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Originally Posted by Nyezhov
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Glad someone understands my point.
What's the slang for anal sex BTW?
And shrimp I assume are camarones, octopus is pulpo and all the usual nouns?
I like his book a lot. No book on slang is ever current- if it's in print, it's not cool, but not everyone you'll run into is cool, and they really don't expect tourists to be hip. Just trying earns a few points, as you've pointed out. https://www.amazon.com/Dictionary-Sp...=UTF8&me=&qid=.
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Originally Posted by Mtljay
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I am thinking of using my points to stay at Hyatt Regency Cartagena. How guest friendly are they, can I call an escort or bring a girl from outside?
Jay.
Hotels are really dicey about bringing girls in, especially anything close to Venezuela. Best bet is to reserve your room for two people and stick with one GFE for a couple days. There are worse things-.
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Hyatt
My guess is there is zero chance that the Hyatt will allow you to bring in a non registered guest. I have a friend who stays yearly at the Hotel Santa Clara Sofitel and he has told me that bringing or sneaking in non-registered guests is strictly forbidden. This is true of almost all the hotels in El Centro and most in Bocagrande as well.
Originally Posted by Mtljay
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I am thinking of using my points to stay at Hyatt Regency Cartagena. How guest friendly are they, can I call an escort or bring a girl from outside?
Jay.
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Originally Posted by OnFireBoy
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Ok amigo I understand your point.
Mr. Happy? I suppose is pennis We use verga. Picha - Palo.
BBBJ?- Chupada o mamada sin condon.
Cum, load, spunk? = Leche or Semen for example: I spunked all over her face. LE eche toda la 'LECHE' en la cara.
Also we use the word 'Venirse' for orgasm or 'cumming' , for example: Me quiero 'venir' en tu cara. I want to come in your face.
The girls for orgasm say: Amor me 'vengo' - Amor me 'vine' .
Regards,
Onfireboy.
Glad someone understands my point.
What's the slang for anal sex BTW?
And shrimp I assume are camarones, octopus is pulpo and all the usual nouns?
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Hyatt Regency Cartagena
I am thinking of using my points to stay at Hyatt Regency Cartagena. How guest friendly are they, can I call an escort or bring a girl from outside?
Jay.
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Originally Posted by Nyezhov
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You think my Spanish is bad you should hear my Thai or Khmer.
But, I find that being as cute, cuddly and happy as myself as well as speaking the local language like a retarded baby triggers the maternal instinct in even the most hardened hooker.
Anyway, kidding aside, what is the local slang? Like for Mr. Happy? Verga? Machete? ?Or for BBBJ? Or chowder, drain baby's, cum, load, spunk? In Thailand it translates out as "water."
There has got to be local slang for anal, BBBJ, threesome.
I know in Germany I like chicks who are into naturseckt passiv LOL.
Ok amigo I understand your point.
Mr. Happy? I suppose is pennis We use verga. Picha - Palo.
BBBJ?- Chupada o mamada sin condon.
Cum, load, spunk? = Leche or Semen for example: I spunked all over her face. LE eche toda la 'LECHE' en la cara.
Also we use the word 'Venirse' for orgasm or 'cumming' , for example: Me quiero 'venir' en tu cara. I want to come in your face.
The girls for orgasm say: Amor me 'vengo' - Amor me 'vine' .
Regards,
Onfireboy.
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Seriously? What exactly is it that you think you wrote here?
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Originally Posted by Norbert61
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Pretty damned pricey but damn it looks like fun. Way too much fun for my sorry old ass to handle. Does anyone have any stories they'd like to share. I have seen places like this advertised in the DR but this looks way better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrYjKb7pVuQ
Sexisland. Co.
I await your hoots of scorn and derision. Yes I know it can be had way cheaper.
Whole country is a brothel and legal. If you have lots of money and a group of friends go there, hire a boat, spend lots of money and have fun at your leisure. No need to get a tour company to do it. Pretty willing girls are everywhere in Colombia.
If you are willing to throw money there are ways to have money anywhere in the world. I would not do it even if I can afford it. I prefer to go, hunt, have fun and learn from experience.
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Originally Posted by Norbert61
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Pretty damned pricey but damn it looks like fun. Way too much fun for my sorry old ass to handle. Does anyone have any stories they'd like to share. I have seen places like this advertised in the DR but this looks way better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrYjKb7pVuQ
Sexisland. Co.
I await your hoots of scorn and derision. Yes I know it can be had way cheaper.
Norbert, please do your due diligence before posting. The company is an absolute scam, and the event does not ever happen. They have cancelled all their BS "events"the day before and do not refund anyone's money. They just keep issuing refunds and tell you they will let you in on the next event. You cannot pay by credit card either to book. Please see this video on how many people reported to this guy about being scammed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukZk061nzRo
Do not give this scam company your money. Sorry for bursting your bubble but don't want anyone here to fall victim.
Just go to Cartagena yourself and you will have a blast.
SB.
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Originally Posted by Norbert61
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Pretty damned pricey but damn it looks like fun. Way too much fun for my sorry old ass to handle. Does anyone have any stories they'd like to share. I have seen places like this advertised in the DR but this looks way better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrYjKb7pVuQ
Sexisland. Co.
I await your hoots of scorn and derision. Yes I know it can be had way cheaper.
Scam. Nothing more nor nothing less.
The Tall Man.
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Originally Posted by MrEnternational
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Well what do you expect when you are asking chicks about THEIR dicks? You need to learn your possessive pronouns and verb conjugations before you go off trying to learn slang. Because the way your Spanish is, you have been "dealing" with transvestites along with the pimps, touts, beggars, hookers, etc.
Insulting as well as nonsensical.
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Sex Island
Pretty damned pricey but damn it looks like fun. Way too much fun for my sorry old ass to handle. Does anyone have any stories they'd like to share. I have seen places like this advertised in the DR but this looks way better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrYjKb7pVuQ
Sexisland. Co.
I await your hoots of scorn and derision. Yes I know it can be had way cheaper.
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Originally Posted by Nyezhov
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The boys at the clocktower will be disappointed. I've been dealing with pimps, touts, beggars, hookers, Gypsies, yobs and rateros for 35 years plus and never have any problem getting them to leave me alone after one approach, if they even get that close. It's an art that I couldn't teach you.
Well what do you expect when you are asking chicks about THEIR dicks? You need to learn your possessive pronouns and verb conjugations before you go off trying to learn slang. Because the way your Spanish is, you have been "dealing" with transvestites along with the pimps, touts, beggars, hookers, etc.
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Originally Posted by MojoBandit
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I am surprised the admin did not delete your post for typing all caps. It is against the forum rules.
The only thing I have ever seen mentioned is to avoid the Christmas Holidays as the chicas are going to be with their family during this period, also probably true around Easter. In summer I think there may be extra college chicas from other Colombian cities who fly into Cartagena to make some money, I have met chicas from Medellin, Bucaramanga and Bogota who said they are saving money for their college tuition in the fall. These chicas stay in apartments sometimes with a friend to share the rent. I have seen them walking to apartments in Laguito. With so many Venezuelan chicas and the locals and the chicas that fly in for a week or so to make some money, I am thinking the only slow times are around the holidays.
Avoid any holidays. Latinas in general and Paisas in particular have incredibly strong family ties, and they tend to get together on holidays regardless of what they do for a living.
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Originally Posted by Kafka
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The boys at the Clock Tower are going to have fun with you. Sin condon.
The boys at the clocktower will be disappointed. I've been dealing with pimps, touts, beggars, hookers, Gypsies, yobs and rateros for 35 years plus and never have any problem getting them to leave me alone after one approach, if they even get that close. It's an art that I couldn't teach you.
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