Medellin Reports

[Surfer500]

Thanks for the general advice. I'm not buying to invest, but to eventually live in Medellin. I don't think I'll need a lawyer since I do have some trustworthy paisa friends who live in Bello who can guide me on the ground when I return in a few months. I carry 2 passports (Panama & USA), so I can theoretically live all year in Colombia by maxing the 180 days on both passports. I would have to leave country 1-2 twice a year, which I plan to do anyways once I'm settled in Medellin full time. Those that asked why I'm buying if I'm not living there yet, why not! I have a network of good pros and non pros and I can look into renting it out. But I don't need the rental income, so I can keep the apt empty if I want to or maybe even let a non pro I've known for years stay on the free just to take care of it.

And I'm not even looking at gringo areas like Poblado or Laureles. Obrero / Niquia / Cabanas are the top 3 barrios on my list in Bello. Hot chicks just everywhere, even after all these years in MDE, girls in Bello just on a different level. Sabaneta in the south is also on my list. It's a nice and chill town and close to Envigado / Poblado as well. So it's either up north or down south for me.

Sounds like you are in an enviable position, and have disposable income as well. However as "trust worthy" as you think your Paisa friends might be, you really should have a Colombian lawyer who handles real estate transactions to guide you as it is not a straightforward process for a foreigner versus a citizen buying real estate, and you could be in for some very unpleasant surprises. As far as your motivation to live in Medellin full time, totally enviable as I mentioned and hat's off to you in preparing to do so.

[RiceRocket99]

I took an Antigen test within 3 days of my departure flight. It was 110 mil plus 13 mil for domicilio. A guy came to my apt at a predetermined time and swapped my nose and I got results within 6 hours and they guarantee results within 24 hours. Communication all done in Whatsapp and in Spanish. +57 (315) 467-7121. It's called Unidad Medica Centrolab.

Entering USA was easy, just make sure to have digital copy of test results as they check at Colombia airport and at any international transit stop. Never seen an almost empty customs/immigration line when I transited through Houston (btw wish all the Texans the best).

The CDC has stated a required quarantine for a incoming air passengers entering the US. What was your requirement and what was you told upon entering the US. Your answer can be helpful.

[PolloNegro]

Thanks for the general advice. I'm not buying to invest, but to eventually live in Medellin. I don't think I'll need a lawyer since I do have some trustworthy paisa friends who live in Bello who can guide me on the ground when I return in a few months. I carry 2 passports (Panama & USA), so I can theoretically live all year in Colombia by maxing the 180 days on both passports. I would have to leave country 1-2 twice a year, which I plan to do anyways once I'm settled in Medellin full time. Those that asked why I'm buying if I'm not living there yet, why not! I have a network of good pros and non pros and I can look into renting it out. But I don't need the rental income, so I can keep the apt empty if I want to or maybe even let a non pro I've known for years stay on the free just to take care of it.

And I'm not even looking at gringo areas like Poblado or Laureles. Obrero / Niquia / Cabanas are the top 3 barrios on my list in Bello. Hot chicks just everywhere, even after all these years in MDE, girls in Bello just on a different level. Sabaneta in the south is also on my list. It's a nice and chill town and close to Envigado / Poblado as well. So it's either up north or down south for me.

But clearly you do not know about the Colombian squatters law. You have never had any rental problems in Medellin? I would never allow anyone to stay in my property if I was not Colombian. Don't fool yourself about friends in Colombia! In 4 years I have 2 friends from this Board and my current girlfriend, other than that, everyone I have ever met in Colombia has had a motive. The greatest concern about buying a property in Bello came from my girlfriend and the owner of the home that I was going to buy in Bello. Even the owner made me aware that everyone in the neighborhood pays a "Vacuna" a protection tariff to the local / neighborhood bosses. My girl quickly made me aware that she was afraid and did not know how much the Vacuna would be, especially being in a relationship with a Gringo. So good luck on obtaining property in Colombia. My only advice is make sure you have your legal ducks in a row! Pollo Negro is out!!

[Surfer500]

For GF status I don't accept off-limits, in the long term. In the short term, I will work with you. Without getting into whole numbers (punny), 80% of the time anal it is the girls idea, not mine. I've had lots of fun with girls who won't. And more fun with chicas who will. Cat Girl is tiny, muscular and tight so I am going to take it slow and easy and start with just a pinky finger. I call her Cat Girl not just because she rocks a cat suit better than Michelle Pfieiffer, but she is very cat-like in real life. For one thing, she can sleep for 16 hours in a day as natural as your or I cross the street. When she says "ouch" then I gently pull back and slide back and forth and do small circular motions with my finger.

Yikes is that peanut butter your using to dilate her with. Again, too much information, and I wasn't serious in my post about you taking photos and posting them, and I can't stop you, and when you actually get to put your Johnson in her, well it's questionable whether it might even fit, and if it does, she may yelp loudly, perhaps out of pleasure. LOL.

[RiceRocket99]

Thanks for the general advice. I'm not buying to invest, but to eventually live in Medellin. I don't think I'll need a lawyer since I do have some trustworthy paisa friends who live in Bello who can guide me on the ground when I return in a few months. I carry 2 passports (Panama & USA), so I can theoretically live all year in Colombia by maxing the 180 days on both passports. I would have to leave country 1-2 twice a year, which I plan to do anyways once I'm settled in Medellin full time. Those that asked why I'm buying if I'm not living there yet, why not! I have a network of good pros and non pros and I can look into renting it out. But I don't need the rental income, so I can keep the apt empty if I want to or maybe even let a non pro I've known for years stay on the free just to take care of it.

And I'm not even looking at gringo areas like Poblado or Laureles. Obrero / Niquia / Cabanas are the top 3 barrios on my list in Bello. Hot chicks just everywhere, even after all these years in MDE, girls in Bello just on a different level. Sabaneta in the south is also on my list. It's a nice and chill town and close to Envigado / Poblado as well. So it's either up north or down south for me.

Some things to consider if your thinking of buying an apartment in Medellin. Are you buying as an investment, or just a place for yourself. Based on the amount of money you want to spend, you won't be able to buy a very desirable "gringo rental property" if at all in Poblado, but in Bello you can buy something very nice if just for yourself. If done properly you should be able to obtain an investment visa for a period of one to three years from which you can obtain a Cedula. If you were investing upwards of 200 K USD you could obtain a resident visa, which basically is a green card. As far as bringing any money into the Country, you need to engage a Colombian attorney to correctly register the monies coming into the Country, if not, it will be very difficult to get your money out of the Country. You said you hadn't plan to retire just yet, but if you work remotely, and are in Colombia more than six months a year, your considered a tax resident and must file just like a citizen. As far as buying property in Medellin, it's like the wild west with no "exclusive listings", there will be multiple agents representing sellers and different prices posted and they don't have Escrow companies, and the due diligence is performed by attorneys, and lots of gringo's get burned. So my general advice to you is as follows: Find a top notch Colombian attorney after you have done your research. But this will be a challenge because to become an attorney in Medellin you only need a degree, and there's no bar or exam to license someone as an attorney, so most of them are not competent and may be dishonest. Good Luck.

[Nounce]

I'm sorry but this girl is incredibly ugly.

She is fine. She just need a different pair of glasses.

[VsebudetNY]

What are the current requirements to visit Medellin Colombia now.
Thanks.

You can check it here for any destination, based on your passport and country of departure:

https://canitravel.net/countries/col...=united-states

[GasparLeMarc12]

Thinking of a trip to Medellin. How is the situation currently, as far as Covid restriction etc? I am vaccinated so I'm OK traveling but just don't want to be bored with everything closed. Any info is appreciated.

[Junior11]

This guy did a recent video that gives a tour of the streetwalking scene in El Centro. It also has 2,252,425 views as of my watching. It is popular. He is obviously very familiar with where to find the chicas. I bet he is reading this right now LOL. I made a map that shows where he walks in the video for anyone interested in seeing the area and interested in knowing exactly where he is in case you want to retrace his steps, I used the Snipping Tool to make a map, and me trying to write with the mouse is chicken scratch but it works. He has spliced the video in sections when he went to other location so I used a color system on the map to show his paths. I marked his first path in purple color as he comes off of Calle 51 and turns and walks down Carrera 53 then crosses the street and doubles back on the other side of street for that same block, then he turns down Calle 51 opposite side where he started to go down beside Veracruz Church, turns in front of the church and on up to Botero Plaza and marked start with an 'X', then he completes that walk right next to the cultural center where the metro line runs next to it. This is at the 6:05 mark and restarts as he approaches the Raudal corner which I have marked in light blue, he turns right down Carrera 54 and walks a ways then cuts the video again. At 7:05 he restarts the last little section in front of the museum on Botero Plaza, a path that I marked in red and he turns beside the museum down Calle 52 and turns left on Carrera 53 and almost to Calle 51 from where he started.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1Fq27d_fWQ

Great find for those looking to see what Centro is like from their couch. Your annotations will help those interested to explore in vivo.

[Mr Enternational]

I am of the belief that at this moment, Medellin for those who can get here, is probably the best mongering destination available on the planet right now. With Asia basically shuddered because of the quarantine requirements, where else can you go with so many mongering venues and options available,

Brazil for sure.

[Surfer500]

The problem before was that the whole world was almost closed off and there was nowhere to monger, now as a handful of mongering destinations open up the problem is that, at least in parts of Europe we are almost closed off from outbound travel. I can't speak for every country in Europe but at least where I am and in the UK non essential travel is not allowed.

As far as I am aware they cannot physically stop you from leaving but harsh penalties await you upon your return, a fine of up 2000 euros and up to 10 years in jail, yes 10 years in jail although I highly doubt that would actually happen but at this point they are not messing around and I have heard of numerous people being stopped by the police just before getting to the airport, fined and told to return home.

As well as that KLM one of the few airlines going to Colombia transit through Amsterdam where 2 tests are required, even just for a 1 hour layover. A 72 hour test and a rapid test 4 hours before. If you return to the UK from a red list country which Colombia is on, the there is mandatory hotel quarantine costing 1750 pounds, others are also pushing this through now..

What you have described is a real "eye opener" as to how tough it is for guys in Europe who want to travel. In the USA you can come and go as you please, and Medellin is easily accessible from the USA with no quarantine requirements and only a PCR test for entry, and the majority of mongers do come from the USA versus Europe. If I had to guess I would say no more than 10%-15% of the foreign mongers in Medellin come from another Country besides the USA.

I am of the belief that at this moment, Medellin for those who can get here, is probably the best mongering destination available on the planet right now. With Asia basically shuddered because of the quarantine requirements, where else can you go with so many mongering venues and options available, basically Medellin is wide open right now with no lockdowns albeit with some very limited nighttime curfew restrictions. And it's a total buyers market. So based on this, more and more guys are looking and coming to Medellin as evidenced by all the newcomers and their posts, albeit a lot of guys are also staying on the sidelines because of the Pandemic, and rightly so.

So in your case, your smart to come and stay a while having to go thru so much hassle to get to Medellin.

My only advice to you is to confirm that the airline your flying on will allow you to fly with only purchasing a one way ticket. I know for a fact in the USA from which I fly they confirm at least on COPA and Jetblue that you have a return ticket or that you have residency.

[ColombiaLover]

Depends on where and for what. Certainly you can find places that are cheap. They may or may not be in the best barrio or the best building. My advice is to avoid buildings that have mostly 3 or 4 bedroom places. What you'll likely get are placed where four chicos or chicas have rent the rooms in the place. Or where a large family. There may or may not be the type of people you want to live near. Certainly, Colombians can be super noisy. You pay for exclusivity and porteros and quiet (that said, even buildings like Blux can be very noisy). That said, you can get some nice places in Sabaneta and Itagui for a decent price with less likelihood of living with folks who are not similar to attitude or behavior.

On the other hand, take a look at the ridiculous selling prices in Poblado or even parts of Laureles. Over-valued IMO. Agree that you need to find someone to represent you who hides your "gringo" identity. So you don't get screwed on price.

Is it only 60-80 k for an apartment in Medellin?

[ColombiaLover]

As any of you know from reading my posts, I like to explore the barrios to some extent. Manrique, Aranjuez, Laureles, etc. But one place I usually do not go is Bello, let alone live there. I would only recommend someone with a lot of experience in Colombia as well as someone willing to take some risk and do homework on the neighborhoods. On and off for the past several years, parts of Bello have been very "hot" (meaning gangs, guns, drugs), with lots of flare-ups. I know some girls well who are from Bello and tell me to avoid, especially places like Paris. That said, there are rewards if you feel you can tolerate the risk. Back in the days when the Mansion had hot chicas, most of them seemed to be from Bello. And you can find very inexpensive rents in Bello. Also be sure you don't look like a fool in front of the locals. Bello is NOT part of Medellin. It is it's own separate city.

Not many guys report much about Bello, maybe you can make a more detailed report about it for us, are you able to blend in like a local? Did you always feel like there was not going to be any trouble? I have seen some Youtube videos of an area in Bello near Madera Station looks like it is called San Jose or La Florida on Google maps and that area where the guy was partying was crawling with gorgeous babes, it actually put Lleras Park to shame in that area, but of course very much a local vibe and not sure if any were pros who would go home with a Gringo. The guy that made the videos was dark haired and fairly dark complexion so he probably blended in okay at a glance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZlLEmYOgME&t=504s

[LoveItHere69]

In Centro the locals appear to hate the police. When the police make an arrest the locals surround them and record everything the police do (not the person being arrested). Even getting up into the police's faces. But I do not really remember that happening when there is a fight or something that happens between locals. There was a foreigner who started recording two locals fighting which is stupid in itself to have a phone out in a large group of 30+. During or after the fight the locals turned on him for making a recording. Locals surrounded him yelling and he nearly got into a fight but slipped away. He is a little scared of the immediate area of where it all happened for now.

[Osteoknot]

Too much information. You better have a highly quality silicone lubricant ready as it looks as though if you even have a pencil size dick it's going to take a while to get it all the way in and be able to move around and if your doing that bareback which I'm not suggesting, but if you did, you might pop quickly being within such tight constraints. I think there's an anal section on ISG which isn't in my wheelhouse but perhaps they can give you some pointers on this.

So if it was a virgin pussy you would be doing I guess you would say you were going to be popping a cherry. I'm sure there's some terminology for virgin asshole popping and I would not want to be a fly on the wall watching while your dilating what looks like a pin hole to something like a thick cucumber. Make sure you get lot's of photo's to post, hopefully nothing with any brown shit on it. LOL.

For GF status I don't accept off-limits, in the long term. In the short term, I will work with you. Without getting into whole numbers (punny), 80% of the time anal it is the girls idea, not mine. I've had lots of fun with girls who won't. And more fun with chicas who will. Cat Girl is tiny, muscular and tight so I am going to take it slow and easy and start with just a pinky finger. I call her Cat Girl not just because she rocks a cat suit better than Michelle Pfieiffer, but she is very cat-like in real life. For one thing, she can sleep for 16 hours in a day as natural as your or I cross the street. When she says "ouch" then I gently pull back and slide back and forth and do small circular motions with my finger.