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**Newbie33** · 03-03-19 14:57

Originally Posted by KoolTemp [View Original Post]

A few days ago my ex-GF (was also my schoolmate) whom I use to date in school days sent me friend request on FB which I accepted and we started talking via FB messenger. She is married to some Punjabi guy somewhere in UP.

The reason I am writing this post is an awkward question that she asked me a few days ago which was.

"I caught my husband having relationship with my maid a few days ago now I am pregnant, I want to make sure that baby in my stomach is mine and not that of my maid. Can you suggest a place where I can get the DNA tested?

I was confused and simply replied that DNA test is not required, Brain test is required. Since than she has blocked me and not responding me, was I wrong??

Retard alert. Thank God that she blocked you. Or else you had to deal with her in future. How can people with such high IQ cope up with society.

Still laughing my ass off.

**TopRahul83** · 03-03-19 14:37

Originally Posted by KoolTemp [View Original Post]

A few days ago my ex-GF (was also my schoolmate) whom I use to date in school days sent me friend request on FB which I accepted and we started talking via FB messenger. She is married to some Punjabi guy somewhere in UP.

The reason I am writing this post is an awkward question that she asked me a few days ago which was.

"I caught my husband having relationship with my maid a few days ago now I am pregnant, I want to make sure that baby in my stomach is mine and not that of my maid. Can you suggest a place where I can get the DNA tested?

I was confused and simply replied that DNA test is not required, Brain test is required. Since than she has blocked me and not responding me, was I wrong??

Dude,

That got me literally ROFL. You're not wrong at all. But the thing is that girls take such answers in a totally wrong sense.

Cheers,

Rahul.

**Ranvir 226** · 03-03-19 14:35

Originally Posted by JblFlip69 [View Original Post]

Got back from a month long trip from South America, and I'm addicted to round asses and big tits. Decided to visit BM spa.

Asked for Rich girl and prayer girl.

Both had massive tits. Prayer girl had these really shapely ones which you just want to grab.

First the lineup; because I was made to wait in one of the rooms, loitered around and walked in to the room where all the women sit. I had already stroked myself a little so my cock was rock hard when I was standing in front of their door. Asked questions and they nicely introduced themselves. One of them taunted that I might as well open my tent the way I was stroking it there and I took my cock out- point blank asked which of them can deep throat it the most. That's when prayer girl asked to be taken. Rich girl is an given for me. Here. So each visit is a threesome with Rich girl plus one other.

Entered room and was asked to change and get ready. Stripped and wore a condom and stood next to the door. P entered, grabbed her by the ass, leaned in and kissed her. Are also entered by now and spanked me as she quickly took her clothes off.

Fingered P within minutes and shoved my dick inside her. She squirmed a little, but eventually she got wet and I fucked her for a good 10 minutes. Pushed her on the bed, made are eat her pussy and fucked her in doggy.

Moved up and sat on are's face. This is her forte. Rimming.

Was gorging on P's tits while this happened. Pushed her head down and I was getting rimmed and sucked at the same time.

Came hard.

Chilled, smoked pot and their soft touches started. Great dinner massage with are rimming and fingering me.

P offered her ass for fingering and I obliged. She's great at being sporty.

Fucked her in doggy with my thumb deep in her ass.

Came in are's mouth and didn't make her take dick out of her mouth.

Both have me back together and I masturbated on them.

Great experience.

Dear bros, here is the breaking news, we are the first to report, there is heavy traffic seen towards going BM Spa, for some days take a detour, or use no rush hours.

After reading this FR, BM spa is going to have holi and diwali at a time. Mood changing FR.

**Dang007** · 03-03-19 14:03

Originally Posted by KoolTemp [View Original Post]

A few days ago my ex-GF (was also my schoolmate) whom I use to date in school days sent me friend request on FB which I accepted and we started talking via FB messenger. She is married to some Punjabi guy somewhere in UP.

The reason I am writing this post is an awkward question that she asked me a few days ago which was.

"I caught my husband having relationship with my maid a few days ago now I am pregnant, I want to make sure that baby in my stomach is mine and not that of my maid. Can you suggest a place where I can get the DNA tested?

I was confused and simply replied that DNA test is not required, Brain test is required. Since than she has blocked me and not responding me, was I wrong??

I guess she is having affair and her husband caught her. And you interpreted otherwise.

**RajeevMandy** · 03-03-19 13:48

Hi,

Need number of miss A of Mayur vihar.

Can some one provide me.

Thanks.

Rajeev.

**KrishnaB** · 03-03-19 13:30

Originally Posted by KoolTemp [View Original Post]

A few days ago my ex-GF (was also my schoolmate) whom I use to date in school days sent me friend request on FB which I accepted and we started talking via FB messenger. She is married to some Punjabi guy somewhere in UP.

The reason I am writing this post is an awkward question that she asked me a few days ago which was.

"I caught my husband having relationship with my maid a few days ago now I am pregnant, I want to make sure that baby in my stomach is mine and not that of my maid. Can you suggest a place where I can get the DNA tested?

I was confused and simply replied that DNA test is not required, Brain test is required. Since than she has blocked me and not responding me, was I wrong??

What you said was right, may be a bit rude though.

This country is in dire need of Sex Education. Imagine a married pregnant woman asking such questions.

**KrishnaB** · 03-03-19 13:08

It was my first visit to an MP for mongering.

Made a reservation at LW Spa Noida and reached. Asked for Ms S (basis a previous FR I read here) but she wasn't available.

Took recommendation of receptionist and booked a NI. Ms the.

Slim girl from gangtok. Started the message and popped the question for extras. BJ wasn't on offer. Disappointment 1.

Agreed for FS for 2.5 and started the deed. On removing a super padded bra, tiny tits were exposed. Disappointment 2.

Continued B2B and slight stroking of Johny. Was cooperative otherwise.

I put on see and prepared for Missy. She had a strong odour down there. Disappointment 3.

Stopped the deed. Paid her and exited. I guess MP scene is not for me.

Would rather pay higher and get high end more hygienic SA babe. Any recommendations would be helpful.

**Rishabhbajaj** · 03-03-19 12:43

Guys,

Any update on Alisha. Was thinking of meeting tomorrow but the number ending 817 says the number is out of service. Has she changed number?

**Dan Shin** · 03-03-19 12:40

I need some info on T&G LN birds and damages.

Have heard a lot about SnM DC here. Need more hints to find that.

PM is active. Much thanks!

**Rishabhbajaj** · 03-03-19 12:36

Funny indeed bro.

Originally Posted by KoolTemp [View Original Post]

A few days ago my ex-GF (was also my schoolmate) whom I use to date in school days sent me friend request on FB which I accepted and we started talking via FB messenger. She is married to some Punjabi guy somewhere in UP.

The reason I am writing this post is an awkward question that she asked me a few days ago which was.

"I caught my husband having relationship with my maid a few days ago now I am pregnant, I want to make sure that baby in my stomach is mine and not that of my maid. Can you suggest a place where I can get the DNA tested?

I was confused and simply replied that DNA test is not required, Brain test is required. Since than she has blocked me and not responding me, was I wrong??

**JimiHendrix** · 03-03-19 12:28

Brothers,

I'm back in game after a sabbatical. Can anyone please share me a good Afro contact in G Noida or any other place in NCR.

Have fucked Liza and Tasha already.

Thanks in advance.

Jimi.

**Skrypton7** · 03-03-19 12:23

Originally Posted by KoolTemp [View Original Post]

A few days ago my ex-GF (was also my schoolmate) whom I use to date in school days sent me friend request on FB which I accepted and we started talking via FB messenger. She is married to some Punjabi guy somewhere in UP.

The reason I am writing this post is an awkward question that she asked me a few days ago which was.

"I caught my husband having relationship with my maid a few days ago now I am pregnant, I want to make sure that baby in my stomach is mine and not that of my maid. Can you suggest a place where I can get the DNA tested?

I was confused and simply replied that DNA test is not required, Brain test is required. Since than she has blocked me and not responding me, was I wrong??

You there sir was absolutely wrong. Can't stop laughing.

**AlexJohn383** · 03-03-19 12:19

Searching for some good and satisfying spas in Karol Bagh. Budget 3-4 k.

**SkypeKahinka** · 03-03-19 11:18

One of those places from where I actually started mongering. Went around 1 in the afternoon. The quality of girls has reduced drastically in the past 3 years here. Earlier selected used to offer FS, now every girl offers that. But anyways, selected Dhoni's wife thanks to her face. She was drunk in the afternoon, was stinking like Beer smell and Non Veg, but her face was too cute thanks to make up, neither did I insist to FK thanks to bad smell. But she was high and she kept on saying that she never kisses or never Blows, I was like fuck it, tried her in miss, then took her in doggy, wot and miss again, lasted for 45 min. P was tight. Boobs were soft and good not big but decent. PM me for more details.

Thanks.

**SkypeKahinka** · 03-03-19 11:03

One of those places from where I actually started mongering. Went around 1 in the afternoon. The quality of girls has reduced drastically in the past 3 years here. Earlier selected used to offer FS, now every girl offers that. But anyways, selected Dhoni's wife thanks to her face. She was drunk in the afternoon, was stinking like Beer smell and Non Veg, but her face was too cute thanks to make up, neither did I insist to FK thanks to bad smell. But she was high and she kept on saying that she never kisses or never Blows, I was like fuck it, tried her in miss, then took her in doggy, wot and miss again, lasted for 45 min. P was tight. Boobs were soft and good not big but decent. PM me for more details.

Thanks.