Medellin Reports

**MiamiSammy** · 03-13-21 16:45

Medellin or La Jonquera? I'm trying to decide on my next trip, and the current choices are Medellin and La Jonquera. Has anyone visited both? Pros / cons of each, including the economics- price of girls as well as lodgings and food? Spain has an edge right now due to some of the cultural aspects, but Medellin is tried and true and never disappoints. Thoughts?

**RacShack** · 03-13-21 16:24

Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]

It's not totally clear yet on this, it was a court ruling that was made, not s decree by the Colombian Government. And I think the Government would be foolish to drop the testing requirement at this time given what's occurring in Italy and Brazil because of the new variants. The last thing anybody want's is the return to the weekend shutdowns. It's one thing to have late night curfews, but lockdowns during the day or starting early evening is not good.

Any update on this information? The Colombian website still says it's required as of early this morning, anybody with new news about, usually MR E is up on this stuff and most of time correct, not that's is a deal breaker anymore because it's so easy to go get tested with no lines in Florida as of the moment, was in and out of (done in car throat swabbed) in less then 15 min and results back very next day via text results!

**TheNakedIndian** · 03-13-21 03:16

Originally Posted by Nclpimp [View Original Post]

There's is a girl Mary (21 yo) that is doing comuna13 graffiti tours. She is charging 50 k or if you want to do the metro cable cars tour that is also available, not sure on the price. Its a legit tour. Other companies sell the same tour for 90 k. The best thing is she also sells pussy / ass after the tour. Her whatsapp is +5732XXXX410. I think she's worth it. At least to get out of Poblado a bit and see sexy ass.

Anyway to get the what's app? Feeling oddly touristic rn.

**Knowledge** · 03-13-21 03:10

Should you choose to become a Centro rat, this is the fate that awaits you. The photo shows real live providers at Ground Zero, unobscured faces and all. I did not bother to obscure their faces because they work the Botero / Veracruz stroll on a daily basis. No shame in their game.

So drinking game alert, take a shot for each time you reckon Pollo Negro or Surfer have been with any of them. But seriously, consider how dolled up these girls could be with the benefit of an hour or two with Slapshot's credit card. Full disclosure, confession of a Centro rat, I may have smashed in more than one case.

**Surfer500** · 03-13-21 03:02

Originally Posted by JohnnyO [View Original Post]

From reading some of your reports I think your security routine is about the same as mine but I'm wondering, if you go on a day trip, for example Guatap, do you take your main phone with you?

Whenever I go out of town for an overnight trip, like to Santa Fe or San Geronimo, yes I do take my main phone with me, and am super careful with it as I don't take my laptop, and need to be connected. But for a day trip only, if you have a local phone I wouldn't bother taking your main phone.

**Paulie97** · 03-13-21 02:32

Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]

Yes, befriending the locals by buying them booze goes a long way, and you were able to work the El Centro scene, and able to reap the rewards of that, however your an exception. Very few members here would be comfortable walking around El Centro late at night, and it sounds as though your experience was a "cake walk" for you.

El Centro is dangerous, and I believe more so than other City's of the same size if your a foreigner. If you can pass looks wise as a local, and not draw attention as being a foreigner, that's huge as you will be less of a target, at least not somebody walking around with a bulls eye on them. I personally fall into that category, but I don't walk around El Centro late at night because whether I'm a foreigner or not, and whether I can pass as a local or not, everybody walking around there is prey.

I believe it's relatively safe to be out late at night, such as in front of the bars around Avenida De La Grief and other areas where there are lots of people out. But outside of heavily populated areas not a good idea.

Something I am sure your cognizant of, is that it's one thing to be-friend the locals, and it can open doors for you, yet word will get out about you, and your fortune could change in a heartbeat. I befriend people all the time, but not in El Centro.

You sound very experienced, yet most guys on this board won't stay where you stayed and be out late at night, versus the idiots mentioned in the previous post being totally clueless of their surroundings and ignorant, hence they got jacked up, and rightly so for being pompus.

Very diplomatic of you Surfer, to compliment Sammy and analyze the pros and cons of his methods. However there's about as many pros to it as there are to jumping in a swamp full of aligators. "Yea the water's nice and warm, moonlight through the trees, lots of nice folk here if you know how to play the game. " LOL.

**JohnnyWalker55** · 03-13-21 00:03

Originally Posted by DogLife [View Original Post]

Great news! Now only if the US govt ends its covid test for returning back to the country, I'll be in the next flight.

Hahaah just get on the flight dude, it literally takes a half hour to do the test for the way back. Hell you can even get to the airport that same day two hours early, they test right there for like 80 k cop.

**DogLife** · 03-12-21 23:21

Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]

Word is that the Covid test is no longer needed to enter Colombia.

"porque las entidades sanitarias argumentaban que la circulacin del virus en su momento ya era libre en todo el mundo y no solo en los aeropuertos"... Duhhh

https://www.radionacional.co/noticia...sar-a-colombia

Great news! Now only if the US govt ends its covid test for returning back to the country, I'll be in the next flight.

**JohnnyO** · 03-12-21 23:18

Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]

About a week ago I checked into the PP and they checked my ID which I carry a photocopy of, and my Chicas ID. When I went there earlier this week that didn't ask for any ID's at all. I have heard of other guys having problems as well, and prior to the Pandemic, one time they gave me a hard time. I have a Colombian Cedula, and presented both a photocopy of my Cedula, and my USA Passport, and the gal at the front desk apparently was new and was in disbelief that a foreigner could have a Cedula and she took a photocopy of it and sent it to her boss who immediately confirmed I was good to go, and of course they didn't ask the Chica I was with for anything.

So the answer to your question is, it will depend on who's working the front desk.

Additionally, your better off to carry a color copy of your Passport along with a photocopy of the date of entry into the Country. With this you should not be denied entry anywhere at a short time Hotel, and the PP is one of the few that does checks ID's. Also, others have reported that lots of places are requiring the Venezuelans have copies of their Passports to get into places but these are overnight Hotels. Next time ask the girls before you go with them whether they have a Cedula for the Colombians, or a Passport for the Venezuelans before you go with them. And if they don't, and they appear to be older and of legal age, ask them where to go, but I personally will not go to any of the short time hotels without hot water, towels, and are clean. I may have low standards, but am not going to use the use the 5 and 6 K scabie / bed bug infested rooms unless it's for a blowjob with only my dick sticking out of my pants, but I haven't done that in a while.

Also I advise against carrying your cell phone with you if it's an American cell phone. I hope this information helps.

Surfer thanks for the advice. Sounds like it might be better to stick to zona rosa, hot water, towels, porn on the TV and around a 3 hour limit in the room as well as no ID check. As for vennies, in April I'll be staying in an apartment without a portero because that really spoiled my fun last time, although I won't be taking randoms back to my apartment, only chicas I trust and have road tested first.

About the cellphone, mine along with my bank cards normally don't leave the room. I only take some small cash for the day and a cheap burner phone for ordering ubers and collecting numbers, can't afford to lose my main phone. From reading some of your reports I think your security routine is about the same as mine but I'm wondering, if you go on a day trip, for example Guatapé, do you take your main phone with you?

**Surfer500** · 03-12-21 22:59

Originally Posted by MrEnternational [View Original Post]

Word is that the Covid test is no longer needed to enter Colombia.

"porque las entidades sanitarias argumentaban que la circulacin del virus en su momento ya era libre en todo el mundo y no solo en los aeropuertos"... Duhhh

https://www.radionacional.co/noticia...sar-a-colombia

It's not totally clear yet on this, it was a court ruling that was made, not s decree by the Colombian Government. And I think the Government would be foolish to drop the testing requirement at this time given what's occurring in Italy and Brazil because of the new variants. The last thing anybody want's is the return to the weekend shutdowns. It's one thing to have late night curfews, but lockdowns during the day or starting early evening is not good.

**Surfer500** · 03-12-21 22:54

Originally Posted by MiamiSammy [View Original Post]

Someone posted a Youtube video that mentioned this, and said a lot of it was people getting their cell phones jacked on Botero Plaza, although evidently one guy got stuck with a knife. The last I heard the cops were coming back along with the tourists.

For the record, I spent my first week in Medellin at the Casa Royale hotel up the block from the Iglesia, right by the Metro. I was out many nights into the wee hours, and have walked through much of El Centro late. It's no more or less dangerous than any other city of that size at that time of night, which is to say you can find yourself in a bad situation quickly. I had the good fortune of being befriended by the block jefe the first night, which not only offered a lot of protection but some great partying right outside the door of the hotel. One tip- you'd be amazed how far the gift of a bottle or two of aguadiente to some of the regulars in your orbit. For five or ten bucks you can not only tap into the community, but you'd be surprised how eagerly tips on when to catch the hottest ladies or the odd local goodies are shared. Just don't be a dar papaya- low hanging fruit.

Yes, befriending the locals by buying them booze goes a long way, and you were able to work the El Centro scene, and able to reap the rewards of that, however your an exception. Very few members here would be comfortable walking around El Centro late at night, and it sounds as though your experience was a "cake walk" for you.

El Centro is dangerous, and I believe more so than other City's of the same size if your a foreigner. If you can pass looks wise as a local, and not draw attention as being a foreigner, that's huge as you will be less of a target, at least not somebody walking around with a bulls eye on them. I personally fall into that category, but I don't walk around El Centro late at night because whether I'm a foreigner or not, and whether I can pass as a local or not, everybody walking around there is prey.

I believe it's relatively safe to be out late at night, such as in front of the bars around Avenida De La Grief and other areas where there are lots of people out. But outside of heavily populated areas not a good idea.

Something I am sure your cognizant of, is that it's one thing to be-friend the locals, and it can open doors for you, yet word will get out about you, and your fortune could change in a heartbeat. I befriend people all the time, but not in El Centro.

You sound very experienced, yet most guys on this board won't stay where you stayed and be out late at night, versus the idiots mentioned in the previous post being totally clueless of their surroundings and ignorant, hence they got jacked up, and rightly so for being pompus.

**Mr Enternational** · 03-12-21 21:00

Word is that the Covid test is no longer needed to enter Colombia.

"porque las entidades sanitarias argumentaban que la circulación del virus en su momento ya era libre en todo el mundo y no solo en los aeropuertos"... Duhhh

https://www.radionacional.co/noticia...sar-a-colombia

**MiamiSammy** · 03-12-21 20:19

Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]

Well I'm not sure what prompted you to write your report, but am assuming it is to warn others of the dangers of El Centro. For all the guys that got jacked up and robbed you mentioned, well they totally deserved it for being such morons.

Dangers abound everywhere in El Centro in the daytime, but much more so in the evening. It amazes me that guys would come into the Raudal area and have the DJ's play tunes for them. Colombia is not the DR where that could happen with no consequence. Again, total fucking idiots as you have pointed out, and they deserve what they had coming.

El Centro can be a goldmine if navigated properly, even by obvious foreigners, but it isn't for most.

Someone posted a Youtube video that mentioned this, and said a lot of it was people getting their cell phones jacked on Botero Plaza, although evidently one guy got stuck with a knife. The last I heard the cops were coming back along with the tourists.

For the record, I spent my first week in Medellin at the Casa Royale hotel up the block from the Iglesia, right by the Metro. I was out many nights into the wee hours, and have walked through much of El Centro late. It's no more or less dangerous than any other city of that size at that time of night, which is to say you can find yourself in a bad situation quickly. I had the good fortune of being befriended by the block jefe the first night, which not only offered a lot of protection but some great partying right outside the door of the hotel. One tip- you'd be amazed how far the gift of a bottle or two of aguadiente to some of the regulars in your orbit. For five or ten bucks you can not only tap into the community, but you'd be surprised how eagerly tips on when to catch the hottest ladies or the odd local goodies are shared. Just don't be a dar papaya- low hanging fruit.

**MiamiSammy** · 03-12-21 20:10

Originally Posted by Nclpimp [View Original Post]

There's is a girl Mary (21 yo) that is doing comuna13 graffiti tours. She is charging 50 k or if you want to do the metro cable cars tour that is also available, not sure on the price. Its a legit tour. Other companies sell the same tour for 90 k. The best thing is she also sells pussy / ass after the tour. Her whatsapp is +5732XXXX410. I think she's worth it. At least to get out of Poblado a bit and see sexy ass.

So nice to see a natural paisa ass- I can't imagine how a plastic surgeon could improve on that! I envy that tattoo artist as well. That had to be a good day's work, that. On a side note, don't you love the pubic art in Medellin?

**MiamiSammy** · 03-12-21 20:07

Originally Posted by SlapShot10 [View Original Post]

Spent waaaaay too many hours searching for a third, yesterday. A lot of "tomorrow" responses. After dinner, we got home and the power was out. Luckily, the jacuzzi was pre-heated, so we still had a chance to put something together. The rain was a concern, but it finally stopped for awhile. Around 1230a it came back on. One girl that looks pretty hot was on the hook but said she only will come over with her friend. That is always a terrible strategy for prepagos, but I guess it works enough for them to continue the practice. She asked how much, I said normally 100-150 and she said some shit about her friend doesn't think so. At that point, I had told Pinky that I was annoyed and we should have just gone for the sure thing and invited Ex-Wifey. She said, invite her then. Apparently, they had been chatting on Instagram earlier in the day. Not sure why or what about. Maybe something about Chaturbate, or gringos, or Plan B. No clue. Anyhow, Ex-Wifey said she was just relaxing at home, and within about 45 minutes she was here. I told the portero to let her in and give her the Rappi delivery of beers and Smirnoff Ice. I gave her the door code and told her to sneak up to the jacuzzi with a Smirnoff Ice for her and another for Pinky. She scared the fucking shit out of both of us when she silently appeared jacuzzi-side! We hung out in the jacuzzi for hours until the rain started, again. Then, it was off to the fuck room.

She brought her two new friends with her. She had to be up at 6 a for something, and my DiDi account shows she left at 5:36a. Fuck, I took a quick trip to Jupiter, at one point, but there is something special about the connection between the three of us. Just zero concerns, zero rules, zero condoms, zero hesitation. Fanfuckingtastic. I'm freshly showered at almost 1p, after going round three with Pinky. We had AMAZING sex at 6a, after she tried to give it to me about Ex-Wifey. It was (caveat: I have not seen this movie) some real 50 Shades of Grey shit. She was sending her friends pictures of her red ass cheek.

All-in-all, 77k for alcohol, and maybe 17k for DiDi roundtrip. Not a bad fucking night.

By my count that's just about $95 k COP for the whole show?? I get my second vacc on April 9, and I'm on a plane that afternoon!