Medellin Reports

[Beavis]

Hello brothers, please can you help me with some info. I saw that Colombia is open again and I'm thinking to visit the country, in fact it will my first visit to South America. Must be fun to spend some time with latina girls after years of travel in Asia and Africa.

My trips usually are combination between meeting local girls, visiting typical tourist places and going to bars with the girlfriend of the night, then going back to the airbnb for the desert. I'm looking only for non-pro or at least semi-pro that I have no problem finding in Tinder kind of places. So I guess in girls department, even during the covid, there will be no problem finding a company. Maybe the non-pro are even more active because of the current economic situation.

But my fear is that the bars and the tourist places will be closed. Can you update me on this subject. Are they slowly begin to open again or still they are "safety measures"? I just can't imagine a trip where everybody is wearing a mask around me, where I can go out with a girl to drink something during the night or just have fun dancing and listening to some music. The usual things. From where I live, here we have very little limitations. If it's an open place (no roof) you can go there, drink eat enjoy, no limitation at all. On the streets. No masks. Only in close spaces like public transport or supermarkets. But I saw some videos from Bogota from the last few weeks and people are wearing mask even on the streets, bars and restaurants are not open. Not a funny place.

So please, can you update me on the current restrictions / measures in Colombia? I plan to visit Bogota, Medellin and Cartagena, but I guess it's the same all over the country.

EDIT: I just watched the youtube video from 10 oct and it seems that the things are going back to normal. Maybe I watched older videos from the beginning of September. Now bars are open and if you sit on the table, no need to wear a mask. Still it seems that people are obliged to wear a mask on the streets. Anyway, any up to date info about the subject will be much appreciated.

How is your Spanish? If you are looking non-pro that will be very important. English is for the most part non-existent among Colombianas.

[Onojdi]

Hello brothers, please can you help me with some info. I saw that Colombia is open again and I'm thinking to visit the country, in fact it will my first visit to South America. Must be fun to spend some time with latina girls after years of travel in Asia and Africa.

My trips usually are combination between meeting local girls, visiting typical tourist places and going to bars with the girlfriend of the night, then going back to the airbnb for the desert. I'm looking only for non-pro or at least semi-pro that I have no problem finding in Tinder kind of places. So I guess in girls department, even during the covid, there will be no problem finding a company. Maybe the non-pro are even more active because of the current economic situation.

But my fear is that the bars and the tourist places will be closed. Can you update me on this subject. Are they slowly begin to open again or still they are "safety measures"? I just can't imagine a trip where everybody is wearing a mask around me, where I can go out with a girl to drink something during the night or just have fun dancing and listening to some music. The usual things. From where I live, here we have very little limitations. If it's an open place (no roof) you can go there, drink eat enjoy, no limitation at all. On the streets. No masks. Only in close spaces like public transport or supermarkets. But I saw some videos from Bogota from the last few weeks and people are wearing mask even on the streets, bars and restaurants are not open. Not a funny place.

So please, can you update me on the current restrictions / measures in Colombia? I plan to visit Bogota, Medellin and Cartagena, but I guess it's the same all over the country.

EDIT: I just watched the youtube video from 10 oct and it seems that the things are going back to normal. Maybe I watched older videos from the beginning of September. Now bars are open and if you sit on the table, no need to wear a mask. Still it seems that people are obliged to wear a mask on the streets. Anyway, any up to date info about the subject will be much appreciated.

[JjBee62]

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You sweated your balls off, or held your boss' sweaty balls, to earn your money. Spend it however you want. If someone complains, I've come up with the perfect apology, which not only shows how sorry you are, but shows the appropriate level of gratitude for the person who has shown you the error of your ways:

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Did he ask you before he paid $6 for an extended warranty on a $14 toaster? Did he consult with you before getting the spray-on undercoating on his new Nissan? Did he let you tell him how much to pay for his tattoo of Mike Pence in assless chaps (you know who you are)?

If the answer is "no", then he doesn't get to tell you where to stay, what to eat, who to fuck or how much to pay. It's your money. If you want to pay 300 k, 400 k or $5000, go nuts! If you want to give your girl an iPhone 11. On second thought, don't give her an iPhone 11. There are 20 hookers in Medellin already trying to sell their iPhone 11 ("amor, me robaron" give her a Samsung. If you want to buy her a mansion on Las Palmas, go right ahead.

Unless the complainer bought your tickets, paid for your apartment, gave you money for food and pussy, and washed your balls, it's none of his business.

But you'll ruin the market, just like Costa Rica.

Bullshit.

The Medellin metropolitan area has 10 times the population of San Jose. Costa Rica gets 3 times the tourists, per capita, as Colombia. And there are probably 3 times as many hookers in Medellin, per capita. It's going to take a lot more than a few guys overpaying 6 times a year to change the market. And that's without considering Bogota, Cartagena and Cali. Have the El Centro prices gone up because SJobs is spending $500 a night in Parque Lleras?

If some girl asks you to pay more than you want to pay, tell her how much you will pay. If she says no, move on. There are other hookers. If some girl asks you to send money, give her a gift, or buy some videos and you don't want to, tell her you're not interested. If she doesn't take the hint, block her.

If all that is too difficult for you, go home and don't come back until you're able to put on your big boy pants.

[Mojo Bandit]

Here's another very recent video showing LA 70 in Medellin made by expat whose live down there for 5 years for any of you guys headed to laureles. He also gives a couple of tips about some places.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFzR...index=2&t=604s

[Mojo Bandit]

I have looked for a place in Medellin for more than 5 years, finally found what I liked in Laureles last December. Its nice and flat, with a lot of great bike paths (If you see an old fat man on a red and black GW, stop me and say Hi). I have seen the newer buildings going up, and want to walk a long way away from them! I have 110 M plus two patios, one with a garden, the other off the kitchen, BBQ! I need a good kitchen, and this is going to work. The restaurants are whatever you want, and there are some great ones within a short walk. I paid less than I would have for a 1 br in any mid-sized city in the US. My monthly fees are $COP 350,000, about $USD 100. Water, light and gas are 250.000 cop. Add internet and cell for COP 100.000 and that is my monthly nut. Paid COP 6,000 at the Plazulita de las Americas the other day, for breakfast of scrambled eggs, arepa con queso, and chocolate negro. About $usd 1.75. From a very cute young lady who is studying English.

Not looking for resale value, but I figure my heirs will do OK. However, at this price, if I have to walk away, no huge deal.

In fact, don't give a damn about ROI or resale, but my quality of life is pretty much unmatched. Gee so sorry I did not buy that condo in Portland or San Francisco!

Be safe.

Sandy.

I am envious of your situation, it sounds like you found what you needed. When you say red and black GW, do you mean Gold Wing? Which would be a great choice because they last forever.

[LatinaLover#1]

Hi guys,

Quite happy to receive a confirmation of my flight.

Plan Day 1: Arrival 9 pm. Withdraw 2 M pesos Davivienda ATM; Go the hotel in Centro, take a shower and directly move to the clubs. Give a quick look on all clubs and choose one; See how things are going, fuck few girls and then take 1 or 2 to the hotel;.

Day 2: 10 am breakfast, then go to prepagos (listed 10 top prepagos for less than 200K, enormous asses only). THen continue with the day clubs in el Centro, take some numbers. Communicate with some local friends and go to clubs. Take a good Ron de medellin and enjoy the view again!

Day 3: as day 2.

I am prepared for a rally.

1. Do some of you guys encountered viagra in Colombia with a prior medical review or similar substances that you can get easily?

2. What are prices ultimately in Colombia to get one at home an entire night? (One year ago I was paying between 350 and 500 K pesos depending on the girl).

3. Do girls are affected by current situation and decreased there prices?

4. Is there a lot of new working girls in the industry? (as poverty rate is increasing strongly).

Thank you guys.

"Enormous asses only" jajaj Yes you can get generic V in any pharmacy. Without a script. Stay away from la Marca pills marked 'MK' they suck. Happy hunting!

[JjBee62]

Anyone here care to explain the benefits of purchasing photos and videos? Is it like just a little favor for your girlfriend?

For the most part whenever the girl starts asking money for pictures it seems to be a scam. Because after saying okay but let me confirm your identity in videoconference just so to know you are actually selling pictures of yourself. And then all of a sudden they act like they don't understand anything. Blocked. '.

I can explain the benefits of buying photos and videos. If you buy photos and videos you will have photos and videos.

If you're someone who enjoys photos and videos, you might be interested in buying photos and videos. If you have no interest in photos and videos, there's probably no reason to buy photos and videos.

Come back next week and I'll explain the benefits of buying a television.

On a more serious note, a lot of the girls trying to sell photos and videos aren't girls. They're some guy trying to sell photos and videos. Especially true of those who refuse a quick video chat to confirm their identity.

[Member #4665]

Many mongering hubs have puta unions

Hey would you mind sharing where they have these unions? Any good stories on the topic?

[Member #4665]

All girls in Colombia are not the same. Why go to Medellin if you can find the same girl in Bogota? Why go to Centro to casas and clubs if they're the same as the girls in Centro? Is a girl who bangs 2 guys a week on SA the same as a girl who bangs 10 in Centro? You think the girls Elvis was talking to are the same as girls you've found in other places for less. Others disagree. "You're entitled to your opinion but not entitled to making up your own facts" (LOL) Some guys say I fucked someone who could have been Ms. Colombia. And people will agree and disagree with them. To avoid all doubt, some guys pay extra and fuck Ms. Colombia. As long as they're not asking you for money to do it, let them enjoy their journey. Like I said, different strokes for different folks. Your way isn't the only way.

This reminds me of the time. Yeah there is this girl way up north that charges One guy 320 for 2 to 3 hours this is the evening. But then sometimes 1 of her customers comes into town and he pays 1100 per day 5 days in a row. I guess her 2nd customer is just that type of guy.Lesson here is fellas... Pricing is different for every guy even with the same girl.

[Member #4665]

Thanks to whoever posted the following link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSW6K5Jf5mk

Jim Sharky is a legend, he fucks 10 bitches every day, and then he takes them out for pizza. And they all tell him, "I love you, Sharky." Except Sometimes, some of them say "I love you, daddy!"

[Member #4665]

Fetish. Some only involve foot or hand so I guess fetish is the most likely reason for those.

Ahhhh Interesting ahhh.

[Gringo Trooper]

1. Do some of you guys encountered viagra in Colombia with a prior medical review or similar substances that you can get easily?

Viagra, Cialis, boner pills are all over the counter at the pharmacy. The blue pill is called Sildenafil. So you don't need a prescription for those.

[Nounce]

Anyone here care to explain the benefits of purchasing photos and videos? Is it like just a little favor for your girlfriend?

Fetish. Some only involve foot or hand so I guess fetish is the most likely reason for those.

[Sandymnn]

I would add to this some things that I have been told about buying apartments in Medellin. I think most people know that housing in Medellin (Colombia in general) is classified economically as estratos or strata and given a number according to their expense and / or quality of living. Estatos run from 1 to 6 with 6 being the best and 1 being the worst. So 1-2 are poverty to low wage working neighborhoods, 3 and 4 are considered middle class, 5 is upper middle class to wealthy and 6 is straight up luxury. Caveats about this information are these, besides the fact that this is pre-coronavirus information, meaning how the economic impact of the lockdown effects things is an unkown. The following is what I have gathered from people who live in Medellin but this is only two sources and that does not make it golden information, in fact they do not have direct experience buying and selling expensive real estate so it could just be their opinion but I did hear this from two different people.
Cut.

I have looked for a place in Medellin for more than 5 years, finally found what I liked in Laureles last December. Its nice and flat, with a lot of great bike paths (If you see an old fat man on a red and black GW, stop me and say Hi). I have seen the newer buildings going up, and want to walk a long way away from them! I have 110 M plus two patios, one with a garden, the other off the kitchen, BBQ! I need a good kitchen, and this is going to work. The restaurants are whatever you want, and there are some great ones within a short walk. I paid less than I would have for a 1 br in any mid-sized city in the US. My monthly fees are $COP 350,000, about $USD 100. Water, light and gas are 250.000 cop. Add internet and cell for COP 100.000 and that is my monthly nut. Paid COP 6,000 at the Plazulita de las Americas the other day, for breakfast of scrambled eggs, arepa con queso, and chocolate negro. About $usd 1.75. From a very cute young lady who is studying English.

Not looking for resale value, but I figure my heirs will do OK. However, at this price, if I have to walk away, no huge deal.

In fact, don't give a damn about ROI or resale, but my quality of life is pretty much unmatched. Gee so sorry I did not buy that condo in Portland or San Francisco!

Be safe.

Sandy.

[Member #4665]

Anyone here care to explain the benefits of purchasing photos and videos? Is it like just a little favor for your girlfriend?

For the most part whenever the girl starts asking money for pictures it seems to be a scam. Because after saying okay but let me confirm your identity in videoconference just so to know you are actually selling pictures of yourself. And then all of a sudden they act like they don't understand anything. Blocked. '.