Medellin Reports

[Turgid]

So I enter Adelitas and choose negra Erika from the not so enticing line up of 4. We enter the room and the session starts good enough, no kissing on the lips though but one gets used to that soon enough in Medellin. However, she gets straight into BBBJ which is the first for me this trip without a propina. She is pretty good at it and seems to enjoy herself. So I'm thinking this is going to be an awesome session. Ehhhhh wrong. During coitus she angles herself as much as possible to avoid a good pounding. She does this in every position. So I resort to doggy to try to make the best of a bad situation. Still she fidgets to avoid full thrust and I manually try to angle her body for maximum engagement; this goes on and it becomes a battle between us. During this confrontation she moves her hand towards the region of battle and I think to myself she's going to use her hand to restrict movement but surprisingly she is masturbating and she continues to do this moaning even while still trying to avoid full penetration. After a few minutes of this she lets out a squeal which signals orgasm. She then pulls my penis out of her and lies on the bed panting. I am like WTFFF! Heelllloooo! Who is the paying customer here? I realize I have to count my losses here, clean up, robe and on to reception. That experience was a first for me. I really felt used but did not complain, paid the COP48K for 1/2 hour and checked out another casa where I had a more fulfilling engagement.

[TheCarlAnthony]

Last time I was in Medellin I had a small hiccup that could of been disastrous. So I went absolutely crazy all weekend. Sunday night was our last balls to the wall night and we had a ton of COP to burn off. My flight out was Monday morning at 7 am and its Sunday at 11 am in Llares. My AirBN was about 2 streets away from Llares so we walked. I had a early 7 am flight which I did not take into consideration enough. My friend and I had a table at the Hacienda bar. He doesn't speak a lick of Spanish besides the word Hola. Haha. There was a younger guy walking around drumming up business in the streets that we saw each night we were in Llares. He works at the Hacienda bar. He told us there were girls there etc etc. As he walked us to the bar we negotiated prices for a table and hookah. We walked into the decently crowded bar and were ushered straight to the first table in the room with couches as soon as you walk in. PRIME location to see and be seen. Lots of girls there all dancing. Less guys than girls on this Sunday. My buddy negotiated all this in English for what came out to maybe $75 usd. The table, a large bottle of 1800 Silver and a hookah. Not too bad.

Immediately when we sat down the employees started scouring the room for women. They started pointed and telling them " you two, go now sit there". Then the same with a few more girls. My buddy and I sitting in the middle and 3 to 4 girls on each side of us. Very mob boss feeling hahaha. We took shot after shot and even handed a few to the homeless guys out the window. Laughing and partying being rubbed by these gorgeous women. Like celebrities. We had to peel ourselves away from the women as they were begging to come home with us at 200 k a piece. Knowing we had a flight to catch and it being 1:15 am we decided to just walk out and leave the girls with the bottle leftovers. Went into Gustos which was loaded with girls on a Sunday! All quoting 250 k cop to 300 k cop. We had banged so many this weekend we had no interest honestly. Just love that you can grope them when they dance all over you. We literally snuck out as we promised so many girls with "later" hahaha. We made it home safely but both passed out within seconds of hitting the room. My alarm goes off at 4:30 am. I luckily drunkenly set my alarm somehow Haha. Power nap was amazing. Though buzzed from all the tequila, my alertness was back in business mode. This is where it got ugly. I opened my phone and requested an Uber to get us at 4:50 am. That gave us 30 mins to get to the airport and and over an hour to get through the air port checks. We walked out the door and stood near our apt without our bags watching out for the uber.

Uber pulls up. Driver should be Carlos. Guy rolls down his window. I say Carlos? He rattles of something in Spanish. I say " airport right" he shakes his head no and waves his finger saying no no. Question Mark's surround my head. It says the uber has arrived on my app. The car was similar. No other cars insight. I step back and he says sorry no air port then pulls off. I'm thinking there must be another car pulling up any second plus it's getting too close for comfort. I wasnt wasted visually so it's not like he thought "I'm not letting these drunk guys in my car" if that's what your thinking. Ok now its 5 am. We need to go. Now!. Uber is failing me at finding another ride. Just searching searching. I Google taxi in Medellin. Call the number provided. Of coarse the lady that answers does not speak English. This is a nightmare. I'm using Google translate trying to say I am at blah blah and need to go to the air port but I could not understand her responses. But I did understand "blah munitos" so it gave me some hope that a vehicle was on it's way. While waiting I heard music playing which caught my attention. A police officer was standing on the corner leaning on his motorbike blasting reggaeton LOL at 5 am. Car comes around the corner. Yes! It's a taxi!. I flag him down. He rolls down the window and says Hi where you go? In broken English. I said Airport. He said oh sorry me no go to airport. Sorry. Then pulls off. My jaw dropped. Screw it. I walked over to the cop. I use Google translate saying "how can I get a taxi to the airport ". He says back into the app "no problem buddy" he smiles and whistles all the way down Cr. 10. It was like the whistle bounced off the walls all the way down the street. Maybe he was an Xmen. Within seconds a taxi came flying up the street. He translated to him I need a ride to the air port. The driver says only certain air port taxis will go to the air port. He gets on his phone and I guess is calling one. The sgt pulls up on his motorbike. I'm in the military so I could tell he was the bigger guy by his uniform differences and demeanor. The nice cop is explaining to him the situation. The sgt looks at me and says " you must learn our language buddy". I agreed and apologized and thanked them. He didn't want to smile but he eventually did when he saw I wasn't being a jerk and thanked him a few more times. Bam! Here comes our air port taxi!

Lesson learned have a exact plan setup on how your getting to the airport if you have a early flight like most of us do when trying to get back home in a timely fashion. Also, have a back up plan to the original plan. 2. not all the policia here are jerks and can be helpful if you approach the situation right. All the horror stories of cop shake downs are possibly true but in this case, they saved my whole experience. I'll be back next week and am not messing around with janky transportation. Take my advice. I'm not saying don't rely on uber because it's great there. I just wouldn't make it your only source when it's time to catch a flight early morning.

[Hasideas Tao]

In fact, there is a decent system of dedicated bike lanes in many parts of Medellin. In addition, on Sunday mornings as well as some nights, the city closes off the highway to cars. Only bikes and rollerbladers. I thoroughly enjoy taking people out to ride around. Of course there are always hazards you have to watch out for but I find riding in Medellin more casual than my years of experiences of riding in NYC.

I'm an avid cyclist and gave up my car for a bike. I live just outside NYC. Biking the streets is hazardous most everywhere though. I can't imagine navigating the streets of Medellin on bike, especially not knowing the city well. There doesn't seem to be many bike lanes. And motorists are completely crazy in Medellin as is the case in much of Latin America. It is dangerous enough for a pedestrian. Perhaps when I get there you can show me the way.

[Balboa]

I went over to Maracaibo about 10 pm. As soon as I walked in the dude from behind the bar ran over to me while I was scanning the place. When he reached I told him that I was good then he left. I asked the chick to my right how much. She said 70K. I said 60K. She said okay. I went to the bar and had to pay 70K with the room included. We went through a 1/3 door under the bar and through another 1/3 door behind the bar. They must have had Simon Bolivar's mattress in that mf because that shit needed to be thrown out decades ago. It still had plenty of spring left but no fucking pad! The room was hot and the fan was making all kind of noise. And besides that the broad would not take her shoes off so my dick would not stay hard. I kept telling her and she said that has nothing to do with it. I said yes it does...

Haha, funny shoe story, cracks me up.

Nice el Centro catch!

I'm actually sitting in Club Maracaibo now, my buddy just went back with a chica, pretty hot.

I asked her to please take her shoes off for him, LOL.

Anyway, Veracruz is definitely a crap shoot, and regardless of what some guys may say, it's not for everyone.

I'd bet the guys with the best luck are those more we'll traveled, experienced, and speak the lingo.

Not to say that you can't find pussy without the above, it'll just be a different experience.

Especially in the daytime, anyone should be OK.

Watch yourself, and others, and at night time don't be a target.

Trust me, I've been hangin there for many years now.

I hit Veracruz yesterday in the afternoon and I found nothing good at all so I walked about.

A guy in the street took me over to a casa called Paris, and it pretty much sucked.

Soooo I thought screw it, and went over to New Life, though I vowed not to go back.

I got lucky, the last girl to present was very pretty, semi-flaka and sweet, Camila.

Had a pretty good time in the room.

Beautiful natural breasts, nice booty, sweet girl.

Paid 67 mil on the way out.

Nice.

Today, however, I got real lucky.

On Veracruz I spotted a thin girl with a nice booty, beautiful smile.

I approached her and she was actually really cool, bright and very friendly.

Had a couple beers together, she danced sexy for me, talked about her life, etc.

We eventually left the bar, she took me too another place she said had much better rooms, I'd been there before.

I paid the lady working the desk, and told her if we took longer that I'the pay up afterwards, didn't want to rush. I already knew we had great chemistry together.

The lady knew me, like I said, I'd been there before.

Absolutely fantastic time, total GFE, listening to music, making out like teenagers, LOL, etc, etc.

In the top of my Medellin experiences.

We spent about 2 hours together in the room in total.

I gave her 120 mil, she actually said it was too much.

I insisted.

To think that I almost ordered up a Vanee girl today for 250 mil. Sooooo glad that I decided against it!

Meeting up with her tomorrow for lunch, see what goes from there.

Like I said, and others as well, it's a crap shoot, but sometimes you get lucky.

Enjoy amigos.

[Wolf662]

In those shit rooms behind the bar in Maracaibo the only detail that you forgot to mention was the floor to ceiling black mold growing on the walls, urrrrrrr we can't make this shit up, literally the worst rooms I have ever had sex in.

I don't know, the one room I've been in at Maracaibo, I think the far right one wasn't that bad, small but shower and fan. I liked the one I used in Barra Ejectiva even less 'cause it was way too dark and way too hot. I actually faked a orgasm to get out of there it was so hot (the club was packed and heat rises) The worse one I have been in is the one to the right of the main little room at Yakuza, tiny, like a crappy mattress on a plywood board with no fan, no shower and paper thin walls with the other customers sitting just on the other side. That's before I found they allow free take out to the Botero for 45 k. LOL.

[The Tall Man]

I went over to Maracaibo about 10 pm. As soon as I walked in the dude from behind the bar ran over to me while I was scanning the place. When he reached I told him that I was good then he left. I asked the chick to my right how much. She said 70K. I said 60K. She said okay. I went to the bar and had to pay 70K with the room included. We went through a 1/3 door under the bar and through another 1/3 door behind the bar. They must have had Simon Bolivar's mattress in that mf because that shit needed to be thrown out decades ago. It still had plenty of spring left but no fucking pad! The room was hot and the fan was making all kind of noise. And besides that the broad would not take her shoes off so my dick would not stay hard. I kept telling her and she said that has nothing to do with it. I said yes it does. I know my body.

She was trying very hard kept sucking (never understood this sucking with a condom shit my whole life because I feel zero when they do that). Changing postions, fingering herself, trying to fuck some more. Finally I gave up and told her thanks. I got dressed and headed to my stomping ground, Av. De Greiff!

I walked around and saw plenty of options. Then I decided to post up on the corner. One young chick came over to me then her friend came. They propositioned me and they were cute. But I told them they looked too young. One said she was 22 and the other was 23. I said well you look 15 and she looks 16. I told them I would probably take the chick that was standing 5 feet away to my left.

So they left me alone. I looked to the left and the girl looked back at me. I asked how much she wanted. She said 40K. Man this chick was just my type. And she was so beautiful. I said what about the room? She said it would be 54 total. I said okay, but I pay after. She said sure. So we went upstairs in the motel and I gave the lady 54K. She looked through her money but did not have the 40K change. I told her to just give it to the girl later.

We went to the room and I was like a pig in slop. This chick crossed the t's and dotted the I's for me. Total GFE. After I bust I asked her how much for all night. She thought about it and said 200K. This is the one time that I did not bring my phone, but I brought pen and paper. (Fuck you Murphy!) I wrote her number down and told her I would add her to whatsapp when I got to the room. I asked her what time she would come tomorrow and she said 3 pm. I said hell no. That is way too early. I will be busy then.

Then I looked at her nails and was like what the shit is this? Polish was coming off and stuff. (Of course I saw it earlier but I was just now calling her out on it.) And I am a stickler for that. Then I went over to my pants and pulled 20K out and gave it to her and told her to make sure she got her nails done before she came tomorrow. Do you know this chick started crying? That is the kind of shit that lets me know how much money is really worth around here. This chick cried because I gave her an extra 6 measly bucks to get her nails done.

Then we got to talking and she told me that her mom kicked her out the house when she was 14 because she was beautiful and her mom was jealous. I have heard stories of this kind of shit but what the fuck. She said she had 1 son. I asked how old he was. She said 17! I said what the fuck? How old are you? She said 32. Damn sure did not look it. She got pregnant when she was 14 and had the baby 2 weeks after she turned 15. He is back in Cucuta where she is from and she sends all her money to him. I told her that I was really amazed that she has not had any kids since.

I asked her if she did drugs and she said that she did not even drink alcohol. Only water. She mentioned something about Radual and remembering the details of the place from you guys I ran it by her. She said that is the place. I asked why she did not work over there. She said that she didn't like it. In true Wolf and Pollo Negro style I managed to find me a good one tonight. So if these sorry ass non-pros do not come through tomorrow I will definitely hit this chick up to come over and earn something.

P.S. Before I went out, I was talking to a Cupid chick from a while back and when I told her I was staying downtown she offered to come get me tomorrow and take me to find a better and safer place. If she only knew!

Funny as shit but absolutely true and on point, jajajaja.

In those shit rooms behind the bar in Maracaibo the only detail that you forgot to mention was the floor to ceiling black mold growing on the walls, urrrrrrr we can't make this shit up, literally the worst rooms I have ever had sex in.

I also have heard all the stories from the girls in the Vera and Raudal areas, let me tell you those stories and more is the way life is down there, but I too love the dirt and grim and shady characters just hate those rooms SO I now always use one of those love motels which are right around the corner from there.

Still LMFAO!

The Tall Man.

[JjBee62]

Can you, or somebody teach these girls they can type more than 3 words in a message? Girl sends me 3 complete sentences and it takes her 9 messages.

Of course the funny part is that she has to see me in secret because of her boyfriend.

[JjBee62]

Its been a few years since I been to Medellin, has New life change? Is the area around Carrera 43 change much? Are there any decent places to eat as far as McDonalds? Thanks for any info.

Are you looking for decent places to eat, or are you looking for McDonald's?

New Life is still the same. The place next door is decent, but my favorite is around the corner at Delicias Naturales. Say Hello, to Juan if you go. There's some good places not far from McDonald's. Hacienda is good and a few other places just before the walking street hits Parque Bolivar.

[JjBee62]

I do not understand why you guys not from the streets want to visit bad areas for pussy. Just does not seem worth it to me. If your not from the streets, people will spot a duck a mile away. Now, I know some will say do not think because you from the barrio you can go there. All, I will say to that being from the streets people in the game know how to move. There is a reason you do not read people from the streets getting caught up. Put another way assassins from commune 13 would turn around and walk away in fear if they had to walk into Cabrini Green or Rockwell Gardens at night with no hallway or lights on the elevator. If you not from the streets, why tempt fate. Your not built for that environment. Why chance it over some pussy.

I'm not from the streets. My high school was surrounded by corn fields. The closest McDonald's was 60 miles away. We didn't lock doors, or ever take keys out of the car. We didn't have crime. I never learned how the people from the streets move, but I learned how to walk through the pasture without stepping in cow shit.

I've still probably spent more time walking the streets of Medellin than most guys here. Not just the streets where the pussy is, the streets around the streets that are around the streets where the pussy is. You know those guys you see late at night, digging through the garbage? 1 takes metal, 1 takes glass, 1 takes plastic, 1 takes paper. I've seen where they take it all to cash it in. I've been down the streets where the stolen cars get taken and stripped. I've been down streets where gringos never go. There's no reason to go there. No reason, unless you're like me, just curious to see what's there.

I may not be built for that environment, but I'm comfortable in it and the environment never seems to mind me. After all, I'm just passing through.

However, I do notice that guys who walk with the "you don't want to fuck with me" swagger, are usually the guys who end up getting fucked with. When you're on somebody else's streets, it's not a good idea to act like you own them.

[Combo]

I do not understand why you guys not from the streets want to visit bad areas for pussy. Just does not seem worth it to me. If your not from the streets, people will spot a duck a mile away. Now, I know some will say do not think because you from the barrio you can go there. All, I will say to that being from the streets people in the game know how to move. There is a reason you do not read people from the streets getting caught up. Put another way assassins from commune 13 would turn around and walk away in fear if they had to walk into Cabrini Green or Rockwell Gardens at night with no hallway or lights on the elevator. If you not from the streets, why tempt fate. Your not built for that environment. Why chance it over some pussy.

I think this is pretty accurate. If you grew up in a rough area in the US (or Canada or wherever), you likely won't be too uncomfortable in Centro. However, if you grew up in a nice suburb, you very well might be terrified. And of course, many will be between these extremes.

Also, if you're black or Latino you won't stick out like a fair-skinned white guy. Though the locals will still be able to spot that you're not from there.

[BlueCar]

I like the under the bar entrance better then Barra Ejectivas into the toilet entrance. LOL. Both their rooms suck compared to Conejitas in my opinion.

Under the toilet? LOL I never sessioned at Barra Ejucativa but the entrance is worse than Maracaibo? Haha.

[Orgasmico]

I'm happy for you but I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole let alone do two at a time. Different strokes for different folks.

One man's meat is another man's poison. There are lovely girls all over the city and even diamonds can be found in El Centro. I try to get down there once to twice a week. Since my gym has a facility there, it makes it easy to walk around and survey the area after a workout.

[PolloNegro]

BS on that. I never had a second look when I was there and had girls over. You must have done something else to p*ss them off.

El Mechanico.

They are very much girl friendly, sorry, for the typo. The pic was taken at hotel Botero.

[YippieKayay]

Is not girl friendly, I was lucky enough to bang all 5 of these girls at the same time, they only ask that I let them leave 2 at a time or one at the time. Pollo negro is out!

I'm happy for you but I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole let alone do two at a time. Different strokes for different folks.

[El Mechanico]

Is not girl friendly, Pollo negro is out!

BS on that. I never had a second look when I was there and had girls over. You must have done something else to p*ss them off.

El Mechanico.