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[Osteoknot]

Get a dam Vasectomy. Not going to moralize on a mongering board about the morality of creating children who most likely will have an unfit mother, no father and live a life of poverty.

But to 100% avoid any complication to YOUR life and not have to worry about it, get snipped. I got it done 10 years ago, best thing I ever did. If you think you might want kids at some point, freeze some spunk. I'm still the stallion I always was.

A good friend of mine is paying for a kid he didn't even father (in Brazil) 16 years ago since he allowed himself to be put on the birth certificate. In the past 2 women have claimed I knocked them up. Offered to take the paternity test (under my supervision), but they just went away.

LOL at freeze some spunk, and stallion. Good edits. And great real life example.

[Charm City Dave]

My question is, if these girls get pregnant from BBFS, do they even have the financial resources to get you to paternity test? How will they even find you after you switch hotels / accommodations for the umpteenth time? How will they even know your real name?

Get a dam Vasectomy. Not going to moralize on a mongering board about the morality of creating children who most likely will have an unfit mother, no father and live a life of poverty.

But to 100% avoid any complication to YOUR life and not have to worry about it, get snipped. I got it done 10 years ago, best thing I ever did. If you think you might want kids at some point, freeze some spunk. I'm still the stallion I always was.

A good friend of mine is paying for a kid he didn't even father (in Brazil) 16 years ago since he allowed himself to be put on the birth certificate. In the past 2 women have claimed I knocked them up. Offered to take the paternity test (under my supervision), but they just went away.

[Zeos1]

So if I want to smash Centro hoes at Premier Plaza I need to bring a VALID passport, I rather have my phone or wallet stolen / lost than that! I keep that in my room at all times.

I wonder if they take expired passports, or DL?

Is there are clean short time place with towels and hot showers that won't check my ID in El Centro?

Photocopy of passport with ID page and entry stamp showing has worked for me in the past. I agree that you should not have your actual passport with you when you are out and about.

[JjBee62]

Totally agree. Most times its little things, but can be big things other times, but it still gives someone awareness and potentially may help them. Most guys somehow feel embarassed and don't talk about it.

Like if you get in a cab in lleras, make sure the dude starts his meter. If you let him go even a mile before catching youself, he can refuse and tell you some shit about its not metered this time of night and rip you off.

One tried to get me to pay 30 mil from lleras to energy. I didn't even pay 1/2 that back from La isla!

I had little recourse, but after reaching my destination, I got out and told him, I know the price is 10 mil, I will give you 15 mil and you take that or I have your cab number and other details and I will go in and call in a complaint. He took the 15 mil.

They look at a gringo and sometimes just rationalize taking from them as they feel it is OK because you won't miss it.

I can tell you most of us will pay it, and Minority of them will even mention it in the future.
Same thing when it goes south with a chica. We have all faced it. Some like Blackman, man up and chronicle their errors for others to learn from, others not.

Also be sure the meter has been reset. It should be at 3300. Got in one in Lleras and it was at 13,000.

[Osteoknot]

The saying I always keep in mind when I'm in areas with many desperate people is "Look like you would be more trouble than you are worth and that doesn't mean you look like you would be any trouble".

I had this insane thought. What if it's working for me because it reminds "them" too much of a shoulder holster for a gun? Jajajajajaja. I am insane. Or am I?

Gratuitous Foto From Today.

[Lucky Nuts]

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What is your opinion on this set up? The foto with it under the arm is how I wear it. If I leave it even partially open. EVERYONE tells me to zip it (yeah, I know, straight man set-up), strangers, police, chicas. I'm assuming the pick pockets here are talented. I heard about the "cut and run" where they cut the strap so I picked one with an extra heavy duty strap.

Bought it in Chiang Mai, Thailand, have been to at least eight countries with it, here, USA, and SE Asia, no problems. I always wonder, do you think the appearance Invites trouble or not?

The saying I always keep in mind when I'm in areas with many desperate people is "Look like you would be more trouble than you are worth and that doesn't mean you look like you would be any trouble".

[Elvis 2008]

My question is, if these girls get pregnant from BBFS, do they even have the financial resources to get you to paternity test? How will they even find you after you switch hotels / accommodations for the umpteenth time? How will they even know your real name?

The post below is the reality you have to deal with. Yeah, I know. Why does she get to be pro-choice and not you? It does not matter.

At that point its not about you or the mother. There's an innocent child. Are you so evil, selfish, and irresponsible to be asking these questions?

This is the attitude you are going to have to deal with. I do not like it but it is what it is.

Your best option is a vasectomy. Your second best option is to buy Plan be which is OTC both here and in Colombia (and it is cheaper there) and have her take the pills in front of you right after sex. Also, when you finish, make sure you leave your load / leche on the outside. Your third option, which is the worst, is to ask when she had her period. If she had it two weeks ago, you are in the danger zone.

Also, you should ask a girl what would happen if she got pregnant. Most will tell you if they would keep the kid or not. I do not think I would go bare with a woman who said there was no way she would have an abortion. I do not always ask, but I probably should.

[Lucky Nuts]

If you meet the testing requirement for entry no quarantine is required. As for whether or not the quarantine is enforceable, it doesn't need to be. If you're supposed to be in quarantine and for any reason the police decide to stop you, something they have been known to do, and besides asking to see your passport they ask for your test results, at the very least you're going to pay a significant fine and undergo enforced quarantine. At the end of the quarantine your best outcome is they take you to the airport and remind you that you're not welcome back for an extended period of time.

Of course chances are nobody asks anything, but the penalties for not adhering to the quarantine, if required, begin at about double the cost of getting a PCR test and they go way up. Either get the test, do the quarantine or stay home.

A couple days ago the police in Laureles were on setenta stopping anyone looking non-resident taking their ID and calling in on the radio. I watched from my apartment above and assume they were verifying not on the quarantine list.

[Osteoknot]

Flame has been subbing for La Gacela who is out with COVID. Flame has been great about inviting her friends over and the one today, Lolli, was the best so far. As a lot of guys have said, they don't have to be the best looking to be the most fun. She was super cute, but her personality is what put her at the top. Oh, the innocent lollipop instantly turned into a tussi spoon as soon as she saw pink, I had not seen that before, jajaja. I got so fucked up on beers and that I told Flame that I wanted her to go down on me while I ate her friend's pussy, but I didn't know how to position everybody, jajajajajaa that neverhappened to me before. To make matters worse, I start trying to contort myself toward Lolli's pussy on the bed while Flame is doing the Soft Swirl position with her knees on the pillow at bedside. That ain't going to work! OMG it was hllarious. Fortunately, being the experienced yet young (legal) girls they were, Flame directed me flat on my back, legs spread, she went down on me while Lolli straddled my face and leaned on the wall at the head of the bed. That transitioned to Flame riding me cowgirl, while Lolli was still riding my face. We quit after about 20 minutes when everyone was ready for more. That was the highlight of an all day affair. Lots of laughs. Oh, the mirror. A great $7 investment. The girls are always looking at themselves, dancing, hot chicks get turned on by looking at themselves. Hotel installed it for free, got it at the Dollar Store next door. ROI incalculable, jajaa. For all you striving forensic foto pathologists, the giant ass foto is Mia, who left just before Flame and Lolli arrived.

[Surfer500]

I have read about chicas and their lawyers reaching across the borders to and into US courts (who are eager to cooperate because the expect the same cooperation from Colombian courts over whatever). This means that they get the judge and they get subpoena power and they will find out what they need to know, unless you have some way of staying at a room with out showing an ID, one guy screwed up really bad because the girl he got pregnant was not exactly a woman yet, so after they took his home and car etc to cover his child support, they took him and he is cozied up in cell COT right about now with his muscle-head lifer boyfriend Javier. Bottom line though is that because you have to show your ID everywhere you stay in a foreign country,(and that's one of the reasons you have to show ID), they will find you. You can discount the chicas intelligence all you want but once she gets a lawyer and she will because someone will tell her to, then you are dealing with the whole legal and government machine of resources.

Sounds a little far fetched and begs the questions who actually dumped the load into the woman that caused her to become pregnant and how do you prove whose load it was. Just because two people where in a room together doesn't prove that the guy in the room was the one who impregnated her. Am I missing something here?

[Mojo Bandit]

I would think if there is a hooker in South America that does BB, then she uses some kind birth control. You don't see a bunch of foreign babies running around like you do in Philippines and Thailand.

I agree with you. Used to be the strong sense of Catholicism in Colombia discouraged birth control. But even in the last ten years the chicas in Colombia have gotten more into birth control then before in huge numbers, most of them get the shot so they last 3 months. They are relatively cheap also.

My question is, if these girls get pregnant from BBFS, do they even have the financial resources to get you to paternity test? How will they even find you after you switch hotels / accommodations for the umpteenth time? How will they even know your real name?

I have read about chicas and their lawyers reaching across the borders to and into US courts (who are eager to cooperate because the expect the same cooperation from Colombian courts over whatever). This means that they get the judge and they get subpoena power and they will find out what they need to know, unless you have some way of staying at a room with out showing an ID, one guy screwed up really bad because the girl he got pregnant was not exactly a woman yet, so after they took his home and car etc to cover his child support, they took him and he is cozied up in cell COT right about now with his muscle-head lifer boyfriend Javier. Bottom line though is that because you have to show your ID everywhere you stay in a foreign country,(and that's one of the reasons you have to show ID), they will find you. You can discount the chicas intelligence all you want but once she gets a lawyer and she will because someone will tell her to, then you are dealing with the whole legal and government machine of resources.

[Osteoknot]

That's a clear explanation. Now let me clear it up further.

I don't remember the age, but as a child, every Colombian gets an official ID card. This ID is good up to the 18th birthday. Then they are supposed to go to Migracion and apply for a cedula. When they do that, they get a letter called a Contrasea, which is used along with the original ID for identification until they can pick up their cedula at Migracion. At that time they are supposed to surrender the ID. All this takes about 2 weeks.

The original ID isn't valid without the Contrasea. The Contrasea isn't valid without the original ID. One common practice is for a girl to "lose" her ID when she gets her cedula. The "lost" ID ends up in the hands of a sister or cousin, who tries to use it until she is old enough to get her own cedula.

Gringos look at it, check the date and assume she's old enough, but most aren't. That's why San Peter Apartments won't let them in.

When in doubt, ask to see the cedula. Flip it over and check the birthday.

I heard that when a Colombian turns 18 and applies for a cedula, they can pick any given name they want, they only have to keep their maternal and paternal surnames. If that's true, it's brilliant. It means no one ever gets stuck with a name they hate because of goofball parents, and they can change it to whatever they want instantly and legally when they turn 18, built into a preexisting process. Unverified.

Gratuitous Foto From Today.

[MarquisdeSade1]

Everyone should post when they observe or have first hand knowledge of an incident involving a foreigner. The reason I say this is because we need a constant reminder of the dangers in Colombia, and it's just not in El Centro, and Poblado, but everywhere.

You can never let your guard down, no matter where you are, and when you least expect it, you can get jacked up.

Put dcbornrob into utube, he made a video about a tourist (monger?) killed near parque Lleras Christmas eve 2020 for his fone.

[Surfer500]

At that point its not about you or the mother. There's an innocent child. Are you so evil, selfish, and irresponsible to be asking these questions?

The post was ludicrous to begin with, imagine a knocked up hooker trying to find a long gone John. I think the post was a intended as a joke.

[Mr Enternational]

My question is, if these girls get pregnant from BBFS, do they even have the financial resources to get you to paternity test? How will they even find you after you switch hotels / accommodations for the umpteenth time? How will they even know your real name?

I would think if there is a hooker in South America that does BB, then she uses some kind birth control. You don't see a bunch of foreign babies running around like you do in Philippines and Thailand.