Medellin Reports

[Surfer500]

Go to Cendiatra (https://cendiatra.com/sede-medellin-aguacatala/) at Cra 48C #10, between EAFIT University and the Aquacatala metro station. They open at 6:30 am, and you can wait for the results, available in less than an hour. They also have a clinic just outside Laureles. I went there in February. The cost was 50 mil.

Thank You.

[Surfer500]

Might try Centrolab.com.co I stayed at the Mansion & they came to me did the test & results that afternoon for 110 K +13 k to come to me. WhatsApp # +57-315-467-7121.

Thank You.

[JohnnyO]

And for the the guys used to the DR with little to no Spanish speaking skills, well they are going to have a touch time plying the streets.

I feel like I have to get this off my chest and this is no disrespect to you personally surfer as you are one of the few stand up guys here who I hope I can eventually buy a beer some day, but I feel there are far too many posts on here proclaiming imminent doom if you don't speak Spanish and how much of a hard time you are going to have.

Yes I know this topic has been discussed in depth and from personal experience I don't believe this to be the case, now I am not saying its going to be the same experience speaking little to no Spanish as compared to speaking fluently because that would be just silly but what I am saying, is that it is not as bad as some of the recent posts have been making out.

I was used to mongering in Thailand where I would say in my own way I was an expert, having spent over 3 years straight there all over the country and speaking and reading basic Thai. So on my first trip here I was going to be well out of my comfort zone and worried about what type of experience I would have because I just had words and phrases and when I landed I felt they were almost useless, because when someone spoke it went completely over my head and when I spoke my words and went over their head.

On my very first day in El centro and within the first 30 min of eventually finding ground zero I picked up my first chica and went to a $6000 cop room and had a great experience. Of course it will depend on the person and how they like to roll as well as their confidence level and what they are seeking to get out of the experience but as Blackman would say money is a universal language.

For me no matter what country I monger in and no matter what the language is, a lot will come down to the initial eye contact and using my own instinct on the type of experience I am likely to get from a puta.

Now this is specifically for the newbies coming to Colombia who speak little to no Spanish and have to resort to the translator for 95% of the conversation. There are 2 types of girls you will come across, those that will have no patience for your translator who will get frustrated and annoyed with you and those that will think its cute and will be happy to grab the phone and continue some sort of conversation and will even want to spend more time with you maybe even teaching you Spanish, those are the keepers.

Now I know what the regular experienced guys with years under their belt are thinking "Yes but you won't get the true genuine GF experience" again I disagree. From months of reading the forum prior to my trip I thought I would be only doing fuck and go girls and I never imagined I would have a similar experience to what I am used to in Thailand, that is a few regulars that like to hang out with me where they were happy with whatever money I gave them and then the fuck and go girls.

In fact I had one amazing regular that asked for absolutely nothing, even though I paid her $100,000 when she left. She stayed with me for days at a time, hand washed some of my clothes, had breakfast waiting for me every morning and fucked like a daemon. One day I gave her, her usual $100,000 and she kept shouting some word in Spanish at me, I had no clue whatsoever. Eventually I found it was sencillo which I now know to mean she wanted small bills. I always kept small bills to hand and gave her a mix of $2000's, $5,000's totalling around $20,000 and to my absolute shock she gave me the $100,000 back and off she went happy with her small bills after me banging her for 2 days straight.

Now I am not saying it was all plain sailing, I had my bumps in the road and some challenges but I worked it out thanks to some of the BM's here who were checking in on me on what's app and were happy to guide me so that everything came to in the end.

I know this has been a long post but I wanted to provide a detailed insight into mongering in Colombia for a first timer with little to no Spanish. Also it was my intention to do a long report on my first trip but instead I will do write ups like this on different aspects of my trip. My next report will be on my Colombia Cupid disaster where I thought I was going to be kidnapped.

Happy mongering everyone.

[Fun Luvr]

I am looking for a testing site where I can show up, get an Antigen test for travel back to the USA, and wait on Site and get a written report in my hands within a few hours versus electronically. Looking for a place near Poblado that is open early on a Monday morning, or even possibly a place open on Sundays anywhere in Medellin. I do not want to get tested at the Airport the day of my flight as I know that's an option.

Any help would be appreciated.

Go to Cendiatra (https://cendiatra.com/sede-medellin-aguacatala/) at Cra 48C #10, between EAFIT University and the Aquacatala metro station. They open at 6:30 am, and you can wait for the results, available in less than an hour. They also have a clinic just outside Laureles. I went there in February. The cost was 50 mil.

[Gbaby32]

I saw on YouTube that these are very guest friendly hotels I have not seen much on these two on the site has anyone experienced anything with these hotels? First time taking the leap.

[Husker Dude]

I am looking for a testing site where I can show up, get an Antigen test for travel back to the USA, and wait on Site and get a written report in my hands within a few hours versus electronically. Looking for a place near Poblado that is open early on a Monday morning, or even possibly a place open on Sundays anywhere in Medellin. I do not want to get tested at the Airport the day of my flight as I know that's an option.

Any help would be appreciated.

Might try Centrolab.com.co I stayed at the Mansion & they came to me did the test & results that afternoon for 110 K +13 k to come to me. WhatsApp # +57-315-467-7121.

[SavePros321]

When you ask why she's sad (or bored, or what she's sick of) you'll get a brief story about how she needs money and could you send her some. You might think it's only $20 or $30 and it's building goodwill and you'll be getting free sex with her when you arrive. However, the first $20 is followed by another and another and the free sex isn't likely to happen when you arrive.

I always do this:

When I get that sob story, I tell them that I am willing to help them out with money if she visits me when I am in town. Meaning: "You come and see me and I will put the money in your hand. Not before then."

The scammers will always try to press the issue that they need money right now because they are hungry, can't pay their cell phone bill (but are always posting photos to their stories on FB, LOL), etc. To that, I always say "I never send money to someone I have never met in person."

I am giving them the "hope" that if we become good friends I may send them money in the future (I never do). But ultimately it weeds out the chicas who are selling the fantasy that they will meet you once you are in town but never had any intentions to meet you ever.

Any chicas who don't like the "I never send money to someone I have never met in person" line usually end up blocking me on FB. But this is great because it helps me easily filter out the time wasters.

[SavePros321]

I am looking for a testing site where I can show up, get an Antigen test for travel back to the USA, and wait on Site and get a written report in my hands within a few hours versus electronically. Looking for a place near Poblado that is open early on a Monday morning, or even possibly a place open on Sundays anywhere in Medellin. I do not want to get tested at the Airport the day of my flight as I know that's an option.

Any help would be appreciated.

Mojo Bandit posted this a while ago. Hope it helps:

https://co.usembassy.gov/wp-content/...n-Colombia.pdf

[Mr Enternational]

Speaking of stories, you'll probably hear a few of those while trying to set things up. It goes something like this:

Hello baby, how are you? Are you in Medellin? No? I'm okay but I'm sad.

When you ask why she's sad (or bored, or what she's sick of) you'll get a brief story about how she needs money and could you send her some.

That is why you never ask why. When they say they are sad or some bullshit, you just say I understand that. Curiosity killed the cat.

[Hunglow1625]

You also got all the Youtube clowns. https://youtu.be/5S7xpwXbRjo.

Sad to see such an influx of guys like him. The gold chains, loud mouthed wannabe rapp stars. I cringe when I see them. Its only a matter of time that they fuck it up like the DR.

[Surfer500]

I am looking for a testing site where I can show up, get an Antigen test for travel back to the USA, and wait on Site and get a written report in my hands within a few hours versus electronically. Looking for a place near Poblado that is open early on a Monday morning, or even possibly a place open on Sundays anywhere in Medellin. I do not want to get tested at the Airport the day of my flight as I know that's an option.

Any help would be appreciated.

[Surfer500]

I gave him the name and Whatsapp number of a Centro girl who is very similar in face and body as the one he showed a picture of. I speak zero Spanish but have so much fun with this girl. She understands dry humor and "reading between the lines". Always smiling and fun to give crap to because she gives it right back. She is not always at Centro. Maybe 2-3 days a week. Told him he is stupid not to at least do a 5-10 minute meet and greet. 5 days later he has not contacted her. He is stupid. He has no hunting skills what-so-ever. Sad really.

Everybody rolls different, and for some, trolling and hunting for Chica's in the streets is not in their DNA. Some guys do very well in like a Gusto's, they dress, play the part, buy drinks, etc. And that's in their wheelhouse. I would be like a fish out of water in that environment. So just because someone doesn't roll like you or I do is not a reflection on them in any way at least in my book.

[The Tall Man]

In the FB and SA arena which I frequent I agree there is no "windfall" for the chicas with Colombia becoming the Thailand of the Americas. I think there's still not that many guys coming down with Covid tests required both directions. Or maybe these chicas keep messaging me because I'm such a nice guy and easy money LOL.

But more seriously one difference I've noticed lately is the influx of black American guys, maybe former DR guys, now coming to Medellin and speak zero Spanish. They are usually a group of several guys together. I believe they frequent New Life days and Gustos nights. So maybe those venues are having a "windfall". I haven't been to either place in a couple years. But I hear the guys talking about where they are going.

I too have seen many more black mongers all around the city, in centro and the strip clubs and even the exito where I do my grocery shopping, all an uptick in the past 2 weeks.

Could be that they are the DR guys looking for their next spot to camp out at.

Much respect to the black mongers from the DR as they welcomed me into their groups when I went solo to the DR about 5 years back so I return the welcome to them.

The Tall Man.

[The Tall Man]

No. I wouldn't recommend a Tinder type app, or to spend much time with the ladies trying to set something up.

I agree with Mojo Bandit, Tinder is about the worst source for girls in Medellin. It's also the source used by a few different nefarious groups to set up and rob gringos over the past few years.

Unless you're just silly with money and need some excuse to throw it away, spending time talking with the ladies, trying to set something up, unless it's within 36 hours, preferably within 6 hours, is a waste of time. Most of them will agree to almost anything, if they know it's not for the same day. The story is almost certain to change when you're ready to finalize the deal.

Speaking of stories, you'll probably hear a few of those while trying to set things up. It goes something like this:

Hello baby, how are you? Are you in Medellin? No? I'm okay but I'm sad.

When you ask why she's sad (or bored, or what she's sick of) you'll get a brief story about how she needs money and could you send her some. You might think it's only $20 or $30 and it's building goodwill and you'll be getting free sex with her when you arrive. However, the first $20 is followed by another and another and the free sex isn't likely to happen when you arrive..

A lot of truth in this and other sentiments about Tinder in Medellin.

Just my experience with it.

During quarantine last April 2020 I received a promo offer from Tinder for a 6 month Gold subscription for $30 USD, then it automatically renewed for another 6 months for $30 but this ends mid next month.

Out of boredom during the 7 month quarantine I was playing with it but did not need it as I had 2 19 yo's Vennies I took in during the quarantine for 7 months, so had young fresh sweet pussy available anytime or day I wanted.

So in the past 11 months I would receive between 5 to 30 "likes" a day, I would look at the pics and connect with a few and dump the photo-shopped and barrio chics and right now I have 445 connections and out of these 445 I will communicate with about 300 but over the past 11 months.

I still have an on going discussion with about 10 of these but out of the whole bunch I have YET to meet even one in person! Why? Just too much of a hassle as I already have a great stable of fine young fresh pussy that is reliable, good attitudes and reasonable at about 80 to 130 mil for a few hours so Tinder is a crap shoot and just to play with.

Most of the girls on Tinder will ask for 300 mil and up and I have even gotten requests for 400 to 600 mil for A fricken hour! What a joke.

I have come across some barrio rats girls who I use to bang in those dive bars in centro for 30 mil a few years ago but now they show good photos on Tinder (along with FB) and I read where you guys are thrilled at their service and pricing of 150 to 200 mil for her and I was pounding her out 4 years ago when she was fresh and sweet hehehehehe.

Same with FaceBook.

Never forget that "She is not your girl rather she is only your turn".

Much love and respect to all!

The Tall Man.

[Surfer500]

Based on the chicas in the youtubes I've seen I'd say it's Slapshot 3 and beer 0. Good job keeping a level head SS. The day you do it I predict you will be sorry LOL

So much for egging him on. He's seen some pretty one's he would do there, and he does pretty girls, but he just hasn't sealed the deal yet, and he eventually will, and I'm hopeful he has a good experience. Sounds like El Centro won't work for you which is usually the case if your basing your assessment of the Chicas on youtube videos.

The videos will give you an overview, but your not going to see much close up and personal as most videos are being taken secretly and your not going to get much close up footage.