Medellin Reports

[Kazeu]

Am I missing something here? Theres a large number of ads on photoprepagos without phone numbers like this one.

https://www.photoprepagos.com/prepag...uales-id-z7s8t

How are people supposed to make contact?

[Osteoknot]

I have been using generic viagra for a good 5 years. When I ran out of my prescripted generic brand in Colombia, I hunted for a replacement. The MK was okay. But found another brand unfortunately I don't remember the name in which I was quite impress with. So much so that I won't bring any pills with me to Colombia, cause i can just get those. The thing with viagra and generic it works differently with each person. You really have to sample what works for you. Make sure to not drink lots of water prior. Liquor is fine. In fact I was used the real viagra once and it had me sweating and heart beating fast..

As always, consider the source, the overall consistency and tone of the mongerer who posts, and form your own opinions. And you struggle with knowing the difference between facts and opinions. That's okay, I am here to help you. Something as subjective as what makes your dick stiff is bound to be open to interpretation. And I have also said before, instead of telling other members what to do, how to spend their money, etc. Take a step back and consider that there may be valid explanations for different experiences.

As far as generic Viagra goes, maybe you found a different generic. Me and my posse of four guys total, we all came to the same conclusion, tried the generic, didn't like it, went back to the branded Viagra. That unscientific, purely opinion but not misinformation.

Finally, as a tip for the Room to be helpful, we didn't use Viagra in Thailand, but were all using branded Kamagra from India. Not sure if I spelled that right I have no idea the availability in Colombia.

[Elvis 2008]

Actually the post from Elvis 2008 is a cautionary tale. He reported sending girls all total 1500 a month for a number of months while he was waiting to get in Colombia. He arrives and one essentially tells me that he wasn't sending enough thus she owes him nothing. The next one rushed him, wouldn't kiss him, plus overcharged him. 100 dollars for two hours, especially in the present market is too much, even though she faked an orgasm for him. 200 mil pesos is plenty. Yes he posted photos, and independents just as hot or hotter can be had for 150 to 200 mil, easy. And if you go into the Centro casas and strip clubs and are patient, you can pluck out equal quality for 40 to 100 mil or 12 to 30 dollars, though for a briefer encounter. That's the way it is, and the membership here deserves to hear this information, even if angers someone like yourself.

The tale part of this New York New York is you rewriting history. I am not sure who you are even talking about who blew me off.

As for Kiara and getting an equally attractive woman and better value in a strip club in the current climate, the strip clubs are closed. I love how you put yourself out as an expert in the field while you are standing on the sidelines.

But I have been to the casas and to the best strip clubs, and there was no one close to Kiara looks wise there. You are diminishing her attractiveness to put me down, and I do not care. For me, she was a trophy fuck, nothing more nothing less. If you are too cheap to spend $100 for a woman hot enough to be on the arm of Donald Trump, that says a lot more about you than me.

And if I wanted to blow her up to get the envy of others, I could have. I could have said that I fucked her bare. She is in love me and the best lover, but that would not be keeping it real.

Kiara is on seeking.com to find a multimillionaire and given she is one of the ten hottest women in Medellin, she probably will get him if she plays her cards right. She is a journalist who was struggling even before the pandemic and got into the sugar game to support the life she felt that she was entitled to. I could tell that she had landed some whales before I had even met her.

If she was on your arm at a cocktail party, you would be the envy of everyone there and when she opened your mouth, you would not have to be afraid of what would come out.

If I were the type that were interested in her falling for me, I would get a suite at the nicest hotel, have her picked up in a limo, and drop every name I could. I would show her photos of me playing golf with Trump. "Trump is a big hitter, but he has the mouth of the sailor." And drop lines like, "I was talking to the mayor of Medellin, great guy, do you know him?

As far as sex goes, if she did not do everything I liked, I would say that I was tired, send her home, and have her wait it out as punishment for not giving me what I want.

So for a man like you who thinks that the only value a woman has is between her legs, yes, $100 is way too much.

The irony is that I thought you were as big a snob as she was. She would never fake an orgasm but rather ***** about a guy not giving her one.

But by all means, Paulie, you should stick to the casas and strip club. Women like Kiara are out of your league, and you better stay on the bunny slopes for now.

[Blakman]

I have been using generic viagra for a good 5 years. When I ran out of my prescripted generic brand in Colombia, I hunted for a replacement. The MK was okay. But found another brand unfortunately I don't remember the name in which I was quite impress with. So much so that I won't bring any pills with me to Colombia, cause i can just get those. The thing with viagra and generic it works differently with each person. You really have to sample what works for you. Make sure to not drink lots of water prior. Liquor is fine. In fact I was used the real viagra once and it had me sweating and heart beating fast.

Costs twice as much, but the generic is a waste of money IMO.

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[Elvis 2008]

I am laughing my ass off right now. Mfs want to call themselves putting pussy on retainer by being a WUT (Western Union Trick). As many examples as there are (some dudes are even falling for the same shit multiple times!) and mfs still do not learn. Pay as you go: C.O.D.

I am laughing my ass off at you. Out of the seven women I planned to see, all of them showed up and one showed up a day late. If you are going to base your entire game on the behavior of ONE flaky 20 year old then you have none.

As soon as this pandemic shit hit and guys were talking about sending money, I said you better keep your shit in your pocket. You do not know if you will end up needing it with the upcoming events and you do not know if you will ever see that chick again. But of course everybody knows what they are doing with their money and it is theirs to do as they see fit.

That is great advice for the working girl market and terrible advice for the sugar market, and I am not going to waste my time explaining the difference.

[JjBee62]

Sadly my Spanish is basically the same as the English of the Colombians. Almost non-existent. But I somehow manage to have a good time in Indonesia with few local girls, and there they really doesn't know English. I mean like absolute zero. At least I know 200-300 words in Spanish, the girls will know some English. We will smile more and fuck more, it will be fine.

The problem is with meeting "non-pros" without having some grasp of Spanish. However, if you plan to use Tinder, you're dealing almost exclusively with pros.

I don't recommend using Tinder in Colombia, especially Medellin. Over the past 2 years there have been several girls using Tinder to drug and rob visitors. There have been a couple of deaths.

[MarquisdeSade1]

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[Osteoknot]

"Enormous asses only" jajaj Yes you can get generic V in any pharmacy. Without a script. Stay away from la Marca pills marked 'MK' they suck. Happy hunting!

Costs twice as much, but the generic is a waste of money IMO.

[Nounce]

Elvis complained and may be disappointed by some of the girls, but he was also pleased with some of the girls

Doesn't this tell you there is no correlation with the amount of money spent?

He opened the door to allow himself to be manipulated. Elvis would have paid more if the lock down lasted longer. If there was no lock down, he paid nothing. And after all the effort, some girls still only allow covered sex and no DFK. That is very little return with so much effort.

[Sandymnn]

I am envious of your situation, it sounds like you found what you needed. When you say red and black GW, do you mean Gold Wing? Which would be a great choice because they last forever.

Wish I could! It is a Great Wheel, Chinese made bike, very popular here. Not too expensive and good quality!

[Onojdi]

Sadly my Spanish is basically the same as the English of the Colombians. Almost non-existent. But I somehow manage to have a good time in Indonesia with few local girls, and there they really doesn't know English. I mean like absolute zero. At least I know 200-300 words in Spanish, the girls will know some English. We will smile more and fuck more, it will be fine.

[Beavis]

Hello brothers, please can you help me with some info. I saw that Colombia is open again and I'm thinking to visit the country, in fact it will my first visit to South America. Must be fun to spend some time with latina girls after years of travel in Asia and Africa.

My trips usually are combination between meeting local girls, visiting typical tourist places and going to bars with the girlfriend of the night, then going back to the airbnb for the desert. I'm looking only for non-pro or at least semi-pro that I have no problem finding in Tinder kind of places. So I guess in girls department, even during the covid, there will be no problem finding a company. Maybe the non-pro are even more active because of the current economic situation.

But my fear is that the bars and the tourist places will be closed. Can you update me on this subject. Are they slowly begin to open again or still they are "safety measures"? I just can't imagine a trip where everybody is wearing a mask around me, where I can go out with a girl to drink something during the night or just have fun dancing and listening to some music. The usual things. From where I live, here we have very little limitations. If it's an open place (no roof) you can go there, drink eat enjoy, no limitation at all. On the streets. No masks. Only in close spaces like public transport or supermarkets. But I saw some videos from Bogota from the last few weeks and people are wearing mask even on the streets, bars and restaurants are not open. Not a funny place.

So please, can you update me on the current restrictions / measures in Colombia? I plan to visit Bogota, Medellin and Cartagena, but I guess it's the same all over the country.

EDIT: I just watched the youtube video from 10 oct and it seems that the things are going back to normal. Maybe I watched older videos from the beginning of September. Now bars are open and if you sit on the table, no need to wear a mask. Still it seems that people are obliged to wear a mask on the streets. Anyway, any up to date info about the subject will be much appreciated.

How is your Spanish? If you are looking non-pro that will be very important. English is for the most part non-existent among Colombianas.

[Onojdi]

Hello brothers, please can you help me with some info. I saw that Colombia is open again and I'm thinking to visit the country, in fact it will my first visit to South America. Must be fun to spend some time with latina girls after years of travel in Asia and Africa.

My trips usually are combination between meeting local girls, visiting typical tourist places and going to bars with the girlfriend of the night, then going back to the airbnb for the desert. I'm looking only for non-pro or at least semi-pro that I have no problem finding in Tinder kind of places. So I guess in girls department, even during the covid, there will be no problem finding a company. Maybe the non-pro are even more active because of the current economic situation.

But my fear is that the bars and the tourist places will be closed. Can you update me on this subject. Are they slowly begin to open again or still they are "safety measures"? I just can't imagine a trip where everybody is wearing a mask around me, where I can go out with a girl to drink something during the night or just have fun dancing and listening to some music. The usual things. From where I live, here we have very little limitations. If it's an open place (no roof) you can go there, drink eat enjoy, no limitation at all. On the streets. No masks. Only in close spaces like public transport or supermarkets. But I saw some videos from Bogota from the last few weeks and people are wearing mask even on the streets, bars and restaurants are not open. Not a funny place.

So please, can you update me on the current restrictions / measures in Colombia? I plan to visit Bogota, Medellin and Cartagena, but I guess it's the same all over the country.

EDIT: I just watched the youtube video from 10 oct and it seems that the things are going back to normal. Maybe I watched older videos from the beginning of September. Now bars are open and if you sit on the table, no need to wear a mask. Still it seems that people are obliged to wear a mask on the streets. Anyway, any up to date info about the subject will be much appreciated.

[JjBee62]

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Absolutely, under no circumstances, should you ever pay more than the local rate for pussy, send money, give gifts, buy photos or give tips. The only exception is: unless you want to.

You sweated your balls off, or held your boss' sweaty balls, to earn your money. Spend it however you want. If someone complains, I've come up with the perfect apology, which not only shows how sorry you are, but shows the appropriate level of gratitude for the person who has shown you the error of your ways:

"Go fuck yourself."

Did he ask you before he paid $6 for an extended warranty on a $14 toaster? Did he consult with you before getting the spray-on undercoating on his new Nissan? Did he let you tell him how much to pay for his tattoo of Mike Pence in assless chaps (you know who you are)?

If the answer is "no", then he doesn't get to tell you where to stay, what to eat, who to fuck or how much to pay. It's your money. If you want to pay 300 k, 400 k or $5000, go nuts! If you want to give your girl an iPhone 11. On second thought, don't give her an iPhone 11. There are 20 hookers in Medellin already trying to sell their iPhone 11 ("amor, me robaron" give her a Samsung. If you want to buy her a mansion on Las Palmas, go right ahead.

Unless the complainer bought your tickets, paid for your apartment, gave you money for food and pussy, and washed your balls, it's none of his business.

But you'll ruin the market, just like Costa Rica.

Bullshit.

The Medellin metropolitan area has 10 times the population of San Jose. Costa Rica gets 3 times the tourists, per capita, as Colombia. And there are probably 3 times as many hookers in Medellin, per capita. It's going to take a lot more than a few guys overpaying 6 times a year to change the market. And that's without considering Bogota, Cartagena and Cali. Have the El Centro prices gone up because SJobs is spending $500 a night in Parque Lleras?

If some girl asks you to pay more than you want to pay, tell her how much you will pay. If she says no, move on. There are other hookers. If some girl asks you to send money, give her a gift, or buy some videos and you don't want to, tell her you're not interested. If she doesn't take the hint, block her.

If all that is too difficult for you, go home and don't come back until you're able to put on your big boy pants.

[Mojo Bandit]

Here's another very recent video showing LA 70 in Medellin made by expat whose live down there for 5 years for any of you guys headed to laureles. He also gives a couple of tips about some places.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFzR...index=2&t=604s