Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

Where do you get your color copy of your passport with entry date done?

When you check into your hotel they always make a copy, always black and white that I have seen. Never been asked for a color copy anywhere, including by the Policia, but color looks nicer or if you have a reason. Anywho, simple matter to ask the desk clerk when she is already making one copy to make two. Usually they don't charge or maybe 2 mil COP, something cheap like that. Works every time. If you don't speak Spanish pull it up on your phone ahead of time. I have them put the picture page on one side and the stamp page on the other side.

Ostee Out.

[The Tall Man]

And now I have it all ear-marked for pussy.

So $1,400 with an exchange of 3,360 pesos to the dollar will yield 4,704,000 pesos!

At an average cost of 75 mil per pussy session this will yield 60 plus fucks, that's 60 to 100 hours or more of fucking young fresh pussy hehehehe.

So thank you Uncle Sam and gawd help the future grand-kids of the US that will need to pay off this US debt.

Well we must provide stimulus to recharge the economy from the China virus and what better way to do so than to get the money straight into the hands that need it most.

How will you spend you stimulus check?

The Tall Man.

[JjBee62]

Hey guys,

Long time lurker and budding hobbyist.

I've been active in the US through classified ads like listcrawler and while traveling in Europe, but never really dived into the streets or any other medium. I want to branch out internationally and more exotic places and give Medellin a visit. I see a lot of you guys on here mention FB or SA, do you guys have any advice for a newbie in this area or wanting to get into the hobby internationally? Might this be too much of a jump for a newbie? Any advice would be greatly appreciated. I am aware of skokka and milerotico.

Here is the quick and easy advice:

Search Google for "Hotel M Medellin." That will take you to the website for the famous Medellin Mansion. You'll need to book your stay several weeks in advance. Book a week there. After the week is over you will have experience and contacts and you can decide if you want to jump into the deep end of the mongering pool.

[JjBee62]

Agree with Turgid.

Surfer, I'm sure many people are already hugely impressed by your knowledge and street-smart talent evinced by tons of similar posts. My hat off and respect to you. You are smart and exceptional guy, and everybody should know about it. As for the area, many gringos got robbed and stolen by the girls and gangs over there. They don't report these cases on this thread out of embarrassment. Only posts shown up here are about how smart the posters are and how much the girls admired them. El Centro is a dangerous area, local rateros slashed a gringo's neck last December. Plus a few more gringos were assaulted and their money and phones were stolen. They all happened during day. There is no any reason gringos should go there.

All the different guys who go to El Centro have all been lying for all these years. All of us get robbed almost every time, we're just too embarrassed to admit it. Time to tell the truth.

Of the 150+ times I've been to El Centro, I've been robbed 267 times. I've had over 200 phones and 30 million pesos stolen. Even worse, the one of a kind family heirloom ring that my great, great grandfather gave me just before he died was stolen, 67 times. I've been shot or stabbed in El Centro 118 times, 34 were fatal. I've also been raped 17 times, but I don't want to talk about that.

I remember one day, after a guy stole my phone and my money and killed me, I had to borrow money from him, just to buy a new phone so I would have something to give to the next guy who robbed me. I was so embarrassed.

Most people don't know this, but every 2 hours they send a fleet of dump trucks to haul out the thousands of bodies from people who were killed. It's gotten so crazy that they put up a big number sign in Botero Plaza. All the organized gangs show up in the morning and everyone takes a number, so they can all take turns robbing and killing people. The police are just there to make sure everyone waits their turn.

Do everyone a favor. If you've never been to El Centro, stop telling everyone what El Centro is like.

No, El Centro is not as safe as Disneyworld. The mice are slightly smaller and not as cute. However, admission is free and the cotton candy and ice cream are much cheaper in El Centro. There are also no minimum height requirements to ride any of the girls in El Centro.

[Osteoknot]

Yes, I call it the 1%. Jajaja. So much has happened that I gave up on any continuity to the story line about my relocating to Medellin. I went to the Mountain where Cat Girl was reared and where we are also building a casa and it was an amazing cross cultural experience that I loved and will never forget. Even in the remote Andes Mountains there was fun freaky-deaky sexual escapades. One of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen was sharing a postage stamp sized bedroom with Cat Girl and I with 2 twin beds crammed against the walls. Cat Girl's stud brother befriended her the first night, then returned the second night and boffed her in the bed 12 inches away from mine, jajaja. I was alone in my half of the room after a lover's quarrel with Cat Girl, she was sleeping with her mom. I was so close to this gorgeous chica getting nailed in the dark in the middle of the night, I could almost feel her breath, jajaja. Not exactly a mongering experience but worth writing about. I came back to Medellin ahead of Cat Girl and there are also a few random fotos including of the sisters from this past weekend for the Third Round with whom I have developed quite a natural three-way exchange. I am headed to Cali for a long weekend and I have a couple of scorching chicas lined up but as we all know, it is best not to plan ahead in Colombia so I will see what the offerings are when I get there.

[JjBee62]

Thanks. Is sexo sin condon what people mean on the boards when they say GFE? I thought GFE for mongers was just unrushed, kissing and BBBJ?

Sexo sin condon is just BBFS. I generally assume GFE to mean kissing including DFK.

[Zakmo]

Cali is better for BBW fetish. Medellin chicas are slimmer.

Thanks man. Now is Cali better for BBWs simply because Medellin skews towards slim chicks so Cali "wins" by default or is the demand for thicker women greater in Cali so the women flock there?

[BlackThought]

Anywhere in the US, with special emphasis on the Midwest. You can find them at Walmart.

If you would rather travel farther, the Dominican Republic is a good choice.

Those are obese women. While you can find obese women in Colombia, they're not as easy to find.

🤣128514;129315; Midwest Walmart jajajaj.

[BlackThought]

No doubt for some that's too heavy. I prefer a slimmer, curvy type of provider as well but every now and then I get a craving for a big heavy ass. LOL, brings out the animal in me.

But to the question: just want to know if Medellin is ground zero for that body type of if I should look elsewhere in Latin America (Brazil, Panama?, DR etc).

Cali is better for BBW fetish. Medellin chicas are slimmer.

[Surfer500]

But can you walk around naked? Jaja.

Seriously, that's something I picked up camping at empty campgrounds many years ago.

No you can't walk around nude here, sorry no guys with boners here to see!

And it's not like the Algarve in Portugal where the women play Frisbee topless on the beach, but there are some similarities with the Blue Lagoon in Iceland where the pools are heated by the underground thermal waters, but after paying $ 125 USD I left the Blue Lagoon after 45 minutes, just to phony where as here it's much more natural.

I just had a great session and came like a champ! Time to hit one of the five Charcos (pools) here, life is good!

[Wolf662]

Sorry, I can't see this beauty queen costing 50 K if she was working the Raudal area.

I don't scavenge in the Raudal area, yet the one in your photo's, at least something similar to that, can easily be had for 25 K around the Veracruz Church.

I have done 100's of circuits of both areas and been in most of the short term hotels on both strips and silicone Barbie dolls who could work at Fase II if they wanted are much more rare at Vera Cruz IMO. Be like finding a unicorn there.

[FloridaGuy123]

Hey guys,

Long time lurker and budding hobbyist.

I've been active in the US through classified ads like listcrawler and while traveling in Europe, but never really dived into the streets or any other medium. I want to branch out internationally and more exotic places and give Medellin a visit. I see a lot of you guys on here mention FB or SA, do you guys have any advice for a newbie in this area or wanting to get into the hobby internationally? Might this be too much of a jump for a newbie? Any advice would be greatly appreciated. I am aware of skokka and milerotico.

[Silver Turtle]

Agree with Turgid.

I highly advise readers especially newbies to disregard boasts by certain posters who report of going to dangerous areas and emerging unscathed. You can rest assured that that bravado exists only at their fingertips and keyboard. One can only imagine the nefarious motives that possibly exist within their warped mentality.

Surfer, I'm sure many people are already hugely impressed by your knowledge and street-smart talent evinced by tons of similar posts. My hat off and respect to you. You are smart and exceptional guy, and everybody should know about it. As for the area, many gringos got robbed and stolen by the girls and gangs over there. They don't report these cases on this thread out of embarrassment. Only posts shown up here are about how smart the posters are and how much the girls admired them. El Centro is a dangerous area, local rateros slashed a gringo's neck last December. Plus a few more gringos were assaulted and their money and phones were stolen. They all happened during day. There is no any reason gringos should go there.

Your just making excuses! Get off your ass and get to El Centro. The rooms at Premium Plaza are spotless and they have hot water and you get two towels, however you won't get a showerhead but probably a toilet seat. LOL.

As far as the personal hygiene, well after four years I've only encountered one stinky pussy. Make the Chica shower beforehand and soap up well.

And screw romancing the stone, and there is actually a hunt, your actually looking for buried treasure!

And don't worry about how many other guys these Chicas are banging? My lord, you don't think your crew of Barbie Dolls and Playboy Bunny's have lots of guys there banging besides you.

Enough, get the deed done!

[SlapShot10]

And don't worry about how many other guys these Chicas are banging? My lord, you don't think your crew of Barbie Dolls and Playboy Bunny's have lots of guys there banging besides you.

How dare you, Sir!

It sounds like his girlfriend does the hunting for him. I smell BS of someone who supposedly spends what you do but afraid to approach an easy street girl and spend $18 total for girl and room.

He is a fool to think his GF does not have several younger guys banging her like he is banging other chics.

I've pulled the trigger at New Life plenty of times, but just haven't made the leap for a Veracruz girl. As Surfer said, it's certainly not the money. It's got to be the environment. I'm not all horned-up walking around Centro. I'm on high-alert. Sensory overload, and not in a good way. I am not afraid to approach, I'm just not so intrigued by what happens after that. I think if they had a popcorn cart and reggaeton playing, I might be willing to sneak in to let off a few mighty roars. My chica lives with me, so if she has young guys banging her, she's doing a hell of a job hiding it. She was a lesbian for years, so I don't get the vibe she's looking for dick. She loves it when I tuck mine ;) But, of course, fair point, and more often that note, you can throw that shit at the wall and it will stick. Ex-Wifey did the hunting, for me, but Pinky doesn't enjoy that. She's just available when I find something, or her friends are all down to join. I guess, when I have that option always in my back pocket, it makes it harder to want to pop my cherry in Centro. That being said, I promise everyone I will do it and report back. Definitely not today, probably not tomorrow, maybe not before May, but I'll do it. Enough has been discussed. I like the blindfold kidnapping idea. Maybe we can arrange a group field trip, like the Slender Man!

Happy St Patty's!

[JjBee62]

I think Hotel Mairuba is cleaner and is cheaper. I think it is 12,000 COP for 1 hour but we will round up to 15,000 COP to be safe. It is right around the corner from where she stands. Seriously, a 20 second walk. I saw her during the lock down but never took her. She was one of the few that wanted 50 versus the normal 30. Struck me as a red flag. If she is unwilling to go right around the corner to a better hotel than the one she is standing in front of then forget about her. 50,000 her + 15,000 hotel = 65,000 COP.

It sounds like his girlfriend does the hunting for him. I smell BS of someone who supposedly spends what you do but afraid to approach an easy street girl and spend $18 total for girl and room.

He is a fool to think his GF does not have several younger guys banging her like he is banging other chics.

I expect it's more comfort level than fear. If he walks into a short time room and sees a roach run up the wall, it might put him off his game. If the girl peels off her panties and the room smells like the bathroom on a tuna boat, he may no longer be interested.

His MO is to have girls hang out in the jacuzzi, which helps to wash away any odors and exposes any hidden body damage. Picking a girl off the street, who knows how many hours she's been there, or how many guys have taken her to the room. Does she shower after each one, or just give the cuca a quick splash?

Why would his girl have several younger guys banging her? She's at least equally interested in girls and it sounds like she spends most her time in his condo. Most the girls I know who are working, have either one regular boyfriend, or none, and they have their customers. They aren't coming to Poblado to fuck a guy for money and then going back to Manrique to fuck 8 guys for free.