Medellin Reports

**Zeos1** · 10-09-20 04:03

Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]

A pussy is not an ass. A pussy dialtes and reverts the same as a pupil. Or stretches and shrinks the same as a penis. So how big it is has nothing to do with what went in or what came out, no more than the size of your dick has to do with if someone has been pulling on or squeezing it. It is basically the same as one's shoe size or hat size, a personal physical characteristic that is part of their gene makeup. Once an ass is busted then that anal sphincter muscle is never the same; a permanent "injury" if you will.

LOL. Busted ass. Hey man, I'm guessing you have had things come out that are bigger than anything that will ever go in. So much for permanent injury. Maybe a wine bottle full on. But who wants that.

**Kazeu** · 10-09-20 03:32

Originally Posted by GringoTrooper [View Original Post]

Thanks for the report man, hope you're having a good trip.

I had the Rona (feels like forever ago) because I made out with a chica here in the states that had it. I never got a Covid test, so technically, I don't have proof that I had it.

MG opinion (conspiracy theory and uneducated guess) as to why Brazil has so many cases of Covid is because that culture is obsessed with kissing.

Those who've been to Brazil know what I'm talking about.

Anyways when I get down to Colombia, I won't be kissing the chicas, LOL. To each their own.

If you're so sure you've had corona virus, wouldn't that mean you wouldn't get it again?

For, the kissing is a big part of the experience, but I understand where you're coming from. To each his own.

**Kazeu** · 10-09-20 03:29

Originally Posted by SpiderRider [View Original Post]

That's nice. But what is the exchange rate? Servibanca allows 1,000,000 now I believe, but the rate stinks.

I've never had issues with exchange rates from ATMs. I used an Ally bank account ATM card to withdraw 1,020,000 COP and Ally withdrew 268.44 from my account. So that's 3799 COP to the USD. XE.com lists the exchange rate at 3,839.56.

One thing to keep in mind. The Davivienda ATMs now have a Foreign Conversion service screen the present to you where they offer to convert your withdrawal into local currency for you. I always decline these. Its never a good deal for you.

**Elvis 2008** · 10-09-20 03:18

Originally Posted by Kazeu [View Original Post]

No, not ass to mouth. I'm talking about bank ATMs. Hahah. I went to a Davidivenda ATM machine today, and was quite suprised. I'm used to them only dishing out 400 k at a time. I used to have to make 3 or 4 separate ATM transactions, but this time in listed up to 2,000,000 as an option to withdraw. Citibank used to have the only ATMs which would let me take out that much, but they were bought out in Colombia by annother bank a few years back and no longer have a presence in Colombia.

Scotiabank-Colpatria will let you take out 4. 5 million COP. You just have to do five 900,000 COP transactions.

**El Bacano** · 10-09-20 03:12

Ok gentlemen. The money's important I realize, but let's get back to sex please.

**SpiderRider** · 10-09-20 02:45

Originally Posted by Kazeu [View Original Post]

No, not ass to mouth. I'm talking about bank ATMs. Hahah. I went to a Davidivenda ATM machine today, and was quite suprised. I'm used to them only dishing out 400 k at a time. I used to have to make 3 or 4 separate ATM transactions, but this time in listed up to 2,000,000 as an option to withdraw. Citibank used to have the only ATMs which would let me take out that much, but they were bought out in Colombia by annother bank a few years back and no longer have a presence in Colombia.

That's nice. But what is the exchange rate? Servibanca allows 1,000,000 now I believe, but the rate stinks.

**Member #4665** · 10-09-20 01:57

Guys for best results before you arrive in MED get your secretaries to screen all the girls By asking them if they have had children. This is a huge time-saving technique. And the ones that claim they haven't had children should be encouraged to present a lie detector test if they aspire to make it into the top 10 list. The secretary should tell them that honesty will be rewarded. And when you Arrive in MED grab them by the pussy.

Also there is a guy in the Georgia forum that is very strict with his beliefs and only dates girls who "go to the" ATM as a Kind favor for himself. This Georgia man's secretary does the ATM screening process. A huge time-saving technique.

**Gringo Trooper** · 10-09-20 01:08

Originally Posted by Kazeu [View Original Post]

I found a set of girls on mileroticos whose pictures were all of the same style. So I knew they were all in the same place.

When it came down to business, we started kissing.

Thanks for the report man, hope you're having a good trip.

I had the Rona (feels like forever ago) because I made out with a chica here in the states that had it. I never got a Covid test, so technically, I don't have proof that I had it.

MG opinion (conspiracy theory and uneducated guess) as to why Brazil has so many cases of Covid is because that culture is obsessed with kissing.

Those who've been to Brazil know what I'm talking about.

Anyways when I get down to Colombia, I won't be kissing the chicas, LOL. To each their own.

**Kazeu** · 10-09-20 01:00

No, not ass to mouth. I'm talking about bank ATMs. Hahah. I went to a Davidivenda ATM machine today, and was quite suprised. I'm used to them only dishing out 400 k at a time. I used to have to make 3 or 4 separate ATM transactions, but this time in listed up to 2,000,000 as an option to withdraw. Citibank used to have the only ATMs which would let me take out that much, but they were bought out in Colombia by annother bank a few years back and no longer have a presence in Colombia.

**Blakman** · 10-09-20 00:46

Lack of knowledge about Manila and metro did not allow that type of thinking. So she gets 102 mil now LOL. Be in Colombia end of month if nothing goes wrong LOL. The plan is to pay a little more this time if the chick is worth it. She look good but 5ft and silicon boobs doesnt cut it for me.

Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]

Here we go again, posts of the art of the deal of each and every one of your conquests, albeit the statement that you would be in town for two months probably sealed the deal. However you shouldn't of offered taxi money, you could of negotiated this telling her you would give her roundtrip Metro fare being that Manila is so close and an easy walk from the METRO, I'm disappointed in you Blakman. LOL.

Anyways, when are you getting into town, as our paths might cross, I will be across the rail road tracks (Calle 10) in the PB barrio hopefully the end of next week.

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**Surfer500** · 10-08-20 23:36

Originally Posted by Blakman [View Original Post]

My love I want to have fun with you 200 mil plus Taxi. Baby that's a lot. I can't. I stayed 4 months in laureles recently I don't pay that much. My love 200 mil no taxi. I really cannot. I will be here 2 months. I am so sorry. I guarantee you will have a good time with me plus I give a nice body oil massage but I only pay 120 mil including taxi. Okay my mi amor. I accept your offer. I will wait for you to come.

I said more things but added info will cost you LOL.

Here we go again, posts of the art of the deal of each and every one of your conquests, albeit the statement that you would be in town for two months probably sealed the deal. However you shouldn't of offered taxi money, you could of negotiated this telling her you would give her roundtrip Metro fare being that Manila is so close and an easy walk from the METRO, I'm disappointed in you Blakman. LOL.

Anyways, when are you getting into town, as our paths might cross, I will be across the rail road tracks (Calle 10) in the PB barrio hopefully the end of next week.

**Kazeu** · 10-08-20 23:24

I found a set of girls on mileroticos whose pictures were all of the same style. So I knew they were all in the same place.

I started asking them standard questions about having kids. They all replied that they did not have any kids. Fantastic. This place is a gold mine I thought to myself. Since the pictures looked good. I'd do any of the three that I questioned.

So yesterday afternoon, I figured I'd just go up there and see them in person and chose the one that looked the best in person.

When I arrived there I couldn't find the building. I walked through by where I thought it should be a few times before I stopped and whatsapped one of the chicas saying I was there but couldn't find the place. It turns out, right in front of me was a sign for a hostel, which happens to have the exact address I was looking for.

If anyone wants to find this place, these girls work out of the Esmed hostel in LOS colores.

The reason I didn't see the address is because the door is sort of recessed inn between a hair salon and a restaurant. A black door with a black gate.

The chica responded to me and told me I was in the right place and to go ring the door bell at the black door.

A large man opened the door and asked me if I was there to see a specific girl of if I wanted to see who was available.

I wanted the lineup of course!

He led me down the hall and to a room in the back left corner. I saw some spiral stairways that I believe led to more rooms.

I waited for about 2 minutes before 3 girls came in. None of which were any of the girls I saw on mileroticos. There were 2 taller girls and one smaller girl. And none of them were girls I would choose.

Damnit.

I told the girls I wanted a girl without any kids. Only the smaller girl qualified. I asked the girls where Virginia, Roxana and Katy were. They told me that all those girls were not free at the moment. They're probably not free because they're the good looking ones!

Well, I was already there and had taken some blue magic. Wasn't going to let it go to waste. I chose Estefany.

A venezuelan of course, she had been in the country for about a year. She had quite a cute face. Oh by the way, none of the girls wore any masks. Good thing, she had a baby face that would have complemented a better body nicely.

Her body was where things were not up to par. She didn't have any babies, but she had no hips and ass really. In jeans, she would have looked like a young boy from behind. Her breasts were small but kissable.

She told me service was 50 k for a single shot or 70 k for 2 shots and 10 k for the room. I gave her 60 k.

She left to go pay the guy and came back a few minutes later with the fucking kit: towel, condom, and those baby wipes that they use to clean up afterwards.

She offered me a shower which I accepted. The bathroom right next door to the room.

When it came down to business, we started kissinig. Nothing too deep. I'm not really into long DFK, but I do like lips. Such a change from Violeta from Eros spa. Estefany was pretty close to GFE. I would say if I went back and we got to know each other a bit, a second session would be better. Its a shame she didn't have a better body.

I laid on my back, and she started BBBJ without any prompting or upselling. Just went down. She did inspect and clean it off with a wipe beforehand though.

I enjoyed the warmth of her mouth for a few minutes before she stopped and reached for the condom. I was fine with that, a girl has to be really talented for me to come from a blowjob.

After she put on the condom, we switched places. She laid on her back and I started kissing her tits and made my way down for a pussy meal. I watched her enjoy herself as my tongue went to work.

I moved into missionary and pounded away while staring at her cute face.

Then I went into the next position by pulling her on top of me. She started riding me cowgirl style pretty agressively, grinding her pussy into my pelvic bone. I responded rythmically. It felt pretty good, maybe a bit too good, because I realized that the condom had slipped off and gotten lost in her pussy. Damnit. This has happened to me before with a chica in New Life. That New Life chica never did find the condom. I imagine there must be some crevice in her pussy with a rotting condom in it.

Estefany reached into her pussy and search around for the condom for a couple seconds before pulling it out.

I told her I had some extra condoms. I pulled a Durex Featherlight Utra out of my bag and put it on.

I flipped her into doggie style but before she would let me in, she took a few wiped and tried to wipe the inside of her pussy with the wipes. I assume it was because the condom had fallen off that she thought she needed to wipe inside there. I wonder how effective that is. I don't think she was getting very far inside with the wipes.

Anyways I finished in doggie style and I went to the bathroom for an after sex shower.

We chatted for a bit afterwards. She was friendly and sweet. Overall not a bad experience.

Body: 5.

Face: 8.

Attitude: 9.

WIR: No. Just because her body isn't too great. Despite not having kids.

**FlowState985** · 10-08-20 22:56

Nice negotiation. Haha. I'm trying out Tinder game and trying to get some freebies.

Originally Posted by Blakman [View Original Post]

My love I want to have fun with you 200 mil plus Taxi. Baby that's a lot. I can't. I stayed 4 months in laureles recently I don't pay that much. My love 200 mil no taxi. I really cannot. I will be here 2 months. I am so sorry. I guarantee you will have a good time with me plus I give a nice body oil massage but I only pay 120 mil including taxi. Okay my mi amor. I accept your offer. I will wait for you to come.

I said more things but added info will cost you LOL.

**Blakman** · 10-08-20 22:48

My love I want to have fun with you 200 mil plus Taxi. Baby that's a lot. I can't. I stayed 4 months in laureles recently I don't pay that much. My love 200 mil no taxi. I really cannot. I will be here 2 months. I am so sorry. I guarantee you will have a good time with me plus I give a nice body oil massage but I only pay 120 mil including taxi. Okay my mi amor. I accept your offer. I will wait for you to come.

I said more things but added info will cost you LOL.

**Flak3** · 10-08-20 21:32

Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]

LOL. Exactly. I have seen no reports saying you have to submit a certified electronic copy of anything and someone will call or perform in-depth analysis to verify...

You just have to show up with proof of a negative covid pcr or whatever the hell. You guys make stuff too complicated. Show up with what they asked for, hand it to them IF they ask for it, and keep your mouth closed. If they don't ask you shit, you don't say shit.

It is like how I sometimes talk myself out of pussy by saying too much when the chick was almost virtually laying there ready for me to stick my dick in. I just had to spout off some bullshit to go and ruin the mood or pisz her off.

Option 1, drive to a lab and get a real test.

Option 2, find someone else's test (because posting your medical data online is the new selfie or just borrow a friend's since involving your friends in your crimes to avoid paying $200 is rule number 1 in bro code), then edit it, and hope you don't get caught entering the country, while in country, while exiting the country, any other time you try to visit Colombia, or anytime at all because if Colombia discovers it they can report it to your home country. They have been fighting insurgents, money launderers and narcos for decades, but I'm sure you can outsmart them using $15 online software and a printer / scanner.

I know this is all facetious, but faking a PCR test is more complicated than getting a real test. And honestly, most of us would misspell our name, miscalculate the 96 hours, use someone's test that showed they have Covid and not change the result, or use a PAP test instead of a PCR test.