Medellin Reports

[Black Page]

So if 99% of the girls there are Catholic with high moral standards (virgins) why do you torture yourself by going there parading around with a boner when they are off limits to you?

Nice torture! I understand you never played with yourself watching a movie.
However, specifically in this area, I went there not to play with myself (I would be in jail now) but because of some other reason.

[KilledSoul]

Can someone recommend legit massage places? I don't need hanky panky, just female masseuse who knows what she is doing.

[JjBee62]

Damn, I wish I were young and handsome again. I'd certainly check out the girls at UPB. In my younger days meeting a girl with high moral Catholic standards meant you were in like Flynn.

Yeah, I was going to point out that high moral Catholic standards generally means she's good at putting her ankles on your shoulders.

[Turgid]

................ 99% have high moral Catholic standards.

Damn, I wish I were young and handsome again. I'd certainly check out the girls at UPB. In my younger days meeting a girl with high moral Catholic standards meant you were in like Flynn.

[Talon]

Ironically, due to her obviously being a nutjob, she is probably a total firecracker in la cama.

She certainly seems to think she's the ultimate puta. After I pointed out that there were thousands of prepagos in Medellin that don't require you pay an upfront deposit she testily replied that they "do it out of necessity and not for pleasure" and were "very common and ugly". No point in arguing with a delusional narcissist. If any of you wants a laugh I still have her contact info.

[Knowledge]

Broad generalizations can be misleading.

Oh please, if like Americans are the prime example of living within your means, I'm pretty sure you still owe your last trip to MDE in to your credit card.

[Balboa]

Ironically, due to her obviously being a nutjob, she is probably a total firecracker in la cama.

Probably just the opposite.

Wouldn't touch that.

Most likely all talk, all BS.

[Lou32]

I think I just won the prize for the most absurdly demanding prepago in all of Colombia. Last fall I matched on Tinder with this red-headed girl with huge natural boobs who called herself Angie Katherine Rodriguez. After moving over to Whatsapp to arrange a date she replied back with this huge pre-formatted 8-point bulletin explaining that she was an "escort" who will gladly accompany you for 69,000 every half hour. No promise of sex (but hey, it "may happen naturally") and you can ogle her boobs (but absolutely no touching! But don't worry, she absolutely LOVES sex, so who knows how the evening will go. Yeah, right. Needless to say I passed.

Fast forward to this month and I see she now has an ad on photoprepagos.com (I recognized that name and those boobs! Maybe her little Tinder scheme wasn't paying off, or maybe she turned a new leaf, but anyway I sent her a new message, and after an interminable 6 day delay she replied back with an even more massive 22-point bulletin. Now she claims she will, in fact, have sex for money, at 190,000 per hour. However, to prove that you're actually serious ("I do not risk going to false dates! You first have to buy her catalog of nude photos, all for the low cost of 69,000. Just wire her money through Western Union, Bancolombia, Paypal, Daviplata, heck, even bitcoin! What a steal! And she'll deduct the cost of the photos from your appointment! Who can resist?

Who knows, maybe nine months from now I'll see her on another platform with a new plan to make money without actually having any sex.

Ironically, due to her obviously being a nutjob, she is probably a total firecracker in la cama.

[Talon]

I think I just won the prize for the most absurdly demanding prepago in all of Colombia. Last fall I matched on Tinder with this red-headed girl with huge natural boobs who called herself Angie Katherine Rodriguez. After moving over to Whatsapp to arrange a date she replied back with this huge pre-formatted 8-point bulletin explaining that she was an "escort" who will gladly accompany you for 69,000 every half hour. No promise of sex (but hey, it "may happen naturally") and you can ogle her boobs (but absolutely no touching! But don't worry, she absolutely LOVES sex, so who knows how the evening will go. Yeah, right. Needless to say I passed.

Fast forward to this month and I see she now has an ad on photoprepagos.com (I recognized that name and those boobs! Maybe her little Tinder scheme wasn't paying off, or maybe she turned a new leaf, but anyway I sent her a new message, and after an interminable 6 day delay she replied back with an even more massive 22-point bulletin. Now she claims she will, in fact, have sex for money, at 190,000 per hour. However, to prove that you're actually serious ("I do not risk going to false dates! You first have to buy her catalog of nude photos, all for the low cost of 69,000. Just wire her money through Western Union, Bancolombia, Paypal, Daviplata, heck, even bitcoin! What a steal! And she'll deduct the cost of the photos from your appointment! Who can resist?

Who knows, maybe nine months from now I'll see her on another platform with a new plan to make money without actually having any sex.

[Sky Jump]

Provenza is very near El Poblado and Parque Lleras. It's walking distance from Parque Lleras if you don't mind a few steep hills. You are likely asking about it because of lodging or restaurants. Use the search term "Provenza Medellin" in the map application of your choice (Here Maps, Google Maps, Bing maps etc.) to orient yourself.

Thanks for sharing. I travel here a lot so I will have to check it out.

Thanks.

[Surfer500]

Sorry for that, but real world is a harsh tough world. <crying .

(I will not mention the hard-ons that I suffered every time I have been beyond the gates of UPB or just walked around the area nearby).

So if 99% of the girls there are Catholic with high moral standards (virgins) why do you torture yourself by going there parading around with a boner when they are off limits to you?

[Black Page]

Love the negativity.

Sorry for that, but real world is a harsh tough world. <crying .

(I will not mention the hard-ons that I suffered every time I have been beyond the gates of UPB or just walked around the area nearby).

[Sho423]

UPB is a nest of jailbaits, even dressed with those college uniforms that are so fetish, but I seriously doubt that any ISG member does have a chance with any of them.

UPB is one of the most expensive and best reputed institutions in Colombia. Only the upper class sends their daughters and sons to study there. Girls there do NOT need money, are highly educated, speak good English, have access to handsome guys in their social circle, and 99% have high moral Catholic standards.

Love the negativity.

[PepolesBuddy]

UPB is one of the most expensive and best reputed institutions in Colombia. Only the upper class sends their daughters and sons to study there. Girls there do not need money, are highly educated, speak good English, have access to handsome guys in their social circle, and 99% have high moral Catholic standards.

(85%of people in Colombia are poor. Even people in high estratos aren't necessarily rich. They are just keeping up with the Jones and have lots of debt. Even those that make a lot of money spend more than they make. Financial discretion / discipline is not engrained in their culture. Why do you think they have a quota system for something as small as a meal?

[Black Page]

Not hardasses. No legit hotel or apartment would accept anything other than a cedula. It is not even legal for them to "not" have one. And if they don't there is something seriously wrong..

Motels do not request a cedula. Just go in.

BTW, and I repeated this countless times, having a cedula does not exclude that there can be "something seriously wrong" anyway. A girl can have the cedula of someone else, with photo loosely looking like her, and stolen / fake cedulas are available for sale for not a high price. I can say this because a girl I met in CTG explained me that her cedula was not HER cedula indeed and how easy is to buy one.