Medellin Reports

[JohnnyO]

Ill make a couple of concise reports. No mongering for the first fews days as my chica was with me and I needed to sort my apartment and Spanish school.

Yesterday mileroticas girl disappointing performance, damage 130, online prepares are a bit hit and miss. Called over a cute tiny spinner called Lucy to my apartment from Avenida de grill as I never got to smash her in the club and I have been talking to her over the last couple of months, I am sure tall man will know her.

She says she wants 100 for 2 - 3 hours, no problem with that. I tell her to take a taxi which I will pay for. She gets here and a chica taking a taxi means her friend will take her and they will rinse you on the price, from the club to Laureles she wants 20,00.

Once here I love her little body but the whole time she is on her phone and her novio keeps calling. Every time he calls she cranks up the volume on the music to max so he thinks she is still working and he wants her home, this happens about 3 times and the whole phone thing and the calls completely kills the mood for me, I could tell from the first second she was not relaxed.

After about 2 hours we finally go to the room but the vibe was dead and I just rush through it. I try to get her an uber and she insists she wants her own taxi costing 25,000 which of course is not even a taxi. Note to self, always clarify the taxi situation beforehand.

I give her the 145,000 and she looks at the 100 and says dollars, at this point I panic and think this is going to get ugly especially as she has a friend parked outside. I see red and tell her to show me on the chat where it says dollars and she just leaves. I think the dumb hooker realised it was stupid to pull this trick as I was always more than generous to her in the club for nothing in return and overall she would not gain from this stunt. Especially as she spent 90% of the time on the phone and rest in the room, how can she her right mind expect $100.

Tuesday was not a great day.

Today Wednesday after school excited to hit ground zero El Centro around 2 pm. Quite a few chicas around and a few real spinners as well as few well under age. Sometimes the ones you like will be hanging with guys or in a deep conversation on their phone. I drank some orange stuff I saw on YouTube that is supposed to make you potent. A drink on the strip then I return to a spot where a looker gave me the nod but she was gone. I continue up by Zona Rosa and there is tallish black venny Camilla, nice attitude but a bit bulky for my taste but attitude carries a lot of weight. She wants 25,000 or 30,000 to have her back door smashed. Lets go to Zona Rosa.

In the room great attitude, naughty, no rush. No problem with me playing with both holes and jerking off during the session. I would repeat and I reckon she would be even better after a few training sessions. I gave her 40 k.

Back to the strip and I take a drink in the black and red bar next to the restaurant. These bars look rough and ready but the staff and the girls are usually friendly and fun. A girl is eyeing me, she is a bit flabby but smiley. I have no wing man and my Spanish is poor. She sits nexts to me. I like when girls use their initiative and approach. A bit of basic small talk and I buy her a drink, I understand everything in the convo and I relax a bit.

For the price of a couple of drinks I get to practice Spanish and meet a friendly face. A few real lookers walk by the bar and I really want another round but its close to 4 and my limit is 2 hours before curfew then I go, so I make my way home. Total at the bar 20 k. Overall better than yesterday and I like the vibe in Centro.

Side note. When you ask girl how much and she says 100,200 or 300 and when you give her the pesos and she then wants dollars this is an outright scam in my opinion. We don't use dollars here, I don't carry dollars and if a chica wants dollars she should clearly specify she wants US dollars in the same way that I don't expect to pay in Euros or GBP while I'm in Colombia. I think mongers need to be aware of this as I have heard of this in a few other reports.

[ColombiaLover]

Quick question. I have heard that some of the chicas who work at Haven (staff) can be had on the side. Did you find this to be true?

I got into MDE right at the start of the quarantine late at night. There were no cars on the road due to the lockdown, and I did a double take at google maps on my phone when it said it was 20 minutes to Poblado. Taxi driver was going like a bat out of hell, and it seemed like we made it to Poblado from MDE airport in 15 minutes, only 25 on the way back but it was raining buckets. Again, I went after curfew.

For the most part, I have had my battles with men on this forum about trusting the women and if I lived in MDE, I get why. The flake rate was off the charts. For every woman, I had show up, two cancelled. Earliest one showed up was an hour late. Thing is the women I did have were drop dead gorgeous, horny as shit, and great in the sack.

The funniest encounter was with a seeking girl who has a legit job in real estate. She insisted on a PPM, short term arrangement. I thought she was going to be your typical blow and go ho, but she stayed around after we were done and we talked. I enjoyed what she had to say. I asked about taking her and a girl I met early on for a threesome to a Colombia beach town and she said, "Oh, I will have a 3 some but no way am I going on a trip with a girl from MDE. " Say what? I asked if she would like to take a trip and she said fine. She had such a negative opinion of the women in MDE.

La Isla is closed now, but I got three numbers of the women who work there. I got three numbers from women I was interested in from there. I texted all three. One could not make it, one wanted 600 k, and the other wanted 300 k for an hour. Given the huge flake rate with seeking, if you are interested in fucking a 10, to me this is how you do it. I know casas and centro are cheaper but it was after curfew hours and I had just gotten into town and was horny. The La Isla girl came over stoned on Tussi, but she gave great head and was good in the sack to boot.

The best and one I repeated with the most was a stunning blonde I met on seeking who is a cam girl. She was really smart, fun, and fucked the living shit out of me. At the hotel, she was playing with my cock in the elevator and fucked me in the pool. I stayed at Hotel Haven, and they had no issues with guests as long as you only had one woman in at the time. No fucking guest fees! You would think other hotels would get a clue because manager, a really nice guy, told me that they had a full house, way better than Energy Living. You would think as busy as EL and Haven were though the other hotels would get a clue about guest fees.

My cam girl fucked me bare the first day and then had nightmares about it. LOL. She went to the studio where she does her cam thing, saw all the hos there and freaked out. I really liked the Today Ultrasensitive in the green box and it felt like I had nothing on so I was okay with not going bare after that.

She makes enough doing the cam thing to pay her rent and bills but she wanted more. Still, she did not push me financially and never set a price. Still, as hot as she was and as good as she was in bed, and she danced better than most of the women at La Isla, she did not have a healthy glow about it. I asked her if she did drugs, and she admitted to smoking pot every day, and it showed in her looks and skin.

The only other encounter I had was at a Sports massage for men studio about two blocks from Hotel Haven on the way to Parque Lleras. I pay 120 k for a non-sexual message for an hour, and they had one doable woman of the four there. I am not sure if it is a happy ending place but if you do fuck, it is on a massage table, and I can never recall having great sex on a massage table. You are not supposed to get the phone numbers from the women but. Anyway, talking to the masseuse there was the same unhealthy glow, anxiety, and treatment of anxiety with pot.

I got sick of the rain, sick of the lockdown, and sick of the flakes so I am in Cali now. I will see what this place has to offer. So far I like the climate and vibe but the women are not MDE quality.

Maybe because it is because my sugar baby wife is in Medellin that I did not have the opinion of it I have. The SB wife bends over backwards to show she is not about money, and I get why because that is what most women there are like, and fortunately for me, she was out of town.

So now I get why the guys from MDE are the way they are. The women are stunning. I hurt my neck checking out all the hot women. And the women are pleasant and good in bed, but they are flaky as shit, materialistic as hell per according to everyone I talked to, and a ton of them are on drugs. IMO Medellin is the land of coke working girls, and I can see why guys would be so leery of getting into a committed relationship with any of them. I can see why so many guys got burned by the women of MDE.

[Osteoknot]

I really don't think it even matters what you use. During this lock down and the previous I have a digital copy of my passport, passport card and drivers license on my phone in even and odd numbers. Now then thing is and I do this every time is that I zoom right in on the last number where you can't actually see the whole document only the number, so I could literally being showing them anything even a credit card as you said and they don't bat an eye lid. I think once they realise you're foreign they're not really interested.

Wouldn't you know it, I have my driver's license and 4 credit cards and including my my passport they all end in even digits! What are the odd of that? One in 64 to be exact, jaja. FTW, my social security number is even, too, jajjajajajaa.

Photo is of he only new chica I banged in the past six weeks and she did not disappoint. She was a referral from a fellow mongerer, super cute, above average blow job skills, and most important, sweet & willing personality. There is a big difference between a referral for a prepago already advertising on Facebook (I don't have) like her, and a regular or special girl who you know and with whom you may have spent a lot of time, energy and effort cultivating that first time to fuck. Even with this chica, I would not give out her info unless I first discussed it with my fellow mongered and referral source. He and I already have that agreement and there are many times he would be the only mongerer and friend to whom I would refer a chica.

I am not suggesting this is how anyone else should roll. Do what you want. In these types of examples, "cast your pearls before swine" and see what happens, jajaja.

[Elvis 2008]

I got into MDE right at the start of the quarantine late at night. There were no cars on the road due to the lockdown, and I did a double take at google maps on my phone when it said it was 20 minutes to Poblado. Taxi driver was going like a bat out of hell, and it seemed like we made it to Poblado from MDE airport in 15 minutes, only 25 on the way back but it was raining buckets. Again, I went after curfew.

For the most part, I have had my battles with men on this forum about trusting the women and if I lived in MDE, I get why. The flake rate was off the charts. For every woman, I had show up, two cancelled. Earliest one showed up was an hour late. Thing is the women I did have were drop dead gorgeous, horny as shit, and great in the sack.

The funniest encounter was with a seeking girl who has a legit job in real estate. She insisted on a PPM, short term arrangement. I thought she was going to be your typical blow and go ho, but she stayed around after we were done and we talked. I enjoyed what she had to say. I asked about taking her and a girl I met early on for a threesome to a Colombia beach town and she said, "Oh, I will have a 3 some but no way am I going on a trip with a girl from MDE. " Say what? I asked if she would like to take a trip and she said fine. She had such a negative opinion of the women in MDE.

La Isla is closed now, but I got three numbers of the women who work there. I got three numbers from women I was interested in from there. I texted all three. One could not make it, one wanted 600 k, and the other wanted 300 k for an hour. Given the huge flake rate with seeking, if you are interested in fucking a 10, to me this is how you do it. I know casas and centro are cheaper but it was after curfew hours and I had just gotten into town and was horny. The La Isla girl came over stoned on Tussi, but she gave great head and was good in the sack to boot.

The best and one I repeated with the most was a stunning blonde I met on seeking who is a cam girl. She was really smart, fun, and fucked the living shit out of me. At the hotel, she was playing with my cock in the elevator and fucked me in the pool. I stayed at Hotel Haven, and they had no issues with guests as long as you only had one woman in at the time. No fucking guest fees! You would think other hotels would get a clue because manager, a really nice guy, told me that they had a full house, way better than Energy Living. You would think as busy as EL and Haven were though the other hotels would get a clue about guest fees.

My cam girl fucked me bare the first day and then had nightmares about it. LOL. She went to the studio where she does her cam thing, saw all the hos there and freaked out. I really liked the Today Ultrasensitive in the green box and it felt like I had nothing on so I was okay with not going bare after that.

She makes enough doing the cam thing to pay her rent and bills but she wanted more. Still, she did not push me financially and never set a price. Still, as hot as she was and as good as she was in bed, and she danced better than most of the women at La Isla, she did not have a healthy glow about it. I asked her if she did drugs, and she admitted to smoking pot every day, and it showed in her looks and skin.

The only other encounter I had was at a Sports massage for men studio about two blocks from Hotel Haven on the way to Parque Lleras. I pay 120 k for a non-sexual message for an hour, and they had one doable woman of the four there. I am not sure if it is a happy ending place but if you do fuck, it is on a massage table, and I can never recall having great sex on a massage table. You are not supposed to get the phone numbers from the women but. Anyway, talking to the masseuse there was the same unhealthy glow, anxiety, and treatment of anxiety with pot.

I got sick of the rain, sick of the lockdown, and sick of the flakes so I am in Cali now. I will see what this place has to offer. So far I like the climate and vibe but the women are not MDE quality.

Maybe because it is because my sugar baby wife is in Medellin that I did not have the opinion of it I have. The SB wife bends over backwards to show she is not about money, and I get why because that is what most women there are like, and fortunately for me, she was out of town.

So now I get why the guys from MDE are the way they are. The women are stunning. I hurt my neck checking out all the hot women. And the women are pleasant and good in bed, but they are flaky as shit, materialistic as hell per according to everyone I talked to, and a ton of them are on drugs. IMO Medellin is the land of coke working girls, and I can see why guys would be so leery of getting into a committed relationship with any of them. I can see why so many guys got burned by the women of MDE.

[The Tall Man]

Ruddock1 El Gran Hotel.

I bet the pool is closed. You better check. Too far to walk girls. Most will want (demand) taxi.

SlapShot10.

Hmm. She said you never contacted her.

Centro / Botero Park.

Day four (Saturday) and all businesses, tourists, and street girls back to normal. 4:30 and police start getting people to go home. Less police so took until 7:00 to get to the 95% emptiness level.

Day five (Sunday) everything back to normal. Saw a truck that looked like it was to be used to haul away people roaming the streets but nobody was put in it as it slowly drove past the church..

I like your style of writing, good read. I too think what a low life gringo would be doing begging for money from other gringos, fuck them, just about one week ago I am in Botero plaza and a clearly rough clothed guy with perfect English comes up and starts doing small talk with me, I know this MO and sure enough after 2 sentences talking about the nice weather in Medellin and something about a song that was playing near by he is like "hey bro can you help me out, (as he lifts up his shirt and shows me his yellow abdomen) I have cancer and need a place to stay and something to eat", what a joke, my reply was something like "you need a doctor and a hospital and not me, good luck BRO".

Agree that the Vera restaurant and the chicas who stand right around there are all spoiled almost useless, they are nothing more than 20 mil stick it in their twats for 5 minutes dump and leave. They all hang around with their sister putas and think they have made their throne on the back side of the Vera hehehehe.

On another note. Since the curfew has been extended to April 19 here in Medellin my whatsapp has lite up like a Christmas tree lighting ceremony yesterday, so many chicas are desperate.

The Tall Man.

[JohnnyO]

I personally know a very crafty mongerer who uses his passport and his cedula, one is even and one is odd, for every day freedom. You are not supposed to be allowed to use your driver's license but the people checking at the entrances are sometimes one or two French fries Short of a Happy Meal. To wit, I also know of someone who got in using his Visa credit card which ended in the needed par or impar digit, telling the security guard that was his "Visa. " Jajajajajajaa, I wouldn't count on the last manuever although kudos for creativity and thinking outside the box!

Random Gratuitous Foto of the an exhausted Cat Girl after a long day at Hacienda Napoles and the result of my watching her and Jewel parade around in string bikinis all day, jajajaja.

I really don't think it even matters what you use. During this lock down and the previous I have a digital copy of my passport, passport card and drivers license on my phone in even and odd numbers. Now then thing is and I do this every time is that I zoom right in on the last number where you can't actually see the whole document only the number, so I could literally being showing them anything even a credit card as you said and they don't bat an eye lid. I think once they realise you're foreign they're not really interested.

[Surfer500]

Yes, you can use a driver's license or any other official or official looking government issued ID.

In reality, most of the stores could care less and I've walked into Exito and Carulla on odd days while my ID is even, "pare" and sometimes they don't even bother checking at the entrances. As far as Tienda 1 and Justo / Bueno, there so short staffed they just post who is allowed in on that day by having a placard with even or odd numbers on it. Nobody should be concerned about all this, there are Mom / Pop stores all over the place not enforcing this.

[Queens35]

How is the San Peter restaurant? Hours? Menu? Prices?

TIA.

[Surfer500]

Strongly doubt that. I can not see the main streets, only the front and side of the church. I never saw one person being taken away or escorted by police. Several girls keep doing figure 8's around the blocks so they are not scared which tells me no truck hauling people away. I also saw 3 gringos I know walking around most days until 5:45 pm. I am afraid to go out because they may fine me but a much bigger issue is if they deny my 90 day extension or refuse to let me return to their country for breaking their laws. Walking around after curfew as a gringo is stupid. The Slim Man with the court jesters. It was some of the jesters. I met most of them and moved out of the hotel that housed 2 of them and do not talk with them. They are super stupid.

Yes I noticed the same crew of the taller thinner tall man and his entourage and stayed clear of them being under the radar. As far as the busing away of the people after 5 PM, I can easily see the police not enforcing this until at least an hour after curfews actually begin. It's not like people get off work at 4:30 PM and are going to have plenty of time to get home before the curfew begins. There have been lots of lines and waiting for transport as always in the late afternoons, and the Police know this. Your smart not to get caught violating the rules', especially being a foreigner here, as it it's typically a no win situation for the foreigner.

[SavePros321]

The article says the 9th. Is it the 9th or 19th?

It's the 19th. If you really want to stay on top of restrictions, Medellin Guru always has the latest and greatest:

https://medellinguru.com/nightly-cur...-law-medellin/

[LoveItHere69]

Ruddock1 El Gran Hotel.

I bet the pool is closed. You better check. Too far to walk girls. Most will want (demand) taxi.

SlapShot10.

Hmm. She said you never contacted her.

Centro / Botero Park.

Day four (Saturday) and all businesses, tourists, and street girls back to normal. 4:30 and police start getting people to go home. Less police so took until 7:00 to get to the 95% emptiness level.

Day five (Sunday) everything back to normal. Saw a truck that looked like it was to be used to haul away people roaming the streets but nobody was put in it as it slowly drove past the church.

Day six (Monday) Knife fight at 7:45 pm in the pouring rain. Two on two which is really odd. One walked away limping but he could have fallen down on the slippery stones. I have nearly fallen down several times simply walking.

As far as what you witnessed at 5 PM, I have always been gone before than, but have been told that they have like ten busses in El Centro, and if your out after the curfew without a valid excuse they stick you in the bus, take you somewhere, and lock you up for 36 hours and charge you something like 90,000 Pesos, that's at least what one of my regulars told me.

Strongly doubt that. I can not see the main streets, only the front and side of the church. I never saw one person being taken away or escorted by police. Several girls keep doing figure 8's around the blocks so they are not scared which tells me no truck hauling people away. I also saw 3 gringos I know walking around most days until 5:45 pm. I am afraid to go out because they may fine me but a much bigger issue is if they deny my 90 day extension or refuse to let me return to their country for breaking their laws. Walking around after curfew as a gringo is stupid. The Slim Man with the court jesters. It was some of the jesters. I met most of them and moved out of the hotel that housed 2 of them and do not talk with them. They are super stupid.

Backpacker.

Saw a backpacker with a thin blanket rolled up and hanging over his backpack, around his neck, and hanging over his shoulders so he looked like he was camping outside. He looked stupid and he was propositioning one of the street girls. Failed. Walks 5 meters away and tries another girl. Failed. Moves 7 meters further and tries the next one. Failed. He is now mid block in front of but opposite the Premier Plaza Hotel. Starts trying to get a lone girl walking the sidewalk with 2 bags. Bothers her all the way to the corner (half a block away). The poor girl was clearly not a player, just out shopping. Failed. Next he goes into Tostao. I see a guy I know outside Tostao and I tell him all about this stupid piece of. So the packpacker guy walks out with no food or drink in his hand so I assume he just used their bathroom. He hears me and the other guy speaking English so he stops and says sorry to interrupt and tells us how he got his stuff lost or stolen. I told him I only help girls with big tits. He kept trying. Then I told him it would suck to be you with no family or friends. He left agitated. Hate foreigners traveling to other countries begging!

Then a short girl walks past us. We both notice and mention she is a new girl. He is drinking coffee so I go chase her down. Find her at that yellow restaurant behind the church on the corner. She starts at 50,000 (red flag) but she quickly agreed to 40,000. But she demands to use her hotel. Surprise surprise. I swear all the girls in front of that restaurant get immediate training on bad service. Several days prior I saw a semi-new girl from there and she walked around the block alone. I caught her away from her group of friends and hoped for the best. I got her to my hotel but at the 15 minute mark complained of pain and never finished. That is 6 girls total between my last trip and this trip I have tried with almost universal results. One guy I knew tried the Bogota transfer girl who would not take her top off that I remembered from last year. He had the same results. If you must have one of the girls in front of that restaurant. Negotiate shirt and bra off and sucking tits first and tell her as soon as she enters the hotel room she has to take her top off. If she does not take her shirt and bra off immediately then quickly walk out the room and the hotel. They tried locking me in last time. This information is for the new guys. This is not for the know-it-alls that have all the girls perform for them like porn stars, stay forever until they are kicked out, and are so awesome that the girls actually pay them.

Restaurant.

Across from the church. First floor Mor Dis because. Third floor Govindas vegie restaurant (burrito fake meat tastes like sausage, great view. Try it). Second floor is currently being worked on to open a new restaurant. Keep your fingers crossed it is something other than another Colombian food place.

I am a loser!

I had a play date set with a 33 year old Botero girl. Not a 18-23 year old, 33. She did it two days in a row. It gets worse. She is 2 floors above me in the same hotel. That is roughly a 2 minute walk if she was to get a bit lost on the way. My ego burst in flames. I buried it two days later and have been reborn with no moral compass. But I keep telling myself it was because she was real busy before she moved to Bogota the next day.

[Kafka]

The article says the 9th. Is it the 9th or 19th?

They just extended the curfew now until the 19th, with outlying cities having an 8 PM to 5 AM curfew, and 6 PM to 5 AM curfew in Medellin.

I went to a laboratory in Aquacatla this morning and arrived at 6:15 AM and walked out less than 45 minutes later with a copy of the Antigen test result (negative), came back to my apartment and booked a flight for tomorrow, registered with Migracion, so am getting out of here for a while. Since last Wednesday evening I've been hitting EL Centro during the days, and then watch everything turn into a ghost town at 5 PM. Although you can get out during the day, and I'm not out much in the evenings, the situation really bothers me personally. And it's downer in the sense that they are needing to do this, not that I disagree, it's just depressing.

The good news is my Tomboy is in route to spend the next 24 hours with me, so I will be leaving tomorrow with my saddlebags empty, and hopefully things will blow over by the end of the month and I'll be back to pillage in El Centro once again!

[Osteoknot]

Is it possible to get around the Pico and Cedula restrictions if your passport ends in an even number, and your driver's license ends in an odd number?

Can you carry the passport on the even days, and just your driver's license on the odd days?

I personally know a very crafty mongerer who uses his passport and his cedula, one is even and one is odd, for every day freedom. You are not supposed to be allowed to use your driver's license but the people checking at the entrances are sometimes one or two French fries Short of a Happy Meal. To wit, I also know of someone who got in using his Visa credit card which ended in the needed par or impar digit, telling the security guard that was his "Visa. " Jajajajajajaa, I wouldn't count on the last manuever although kudos for creativity and thinking outside the box!

Random Gratuitous Foto of the an exhausted Cat Girl after a long day at Hacienda Napoles and the result of my watching her and Jewel parade around in string bikinis all day, jajajaja.

[Osteoknot]

Fly out tomorrow. Last Hurrah, a guided tour to Pablo Escobar's old hacienda that the government took over and turned into the country's largest tourist attracion named Hacienda Napoles. Few hour bus ride one-way from Medellin, not sure exactly how long, bus left at 4:30 AM and returned by 8 PM, slept a lot both ways. The tour bus picked us up and dropped us off at our hotel. Free breakfast. Went with Cat Girl and her prima Jewel. They are the ones in the string bikinis on the yellow steps and under the Felinos sign. The other two chicas joined our small group aafter we got there, they did not know each other or us before that day. I spent the day with 4 really cute chicas, but was only bangin' 2 of them, jeje. I felt a vibe from the tall skinny one, but I was with my novia Cat Girl and she did the expected cock-blocking or I would have been on that new chica like white on rice. Best man-made waterfall I have ever seen at a pool. The only reasons there are hippos in the wild in Colombia is they escaped from here, jaja. The butterfly is about 50 feet across. Great day. Don't want to leave Medellin but have to, will be back ASAP and after the curfew shit eases up. Higly recommend a visit to Hacienda Napoles and suggest a guided tour if it is your first visit there.

[Nil Admirari]

I am also curious. Can you be in a taxi after 5 pm, or is it complete lockdown? Can chicas arrive in taxi at say 8 pm and leave in taxi at 12 pm?

Last week, I had two chicas visit me during evening curfew. In each case, I gave them the option of coming earlier in the day if they felt more comfortable getting home before the 5 pm witching hour.

That said, I don't think you're supposed to be in a taxi unless you have a good reason, so probably some (albeit, quite small) risk of being stopped by a cop and possibly getting a fine. Should that happen, perhaps your WhatsApp exchange, (documenting that she's on her way to your place to provide professional services) would satisfy the policia. (JeJeJe).