Medellin Reports

**Osteoknot** · 02-03-21 06:12

Uber going strong during COVID. Yeah, we all know the chicas ask for taxi fare home and keep the change. Uber seems stronger to me now than before when I was here in 2019. I haven't sent a chica all the out to Bello yet, but my average Uber bill to send a chica home is less than 3 bucks. That's about half the 20 mil COP they usually ask for. I got no problems with saying Uber or No. Ciao', Ostee.

We don't say "Counterfeit" in Colombia King of the Counterfeiters, we say "Replicas" because it sounds better. These knock-off sunglasses for Flame bought El Centro way, were the bomb. 6 bucks, very high quality.

**Surfer500** · 02-03-21 04:14

Originally Posted by MarquisdeSade1 [View Original Post]

They revoked my Passport, I fought and got that back and they went after my professional license and drivers license.

If you hunt or fish they revoke those licenses et al, as well.

This is getting confusing, Federal and State authorities were after you taking away your Passport and going after your other licenses.

It would be good to know what happened to you so others don't find themselves in this predicament.

From what you described, somebody could lose their forms of identity lterally grounding you, like being put on a no fly list.

**Knowledge** · 02-03-21 02:18

It looks like you are well prepared for the anal adventure with that Costco sized supply of toilet paper.

Originally Posted by Osteoknot [View Original Post]

I hit them both raw / bareback. Soft Swirl and Piel Perfecta. They have both offered up their asses. I'm in no hurry but will post graphic shots when it happens.

Sexy Dexy spent all afternoon here yesterday. Killer fotos coming of her incredible tiny ass in PINK and slot pussy. La Gacella was supposed to spend the night tonight which would have been our first night together, but she wimped out at the end again. She is still not recovered from COVID, plus I wouldn't put it past her to be practicing a little cock-blocking to try and keep me alone at nights. But we know who is always good for a last minute let's-fuck-get-high-and-bring-a-friend, Flame is on her way over now for the cost of a taxi, guest fee, get high, and I bought snacks so no domicilio tonight. BTW, you give a chica a roll of TP and she will act like it's made of gold leaf. The chicas steal the TP all the time so I just give them a roll, jajajajajaa.

Check out this foto of Soft Swirl entering my hotel. Look at that effin posture. Purrfekt. She did not know anyone was watching. 100% natural. La Gacela supine.

Ostee Out.

**MarquisdeSade1** · 02-02-21 22:32

Originally Posted by Flak3 [View Original Post]

Not according to the federal agency overseeing the collection and enforcement of international child support obligations.

USA Department of Health and Human Services Office of Child Support Enforcement (OCSE).

330 see Street SW.

Washington, DC 20201.

They revoked my Passport, I fought and got that back and they went after my professional license and drivers license.

If you hunt or fish they revoke those licenses et al, as well.

**Mr Enternational** · 02-02-21 19:24

Originally Posted by SankarShetty [View Original Post]

Last year I made an account in CC but did not pay and never been able to connect with girls over CC. I am planning to pay and play with it now since I got a trip up in a few weeks.

Hoping to harvest some GFE providers or semi-pros.

If you are looking for normal chicks to date then Cupid is the way. But since you are looking for hookers then you are marching in the wrong direction. Sure there will be a few scattered about, but who goes to an Indian restaurant looking for a steak when they could just pull up in a Brazilian steakhouse and have a plentiful variety of steaks to choose from. Go get your hookers from the places you already know that hookers are.

Originally Posted by JohnnyO [View Original Post]

When you're there just a few quick messages and ask them to meet you there really is no need to set up anything ahead of time, most of these girls are doing nothing anyway.

Most hookers are doing nothing anyway. Regular chicks have jobs to go to and are busy. I do not know 1 normal chick in Colombia that just sits around everyday. Every chick I know either has a job or is in school. And it has been that way since my first day setting foot in Colombia 16 years ago.

**JohnnyO** · 02-02-21 18:35

Originally Posted by MojoBandit [View Original Post]

Came across this article that discusses the various places in Medellin to get a Covid test.

https://medellinguru.com/pcr-test-covid-19-test/

Here is an excerpt " We recommend Clinica Las Americas in Beland, which has a drive through test with relatively fast results. One Medellin Guru reader went at 9 am for a PCR test and had results in 5 hours but this depends on how busy the lab is. Normal processing is up to 48 hours. Clinica Las Americas has a lab onsite. So, there is no need to send the test to a lab elsewhere. ".

My flight out was on a Monday and I needed test results within 72 hours of landing in Europe. Got my girl to call Proanalabs on Cr. 49 also mentioned in the article you referenced. They confirmed they opened on Sat from 7-9 am and would have results back either that same night or the next day which I was worried about because I did not think there would be any lab processing over the weekend. I left my apartment at 8 am and did not check my email as the wifi was down. Proanalabs were very friendly and professional, I had to use the translator to explain that I wanted to take the test as late as possible as I would be close to my 72 hour limit, she explained that the latest would be 9 am.

Got back to my apartment and checked my email, there was an email at 7. 30 from KLM saying they changed my flight from Monday to Tue which would invalidate my test, 30 minutes before I left and I always check why emails in the morning. Luckily KLM which I recommend were great and suggested I fly out on Sunday so my test would still be valid.

Later that Sat night while having a nice dinner out with the girl I got the negative results back with the test time at 1330. Total damage 240,000. Excellent service from them which I recommend.

Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]

Your probably better off to work on your Spanish skills as CC will probably be a waste of time for unless your young, handsome, and fluent in Spanish, as the members, with exception of a few, are semi-pros.

Surfer I would partly agree with you. Tomorrow I will do a full write on my whole experience but for now I will just respond to the OPs q about CC. My experience with CC was hit and miss. Talked to a girl for weeks before arriving, she was a total letdown, she stayed over night and I didn't even bang her. Also very briefly talked to another girl, just a few quick exchanges before travelling. Without putting any more effort in I just asked if she wanted to come over during lock down and she agreed, she became my most regular and reliable girl with no mention of fees and she really made my trip.

My advice would be to not waste any time on CC before your trip. Whilst your're there and actually in Medellin girls will be more responsive. I think the long drawn out conversations over weeks are just a time killer. And really not beneficial. When you're there just a few quick messages and ask them to meet you there really is no need to set up anything ahead of time, most of these girls are doing nothing anyway. Also CC is a great way to improve your Spanish and pick up some useful phrases.

**Surfer500** · 02-02-21 17:49

Originally Posted by MojoBandit [View Original Post]

Came across this article that discusses the various places in Medellin to get a Covid test.

https://medellinguru.com/pcr-test-covid-19-test/

Here is an excerpt " We recommend Clinica Las Americas in Beland, which has a drive through test with relatively fast results. One Medellin Guru reader went at 9 am for a PCR test and had results in 5 hours but this depends on how busy the lab is. Normal processing is up to 48 hours. Clinica Las Americas has a lab onsite. So, there is no need to send the test to a lab elsewhere..

Another option is to get tested at the Airport. They just started offering both Antigen and PCR tests there and you need a boarding pass to get tested.

I see this as a good alternative for the antigen test being able to get quick turnaround time a few hours before a flight, however the PCR test takes a while, hence better to get the day before departure in town. There's an article in yesterdays Vivir In Pobaldo about all of this, and the Clinica Las America you mentioned, did you mean Bellen versus Beland, as I'm not aware of this barrio.

**Mojo Bandit** · 02-02-21 06:28

Came across this article that discusses the various places in Medellin to get a Covid test.

https://medellinguru.com/pcr-test-covid-19-test/

Here is an excerpt " We recommend Clinica Las Americas in Beléand, which has a drive through test with relatively fast results. One Medellin Guru reader went at 9 am for a PCR test and had results in 5 hours but this depends on how busy the lab is. Normal processing is up to 48 hours. Clinica Las Americas has a lab onsite. So, there is no need to send the test to a lab elsewhere. ".

**Surfer500** · 02-02-21 04:07

Originally Posted by SankarShetty [View Original Post]

In the last three trips, I have been to casas across multiple neighborhoods, got FB chicks to visit from Bello to Robledo, have been able to navigate Gustos and Park Lleras.

I have also had some luck with mileroticos- mostly flakes from chicas and got scared once when unable to locate a chica house in Envigado at 11 in the night.

Last year I made an account in CC but did not pay and never been able to connect with girls over CC. I am planning to pay and play with it now since I got a trip up in a few weeks.

Hoping to harvest some GFE providers or semi-pros. Unfortunately perennial issues still apply. Not able to spend a ton of time weeding through fake profiles or chat extensively. Poor Spanish skills, can start and hold small conversations but that's it. Perhaps I should skip CC and and spend the time and effort to improve my Spanish skills. Mongers with CC experience, please advise.

Your probably better off to work on your Spanish skills as CC will probably be a waste of time for unless your young, handsome, and fluent in Spanish, as the members, with exception of a few, are semi-pros.

**Osteoknot** · 02-02-21 03:35

Originally Posted by Bobbyson [View Original Post]

Please tell me you hit that raw.

I hit them both raw / bareback. Soft Swirl and Piel Perfecta. They have both offered up their asses. I'm in no hurry but will post graphic shots when it happens.

Sexy Dexy spent all afternoon here yesterday. Killer fotos coming of her incredible tiny ass in PINK and slot pussy. La Gacella was supposed to spend the night tonight which would have been our first night together, but she wimped out at the end again. She is still not recovered from COVID, plus I wouldn't put it past her to be practicing a little cock-blocking to try and keep me alone at nights. But we know who is always good for a last minute let's-fuck-get-high-and-bring-a-friend, Flame is on her way over now for the cost of a taxi, guest fee, get high, and I bought snacks so no domicilio tonight. BTW, you give a chica a roll of TP and she will act like it's made of gold leaf. The chicas steal the TP all the time so I just give them a roll, jajajajajaa.

Check out this foto of Soft Swirl entering my hotel. Look at that effin posture. Purrfekt. She did not know anyone was watching. 100% natural. La Gacela supine.

Ostee Out.

**SankarShetty** · 02-02-21 01:42

In the last three trips, I have been to casas across multiple neighborhoods, got FB chicks to visit from Bello to Robledo, have been able to navigate Gustos and Park Lleras.

I have also had some luck with mileroticos- mostly flakes from chicas and got scared once when unable to locate a chica house in Envigado at 11 in the night.

Last year I made an account in CC but did not pay and never been able to connect with girls over CC. I am planning to pay and play with it now since I got a trip up in a few weeks.

Hoping to harvest some GFE providers or semi-pros. Unfortunately perennial issues still apply. Not able to spend a ton of time weeding through fake profiles or chat extensively. Poor Spanish skills, can start and hold small conversations but that's it. Perhaps I should skip CC and and spend the time and effort to improve my Spanish skills. Mongers with CC experience, please advise.

**HelloIm** · 02-01-21 22:00

Originally Posted by Turgid [View Original Post]

My greatest fear about impregnating a Colombian chica and not fulfilling fatherly duties is that she has a daughter who then becomes a working girl and then have you guys banging my daughter.

OMG, I'm crying! Thank you Turgid for that.

**Surfer500** · 02-01-21 17:13

Originally Posted by LoveItHere69 [View Original Post]

You will have a horrible time because you have obviously done no research what-so-ever to ask such a huge generic shotgun blast type of question. Some people are so amazing!

This is the most polite way of saying to read the fucking forum I've ever read!

**Lugnut** · 02-01-21 16:47

Originally Posted by Nicky233 [View Original Post]

Get that vasectomy my man. Got one three years ago and it's been downright LIBERATING. Fucking bareback without a single worry of "is she on birth control" or "what if pulling out doesn't work this time" is on a whole 'nother level. Don't need to take the girls' word for birth control anymore. Don't need to buy them plan be anymore.

Best money I ever spent. Didn't even take my shoes off; pushed my pants down and laid on the table and ten minutes later, I was getting ready to leave. Took one ibuprofen for pain in the afternoon and that was it. Huge improvement in sexual satisfaction, never having to worry about a pregnancy. GET A VASECTOMY.

**Vitrea** · 02-01-21 16:44

Originally Posted by SpaceChimp [View Original Post]

I've been elsewhere in Colombia, but trying to get to Medellin for a while. I have an unexpected free week next week and seems like it could be a good opportunity to go. I'd be flying from the US for. 5 night trip. I'm comfortable with Spanish and can get around the scene fine, but with COVID and the testing requirements is it a really bad idea right now?

I would say yes. I have been traveling quite a bit myself. (I am enjoying perks of traveling without crowds in airline lounges, shorter lines, easy to find mileage tickets and upgrades on flights etc) And the testing is also not a huge hassle. I have done it so many times now, I am used to it. Testing on US soil is free. Returning from CO, get an Antigen test for 160,000 mil pesos. Results are emailed within a few hours or within 24 hours. Do the online declaration forms several hours before departure. A good friend of mine almost missed his flight coming in to CO because he could not find USA on the pull down menu. Look for Estados unidos. LOL. Happy and safe travels.