Medellin Reports

**Osteoknot** · 01-24-21 07:04

If either or both of you two fat Gringo living fossils who were sitting at an outside table at Provocacacion Charcuteria yesterday are here, Yeah that was me who threw back two bottles of Club Colombia beer at the same time with one hand with the bottoms of the bottles pointed toward the sky, without spilling a drop. My girlfriend thought you were both creepy, jajajajajajajaaaaa. Keep dreamin' but not in a thousand years.

**Osteoknot** · 01-24-21 06:54

Found another Ayenda Hotel #1219 in the Avenida 70 area. I would stay there. Most Ayenda Hotels are numbered which is NOT part of their address, which is confusing at first. I took Soft Swirl on a long walk to try and get some of the fat off of her ass and we walked right by this Hotel.

The reason it was not on my radar before is because it is too far off Avenida 70, about 4-5 short blocks on the opposite end of the Estadio Metro Station. BUT it is close too the largest shopping mall in the area UniCentral, a 5 minute walk from this hotel. You would still have no problem exploring Avenida 70 from here. Remember, taxis are super cheap.

I don't normally think of the mongering lifestyle as heavily into retail, but one thing for sure, chicas dig a stroll thru the mall and I will leave it at that.

The third foto shows the walking and bicycle path directly in front of the hotel that leads you to the mall. The hotel is in nice neighborhood that turns residential just a block in the opposite direction of the mall. I went on line and found a single occupancy rate of $17 per night with a free breakfast.

**JjBee62** · 01-24-21 04:58

Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]

I can see a FB chica accepting 50 K versus 150 K, but a Gusto chica used to getting 300 K accepting 30 K, well I still think that's a stretch, but anything is possible. And as far the FB chicas going to El Centro for the day, sounds like they might of been planning to snag a gringo at the park like you have hypothesized, make a little money, have lunch, and go shopping. I've seen Chicas I've taken upstairs in El Centro afterwards shopping for clothes with their earnings, and there are some FB chicas that have worked El Centro so what you have speculated about makes sense.

Maybe you're looking at it from the wrong direction.

I can see a girl bringing her cousin or friend who works El Centro to Parque Lleras for the night.

**Blakman** · 01-24-21 04:54

Surfer don't forget about the gusto king who got the 8th from gusto to stay a week for 300 mil. The king is out.

Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]

Perhaps another way of looking at what defines a "Gusto Chica" at least in my mind, is one that has enough "game" to pull guys from Gustos getting at least 300 K and more. In other words, these type of women are doing the pulling versus the guys if that makes any sense, as I have seen this before in other higher end venues in the past.

With this definition, I don't see them going with guys for 30 K in El Centro, and a Gusto Chica according to my definition is going to have to be very attractive and experienced in dealing with foreigners, versus an El Centro Chica who will be like a fish out of water in Gustos as you have alluded to.

**Osteoknot** · 01-24-21 04:22

Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never mix the pink and white shit. At first, you will think you are getting away with it because it feels pretty good. But when you hit the threshold point, you will be sicker than a rattlesnake bite, sicker than 99% of COVID cases, and it takes days to wear off.

I experienced it twice because I was too stupid to figure it out the first time. Sickest I have ever been in my life. My girls were telling me to go to the hospital. I used to brag that it didn't get interesting until you were mixing in your third or fourth drug together, but don't do these two together. You won't die but you will wish you were dead. When I told my dealer what I had done he said, "Oh my God, never mix the natural with the chemical. " Jajajajaja I thought of it tonight because both substances were in my Room at the same time.

New Foto.

**Kafka** · 01-24-21 04:21

Agree with you. It's complete bullshit.

Originally Posted by GeneHickman [View Original Post]

They're not doing jack shit. When you go for the 2nd shot they just write down the batch number for the 2nd shot and where you got it and that's it. No way they're studying anything. This is just an arbitrary power grab. This is why they have no credibilityy and why people will eventually ignore them. That quarantine will be a damn joke as they will never be able to enforce it,

**GeneHickman** · 01-24-21 04:02

Originally Posted by Kafka [View Original Post]

They say they're doing the 2-week study of
travel regulations including vaccines well I got a vaccine and the only thing they gave me is a little card that says CDC with the dates of the vaccination and the batch. Not even my social security number. So how is that going to work? No one is really thinking everything seems to be a new joke reaction.

They're not doing jack shit. When you go for the 2nd shot they just write down the batch number for the 2nd shot and where you got it and that's it. No way they're studying anything. This is just an arbitrary power grab. This is why they have no credibilityy and why people will eventually ignore them. That quarantine will be a damn joke as they will never be able to enforce it,

**Surfer500** · 01-24-21 02:13

Originally Posted by Combo [View Original Post]

No kidding. A "Gusto chica" is a pretty nebulous concept. There's a hell of a lot of chicas who have gone in once or twice to try their luck.

Perhaps another way of looking at what defines a "Gusto Chica" at least in my mind, is one that has enough "game" to pull guys from Gustos getting at least 300 K and more. In other words, these type of women are doing the pulling versus the guys if that makes any sense, as I have seen this before in other higher end venues in the past.

With this definition, I don't see them going with guys for 30 K in El Centro, and a Gusto Chica according to my definition is going to have to be very attractive and experienced in dealing with foreigners, versus an El Centro Chica who will be like a fish out of water in Gustos as you have alluded to.

**Combo** · 01-24-21 00:20

Originally Posted by Nounce [View Original Post]

Surfer, you are taking this too seriously. What is your definition of Gusto chica? My definition is a chica that has worked in Gusto even if she never had a customer from inside Gusto.

No kidding. A "Gusto chica" is a pretty nebulous concept. There's a hell of a lot of chicas who have gone in once or twice to try their luck.

**Knowledge** · 01-23-21 23:51

That's a reliable source. All that was mentioned was Conde Nast. Surfer is a sensible guy but so much nonsense from others gets passed around these web sites that I feel the need to constantly question and confirm sources.

Originally Posted by Nounce [View Original Post]

It's widely reported. It is in an executive order that you can read from White House web site.

**Nounce** · 01-23-21 23:49

Originally Posted by IamLookin [View Original Post]

To Surfers s point. You wrote used to implying they were getting that. Which is possible but extremely unlikely.

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It is to setup a scenario for that purpose. Like you said, possible. When one casts a net big enough, and can wait long enough, the possibility increase.

My posts are just trying to put myself in other's shoes to understand their point of view.

**MarquisdeSade1** · 01-23-21 23:48

Originally Posted by Kafka [View Original Post]

They say they're doing the 2-week study of
travel regulations including vaccines well I got a vaccine and the only thing they gave me is a little card that says CDC with the dates of the vaccination and the batch. Not even my social security number. So how is that going to work? No one is really thinking everything seems to be a new joke reaction.

I was given a card from Moderna, I'm not impressed I doubt immigration will be either.

**Woodman09** · 01-23-21 23:38

Originally Posted by Kafka [View Original Post]

They say they're doing the 2-week study of
travel regulations including vaccines well I got a vaccine and the only thing they gave me is a little card that says CDC with the dates of the vaccination and the batch. Not even my social security number. So how is that going to work? No one is really thinking everything seems to be a new joke reaction.

I'm hoping to get a Fake vax certificate-- I had the covid and it was no big deal-- I do not fear it-- I fear the poison vaccine. The old and infirm Should Isolate. We need to OPEN the world-.

Old and Sick All Should Flee Get Thee To a Nunnery.

**Surfer500** · 01-23-21 23:02

Originally Posted by Kafka [View Original Post]

They say they're doing the 2-week study of
travel regulations including vaccines well I got a vaccine and the only thing they gave me is a little card that says CDC with the dates of the vaccination and the batch. Not even my social security number. So how is that going to work? No one is really thinking everything seems to be a new joke reaction.

It will be interesting to see what the new travel regulation recommendations will be in two weeks. A hard and fast quarantine of ten days for all arrivals to the USA besides the testing requirement will in essence be like a turd in the punchbowl effectively shutting air travel further down and throwing tourism out the door. Perhaps for those who have been vaccinated, with some type of verifyable proof besides the CDC card, will result in just a test for entry back into the USA with no quarantine. Time will tell.

**Surfer500** · 01-23-21 22:49

Originally Posted by Nounce [View Original Post]

Surfer Surfer. Are we two disciples trying to decode Jedi master's teaching? LOL. If 1/5 is the way of Jedi, then 1/5 it is.

I think Mr E only talks about successful instances, he does not talk about success rate. So for him, 1 in 100 is the same as 100 in 100 given that all women are the same without makeup. This is a simplified view but that is the gist of understanding it from my view.

I personally think a woman need to start with a good base to look good with or without makeup depending on the context. Use runway fashion model as an example, you can't be one if you are not tall and slim and that is the starting base which is not replaceable by makeup. I think that is why we seem to see Brazilian models more often than Colombia models because Brazilians are simply much taller.

I think we can agree that Mr. E is a Jedi master, and being his disciples, we should refrain from questioning his infinite wisdom in the way of women! LOL.