Kerala

**Nisarth7** · 01-02-21 07:57

Originally Posted by Allen1 [View Original Post]

Bro, does her number ends with 388. Please let me know.

No, their number ends with 427 and I think they deleted their ad, can't find it when I went to look for it. Sorry brother.

And the 388 you mentioned, I've come across that profile (not yet contacted). Seems genuine-ish. Please post a FR if you contact or meet her.

Cheers,

**Hamonger** · 01-01-21 20:22

A few bros wrote asking for help on how to find girls on Tinder. I am no expert, but have used Tinder in most Asian countries and it kind of always works.

Word of caution: Kerala is super hard and needs a lot of work. So avoid if you don't want to put in the hours. Second, Tinder dating is expensive, it will not come cheap.

1. Buy a subscription.

2. Write a nice introduction, respectful but also hinting that you are well heeled and willing to show a girl good time. I run a decent size IT company, so I use the Owner title explicitly.

3. Post a few pictures that again show your affluence and taste. Mine has pictures of playing golf, Maldives beaches, and a couple of photos with celebrities. All profile photos, I don't show my clear face anywhere for privacy reasons.

4. Don't go for the prettiest or the most popular girls on Tinder. You won't get the 24-25 year olds unless you look like Adonis (I don't). I try and find girls / women who would be more agreeable to a short term relationship and quick fun.

5. Once matched, start the conversation with a few compliments. Don't hesitate to say she looks pretty, but don't start by saying she looks bangable either. I think this comes with experience only, first few times will be difficult but then you get the hang of it.

6. Ask her out to somewhere expensive and exclusive, something like Villa Maya in Tvm.

7. This is very important, once you meet her don't be too respectful either. Make sure you let her know that you have intentions and not looking for platonic shit. Hold her hands, touch her elbow etc and see if she responds to physical contact. Don't put them on a pedestal. If it doesn't work just move on.

8. Swipe right like crazy keeping point 4 in mind. This is a game of chance only, so try as much as you can.

9. Use instagram apart from Tinder. It is a good source as well.

Again, as I said earlier, I have found things here to be quite difficult. In Ho Chi Minh City or Bali you can get laid with like 2-3 hours of effort. Here its taking forever but finally I have a few conversations going. Hope this has been helpful, if not please forgive.

**Allen1** · 01-01-21 17:22

Bro, does her number ends with 388. Please let me know.

Originally Posted by Nisarth7 [View Original Post]

After being deprived of action for 9 months, I decided to check locanto for the cure.

Found a profile in "Couple looking for men" section. They were a Muslim couple (lady aged 28), in the place where Vasco the Gama arrived. Their replies were very late. But seemed genuine. They quoted 8 k for 3-4 hours and finally settled for 6 k. I was sent a location and had to wait for the husband to come and pick me up (they do this to make sure they're not meeting someone they know personally). Normal 2 storied house in a nice area. Lookwise she looked like mid 30's, but cute, dusky and bit chubby (not fat) in the churidhar she wore. She invited me upstairs while husband watched tv downstairs. We went to a bedroom, sat and exchanged pleasantries for 5 minutes. She said they started this 2 months back due to corona, her husband lost job in Saudi etc. She then put her hand my thighs while talking and started caressing it and I sat closer to her. Then I went for DFK which initially for the 5 secs, terrible, but gradually she got to it and damn she knows how to kiss like a pro. While kissing I put hand between her legs and started rubbing her pussy very slowly over her dress. She was wet within 10 minutes. Then I removed my jeans and took Johnny out. Unfortunately, she only does CBJ, and it was just okay, nothing great and not bad either. Then I removed her panties and did 69 where was moaning a bit too loudly and slightly bitted johnny out of excitement (she later then said, her husband doesn't like doing DATY, so never got one before). Then it was time to dig deep. Turned her into missionary position and started humping. It was a bit loose (emphasis on the "bit") but then again felt very good. We both came after 20 minutes of missionary and doggy. Talked again for 30 minutes on personal details (I lied everything). After 30 minutes I asked if she can do BBBJ, she politely refused. I Didn't push her. I asked her for a sloppy handjob to start session 2, she did well, considering I had to instruct her. Then got into WOT and finished at that.

**Allen1** · 01-01-21 14:13

First of all appreciate your willingness to share. Could you share the spa details with me.

Originally Posted by Hamonger [View Original Post]

Sent you details on PM.

**DavidLuke** · 01-01-21 10:36

Originally Posted by TharkiBoss [View Original Post]

WOW, you lucky guy.

This is one of my biggest fantasy, to have a threesome with regular (non-professional) ladies.

I don't know if there is any hotel which is bird friendly here, but you can search for 2-3 star near railway station and carry some small luggage with the ladies to show hotel staff that you are travelling and are in transit, booking the hotel room to get fresh. Just an idea to try, it may work if the ladies are not sex workers (as hotel staff usually identify sex workers ladies pretty quick).

Enjoy and don't forget to share FR Buddy.

Cheers!!

Tharki.

One famous hotel is Der near railway station. You can have threesome or even foursome as they runs famous restaurant on first floor.

**Rajaa** · 01-01-21 06:50

Originally Posted by Hamonger [View Original Post]

Guys,

Can someone recommend a 2 or 3 star hotel which is safe for mongers. Need for 2-3 hours in the day time, mid-tier budget is fine.

I met a pretty divorced Kerala lady (age around 30 ish) on Tinder and we met last week for a great session. Now have managed to get her to agree to a threesome with her and her sister in law. But I need a safe hotel where I can take both of them. Given what I have heard about hotels in Kerala, worried about booking a place that is not friendly.

Please let me know your recommendations from previous experience. Will post FR, number to be shared only if she agrees. Thanks.

Best option is interconnecting rooms. Ping me on PM. I can give some nice hotel suggestions.

**TharkiBoss** · 01-01-21 05:52

WOW, you lucky guy.

This is one of my biggest fantasy, to have a threesome with regular (non-professional) ladies.

I don't know if there is any hotel which is bird friendly here, but you can search for 2-3 star near railway station and carry some small luggage with the ladies to show hotel staff that you are travelling and are in transit, booking the hotel room to get fresh. Just an idea to try, it may work if the ladies are not sex workers (as hotel staff usually identify sex workers ladies pretty quick).

Enjoy and don't forget to share FR Buddy.

Cheers!!

Tharki.

Originally Posted by Hamonger [View Original Post]

Guys,

Can someone recommend a 2 or 3 star hotel which is safe for mongers. Need for 2-3 hours in the day time, mid-tier budget is fine.

I met a pretty divorced Kerala lady (age around 30 ish) on Tinder and we met last week for a great session. Now have managed to get her to agree to a threesome with her and her sister in law. But I need a safe hotel where I can take both of them. Given what I have heard about hotels in Kerala, worried about booking a place that is not friendly.

Please let me know your recommendations from previous experience. Will post FR, number to be shared only if she agrees. Thanks.

**SkinDoctor** · 01-01-21 02:58

Originally Posted by Hamonger [View Original Post]

Guys,

Can someone recommend a 2 or 3 star hotel which is safe for mongers. Need for 2-3 hours in the day time, mid-tier budget is fine.

I met a pretty divorced Kerala lady (age around 30 ish) on Tinder and we met last week for a great session. Now have managed to get her to agree to a threesome with her and her sister in law. But I need a safe hotel where I can take both of them. Given what I have heard about hotels in Kerala, worried about booking a place that is not friendly.

Please let me know your recommendations from previous experience. Will post FR, number to be shared only if she agrees. Thanks.

Sent a message. I hope it helped.

**SkinDoctor** · 12-31-20 08:25

Can someone be kind enough to share some genuine & trusted SP / Indie contacts in Trivandrum? Thanks in advance.

**Hamonger** · 12-31-20 05:30

Guys,

Can someone recommend a 2 or 3 star hotel which is safe for mongers. Need for 2-3 hours in the day time, mid-tier budget is fine.

I met a pretty divorced Kerala lady (age around 30 ish) on Tinder and we met last week for a great session. Now have managed to get her to agree to a threesome with her and her sister in law. But I need a safe hotel where I can take both of them. Given what I have heard about hotels in Kerala, worried about booking a place that is not friendly.

Please let me know your recommendations from previous experience. Will post FR, number to be shared only if she agrees. Thanks.

**Nisarth7** · 12-31-20 05:28

After being deprived of action for 9 months, I decided to check locanto for the cure.

Found a profile in "Couple looking for men" section. They were a Muslim couple (lady aged 28), in the place where Vasco the Gama arrived. Their replies were very late. But seemed genuine. They quoted 8 k for 3-4 hours and finally settled for 6 k. I was sent a location and had to wait for the husband to come and pick me up (they do this to make sure they're not meeting someone they know personally). Normal 2 storied house in a nice area. Lookwise she looked like mid 30's, but cute, dusky and bit chubby (not fat) in the churidhar she wore. She invited me upstairs while husband watched tv downstairs. We went to a bedroom, sat and exchanged pleasantries for 5 minutes. She said they started this 2 months back due to corona, her husband lost job in Saudi etc. She then put her hand my thighs while talking and started caressing it and I sat closer to her. Then I went for DFK which initially for the 5 secs, terrible, but gradually she got to it and damn she knows how to kiss like a pro. While kissing I put hand between her legs and started rubbing her pussy very slowly over her dress. She was wet within 10 minutes. Then I removed my jeans and took Johnny out. Unfortunately, she only does CBJ, and it was just okay, nothing great and not bad either. Then I removed her panties and did 69 where was moaning a bit too loudly and slightly bitted johnny out of excitement (she later then said, her husband doesn't like doing DATY, so never got one before). Then it was time to dig deep. Turned her into missionary position and started humping. It was a bit loose (emphasis on the "bit") but then again felt very good. We both came after 20 minutes of missionary and doggy. Talked again for 30 minutes on personal details (I lied everything). After 30 minutes I asked if she can do BBBJ, she politely refused. I Didn't push her. I asked her for a sloppy handjob to start session 2, she did well, considering I had to instruct her. Then got into WOT and finished at that.

Looks - 6.5 (Typical Muslim).

Attitude- 10 (very nice and pleasing).

Boobs - 7 (good boobs, well rounded, size of a big grapefruit).

Ass - 7 (again, Like boobs, well rounded).

WIR. Yes!

**Hamonger** · 12-30-20 05:13

Sent you details on PM.

Originally Posted by ForeignIndian [View Original Post]

Hi,

Can you please share the location and name of the spa. Any contact details?

QUOTE=Hamonger;2515076]Chanced upon this spa in the Pettah area. Extremely small nondescript place, easy to miss. Looked at the place and felt extras were to be had, maybe previous mongering experience speaking. Spoke to the owner (I speak the local dialect with a heavy accent) who realized I was not a local and immediately offered massage with extras.

It was evening hence only one lady available, he asked me to come earlier in the day to get access to better looking masseuse. She was nothing to look at, but service was good.

**Foreign Indian** · 12-29-20 11:32

Hi,

Can you please share the location and name of the spa. Any contact details?

QUOTE=Hamonger;2515076]Chanced upon this spa in the Pettah area. Extremely small nondescript place, easy to miss. Looked at the place and felt extras were to be had, maybe previous mongering experience speaking. Spoke to the owner (I speak the local dialect with a heavy accent) who realized I was not a local and immediately offered massage with extras.

It was evening hence only one lady available, he asked me to come earlier in the day to get access to better looking masseuse. She was nothing to look at, but service was good.

**ChimeraAlpha** · 12-28-20 15:31

Originally Posted by Hsjsnan [View Original Post]

Had a very sad experience today booking a room at a hotel whose name rhymes with "earth" . Lot of moral social policing, learned that the employees of the hotels are mostly from local neighborhood, I had to cancel my appointment and leave the premise before a drama was created. Stay away from this brand.

Damage was for hotel room alone.

These guys are known for this. Even with their 1st hotel in Island this has been happening. Best avoided.

Regards and take care.

**Wannabe Monger** · 12-26-20 09:27

Hello everyone!

I'm from the Bangalore Forum and in Kochi for a few days. Can anyone please PM names and details of good Spas / MPs with he / extras? Life is pretty depressing at this point and I desperately want a release (pun unintended).