Medellin Reports

[FortuneWaffers]

If I notice any type of foul odor emanating from a woman's vagina, it's a turn off to bang them. Smelling something like rotten fish while pounding on them is a boner killer.

Just my two pesos on the topic.

Can always go anal. At least that's expected to smell a certain way, a rotten pussy by far the worst smells of this life time. With that said, I found the women in Medellin to be relatively clean downstairs, even from the Botero circuits.

[Brother P]

I much prefer Cartagena because of the beach but Poblado was really nice and upscale with prices to match. Great coffee shops boutiques. Not if you prefer more local maybe stay away.

I'll probably do a week in Medellin and a week in Cartagena.

Chicas in Medellín are serious about Facebook! I already have 3 solid cuties lined up, plus 5 or 6 other contacts.
I have no contacts for Cartagena. We shall see.

Hope the virus lets up!

[Brother P]

It depends on what you want and need. I used to stay in Poblado, but for the past few years, I have stayed in Laureles. I prefer it. I've been traveling to Medellin 15 years. I know plenty of girls. I prefer my privacy and I like the apartment I use, which is not fancy like some in Poblado, but has its own jacuzzi on the roof. The supermarkets are close, the stores are close, plenty of taxis. Neighborhood is quiet. While there are gringos in Laureles, I rarely see them in the barrio where I stay. And, no offense, I prefer that way. You have Unicentro Mall. You can get to Molinos mall. It's a bit of a closer tax ride for girls coming from Bello, Popular, San Javier, Las Amercas, etc. Prices are cheaper.

If and when I want to go to Lleras or Santa Fe mall, it's a 13 mil taxi ride.

If you don't know any Spanish and have a need to be around gringos and go to Hooters, then Laureles is not for you.

My Spanish is decent. I've spent a lot of time in the DR the last 10 years. I stayed in poblado twice in 2010. But now everyone is recommending Laureles. Ill find something nice there. I plan to do all Facebook pulls.

My goal is to build contacts, relax and stay out of the way! LOL. Thanks!

[PolloNegro]

A BM in another thread reported that one day, instead of going with one of his regular chicks, he decided to get a chick that cost him 3 times his usual amount. I asked what was the difference in service levels between the two. He refused to answer, yet accused me of worrying about what he pays. No. I was just genuinely curious what added value he got from the one at 3X as much as the others.

When I choose a Lexus over a Ford Pinto, I know I am getting more insulation for a quiter cabin and a softer suspension for a smoother ride. When I choose the 500K chick over the 150K chick, what additional features and options is the 350K difference getting me?

The monger scholars go quiet & become defensive. They'll never keep it honest, they want you to ride the wave & blow money like they did. But I know better! To all Mongers who address the useless over spending, I salute you. Pollo negro is out!

[JjBee62]

A BM in another thread reported that one day, instead of going with one of his regular chicks, he decided to get a chick that cost him 3 times his usual amount. I asked what was the difference in service levels between the two. He refused to answer, yet accused me of worrying about what he pays. No. I was just genuinely curious what added value he got from the one at 3X as much as the others.

When I choose a Lexus over a Ford Pinto, I know I am getting more insulation for a quiter cabin and a softer suspension for a smoother ride. When I choose the 500K chick over the 150K chick, what additional features and options is the 350K difference getting me?

I was just about to write something about that.

First thing, there's a lot of personal preference involved. For some people this will be meaningless.

Let's start at the bottom. The cheapest of the street girls. Maybe 25 k and at that price you're maybe thinking she's overpriced. 2 doors down there are 2 girls, both want 40 k. One doesn't look much better than the 25 k girl, but the other one does. You might feel the best one is worth the extra price. Or you might just say "fuck it" stick her in doggy and save 15 k. Do you feel the better looking girl is worth a 60% markup?

Now let's move up the food chain. You've got a Laureles PP girl for 100 k for an hour, or a Facebook girl for 150-200 k for at least 1 hour. Assuming they both look the same, why pay more? The PP girl has one advantage. You don't have to wait for her. She's also got a disadvantage. You're getting 1 hour, no more, unless you want to pay for another. The Facebook girl has 2 advantages. First, if she's enjoying your company, she'll still be there 3 hours later. Second, unless you're hitting her up late night, you're probably her first customer of the day. Are those things worth a 50-100% markup? Are they worth an 800% markup over the 25 k fugly?

Now let's move up to the 500 k and up girls. With many of them you're not paying for a session. You're paying for an entire evening with drinking, dining and dancing before heading back to your place. If you're making it enjoyable for her, she's not going until morning. Is that worth the markup from Facebook?

If you're just looking for a hole to stick your dick in, take the 25 k girl. If you're looking for a SJobs evening, take the 500 k. You're not going to get that 25 k girl to spend all that time with you.

The performance you get from the girl has little to do with what you pay. It depends on how much energy the girl has and on how well you're pleasing her. If you're getting a lousy session from a 500 k girl, you're not doing it right. If you're getting a lousy session from a 25-40 k girl, it might be because she's worn out.

My take on it is simple. I pay what I want for what I want. If what I want doesn't want to go at that price I move on.

[SJobs]

A BM in another thread reported that one day, instead of going with one of his regular chicks, he decided to get a chick that cost him 3 times his usual amount. I asked what was the difference in service levels between the two. He refused to answer, yet accused me of worrying about what he pays. No. I was just genuinely curious what added value he got from the one at 3X as much as the others.

When I choose a Lexus over a Ford Pinto, I know I am getting more insulation for a quiter cabin and a softer suspension for a smoother ride. When I choose the 500K chick over the 150K chick, what additional features and options is the 350K difference getting me?

The FKKs in Frankfurt charges 50 euros for thirty minutes, girls there will negotiate for extras such as DFK, BBBJ, and DATY. If you take time to negotiate, you can get all that for 50 euros, but most will end up paying 100 euros.

In the FKK globe, half hour costs about 140 euros, you are guaranteed by management for full thirty minutes of DFK, BBBJ, and DATY. For me, I much rather pay the 3 x price difference to not have to bargain.

In club aphrodisiac in Zurich, half an hour cost 260 euros; you are in a bar in the middle of down town Zurich, all the girls are in designer clothes, they sit behind the bar giving you nonstop sexy stares. Girls are not allowed to approach you unless you signal them. All the drinks are free, and people who go there are all well dressed. I like the vibe of the place, I enjoy hang around with people who dresses well, and I love having 50 girls in beautiful dresses begging me to fuck them. For me its worth the money. (I know you can get this in Bangkok for much cheaper, but I like Zurich much more than Thailand).

In Medellin, I go to gusto often. I like the decor, I like the DJ, and I like the well dressed girls there, although most of them are a bit older for me. A 21 year old in gusto will run me 600 k for the night, my bar bill will certainly be more than 700 k. For me it's worth it. I'm paying for the environment.

[SJobs]

What kind of weak monger goes to a 3rd world country to give some 3rd world hooker 2,000,000 to pop.

Isn't that around 2 months salary for them at a regular job, I tell you what, I'm going to be super pissed if that is the quality and those are those prices when I visit.

All of them look like 20-100 k peso hookers to me.

A PhD from university Antioquia with less than five years of experience makes about 13 million pesos. I have a few working for me in Medellin.

[Cursnoop]

The thing some people do not understand is that Colombia is a 3rd world country. The min Montly salary is 980.657 cop which increased since last year which comes around 280 usd a month. Ain't no way any normal Colombian will pay a million cop to fuck a girl unless he is a narco. So I am sure those gilrs charge that money to the ones they know are gringos, they know you make more money than the average Colombian because you are staying in penthouse in the most upscale neighborhood and they tell each other that gringos have money overcharge them because when there is drought the take the 70.000 cop that the average Colombiano has believe me unless she has a western union papi sending her money for rent and other stuff.

[Mr Enternational]

Do you think the most expensive hookers provide commensurate value, I think not.

A BM in another thread reported that one day, instead of going with one of his regular chicks, he decided to get a chick that cost him 3 times his usual amount. I asked what was the difference in service levels between the two. He refused to answer, yet accused me of worrying about what he pays. No. I was just genuinely curious what added value he got from the one at 3X as much as the others.

When I choose a Lexus over a Ford Pinto, I know I am getting more insulation for a quiter cabin and a softer suspension for a smoother ride. When I choose the 500K chick over the 150K chick, what additional features and options is the 350K difference getting me?

[JjBee62]

Whats good brothers! I hope everyone is staying safe. I want to go back to Medelland when the virus permits. I haven't been there since 2011. Any advice on staying in poblado vs laureles? Thanks!

This is an adult diapers question. It depends.

Most of the verified chica friendly Poblado apartaments are clustered around Parque Lleras. Noise levels are high, prices are high. In Poblado I prefer the southern end or the northern part of Envigado. It's quieter. It's cheaper. There some excellent restaurants with reasonable prices. You don't need to tackle the hill to go to or from the Metro. Santa Fe and Viva malls are close by and it's a nice safe area. Unless the building specifies, as long as the girl is dressed reasonably, you shouldn't have trouble bringing girls in.

In Laureles it's kind of a college hangout vibe. It gets loud along La 70 especially if there is a futbol game. But it always seems to be a friendlier feeling. One big advantage, if you like to walk, Laureles is mostly flat. It also gets a very dependable afternoon breeze which cools things down nicely.

[JjBee62]

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[SJobs]

When domestic and international travel is opened up, the USA may be blackballed for a while, hence if you fly somewhere to the Caribbean you may have some issues returning if your an American, I don't know.

It's likely the US will be blackballed in September. As long as they don't ban American passports, I will jump on the first flight to Canada or Mexico. I'm more than happy to be trapped in Medellin. For 3.5 k a month, I can rent a big penthouse with a jacuzzi and retractable roof top. For that money, I can't even rent a decent studio at where I live in California.

[JjBee62]

Can anyone say where one can stay with the baddest swimming pool / hot tub? Preferably not indoors.

What kind of weak monger goes to a third world country and pays $250 per night to try and impress a 100 k hooker?

[CzarNicholas]

Are you always this reckless with giving life or death advice to others?

So lets hear how you are going to guarantee this won't ever happen in Colombia to anyone reading this.

Perhaps you think anyone that ever listens to a fool like you deserves to die.

Was this guy healthy? A 41 yo singer dancer, he looked fit?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/nick-co...us-2020-07-05/

If you get really ill in a 3rd world country I doubt they will treat you in ICU for 90 days (or save you) if Cedars Los Angeles couldn't save him, us older mongers are SOL.

[ColombiaLover]

It depends on what you want and need. I used to stay in Poblado, but for the past few years, I have stayed in Laureles. I prefer it. I've been traveling to Medellin 15 years. I know plenty of girls. I prefer my privacy and I like the apartment I use, which is not fancy like some in Poblado, but has its own jacuzzi on the roof. The supermarkets are close, the stores are close, plenty of taxis. Neighborhood is quiet. While there are gringos in Laureles, I rarely see them in the barrio where I stay. And, no offense, I prefer that way. You have Unicentro Mall. You can get to Molinos mall. It's a bit of a closer tax ride for girls coming from Bello, Popular, San Javier, Las Amercas, etc. Prices are cheaper.

If and when I want to go to Lleras or Santa Fe mall, it's a 13 mil taxi ride.

If you don't know any Spanish and have a need to be around gringos and go to Hooters, then Laureles is not for you.

Whats good brothers! I hope everyone is staying safe. I want to go back to Medelland when the virus permits. I haven't been there since 2011. Any advice on staying in poblado vs laureles? Thanks!