the other was 23. I said well you look 15 and she looks 16. I told them I would probably take the chick that was standing 5 feet away to my left.

So they left me alone. I looked to the left and the girl looked back at me. I asked how much she wanted. She said 40K. Man this chick was just my type. And she was so beautiful. I said what about the room? She said it would be 54 total. I said okay, but I pay after. She said sure. So we went upstairs in the motel and I gave the lady 54K. She looked through her money but did not have the 40K change. I told her to just give it to the girl later.

We went to the room and I was like a pig in slop. This chick crossed the t's and dotted the I's for me. Total GFE. After I bust I asked her how much for all night. She thought about it and said 200K. This is the one time that I did not bring my phone, but I brought pen and paper. (Fuck you Murphy!) I wrote her number down and told her I would add her to whatsapp when I got to the room. I asked her what time she would come tomorrow and she said 3 pm. I said hell no. That is way too early. I will be busy then.

Then I looked at her nails and was like what the shit is this? Polish was coming off and stuff. (Of course I saw it earlier but I was just now calling her out on it.) And I am a stickler for that. Then I went over to my pants and pulled 20K out and gave it to her and told her to make sure she got her nails done before she came tomorrow. Do you know this chick started crying? That is the kind of shit that lets me know how much money is really worth around here. This chick cried because I gave her an extra 6 measly bucks to get her nails done.

Then we got to talking and she told me that her mom kicked her out the house when she was 14 because she was beautiful and her mom was jealous. I have heard stories of this kind of shit but what the fuck. She said she had 1 son. I asked how old he was. She said 17! I said what the fuck? How old are you? She said 32. Damn sure did not look it. She got pregnant when she was 14 and had the baby 2 weeks after she turned 15. He is back in Cucuta where she is from and she sends all her money to him. I told her that I was really amazed that she has not had any kids since.

I asked her if she did drugs and she said that she did not even drink alcohol. Only water. She mentioned something about Radual and remembering the details of the place from you guys I ran it by her. She said that is the place. I asked why she did not work over there. She said that she didn't like it. In true Wolf and Pollo Negro style I managed to find me a good one tonight. So if these sorry ass non-pros do not come through tomorrow I will definitely hit this chick up to come over and earn something.

P.S. Before I went out, I was talking to a Cupid chick from a while back and when I told her I was staying downtown she offered to come get me tomorrow and take me to find a better and safer place. If she only knew!

[CeeJay1]

Its been a few years since I been to Medellin, has New life change? Is the area around Carrera 43 change much? Are there any decent places to eat as far as McDonalds? Thanks for any info.

[Revere]

Much too dangerous around here tonight. Anyone know who I could rent a Poblado condo from this time of night. I am about to check out of my $12 hotel down here because this is too scary for me.

I do not understand why you guys not from the streets want to visit bad areas for pussy. Just does not seem worth it to me. If your not from the streets, people will spot a duck a mile away. Now, I know some will say do not think because you from the barrio you can go there. All, I will say to that being from the streets people in the game know how to move. There is a reason you do not read people from the streets getting caught up. Put another way assassins from commune 13 would turn around and walk away in fear if they had to walk into Cabrini Green or Rockwell Gardens at night with no hallway or lights on the elevator. If you not from the streets, why tempt fate. Your not built for that environment. Why chance it over some pussy.

[Mr Enternational]

How do I get an instagram model level girl? I've been sending DMs on tinder, facebook, and instagram (skipping Colombian cupid and SA for now) and not really getting any responses from 9's and 10's.

You must be sitting at home horny. Dude that shit is all surgery, makeup, and camera tricks. When have you ever seen a picture of one of those chicks just sitting home on the sofa looking at TV with sweatpants and no makeup on? NEVER! Because that will ruin the illusion or dream they are trying to sell guys like you.

Think back to when you were in high school or college. How many of those 9s and 10s were in school with you? NONE! That is because the shit is made up. In the words of Eddie Murphy, I just got some regular old crackers.

[Queens35]

How do I get an instagram model level girl? I've been sending DMs on tinder, facebook, and instagram (skipping Colombian cupid and SA for now) and not really getting any responses from 9's and 10's. I've just been introducing myself as an American tourist who will be visiting and ask if they will show me Medellin. Maybe just messaging the wrong girls, any leads of girls would be appreciated!

Have you considered that mybe not every girl in Medellin is a working girl? They probably think that you are a cheap gringo who's looking for a freebie. Offer them money upfront. For one of those 9-10's I'd start with 300 k for 1. 5-2 hours. If they have ever hooked, they will probably bite at that figure. Any lower, and they won't even respond.