Medellin Reports

**Gringo Trooper** · 02-21-21 20:01

I think we may have another SJobs type here again.

Move to Bello if you wish. Buyer beware, it will be a very humbling experience and I would never recommend that a foreigner stay in that area.

Be careful brother.

**RiceRocket99** · 02-21-21 19:00

I have paisa friends that know lots of people in gang circles and in the drug trade. That shit doesn't even bother or scare me. I might even join them and create a chino cartel or a chino plaza haha. Kidding aside, Bello does get a bad rep, even more so from their fellow paisas. I took a Medellin girl out in Bello to party it up at a bar and she got all paranoid about being robbed or drugged and wasn't comfortable with me talking to random people because they were young, hot, and buzzed haha. Well, that was a mood killer because that place was popping with good music, hot chicks, cheap drinks, and even cheaper party favors. I had to finish her back at my newly renovated Bello apt I was renting for $18 USD a night. You guys can stay in Poblado / Laureles / Envigado, which doesn't really mean it's that much safer considering the recent robberies. Bello is not for the average MDE visitor, and probably not even for most MDE vets. But it's all to each his own and we all roll different and that's what makes MDE una chimba hpta! In the words of Pollo Negro. Chino Amarillo is out!

Originally Posted by GeneHickman [View Original Post]

Happy you are confident and have friends. People talk within communities. Its a matter of time before it catches the ear of someone that has gang power that there is a gringo with $$ around town, it doesn't have to be someone in your circle that lets that information out, if you live somehwere people just come to know in time. Organized crime works by targetting people with the biggest possible payday. A gringo apartment owner who parties in Bello is simply going to end up on their radar and an irrestible target sooner or later.

**JohnnyWalker55** · 02-21-21 18:21

Originally Posted by Bill [View Original Post]

QUOTE=JohnnyWalker55;2533496]Another great day in MDE.

She says 40 k, I got two twenties. Perfect. I know I say I usually just give 50 k but if I have the change in bills I take the deal.

But not fat at all. In gym clothes. Alejandra. She says 40 k, I got two twenties. Perfect. I know I say I usually just give 50 k but if I have the change in bills I take the deal.

end QUOTE

This is typical of screwing up the price structure and raising prices. You got guys perpetuating the gringo attitude of -so cheap compared to home.

Just a couple years ago reports of mongers accepting the going rate of 15 and 20 k for a street girl then giving tips or rounding off or doubling because its -so cheap compared to home.

Another one is the -pay first mentality with street girls.

Yeh I know, its your money and blah blah but when street girls and casa prices increase to 100 k and 250 k for a quickie, and more reports of cash and dash loss of upper hand etc., look in the mirror and figure out why LOL.

Boo hoo.

Plenty of girls still offer 20-25 k. Just the ugly ones.

If some chick decides she's going to hold out for everything over 40-50 k she's going to be standing there all day while all the other chicks undercut her. Basic economics.

Sorry you don't like I sometimes throw an extra 2. 50 usd instead of haggling over the price of a pack of gum to fuck a smoking 19 year old.

**Bill** · 02-21-21 17:19

QUOTE=JohnnyWalker55;2533496]Another great day in MDE.

She says 40 k, I got two twenties. Perfect. I know I say I usually just give 50 k but if I have the change in bills I take the deal.

But not fat at all. In gym clothes. Alejandra. She says 40 k, I got two twenties. Perfect. I know I say I usually just give 50 k but if I have the change in bills I take the deal.

end QUOTE

This is typical of screwing up the price structure and raising prices. You got guys perpetuating the gringo attitude of -so cheap compared to home.

Just a couple years ago reports of mongers accepting the going rate of 15 and 20 k for a street girl then giving tips or rounding off or doubling because its -so cheap compared to home.

Another one is the -pay first mentality with street girls.

Yeh I know, its your money and blah blah but when street girls and casa prices increase to 100 k and 250 k for a quickie, and more reports of cash and dash loss of upper hand etc., look in the mirror and figure out why LOL.

**Chicafan** · 02-21-21 17:12

Originally Posted by GeneHickman [View Original Post]

Happy you are confident and have friends. People talk within communities. Its a matter of time before it catches the ear of someone that has gang power that there is a gringo with $$ around town, it doesn't have to be someone in your circle that lets that information out, if you live somehwere people just come to know in time. Organized crime works by targetting people with the biggest possible payday. A gringo apartment owner who parties in Bello is simply going to end up on their radar and an irrestible target sooner or later.

And not even the attention of high level guys. They may be too busy. It's the lower level punks that are even most likely to cause harm and in Bello's barrios there is no insulation from them.

**GeneHickman** · 02-21-21 16:40

Originally Posted by RiceRocket99 [View Original Post]

Makes sense, always better to be on safe side and have a lawyer in case any surprises come up and knowing MDE, shit always tend to happen more often than not. True, trustworthy def not a trait I would use to describe a typical paisa. I'm pretty much going to do this on my own, and the paisa friends are just there for on the ground advice nothing more.

Happy you are confident and have friends. People talk within communities. Its a matter of time before it catches the ear of someone that has gang power that there is a gringo with $$ around town, it doesn't have to be someone in your circle that lets that information out, if you live somehwere people just come to know in time. Organized crime works by targetting people with the biggest possible payday. A gringo apartment owner who parties in Bello is simply going to end up on their radar and an irrestible target sooner or later.

**MongerHunger** · 02-21-21 11:15

Originally Posted by RiceRocket99 [View Original Post]

I took an Antigen test within 3 days of my departure flight. It was 110 mil plus 13 mil for domicilio. A guy came to my apt at a predetermined time and swapped my nose and I got results within 6 hours and they guarantee results within 24 hours. Communication all done in Whatsapp and in Spanish. +57 (315) 467-7121. It's called Unidad Medica Centrolab.

Entering USA was easy, just make sure to have digital copy of test results as they check at Colombia airport and at any international transit stop. Never seen an almost empty customs/immigration line when I transited through Houston (btw wish all the Texans the best).

I take it that they are not enforcing the 7 days quarantine requirement to enter the US as stated.

**JohnnyO** · 02-21-21 11:03

Originally Posted by JohnnyWalker55 [View Original Post]

Another great day in MDE.

Eat and rest, go to casa Cuba. FYI, this place ALWAYS gives bbj the 5+ times I've been. It must be a policy, the dude who runs the place is a total pimp, you can tell. Nicole, 30 min 45 k, probably 20 year old paisa. Skinny and fat ass. BBBJ, great service.

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Good report again. When you say casa Cuba, do you mean Hotel Balcones de Cuba?

**Osteoknot** · 02-21-21 09:44

Originally Posted by GasparLeMarc12 [View Original Post]

Thinking of a trip to Medellin. How is the situation currently, as far as Covid restriction etc? I am vaccinated so I'm OK traveling but just don't want to be bored with everything closed. Any info is appreciated.

And there is ten times more activity now than when I arrived. Everything is open for business. Today I saw my first shoe shine peddlar and that ain't bad.

**Osteoknot** · 02-21-21 07:12

Tonight, this very camera shy chica is as tall as me, probably would have a good shot at kicking my ass in a fair fight. Fortunately, she's a lover and not a fighter. Regular girl, cost me cab fare.

**RiceRocket99** · 02-21-21 05:24

Yes, Bello is very dangerous. Please stay far away (wink wink).

Originally Posted by Questner [View Original Post]

Makes sense to know the terrain. Bello: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9sjTSqKWHs.

**The Tall Man** · 02-21-21 04:51

For the love of mercy gawd help all of us that call Medellin our home.

There are so many venues and options available for chicas in Medellin that maybe in 50,000 years of evolution the men of the future here in Medoland will have evolved into being born with 5 dicks as you need them and more so if you live here.

No where in my life would I have ever thought that I would be turning down young fresh cuties that are being offered to me via friends or friends of friends. Just today talking to my good Colombian buddy as he is in a motel with a cutie and she (a paisa) has her best friend wanting to meet me and I turn it down because I just dropped off my all nighter at her apartment and need to rest.

Oh for the love of god.

You know it was a good afternoon when it ends like this photo, this was 2 days ago, which is 2 paisas showering together in my apartment after a 3 hour visit to my place, what did I pay, listen up you all weekend warrior mongers, I gave them 120 mil each plus 20 mil taxi. Total GFE, both together in my bed (not girl on girl) as I play with them both, fun and great attitudes. No drugs, no alcohol just good natural fun.

Much love and respect to all.

The Tall Man.

**Knowledge** · 02-21-21 04:14

2 things: walking through Prado at any time of day in any condition is scary as fuck & the guy at Balcones de Cuba is funny, he's a good guy.

Originally Posted by JohnnyWalker55 [View Original Post]

Another great day in MDE.

Woke up, tinto and empanadas. Etc.

Head to botero nice and early, make rounds, all the chicks know my face as that's my go to relax spot, some avoid eye contact as they know I'm a degenerate monger fucking everyone there, others say Hi como estas etc.

I milk an aguila as I'm just looking for eye candy, on the corner on the backside of veracruz is a pale thicc paisa, probably 5'4 140, but not fat at all. In gym clothes. Alejandra. She says 40 k, I got two twenties. Perfect. I know I say I usually just give 50 k but if I have the change in bills I take the deal.

Great fuck, she was into it. I find that earlier in the day, the chicas like taking dick better as they haven't really fucked anyone.

Eat and rest, go to casa Cuba. FYI, this place ALWAYS gives bbj the 5+ times I've been. It must be a policy, the dude who runs the place is a total pimp, you can tell. Nicole, 30 min 45 k, probably 20 year old paisa. Skinny and fat ass. BBBJ, great service..

**JjBee62** · 02-21-21 03:14

Originally Posted by RiceRocket99 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the general advice. I'm not buying to invest, but to eventually live in Medellin. I don't think I'll need a lawyer since I do have some trustworthy paisa friends who live in Bello who can guide me on the ground when I return in a few months. I carry 2 passports (Panama & USA), so I can theoretically live all year in Colombia by maxing the 180 days on both passports. I would have to leave country 1-2 twice a year, which I plan to do anyways once I'm settled in Medellin full time. Those that asked why I'm buying if I'm not living there yet, why not! I have a network of good pros and non pros and I can look into renting it out. But I don't need the rental income, so I can keep the apt empty if I want to or maybe even let a non pro I've known for years stay on the free just to take care of it.

And I'm not even looking at gringo areas like Poblado or Laureles. Obrero / Niquia / Cabanas are the top 3 barrios on my list in Bello. Hot chicks just everywhere, even after all these years in MDE, girls in Bello just on a different level. Sabaneta in the south is also on my list. It's a nice and chill town and close to Envigado / Poblado as well. So it's either up north or down south for me.

Sabaneta is nice, but a lot of the apartments are up some nasty hills. Cabanas is nice. Some great little local restaurants and quiet neighborhoods up there.