Medellin Reports

[ILuvThePussy]

How would you know if the chick is insane in bed until after you have already agreed on a price?

I am asking for other's recommendations. I am willing to go up to 200 mil if someone else says she's a good lay. I personally try not to pay more than 150 mil.

[SpiderRider]

After three weeks of free sex, she knew I was still mongering around so I appealed to her sense of fairness and told her that she had to let me do something for her. I asked her what was the one item she wished she had that she did not own and she said a refrigerator. We went down to the appliance section of El Centro, and they had her fridge delivered by that same evening. This made her very happy and even more grateful in every way.

Fucking your hotel maid is a fantasy, but if she does it for free she will expect more loyalty. Once I started fucking her that pretty much shut own my bringing any other girls to that hotel. She was checking in 2-3 times per day including arriving early every morning to wake me with a blow job or hand job. On her days off, her co-workers watched me like a hawk. But it was still worth it and it was not a big deal to fill in with an extra room at another hotel or Love Motel if needed.

She is still my Number Two girl, and her apartment in Belen will be one place I hang my hat upon returning. She has a body any New York runway fashion model would envy, and she is possibly the sweetest girl I have ever met, but still sexy as hell and down for anything. Pussy and ass are fresh, tight, and low mileage. My nickname for her is La Gacela. For those of you keeping track, yes that is a room in the Hotel Botero yet again. She followed me, jajaja.

Its great to have a friend with benefits and do something for them that improves their life. Congratulations, that's a home run. She looks similar to my current housekeeper that comes to my apartment. I had to replace my prior girl (whom I absolutely adore) because she said she got a job in an Envigado restaurant. My current housekeeper is 20 years with flawless mocha / black skin. I was introduced by a friend and I offered her the job. Its not free, but between the cleaning and the sex its an incredible bargain. No kids and Her figure is remarkable. I had to measure her. 31" bust (gravity does not seem to exist under her shirt), 22" !! Waist. 32" ass / hips (again gravity immune). Really sweet and shy. A bit inhibited in bed but no strict boundaries.

By contrast, I spent the late afternoon / early evening in Conejitas yesterday. Not a lot of outstanding dancers. In fact some really big or even obese ladies on stage. However, I took a slim proportioned Venezolana with beautiful milky white skin. (The full extreme contrast to my mocha black housekeeper.) Big sexy glasses. A bit mechanical and business like with the typical first encounter boundaries. But, hey she's fucking a complete stranger from another culture, I get it. But I enjoyed it a lot. The "dirty secretary" experience. Will likely see her more.

[Mr Enternational]

Fucking your hotel maid is a fantasy, but if she does it for free she will expect more loyalty.

Not really; especially when she has already seen you coming into your place with a ton of other chicks. Why don't guys realize that chicks like to fuck just as much as they do? They don't have to be doing it for loyalty or some other thing they can get out of it. They can actually be doing it just because they need or want some dick. It can be a mutual exchange of fucking for fucking and does not have to be fucking for money or material goods.

For the past few months I have been fucking my neighbor. At first she was aprehensive saying but we are neighbors and shit. I said I don't give a fuck. Then she said okay but not for free. Bih I got money. After the first time of me paying her $30 all night (not an agreed upon amount; just what I handed her the next day), she did not want money anymore, she only wanted dick. (Of course I put it down like that. You can't go half dicking a chick and expect those kind of results.) Women are people just like men are. Although they may be more selective (not yearning to fuck every guy that walks by) in who they fuck, they still like doing it.

[Osteoknot]

So I've been contacting various chicas from photoprepagos and mileroticos and one question I always ask is "do you have any kids? Most of the time, I'd say 9 out of 10, they just tell me straight up yes or no, but once in a while I'll get a defensive "why are you asking? I tell them straight up that I don't like the scars. I don't even mention the saggy tits. One chica recently told me "Que decepciand cada thea en ustedes LOS hombres. FACEPALM. Bye".

These girls must be delusional if they think they're worth the same amount of money post baby as they are before. I'm used to the philippines where baby damage is rampant. It can be horrible. I do admit that baby damage is less of an issue in Colombia, but its still there.

I won't argue your selection criteria may have a higher yield for the kind of pussy you want. But you have fallen prey to the "Bad Toupee Syndrome" and inexperience. Everyone makes fun of a bad rug, but the good ones you don't notice because they are so good. So all toupees are not bad, you just notice the bad ones (I think that analogy is getting too dated because everyone gets hair transplants and Rogaine, now jaajaja).

But having a kid does not automatically wreck every girl's pussy or body. Far from it. That is mainly determined by genetics. Plenty of girls snap back. I've posted pussy pics here of three or four of my regular girls so far, and I guarantee you cannot tell which two have kids. Don't bother guessing because I won't tell you and I know your guesses would be random. There is not a stretch mark to be found among them and their pussies are tight. In fact, as I have said before, my purrfekt Colombiana is young, employed, with a young child, and preferably a mom at home who can watch the kid at a moment's notice. Nothing motivates a girl like taking care of a kid. Even money, except of course the money she needs for the kid. There are plenty of girls who only sell their bodies when their kid is sick or has an expense.

I tell a chica her pussy is her second face, and it has to be cute jajaja (I am sharing too many pearls in my posts, I'm going to start charging). Asking your screening question ahead of time is fair enough, I'll sort out the ones you don't choose after the fact, jajajaa. I never hesitate to ask a girl to send a close up foto of her pussy ahead of time with the comment, "Mustrame tu cono rosado y tu dulce agujero," or "Show me your pink pussy and your sweet hole" (another pearl). I suppose if she is dealing with a plate of lasagna down there your might get a foto of a stunt pussy, but I have had good luck with follow up to the pussy pics.

[Osteoknot]

Alright my PCR test from this morning came back negative and within the 96 hour window for my flight with JetBlue on the 11th. Looks like all the JetBlue flights are going through so I should be there on Sunday morning. I'm staying in Laureles so if anyone wants to hang out let me know.

I plan on mostly hitting FaceBook chicas up as centro girls are not really my taste and casa girls are a bit too mechanical from my experiences. If anyone has any girls that need some money and are good lays let me know. I pay 150 mil why taxi por dos horas but will go up to 200 mil if the chica is insane in bed.

Oh yeah, I read that here, at the top of the page, jaja. I hope you have a great time. Mr. I've-Been-to-Three-Countries has a point about pricing. Here's a simple little trick that can work wonders. After I've agreed upon a price with the girl, before we get started I take out a 20 mil or 50 mil or whatever note, I crisp it in front of them and tell them, "This is your tip at the end if I am happy." I lay it out where they can see it. Very motivational and I have a happy pay out rate of about 90% at the end of the session. Don't cheap out and not tip if you got good service. There is a special place in Hell for guys like that. Have fun! Later, I might tell you the single greatest sex bet you can make with a puta, that you never lose, jajaja.

Gratuitious sex fotos: Meet my Number Four girl, Mia. Her pussy is remarkable for how small and tight it is. Amazing that it fits behind that G-string. She is not petite, she is Venezuelan and 5'8". She gives three-hole access on certain days. She is a master of the Venezuelan soft-swirl blowjob. Her oral is so good I let her give (paid) BJ's to two of my Gringo buddies. One gave her a 10 and the other an 11 on a 1-10 scale and both said it was the "best blow job of their life. " She also gave live blow job instruction on me to my Number Two girl Maid Service, who was lacking experience in oral technique. In the last photo, she's about to get busy on me in two seconds as soon as she puts down the goddam cell phone. If you look closely you can see the edge of my right nut in the lower left corner, jajjajaajaa.

[Black Page]

BTW J&J started vaccine trials for the recent malady in MDE today, so if you are under 60, maybe you can volunteer; J&J's should be a safe one. Other cities are Bogota and Barranquilla.

Besides the opportunity to serve as Guinea pig, which is not for everyone, I must remind that vaccine trials are based on a "double blind" procedure:

- 50% of injections are the vaccine under trial, while the other 50% are a placebo (water with salt);
- phials look the same: the volunteers do not know if they are injected the vaccine or the placebo, neither anyone involved in the trial knows that, from doctors to attendants;

The results are analyzed at the end, looking for any correlation between the actual product injected and any level of immunity or side effects.

Interestingly, one may wonder why Colombia is a country where the vaccine is under trial. The reason is that it is an area with heavy presence of COVID and therefore with some significant probability that people gets randomly exposed to the virus. You will not want to try the vaccine in China, as in the last 50 days they had nearly zero local cases and only few ones imported from abroad. The best place to test the "Trump virus" is Washington, but also Colombia is fine :-)

[Loul86]

Hello,

Is false dose and la isla (the girls) opened?

[Mr Enternational]

I pay 150 mil why taxi por dos horas but will go up to 200 mil if the chica is insane in bed.

How would you know if the chick is insane in bed until after you have already agreed on a price?

[ILuvThePussy]

Alright my PCR test from this morning came back negative and within the 96 hour window for my flight with JetBlue on the 11th. Looks like all the JetBlue flights are going through so I should be there on Sunday morning. I'm staying in Laureles so if anyone wants to hang out let me know.

I plan on mostly hitting FaceBook chicas up as centro girls are not really my taste and casa girls are a bit too mechanical from my experiences. If anyone has any girls that need some money and are good lays let me know. I pay 150 mil why taxi por dos horas but will go up to 200 mil if the chica is insane in bed.

[ColombiaLover]

My location on Tinder is Medellin, even though I live in the USA And I pay nothing. Maybe it's because I switched over when they were offering connections with any place in the world. But I'm not complaining.

Tinder uses your device location (cellphone towers, isp servers if on wifi) , I don't think changing your location on facebook will automatically change your location on tinder. As previous poster stated, you need to pay that 9.99 To upgrade for gold.

[Incrociatore]

So I've been contacting various chicas from photoprepagos and mileroticos and one question I always ask is "do you have any kids? Most of the time, I'd say 9 out of 10, they just tell me straight up yes or no, but once in a while I'll get a defensive "why are you asking? I tell them straight up that I don't like the scars. I don't even mention the saggy tits. One chica recently told me "Que decepciand cada thea en ustedes LOS hombres. FACEPALM. Bye".

These girls must be delusional if they think they're worth the same amount of money post baby as they are before. I'm used to the philippines where baby damage is rampant. It can be horrible. I do admit that baby damage is less of an issue in Colombia, but its still there.

This happened to me in Cuba once. A very attractive girl had this huge scar on her belly that was a turn off for me. She was so attractive dressed, but once naked I got disappointed.

[Incrociatore]

Tinder uses your device location (cellphone towers, isp servers if on wifi) , I don't think changing your location on facebook will automatically change your location on tinder. As previous poster stated, you need to pay that 9.99 To upgrade for gold.

You don't need Gold, you need just Plus. But now, at least it was like this till a couple of month ago, you could use passport to change location. Due to the pandemic, the option was available for everyone. I'm not using Tinder anymore, so I don't know if it's still available without upgrading to plus.

[Incrociatore]

The first foto shows how I met my maid at my hotel just off Avenida 70. I was sitting at my desk and she came in to clean my room and this was my view at eye level. I asked her if I could take this photo and she said yes. Beyond that she would not give me the time of day, at first, and treated me like the mongering Gringo I was and still am.

Of course I saw her every day and between my other adventures, after about a week of gab & dab she agreed to go out to dinner. That seals the deal with 99% of Colombianas. We rapidly progressed to daily hand jobs and blow jobs in my hotel room and fucking at her place. She would not fuck me in the hotel for fear of getting caught. And she would not take one peso. This is one of my recurring themes. Regular girls are the best. I understand why other Gringos prefer the detached sex-worker experience, and I am no stranger to that world, either.

After three weeks of free sex, she knew I was still mongering around so I appealed to her sense of fairness and told her that she had to let me do something for her. I asked her what was the one item she wished she had that she did not own and she said a refrigerator. We went down to the appliance section of El Centro, and they had her fridge delivered by that same evening. This made her very happy and even more grateful in every way.

Fucking your hotel maid is a fantasy, but if she does it for free she will expect more loyalty. Once I started fucking her that pretty much shut own my bringing any other girls to that hotel. She was checking in 2-3 times per day including arriving early every morning to wake me with a blow job or hand job. On her days off, her co-workers watched me like a hawk. But it was still worth it and it was not a big deal to fill in with an extra room at another hotel or Love Motel if needed..

Fantastic. Freebies are the best. I hope I will get one in my 15 days there. I can't see her pictures, but she looks black, which is what I like the most. My congratulations!

[Osteoknot]

The first foto shows how I met my maid at my hotel just off Avenida 70. I was sitting at my desk and she came in to clean my room and this was my view at eye level. I asked her if I could take this photo and she said yes. Beyond that she would not give me the time of day, at first, and treated me like the mongering Gringo I was and still am.

Of course I saw her every day and between my other adventures, after about a week of gab & dab she agreed to go out to dinner. That seals the deal with 99% of Colombianas. We rapidly progressed to daily hand jobs and blow jobs in my hotel room and fucking at her place. She would not fuck me in the hotel for fear of getting caught. And she would not take one peso. This is one of my recurring themes. Regular girls are the best. I understand why other Gringos prefer the detached sex-worker experience, and I am no stranger to that world, either.

After three weeks of free sex, she knew I was still mongering around so I appealed to her sense of fairness and told her that she had to let me do something for her. I asked her what was the one item she wished she had that she did not own and she said a refrigerator. We went down to the appliance section of El Centro, and they had her fridge delivered by that same evening. This made her very happy and even more grateful in every way.

Fucking your hotel maid is a fantasy, but if she does it for free she will expect more loyalty. Once I started fucking her that pretty much shut own my bringing any other girls to that hotel. She was checking in 2-3 times per day including arriving early every morning to wake me with a blow job or hand job. On her days off, her co-workers watched me like a hawk. But it was still worth it and it was not a big deal to fill in with an extra room at another hotel or Love Motel if needed.

She is still my Number Two girl, and her apartment in Belen will be one place I hang my hat upon returning. She has a body any New York runway fashion model would envy, and she is possibly the sweetest girl I have ever met, but still sexy as hell and down for anything. Pussy and ass are fresh, tight, and low mileage. My nickname for her is La Gacela. For those of you keeping track, yes that is a room in the Hotel Botero yet again. She followed me, jajaja.

[Kulibali]

Change your location to Meddy on FB first, and then login into Tinder while in Meddy and it will show Meddy.

Tinder uses your device location (cellphone towers, isp servers if on wifi) , I don't think changing your location on facebook will automatically change your location on tinder. As previous poster stated, you need to pay that 9.99 To upgrade for gold.