Medellin Reports

**DavisLucJr** · 09-22-20 20:42

Originally Posted by MojoBandit [View Original Post]

I found this doing a simple image search after I set the search engine settings to search in the region of Colombia.

Fecha de nacimiento means birthday and it shows it on the front.

I've never seen this style of cedula before. The ones I've seen (and the one I have) only display birthdays on the back.

**Surfer500** · 09-22-20 18:36

Originally Posted by ColombiaLover [View Original Post]

Got my negative PCR results this morning. Flight to MDE tomorrow is on! Finally.

After your arrival would you mind sharing whether you were required to have the Corona App on your phone for entry, and if so, what if any reporting requirements are required. Thanks.

**The Tall Man** · 09-22-20 17:52

Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]

I'm going to have to assume your headed to Sosua, and you will fit right in there with your attire. However, being a Cheap Charlie there is going to be a lot tougher than in Colombia. Totally different the way the Chicas operate there, and you won't be getting any bargain basement 8's there as well. I used to spend months at a time there, and it's changed a lot over the years. However the beach hasn't and there's a great surfing spot called Playa Encuentro halfway between Sosua and Cabarette which I used to go too.

Again, the way you roll is going to be a challenge for you in the DR, and you will be competing with a lot of guys who fly down for short periods of time with wads of money and the Chicas there know how to play the game, you might say they are a bit more unionized, regardless, I wish you luck and plan on bringing a lot more money than you spent in Colombia on Chicas!

Spot on with my experience in the Sue a few years back.

The hotel I stayed in was 85% occupied by the Black brothers (cool guys who welcomed the tall white guy) and they partied like rock stars in the clubs and back at the hotel with the big ass Dominicans, sharing the love and throwing around bucks and drinks like there was no tomorrow, hehehehe.

Lots of fun but I probably will never return (to the Sue) as I get more pussy of all different shapes and colors here in Medellin that could last a dozen mongers a lifetime and not the pros like in the Sue.

Much love and respect to all!

The Tall Man.

**Hasideas Tao** · 09-22-20 17:37

Hey Colombialover Did you register on the checkmig site?

**Gringo Trooper** · 09-22-20 16:52

Originally Posted by ColombiaLover [View Original Post]

Got my negative PCR results this morning. Flight to MDE tomorrow is on! Finally.

Congrats. Enjoy man!

**Easeien** · 09-22-20 16:12

Originally Posted by ColombiaLover [View Original Post]

Got my negative PCR results this morning. Flight to MDE tomorrow is on! Finally.

Congratulations. I'm sure we would all love to hear the what the ordeal is like for you once you land. Hopefully no ordeal at all!

**Turgid** · 09-22-20 16:01

Originally Posted by Osteoknot [View Original Post]

To the unitiated, one of the standard ploys when you meet a new chica and decide to stay in touch, is she will have a birthday within the next two weeks. I have developed this standard reply that I offer here for you enteratainment and are&the (RipOff & Duplicate), I am posting under Medellin because that is where I spend 90%+ of my time. My Spanish would get a bronze medal, but this is verbatim how I reply to chicas who say it's their birthday, with English translation:

"Feliz cumpleaos. Enveme una copia de su certificado de nacimiento, pasaporte you otra identificacin oficial del gobierno que muestre su fecha de nacimiento. La chica sudamericana promedio que conozco tiene 5-6 cumpleaos cada ao jajajajaja".

In English:

"Happy Birthday. Send me a copy of your birth certificate, passport, or other official government identification that shows your date of birth. The average South American girl I know has 5-6 birthdays every year hahahahaha".

I specifically don't ask for their cedula, which for some strange reason does not list birthdates.

Keep On Keepin' On.

I have a better idea. Tell her you have a birthday present at your place. When she opens the door you are butt naked with a bow on your penis and a tag that reads "Happy birthday".

**ColombiaLover** · 09-22-20 15:48

Got my negative PCR results this morning. Flight to MDE tomorrow is on! Finally.

**Mr Enternational** · 09-22-20 06:09

Originally Posted by Wolf662 [View Original Post]

The ones I have seen do not have it on the front.

Yeah. That's going to be because it is on the back as Osteoknot presumed. The one MB posted is from 2020 so they may have changed up the format recently with the birthday on the front instead.

**MarquisdeSade1** · 09-22-20 04:58

Originally Posted by TheTallMan [View Original Post]

Total bull shit, disregards the ass wipe that sent you this PM.

Are you kidding me "lot of desperation there but it's certainly at a crescendo now" and "Another situation is kidnap for ransom", WTF!

And if this was from a monger here in Medellin or anywhere in Colombia call him out on this, what's the name.

Much love and respect for all.

The Tall Man.

I will give him an opportunity to own it?

**Wolf662** · 09-22-20 04:19

Originally Posted by MojoBandit [View Original Post]

I found this doing a simple image search after I set the search engine settings to search in the region of Colombia.

Fecha de nacimiento means birthday and it shows it on the front.

The ones I have seen do not have it on the front.

**Questner** · 09-22-20 02:14

I wear the shoes I feel comfortable wearing when running away.

**Mojo Bandit** · 09-22-20 02:03

Originally Posted by Osteoknot [View Original Post]

If you are saying there is a birthdate on a cedula then it must be on the flip side because all I see is the foto, their printed name, their signature, and their government ID #.

That's how I can think it.

I found this doing a simple image search after I set the search engine settings to search in the region of Colombia.

Fecha de nacimiento means birthday and it shows it on the front.

**Surfer500** · 09-22-20 01:55

Originally Posted by Blakman [View Original Post]

I admit your humor is good. Besides freeness with cash, has to be the main attraction to all your sex goddeses LOL. Well because you and sjob is bound to form a super team, and I am not allowed to wear Caps, shorts and white sneakers; I have decided to take my talents to the Dominican Republic. I expect to conquer not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but 5, 6, 7 sex goddeses. Guys enjoy Medellin. I hope this sounded like Lebron speech before going to Miami. Lmao.

I'm going to have to assume your headed to Sosua, and you will fit right in there with your attire. However, being a Cheap Charlie there is going to be a lot tougher than in Colombia. Totally different the way the Chicas operate there, and you won't be getting any bargain basement 8's there as well. I used to spend months at a time there, and it's changed a lot over the years. However the beach hasn't and there's a great surfing spot called Playa Encuentro halfway between Sosua and Cabarette which I used to go too.

Again, the way you roll is going to be a challenge for you in the DR, and you will be competing with a lot of guys who fly down for short periods of time with wads of money and the Chicas there know how to play the game, you might say they are a bit more unionized, regardless, I wish you luck and plan on bringing a lot more money than you spent in Colombia on Chicas!

**Zeos1** · 09-22-20 01:55

Originally Posted by Osteoknot [View Original Post]

That is great news. How old were the results on your PCR test? I have a positive antibody test which is not the same thing but proves that I had coronavirus (not the sickest I've ever been, but definitely different), and am immune to the current strain at least. I don't have faith the the staff at the airport will be able to make that distinction or understand the result. My other experiences at the border and dealing with the government in general is what works one day, may not work the next, depending on the mood of the government official with whom you are interacting. But you have given me hope. Thanks again.

I'm sure you would still need the PCR test as it is possible to get it more than once.