Medellin Reports

[Kafka]

Or an insurance ripoff.

I went on another board and told guys that making it rain 2 k bills in La Isla that it's not a good idea.

You don't go to another country and flash your goods and show off.

"The loudest in the room is always the weakest".

These guys come to a poorer country and think they're going to show up locals?? They don't realize many Colombians don't fuck around.

I'm not saying don't dress nice or have a little flash in your fashion. But NEVER bring your valuables such as a watch or real shiny jewelry.

If I bring my 50 k Rolex my arm woulda been chopped off for sure. I respect the country and it's people. And try to respect other mongers by keeping the price within reason.

But it's obvious this trip with guys who came across some new money don't know how to act.

[Surfer500]

Why would a foreigner who is not operating a business or purchasing property need a Colombian bank account? Every once in a great while I use it to pay a business that doesn't accept credit cards sort of a barrio paypal. Everybody accepts cash of course.

They should not need one whatsoever, but another poster was talking about how easy it is for a foreigner to open a bank account in Colombia which isn't the case.

[Sangnyc21]

Fancy name brand clothes. I am sure they had their expensive phones out texting, talking, and taking pictures. And all that jewelry. They were begging to be robbed and some guys did what they asked for. These guys were so far beyond stupid that I can not calculate it on my computer. Let us just say, "Infinity and Beyond".

They deserved it plain and simple.

I went on another board and told guys that making it rain 2 k bills in La Isla that it's not a good idea.

You don't go to another country and flash your goods and show off.

"The loudest in the room is always the weakest".

These guys come to a poorer country and think they're going to show up locals?? They don't realize many Colombians don't fuck around.

I'm not saying don't dress nice or have a little flash in your fashion. But NEVER bring your valuables such as a watch or real shiny jewelry.

If I bring my 50 k Rolex my arm woulda been chopped off for sure. I respect the country and it's people. And try to respect other mongers by keeping the price within reason.

But it's obvious this trip with guys who came across some new money don't know how to act.

[Osteoknot]

Man I think you are doing really well without much Spanish.

Thanks for the compliment, particularly from you. The Google Translate Web page will still give you voice translation when the App will not, if your WiFi or Internet connection is weak, so I keep both ready. You can always use the text translation function as long as you have any Internet or WiFi. I went through at least three dedicated pocket translator devices before my novia Cat Girl stomped my last one to death when she saw fotos on my fone she did not like for the umpteenth time, jajaja.

The Google Translate App is my Go To. If you decide to buy a pocket translator (Amazon, obvio), I suggest one that does NOT always require a WiFi connection and can function from memory. The Google Translate App is far from purrfekt, and can even get a little glitchy or wonky at times. IMO, they tried to install too many features in the Google Translate App instead of just concentrating on converting conversational Spanish in real time.

With that local chica last night, way more than half the time we did not have to use the translator. When two bodies want to fuck, the language is universal, jajajaa. In the one month I have been here I am speaking a lot more Spanish than when I arrived. It takes effort. If we go by the conventional functional fluency standard of 5,000 words for native speakers without higher education, then I am probably 20% fluent. At 2,500 words you can almost always get your meaning across although the translation would be awkward and even comical. I have been lazy and not applied myself as I could have. Finding a chica who likes to teach you Spanish and correct your pronunciation is gold. I am already getting laid to my heart's content, so it's hard to get motivated with Spanish lessons, and I understand why mongers don't bother. But language fluency is a game changer, that is obvio.

I am relocating here permanently. I will quickly become fluent by osmosis. The possibilities then boggle even my mongering mind. Last night, I was fantasizing about sitting here on my balcony and randomly hailing down pussy as they walk by, jajajaja. Nice fantasy with the potential of becoming reality. Ostee Out.

Cat Girl and I reconnected yesterday for the first time this trip in El Centro. Her ass got fat but she is still hot as fuck. She had one of her hot bisexual novias with her, see foto. After she ghosted me by being in Cartagena (on my dime) when I arrived here a MONTH ago, I told her that I vacated her Number One spot in my line-up, and the best I can do is work her back in at Number Five, jaja. She has to earn her Numero Uno position back. She told me to fuck off.

I managed to stave off the tears of joy when I first saw her at the El Gato statue at Botero Park. I still love her so we will do the dance for a while and see where that leads but I will never lose self-respect for any other human, and I love my options. Her latest novia is hot as fuck and I want a three-way. Tall, tiny ass, and she draped herself all over me while we walked El Centro with Cat Girl on my other arm. As Always, Life Is Beyond Good In Medellin. Cat Girl has already countered with, I can have other chicas as long as I do not get her "sick," meaning STD's. Medellin is the cleanest locale I have ever mongered, on six continents, laid on seven. The United States is waaaaaaay more risky for disease than here, which is yet another good argument for legalization of prostitution.

Some Random Recent Fotos. I Have Given Up Trying To Keep Up With Posting Fotos.

[JjBee62]

My only rebuttal is assuming that every monger views skinny European chicas as Hot and all thicker girls as less hot. I really think when some BM's post these statements they are projecting the kind of girls they like on the individual who reads the post. I do not want a skinny petite little woman. I want a big butt and I cannot lie! Pollo Negro is out!

Fortunately, the bajitas are lower priced.

[Sangnyc21]

LOL. Welcome to someone who doesn't need your money. My bet is she is probably making pretty damn good money not fucking anyone. Thanks to selling videos and pics and that bullshit. Screw the guys payiing for that shit. Bye bye medellin market. Enjoy medellin while you can folks. Tiimes change and even the big spenders will one day realize they've been outspent by others.

Lucky for me I prefer the less "attractive" "thick" girls who come over for 150 k.

Yea the guys who pay for virtual relationships is so unreal.

Like how did you become intelligent enough to make a good living yet this dumb when it comes to women. Makes no sense.

It's like their offended to be offered pay for play then come out and say some dumb shit like I won't come out for less than 600 mil.

Meanwhile they use to charge 200-250.

I'm all for people bettering themselves in life. But don't play stupid and act disrespectful when we both know exactly what we're doing here.

[Nounce]

They may not have the smallest asses or tightest pussies or Dream Queen Cum Bodies, but they fuck for real and they have personality and enthusiasm and that can make all the difference. And when the lights are off you ain't goin' by looks, just by feel. Oh yeah, and they fuck for free.

Man I think you are doing really well without much Spanish.

[LoveItHere69]

$52,600 in jewelry and $8400 worth of cell phones and clothes.

Fancy name brand clothes. I am sure they had their expensive phones out texting, talking, and taking pictures. And all that jewelry. They were begging to be robbed and some guys did what they asked for. These guys were so far beyond stupid that I can not calculate it on my computer. Let us just say, "Infinity and Beyond".

They deserved it plain and simple.

[Nounce]

I usually will skip these two, especially the ones with long gift list.

She blocks me on Seeking after she confirmed I was on her wp. This is not unusual but she did a weird thing that she changed her user name before blocking me.

[Knowledge]

Why would a foreigner who is not operating a business or purchasing property need a Colombian bank account? Every once in a great while I use it to pay a business that doesn't accept credit cards sort of a barrio paypal. Everybody accepts cash of course.

So if I have this correct, you're saying that you can walk into any Colombian bank, inform them that your a foreigner (hard to believe they wouldn't know) , and be able to open a savings account with no maintenance fees. This is not as easy as you think. Bancolombia has no "free" savings accounts as they charge monthly maintenance fees along with other fees, and being able to make a direct transfer from an American bank to a Colombian bank requires that the USA bank has an existing relationship with the Colombian bank. Wells Fargo has a relationship with Bancolombia with strict dollar amount transfer limits and I bank with them in Colombia and WF in the USA, and it took me a few months to get set up to do this, as they needed to confirm the accounts on both ends. And at the end of the day the exchange rate was so bad I never utilized it, so I would just pull money out of my USA accounts with my ATM cards and deposit into my Bancolombia account.

Additionally, no Colombian bank will allow a foreigner to open a bank account without a Colombian Cedula, with the one exception I'm aware of, where a foreigner can open an account with their Passport, which I did as a student at EAFIT in the Bancolombia branch at the University. If any foreigner shows up with their Passport at a Colombian bank expecting to be able to open a bank account, it's highly unlikely there going to be able to do so.

So if you have done what you say you've done, which bank in the USA was it, and to which bank was the money transferred to in Colombia, as this would be very helpful for others to know.

[Elvis 2008]

Is seeking arrangements any good in Medellin? Seeing a few girls on there that looked better than what I would normally come across the last time I visited.

I also saw two dime pieces in the Bogota section as well. Let's say I wanted to visit Medellin for a week or two and use the website to basically rent a GF for that time period, good website to arrange such a thing or no?

No, if you are there for a week, seek out the working girls and find one you look and rent her out.

Seeking girls no show, have fake or exaggerated pics, can be excessively greedy, and might not fuck you. About one in four are keepers. If you are planning on only seeing her for one week, you are wasting your time. Purpose of seeking is long term.

[Nounce]

Is seeking arrangements any good in Medellin? Seeing a few girls on there that looked better than what I would normally come across the last time I visited.

https://www.seeking.com/member/5410e...f-e8959c189e49

https://www.seeking.com/member/5308e...a-ae624f2eea60

I also saw two dime pieces in the Bogota section as well. Let's say I wanted to visit Medellin for a week or two and use the website to basically rent a GF for that time period, good website to arrange such a thing or no?

It's good but it really depends on your style and taste. The pictures may not be accurate. I usually will skip these two, especially the ones with long gift list. So I told her I am going to buy her a new pair of pants if I see her to replace the one she was wearing that was torn. She took the humor well.

[Surfer500]

They may not have the smallest asses or tightest pussies or Dream Queen Cum Bodies, but they fuck for real and they have personality and enthusiasm and that can make all the difference. And when the lights are off you ain't goin' by looks, just by feel. Oh yeah, and they fuck for free.

Most of the guys on this board, perhaps 99% of them wouldn't go with the girl whose pictures you posted, even if for free. Although I wouldn't do your "friend", even if it was for free, I do have a few girls of higher quality with nicer bodies that most guys on this board wouldn't do either because there not beauty queens face wise. But once the lights are dimmed, you have to ask the question, what's the real difference at times, your typically not fucking their faces.

Attitude, performance, enthusiasm, and personality negate how pretty a girls face needs to be at least for me but for others their selection criteria starts with how pretty of a face they have, and there is noting wrong with that.

I can totally relate to where your coming from.

[Black Page]

Even in the States I don't answer my door without a gun in hand;

Especially in the USA! In most civilized countries you will not even consider to own a gun.

[Mr Enternational]

My buddy just sent me an article where 5 Americans were robbed inside of their Poblado hotel just before 6 am Monday. The robbers were dressed as law enforcement. It leaves several unanswered questions. I would assume there were room invasions seeing the time it was and the things they got away with. 2 passports, $6200, $52,600 in jewelry (why even bring that to the country), and $8400 worth of cell phones and clothes.

This is why I do not answer fixed phones or doors if I am not expecting anyone. A few weeks ago in the Domimican Republic I was staying in an airbnb and someone kept knocking on the door one night. I was not saying a word to let anyone know I was inside. My girlfriend kept trying to go answer the door. I finally had to snatch her ass after I kept telling her not to but she kept insisting. The next day I found that it turned out to be the landlord that was looking for a key. MF you better send a message in whatsapp. Don't just come banging on the door for 1 hour. Even in the States I don't answer my door without a gun in hand; this story is exactly why.

https://www.qhubomedellin.com/notici...JD9zkdXaZV_vm4