Medellin Reports

[ConscienceDoc]

So after weeks and weeks of searching seems like all flights to Colombia for July are cancelled. While I have been happy for all the fellas on here having a blast there, part of me is slowing dying wishing I could go in July LOL. Being that July is the only month when I can take a vacation before starting a new job, I was wondering if anyone had suggestions of places for P4P other than Colombia? Thailand and Japan might be too far from me but if anyone has experience somewhere else I would love to hear. Any help is appreciated I'm slowly withering away here in the Northeast. Thanks fellas.

[The Tall Man]

My brother from another mother!

I cannot believe the waste. Especially with beer or anything else in a can or bottle. They don't care because they didn't pay for it. Really ticks me off.

And the mess they leave. Potato chip crumbs everywhere. Peeling off beer bottle labels in the jacuzzi and clogging the drain. Hair everywhere. Beer bottle tops right where I want to step (ouch). Broken glasses. And none of them every want to clean anything up. They think I'm the maid. I should be a little more of an ass about it, but when I am, they like at me like I have some strange problem..

I hear you both, just about every paisa and even worse the Venezuelans under about 25 are simply filthy dirt bags with no sense of common sense cleanliness.

Where something drops it stays, the bathrooms become a filthy scummy mess within a few days, the shit toilet paper cans get overfilled and until they are dropping onto the floor and you think they give a shit. NO, even their tampons and bloody panty liners goes weeks laying around, I am not making this up, the dirty cloths are left where they drop be it in the middle of the floor or under the bathroom sink or wherever, their nail clippings are simply thrown behind the bed along with used napkins and empty potato chip bags, plates of half eaten food are simply shoved under the bed, I have had one with her dog shit on the bed and no problems they will sleep on it, another Colombian started her period and a bloody mess on the bed. No problem she just slept there for a few more days in it, yes both beer and other drinks like Gatorade is always half drank and left where it was last touched, they leave all kinds of droppings everywhere and they will just live in it. Don't get me started with the kitchen.

I tell my quarantine live-in 18 yo Vennie in my apartment that she has spent too long living in puta hotels and she is about the worst of the bunch.

This being said their bodies are always spotlessly clean, their pussies are fresh as recently cut roses, their make up is perfect, their teeth are white and as bright as the noon day sun.

In fairness I have met only a handful (and only paisas) out of literally a 100 whom I have had in my apartment who help tidy up, these are keepers.

Take a look at this photo which sums it all up.

The Tall Man.

[Knowledge]

The only solution I've found to the hair issue is frequent use of a broom. Food and drink waste is something I don't tolerate. I don't allow girls in my kitchen. I serve them whatever they want but I've learned if I allow them to serve themselves there is often waste and a mess. I don't have a jacuzzi so I've never had to deal with debris in one.

My brother from another mother!

I cannot believe the waste. Especially with beer or anything else in a can or bottle. They don't care because they didn't pay for it. Really ticks me off.

And the mess they leave. Potato chip crumbs everywhere. Peeling off beer bottle labels in the jacuzzi and clogging the drain. Hair everywhere. Beer bottle tops right where I want to step (ouch). Broken glasses. And none of them every want to clean anything up. They think I'm the maid. I should be a little more of an ass about it, but when I am, they like at me like I have some strange problem..

[ColombiaLover]

My brother from another mother!

I cannot believe the waste. Especially with beer or anything else in a can or bottle. They don't care because they didn't pay for it. Really ticks me off.

And the mess they leave. Potato chip crumbs everywhere. Peeling off beer bottle labels in the jacuzzi and clogging the drain. Hair everywhere. Beer bottle tops right where I want to step (ouch). Broken glasses. And none of them every want to clean anything up. They think I'm the maid. I should be a little more of an ass about it, but when I am, they like at me like I have some strange problem.

Now those are the younger ones. I don't tend to have problems like that with girls in their later 20's or so or girls that have kids. I have one prepago I used to see who would always do my dishes before we got down to it. Those are some of the gems. Was she the hottest? No. But her body was solid, she knew how to please a man, and she knew her role as a woman (I know that sounds sexist, but I'm talking about the role of a Colombian woman.

A-fucking-men! I made the mistake of telling / showing Wifey that Tito's is way fucking better than Smirnoff. Thankfully, she's more of the, "I'll drink half a can of Smirnoff Ice and then leave it somewhere around the apartment" type. Also, Paisas don't know what Lululemon is, so no need to pay the markup. I checked, last night, after using Rappi: 18 beers for me - 41 k / 12 Smirnoff for her and the girls - 58 k. I'm not kidding, if they crack 10 of those in a night, there are 7 with more than 1/3 of the drink left. Candy wrappers everywhere. Pistachio shells hiding in every corner. I fucking can't stand it. Then, I realize why I'm banging 18 year olds and not parenting them. I'd be either gone or in prison!

[Nounce]

Thanks for the info, I appreciate it. Do you normally buy it in the states or in Medellin? If in the states, do you just go to CVS to look for it? If in Medellin, what's the equivalent of CVS there?

I have never bought it in US as it is much more expensive. I have tried a brand called Eroxim in a silver color box with blue strip in Colombia. I like it because it has less side effect. There are various side effects like headache, sneezing, red eyes. Different people react to it differently. You may react differently than me so only use my description as a reference. I only see Eroxim packaging for 2 or maybe 4 tablets. You can get them in most drugstore around Medellin. You should see many different generics in the drugstore. I think you can order it from Rappi too. In Asia I can find other brands with like 10 or 20 tablets so I usually have those because it is more convenient.

[Lugnut]

I stayed in laureles next to estacion santa lucia, and it was kind of a ***** to trek to centro in the am getting off at san antonio and walking up past parque periodista for the casas. But pretty sweet short taxi to prepago escorts at night nearby in laureles.

So my question, esp for those who are there rn like lug and blakmon (sick posts boys) , what's poppin off right now, the casas / centro chicks or more so mileroticos prepagos girls?

Because if I stay in centro near plaza bolivar for example, it would be a real pain at night to head to laureles for the escorts and vice versa if I stay in laureles for morning trips to centro.

Tysm, cheers to all.

Hola JW55,

I have stayed for months in both El Centro and Laureles. I love both sectors and they are very different from each other, as you know. At this time, I recommend staying in Laureles. Reasons: it is much safer to be out at night, if you desire; where I spent the quarantine in El Centro was one block outside of the Rappi delivery zone; it is more quiet in Laureles. Be advised that it this time there is absolutely no dining in, in Laureles. It is 100% takeout. But everything is available by Rappi delivery. And, housing prices have dropped considerably. Laureles rents are cheap. But depending on your comfort level, you can't go wrong with either, in my opinion. El Centro for those that like it a little dirty. Laureles for those that like to go for a walk and not have to worry as much about losing a cellular phone (although, nothing remotely bad has happened to me in El Centro). Laureles is magnitudes more chill and there are casas everywhere.

[Knowledge]

Good call on how to deal with the portero. You don't want to be the star of the administradora's (IT is usually a middle age busybody woman) weekly entertainment of going through the security tapes. IT is much more discreet to jave the portero check the girls in for you. Not a big deal for short term rentals but if you live in the building you will become the scapegoat for anything bad that happens in the building.

Same same but different. I generally just tell the girl to check in with the portero and take the elevator up. I believe I am also the only gringo in my building, and I don't want to be down at the portero checking girls in and out, all the time. It sounds like the porteros don't really check cedulas or take down info. They just call me and say the girl's name. Although, that feels safe enough, for me. Between the security cameras getting the taxi / moto plates, girl's face on camera, and her having to go in / out past the portero, it's all good, until it's not, I know, I know. I'm in the hills and don't really have a logical spot to meet and walk to / from, so it is what it is, but I agree in the sense of trying to be a good neighbor and not cause a scene.

A-fucking-men! I made the mistake of telling / showing Wifey that Tito's is way fucking better than Smirnoff. Thankfully, she's more of the, "I'll drink half a can of Smirnoff Ice and then leave it somewhere around the apartment" type. Also, Paisas don't know what Lululemon is, so no need to pay the markup. I checked, last night, after using Rappi: 18 beers for me - 41 k / 12 Smirnoff for her and the girls - 58 k. I'm not kidding, if they crack 10 of those in a night, there are 7 with more than 1/3 of the drink left. Candy wrappers everywhere. Pistachio shells hiding in every corner. I fucking can't stand it. Then, I realize why I'm banging 18 year olds and not parenting them..

[SlapShot10]

I have security here too and am really enjoying having a portero. I am the only foreigner in my building, that's one of the reasons that I meet the girls outside at the coffee shop: I want to be a good neighbor, and not bring any negative attention to myself. I walk every girl up to the door and register her. In my mind, I'm being a safe host by having the girl meet me outside so she can know me too, but I don't think the girls here care, they are very trusting.

Same same but different. I generally just tell the girl to check in with the portero and take the elevator up. I believe I am also the only gringo in my building, and I don't want to be down at the portero checking girls in and out, all the time. It sounds like the porteros don't really check cedulas or take down info. They just call me and say the girl's name. Although, that feels safe enough, for me. Between the security cameras getting the taxi / moto plates, girl's face on camera, and her having to go in / out past the portero, it's all good, until it's not, I know, I know. I'm in the hills and don't really have a logical spot to meet and walk to / from, so it is what it is, but I agree in the sense of trying to be a good neighbor and not cause a scene.

Go to a mall in Centro. Or even a sex shop. DO NOT buy stuff like this in the big, expensive malls, especially at places like Leonisa. You'll pay out the nose and the girls will not appreciate the difference. It's like with alcohol. Girls sometimes ask to bring them a bottle of something they have seen or heard of. But they couldn't tell the difference between Tito's and Popov if they tried! Jejejeje.

A-fucking-men! I made the mistake of telling / showing Wifey that Tito's is way fucking better than Smirnoff. Thankfully, she's more of the, "I'll drink half a can of Smirnoff Ice and then leave it somewhere around the apartment" type. Also, Paisas don't know what Lululemon is, so no need to pay the markup. I checked, last night, after using Rappi: 18 beers for me - 41 k / 12 Smirnoff for her and the girls - 58 k. I'm not kidding, if they crack 10 of those in a night, there are 7 with more than 1/3 of the drink left. Candy wrappers everywhere. Pistachio shells hiding in every corner. I fucking can't stand it. Then, I realize why I'm banging 18 year olds and not parenting them. I'd be either gone or in prison!

VIAGRA IS SAFER THAN TUSSI

...said no Paisa ever.

[Black Page]

1. Hydroxychloroquine is ineffective at either preventing coronavirus infection or treating COVID-19.

How could anyone with average education really believe that having a blister of those pills is enough to be safe?

Is it really needed to suggest everyone to look at this forum for advice on P4 P and not for good health practices and therapies? Is it really needed to point out that the competency of Trump, not to mention his peer Bolsonaro, in Medicine and Virology is the same, or less, as of the average reader of ISG? Shall we also have to recommend to not inject bleach under skin to be safe from COVID?

Or does someone believe that Mr. Trump finally wil reveal the Ultimate Therapy which will save us and all Humanity?

Just in the last few days, we have read people feeling safer just because they keep those Hydroxychloroquine tablets in the pocket, maybe while partying hard in steamy clubs, not to mention those who self inject hormons (OMG! HORMONS! TESTOSTERON!) regularly, that is one of the most dangerous practices that are likely to cause severe hillness in the long term. What else?

Wrong recommendations on P4 P at worst can cause massive money wasting, but this stuff is serious. Unaware people can die or self-injure themselves.

[Knowledge]

Yep, so they earn the same or 10 K more than Plaza Botero girls per go. Of course their working conditions are about 200 times better.

FYI Plaza Botero girls are accepting 20 K without much of a fuss these days.

A chica that came over to my apartment last week, that was working at one of the many apartments nearby, told me that the girls pay 30 mil to the casa for each client.

[JohnnyWalker55]

Sup gents,

Looking to make a long trip back to paradise Sept.-Nov.

Last time my routine was casas / centro chicas in the am, and Mileroticos / la 70 chicas in the pm.

I stayed in laureles next to estacion santa lucia, and it was kind of a ***** to trek to centro in the am getting off at san antonio and walking up past parque periodista for the casas. But pretty sweet short taxi to prepago escorts at night nearby in laureles.

So my question, esp for those who are there rn like lug and blakmon (sick posts boys) , what's poppin off right now, the casas / centro chicks or more so mileroticos prepagos girls?

Because if I stay in centro near plaza bolivar for example, it would be a real pain at night to head to laureles for the escorts and vice versa if I stay in laureles for morning trips to centro.

Tysm, cheers to all.

[JjBee62]

Thanks for the info, I appreciate it. Do you normally buy it in the states or in Medellin? If in the states, do you just go to CVS to look for it? If in Medellin, what's the equivalent of CVS there?

In the US you need a prescription, but there are plenty of online pharmacies now who will prescribe it for you. You have to fill out a health questionnaire, which is reviewed by a doctor and they'll send you the pills. Sign up on Groupon and you can always find a big discount off the price of the pills.

In Colombia go to any pharmacy, the smaller ones are often cheaper, and ask for "Sildenlafilo. Cincuenta. Una caja de cuatro. " Sildenafil 50, a box of 4. I'll usually buy a few boxes.

You will get flushed and probably feel warm about 20 minutes after taking one. You might also feel a racing heartbeat. That should go away fairly quickly. The results vary. You should have at least a few hours of good results. You might experience muscle pain for 2-3 days after taking ED drugs. Sometimes it can be severe.

I've had good results with the 50 MG Sildenafil (Viagra) and good results with the Tadalafil (Cialis). The Tadalafil lasts up to 5 days with me, but I end up with bad pain in my legs and lower back. I also have had problems getting off with Tadalafil.

If you don't need it and aren't having any problems, I wouldn't recommend taking it.

[ParamySpam]

We (plural) will be waiting for you. So, yes.

I was chatting with a chica on SA. She said "Te esperamos!" This seems to imply that it is an agency with a group of girls. Am I wrong?

[JjBee62]

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...id-19-n1231076

Study after study continues to show:

1. Hydroxychloroquine is ineffective at either preventing coronavirus infection or treating COVID-19.

2. The potential side effects of using Hydroxychloroquine outweigh any known benefits.

The FDA has rescinded their emergency approval to use Hydroxychloroquine to treat or prevent COVID-19.

However, if you're convinced it's going to protect or cure you, and you can get some, take that stuff like it's candy. What could it hurt?

[AdventureSeekr]

According to what I've read a positive antibody test means you have been exposed to the virus and, assuming the result was not part of an autopsy, you survived. But it does not necessarily mean you are immune to re-infection.

That is correct. Also keep in mind that the antibody tests don't test for Covid-19 specifically, just coronaviruses generally. On top of that, they regularly throw false positives and negatives (some up to 80% inaccurate) They are effectively useless.