Medellin Reports

[SJobs]

There are about 3-4 porteros in each building for all the shifts. The first time I see them, I tip them 10-20 mil. After that they are very helpful and generally over look my perceived moral transgressions. Even the female porteros. They seem to go out of their way to be helpful and protective of me. For my 2 week trip, I think the 50 to 80 mil is worth every peso. They will also take care of your deliveries etc. As an additional bonus LOL. Also, if a lot of girls are visiting you, don't hang out in public areas of the building for too long with the girls and also, if you are seen with the girls, don't act all squirlly, just act nonchalant and normal.

Thank you all for the advice. I tip the door-mans well when I stayed in Medellin for 3-4 weeks, it worked out great; but I can feel that I'm being marked by other residents, who are highly established professionals working in poblado. The door-mans try to distance themselves from me in the presence of other tenants, and it's awkward to check-in / out three or four 18-year-olds a day. If I do a six months stay in a penthouse where the girls have to go through every floor to get to me, there will be troubles after a month or two. This sounds like a first world problem, but it is a problem nonetheless. I probably will spend my first 3 weeks in a temporary Airbnb, and decide on a permanent place after carefully visiting and evaluating each candidates.

[Balboa]

Glad to see some really honest post about how lazy and unsanitary many of these chicas are who live here in Medellin. Out of respect for the anyone's place of living, don't allow them a free pass on their age, if you're nasty and unsanitary, you're just nasty and unsanitary. This is something that each individual monger has to decide If he can put up with, because I know I can't.

I have a similar situation going on in my place right now which involves under developed social skills. I have a chica who is living with me and my girlfriend. She is the girlfriend of the son of my girlfriend. This girl is absolutely beautiful, plain and simple a 9. 8 on the 10 scale, especially in looks and body. Put there is something about watching her have sex with my girlfriend's son for free and trying to get clients around the city to pay or dates. I am absolutely blown away by the fact that my girlfriend's son is totally dependent on the mother and gets free sex from a dime?

This behavior has shown me the pure disregard that many of these girls have for gringos. I have learned so much Colombian / Venezuelan culture and behavior since I arrived in March. I am very selective about who I allow to date me and who I now allow to even come close to me. The dime that is living with me and sexing my girlfriend's son, always has on skimpy clothes and tries to get my attention and boy is she a site to see, but I cannot get pass the fact that she has sex daily for free right before my eyes and therefore I would never pay her for a date. She has lost all value to me and the fact that I know that she has given sex to a kid for free, I will never pay her, period.

My girlfriend keeps her in check and does not allow her to get too far out of hand, makes her stay far away from me and truly there Is no need to keep her away from me, she Is worthless at this point to me even as beautiful as she may be. So not only in America but especially here in Medellin, women and being accepted trumps security and stability, I have seen it with my own two eyes. Pollo Negro is out!

Because she has sex w a young dude for free, you don't want her and she's worthless?

I'm guessing you tried to get her for free as well, and she wanted cash.

So what?

They're mostly all doing that.

Big deal.

They all fall in love with a dipshit at one time or another.

It's normal.

If she's truly a dime.

Relax, give her a few pesos and enjoy.

Or don't, and just be pissed off, LOL.

[Woodman09]

I saw the note about Viagra, just bought una cajita de 6 for 8 mil. Works Great!

[PolloNegro]

A-fucking-men! I made the mistake of telling / showing Wifey that Tito's is way fucking better than Smirnoff. Thankfully, she's more of the, "I'll drink half a can of Smirnoff Ice and then leave it somewhere around the apartment" type. Also, Paisas don't know what Lululemon is, so no need to pay the markup. I checked, last night, after using Rappi: 18 beers for me - 41 k / 12 Smirnoff for her and the girls - 58 k. I'm not kidding, if they crack 10 of those in a night, there are 7 with more than 1/3 of the drink left. Candy wrappers everywhere. Pistachio shells hiding in every corner. I fucking can't stand it. Then, I realize why I'm banging 18 year olds and not parenting them. I'd be either gone or in prison!.

Glad to see some really honest post about how lazy and unsanitary many of these chicas are who live here in Medellin. Out of respect for the anyone's place of living, don't allow them a free pass on their age, if you're nasty and unsanitary, you're just nasty and unsanitary. This is something that each individual monger has to decide If he can put up with, because I know I can't.

I have a similar situation going on in my place right now which involves under developed social skills. I have a chica who is living with me and my girlfriend. She is the girlfriend of the son of my girlfriend. This girl is absolutely beautiful, plain and simple a 9. 8 on the 10 scale, especially in looks and body. Put there is something about watching her have sex with my girlfriend's son for free and trying to get clients around the city to pay or dates. I am absolutely blown away by the fact that my girlfriend's son is totally dependent on the mother and gets free sex from a dime?

This behavior has shown me the pure disregard that many of these girls have for gringos. I have learned so much Colombian / Venezuelan culture and behavior since I arrived in March. I am very selective about who I allow to date me and who I now allow to even come close to me. The dime that is living with me and sexing my girlfriend's son, always has on skimpy clothes and tries to get my attention and boy is she a site to see, but I cannot get pass the fact that she has sex daily for free right before my eyes and therefore I would never pay her for a date. She has lost all value to me and the fact that I know that she has given sex to a kid for free, I will never pay her, period.

My girlfriend keeps her in check and does not allow her to get too far out of hand, makes her stay far away from me and truly there Is no need to keep her away from me, she Is worthless at this point to me even as beautiful as she may be. So not only in America but especially here in Medellin, women and being accepted trumps security and stability, I have seen it with my own two eyes. Pollo Negro is out!

[Surfer500]

There is a point that is generally missed, when people talks about testing: the number of tests.

Such test do exist, even rapid, and in few hours they can (more or less reliably) say if in the sample there is COVID virus or not (swab test, PCR, etc.). The problem is how many tests are available and how they can be produced industrially.

Imagine you have unlimited test capacity: then you test all population of your country every 2 weeks, isolate the positive persons, iterate. In 1 or 2 months you have completely solved the problem. Then do it on all 7 billions people on Earth. Pandemic is over.

For all Europe or USA, that means 24M test / day. Currently they do something like 500k per day!
In Singapore, now they have reopened the airport to Singaporeans and long-time pass holders, but they have to pay 200+2000 SGD for testing and 14 days quaranting in a government location. No hint of opening to short time time visitors and tourists still for a long time. Why? Because Singapore Changi was used to handle 60-70 millions passengers per year. 200k tests per day at the airport just for tourists?? And the quarantine? No way.

It really depends on the Country and their urgency for tourists. Iceland is a perfect example, you show up, they test you, and if your negative your free to go. A few other Countries are following suit, with Greece having a test upon arrival and a mandated stay in a hotel for one night. It will be interesting to see how this works out in these Countries in the next few months as having a two week quarantine period regardless of testing is a tourism no go. Hopefully a testing on arrival without a quarantine period is on the horizon for entry into Colombia in the near future, only time will tell.

[Black Page]

There already are such tests... I have heard that places like Hong Kong are using that as people return. But not tourists, these are residents.

There is a point that is generally missed, when people talks about testing: the number of tests.

Such test do exist, even rapid, and in few hours they can (more or less reliably) say if in the sample there is COVID virus or not (swab test, PCR, etc.). The problem is how many tests are available and how they can be produced industrially.

Imagine you have unlimited test capacity: then you test all population of your country every 2 weeks, isolate the positive persons, iterate. In 1 or 2 months you have completely solved the problem. Then do it on all 7 billions people on Earth. Pandemic is over.

For all Europe or USA, that means 24M test / day. Currently they do something like 500k per day!
In Singapore, now they have reopened the airport to Singaporeans and long-time pass holders, but they have to pay 200+2000 SGD for testing and 14 days quaranting in a government location. No hint of opening to short time time visitors and tourists still for a long time. Why? Because Singapore Changi was used to handle 60-70 millions passengers per year. 200k tests per day at the airport just for tourists?? And the quarantine? No way.

[Turgid]

So after weeks and weeks of searching seems like all flights to Colombia for July are cancelled. While I have been happy for all the fellas on here having a blast there, part of me is slowing dying wishing I could go in July LOL. Being that July is the only month when I can take a vacation before starting a new job, I was wondering if anyone had suggestions of places for P4P other than Colombia? Thailand and Japan might be too far from me but if anyone has experience somewhere else I would love to hear. Any help is appreciated I'm slowly withering away here in the Northeast. Thanks fellas.

Tijuana is your best bet. Gringos are getting laid over there. Recently they opened my favorite Tijuana club, Hong Kong, and some others but before I could buy my ticket to San Diego, they were closed. You will definitely be able to get laid there in July, perhaps not in the clubs, but there would be tons of street walkers and escorts at affordable prices.

[MMHikeus]

All due respect, but the doormen which are called Porteros will have you marked no later than the third day you are there. The Portero's literally know who's fucking who (almost) in the buildings they work in.

I understand your dilemma, and your best bet is to find a "gringo" friendly place as there are rules for all buildings that the owners and their tenants must follow.

Most Colombians, believe it or not, are very religious and conservative, and although it may not seem that way to mongers, you might encounter other tenants and / or Porteros that could make things miserable for you.

And yes, you want a place with a Portero as it gives you an added layer of protection and where ever you land up, my advice to you is to befriend the Porteros, bring them some snacks or other goodies, it will go a long way for you.

There are about 3-4 porteros in each building for all the shifts. The first time I see them, I tip them 10-20 mil. After that they are very helpful and generally over look my perceived moral transgressions. Even the female porteros. They seem to go out of their way to be helpful and protective of me. For my 2 week trip, I think the 50 to 80 mil is worth every peso. They will also take care of your deliveries etc. As an additional bonus LOL. Also, if a lot of girls are visiting you, don't hang out in public areas of the building for too long with the girls and also, if you are seen with the girls, don't act all squirlly, just act nonchalant and normal.

[Zeos1]

My hope is in September testing is available to the point that if you have a negative test with in 72 hours of arrival, you will be fine to enter. Who knows a lot can happen in 2. 5 months.

Dream on. We all are.

There already are such tests... I have heard that places like Hong Kong are using that as people return. But not tourists, these are residents. You get tested on arrival, wait either at the airport or an overnight secure hotel for results. Then, if your result is negative (no Covid) you get to go into a secure quarantine for several days, then get re-tested, and after those results you can get out.

[Paulie97]

I can't believe the story's I'm reading about what slobs some of these girls are. I, like you, won't allow, let alone tolerate a Chica being a slob in my apartment, however the problem I have has to do with their hair which can get everywhere, and can and be an issue when a jealous type Chica comes over, and see's some strands of hair from other Chicas.

The remedy is a strong Dyson vacuum which I brought down from the USA.

Pack a vacuum cleaner for this purpose huh? Well there's your top definition of "simping" right there. Case closed. LOLOL.

[TimeKeeper281]

My hope is in September testing is available to the point that if you have a negative test with in 72 hours of arrival, you will be fine to enter. Who knows a lot can happen in 2. 5 months.

[TimeKeeper281]

So after weeks and weeks of searching seems like all flights to Colombia for July are cancelled. While I have been happy for all the fellas on here having a blast there, part of me is slowing dying wishing I could go in July LOL. Being that July is the only month when I can take a vacation before starting a new job, I was wondering if anyone had suggestions of places for P4P other than Colombia? Thailand and Japan might be too far from me but if anyone has experience somewhere else I would love to hear. Any help is appreciated I'm slowly withering away here in the Northeast. Thanks fellas.

Just save your money.

[Knowledge]

Easy for me to say but I agree with you. I've read allanner of fantasy scenarios the past 3 months.

Everybody keeps coming on here talking about their big dreams. My suggestion is to just wait until you hear a big story on the news saying the covid is over and borders have opened up around the world. Do not look at when you have vacation. Do not look at when you can buy a ticket or book a hotel. All you are doing is disappointing yourselves. Here in Thailand there have been no new cases in the last 21 days, so they sure as shit are not about to let someone in from a country that had 8,000 new cases just yesterday. Hell, in Philippines they still are not allowed to travel from one district to another. International travel is 99% closed for leisure purposes. This is a time to get to know your own country better if you happen to be stuck there.

[Mr Enternational]

the problem I have has to do with their hair which can get everywhere, and can and be an issue when a jealous type Chica comes over, and see's some strands of hair from other Chicas.

The remedy is a strong Dyson vacuum which I brought down from the USA.

This better be a free chick that you are talking about being jealous. Otherwise you make the new chick clean up the hair from the chick before her. I wish a chick that I was paying would even fix her face with a hint of jealousy.

[SJobs]

In the US you need a prescription, but there are plenty of online pharmacies now who will prescribe it for you. You have to fill out a health questionnaire, which is reviewed by a doctor and they'll send you the pills. Sign up on Groupon and you can always find a big discount off the price of the pills.

In Colombia go to any pharmacy, the smaller ones are often cheaper, and ask for "Sildenlafilo. Cincuenta. Una caja de cuatro. " Sildenafil 50, a box of 4. I'll usually buy a few boxes.

You will get flushed and probably feel warm about 20 minutes after taking one. You might also feel a racing heartbeat. That should go away fairly quickly. The results vary. You should have at least a few hours of good results. You might experience muscle pain for 2-3 days after taking ED drugs. Sometimes it can be severe.

I've had good results with the 50 MG Sildenafil (Viagra) and good results with the Tadalafil (Cialis). The Tadalafil lasts up to 5 days with me, but I end up with bad pain in my legs and lower back. I also have had problems getting off with Tadalafil.

If you don't need it and aren't having any problems, I wouldn't recommend taking it.

Thanks for the info, this is very helpful. The side effects sound terrible. I guess it is too greedy to want to fuck more after cum 5 times in a night. I will take your advice, and wait for a few more years.